Aur Karva Lo Ladko Se Recharge

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Ek Kuwari Ladki Ko Bachha Ho Gaya,

Baap Ne Gusse Se Pucha: “Kiska Hai Yeh, Sach-Sach Batana

Ladki Boli: “Pitaji Chota-2 Recharge Karwati Thi, Pata Nahi Kisi Ne Life Time Pack Hi Daal Diya

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Hindi Version

एक कुवारी लड़की को बच्चा हो गया,

बाप ने गुस्से से पूछा: "किसका है यह, सच-सच बताना"

लड़की बोली: "पिताजी छोटा-छोटा रिचार्ज करवाती थी, पता नहीं किसी ने लाइफ टाइम पैक ही ड़ाल दिया"

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30 Responses to "Aur Karva Lo Ladko Se Recharge"

  1. Priya says:

    He he he . . .

  2. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Hahahahahahaha life time validity

  3. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Ö..

  4. Lalitmangla says:

    Good

  5. Lalitmangla says:

    Hello priya nilesh admin sonam deleted deepak & other friends kaise hain aap sabhi or kya chal raha hai

    • Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      m f9 n u… MANGLA JI..
      Hii,. Frndz kaise hai ap log…. Sub thik to hai na…???
      Aj bahut km frnds site par aaye…???

    • deepak says:

      Hum bilkul thk h Lalit mangla ji…or upar wale se dua h ki ap hamesha ese hi khus or haste muskurate rahe…

  6. deepak says:

    Mujhse Wo Kehti Hai Ki…
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    .Tumhari Zindagi Ko Main Jannat Bana Dungi,…
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    .Banani To Use ‘MAGGI’ Bhi Nahi Aati,
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    Confidence To Dekho Logo ka…

    • Deleted says:

      deepak bhai bahut aacha joke h mazza aa gya yaar….muuhaa…ek chummi is joke k naam…wah…mazza aa gya yaar

      • Admin says:

        hehe ye joke vese mr bechlor ne mast joke pe comment mein dala tha aur meri factory mein tha :p

        Jo marji kaho mene ek cheez dekh li hai yaaro.. joke purana b ho jaye kuch time bad dobara pado to naya sa lagta hai and utna hi maja aata hai

        isliye main purane jokes ko kabhi kabhi taaja kar deta hun CNW

      • deepak says:

        Thnx del bro. , chahe kuch b ho, keisa b joke ya shayri ho…ap hamesha hosla badhate ho….
        Thnx 4 it….

  7. Mr. Bachelor says:

    Ye akhri baar recharge mere se karvane aayi thi

    • deepak says:

      Or pahla recharge admin bro. K paas karwaane ayi thi….
      admin bro. Ne hi mere ko ye baat boli…or st me ya b kaha tha ki pahli baar me itne bade recharge k karan us ko problm ho gai…to…us k baad vo chote recharge wale dhundhti thi….

  8. Rajesh says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  9. Deleted says:

    @nilesh dua h meri tujhe priya ya uss jaise koi zaroor mile….to teri life ko swarg bna de aur tujhe swargwasi……hehehe

    @lalitmangla ji….thanks for remembering me….i m not fine…dimag out h…..kyon h …bta nahi sakta….but thanks for the concern dear….

    @ admin…tu to mere bhai jaisa h…

    @ priya ji aaj aap nahi aayi…ek aap hi to female member h iss site par aaj kal….khawaish and sonam ji to gayab ho gayi h….

    @pankaj tum bahut din baad cmt kar rahe ho….kya hua dost….
    HPS and paramjeet (heart..)kaise ho tum log….

  10. Deleted says:

    @wanted and Rashi ji agar aap dono mein se koi bhi name change kar k cmt kar raha ho to plz mujh se baat zaroor karna…i miss u both…my nonvegpur friends…

  11. sonu says:

    dear admin bhai,
    tumhe aisa lagta hai k me galat hu, to aaj se me comment
    band kar deta hu, mujhe to koi dikkat nahi hai site kholne ki
    lekin sach ka saamna b to kara karo,
    tumhara matlab hai ki jo tumne joke diye wo sab naye hain
    aur hamare sab purane hain yahi na, to koi baat nahi
    tum khush raho, hum hi cheater hain tumari nazar mein

    comments ka matlab hota hai sabki raay jaan na, means complaint
    and suggestion, lekin tum suggestion ko complaint samjhte ho to
    ye tumahara najariya hai, meri isme koi galti nahi hai,

    tumhe agar meri galat baat lagi ho to sorry,
    me comments band kar dunga
    kyuki desh jaisa chal raha hai wesa he chalega
    koi sudhar ki umeed nahi dikhti hai ab to

    bye

    jai hind….

    • Admin says:

      Dear mene ye nhi kha ki main naye jokes dalta jun. But pls define ki naya kya hai. Mere liye to jo cheez nhi padi vo nayi hoti hai.

    • Mr. Bachelor says:

      Hye sonu bhai first of all hlo dear
      uske baad dear tumne ab desh ki baat ki hai to suno dear , rajniti me do party hain ek to wo jo raj kar rahi hai aur dusri wo jo uska virodh karti hai aur har us kaam me tang adhati hai jo kaam raj karne wali party karna chati hai aur uske baad sansad me, media me virodi party puchti hai ki raj karne wali party ne kiya kya hai, isse to desh ka kuch sudhar nahi hoga na , lekin iske vipreet agar wohi virodi party raj karne wali party ko suggest kare ki humare ye kaam karne se humare wo kaam karne se desh ka bhala hai to shayed desh ka bhala hoga par ye sambab nahi , lekin yaha site pe kuch kuch sambab hai jaise ki tum naye se naye joke is site pe admin ko mail karo taki wo use masale ke sath is site pe daale ga aur haan main admin ki taraf se bada b karta hu ki niche tumhara naam POSTED BY SONU likha hoga , lekin basharte wo joke naya hona chahiye aur joke aaisa hona chahiye yo aajtak na to admin ne suna ho , na hi maine aur na hi is site pe aane wale kisi ek b user ne , main expect karta hu ki aane wale ek do din me aisa joke padunga jiske niche tumhara naam ho POSTED BY SONU

  12. deepak says:

    Log Kapdo K Style Pr Na Jane Kitne Paise Brbad Krte He
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    Jbki Zindgi k sb se Hasin pal Bina Kapdo ke guzarte He.
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    .Apna”BACHPAN”yar..
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    Jab dekho galat soch..:)

  13. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    gud morning frndz

  14. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Dosto aj sunday hai, aur full enjoy karne ka din hai,
    so ap log kya plan banaye hai aj ke liye….???

  15. divya says:

    Nice joke

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