Aurat Aur Swimming Instructor
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Bevkoof h yaar ye ladki. Extreme bevkoof
Rosy darling,
Is wale ched se teri b hawa nikalti hai kya?
rosy k k pichewale ched se hawa nikalta h…..aur samnewale se barish…a sab tumhare liye dost maje lo rosy k sath
Samjh me nai aya yar
Ye ladki sach me bevkoof hai ya maze lene k liye bevkoof hone ka natak kar rahi hai..?
rosy kya baat hai pasand nahi joke?
abe B.B. ROSY bewkuf ladki nai ladka h sala ungli nikal k apna pump nai dal sakta tha
khair bekf tu b nai h n mai b nai hu..
JMC
admin ise tu pehle b post kar chuka h yar are wo akbar birbal wala post kar na bhai
Kal Subha ka scheduled hai Par naam Uska hai Santa aur England Ka Raja hehe
Koi star world par when i meet ur mother dakhta hain kya…kya dhasoo program hain
when i meet you tab tuje bahut good lagega
Really Awesome Program !! I have This in my Collection !!
Admin bhai mere comment deleat kyu kar rahe ho
Shpw Stopper Bhai, comment ache ache air dhang ke post kiya karo to delete nahi honge
PRIYA JMC,
wo sab chhod ye bata tera kya progrm hai
kya tu meri kamini bane gi
Sahi kaha priya kya serial hain yaar sexy comeady to laajabab hain
@naveen, nai mujhe swimin ati h.
@ravi, nai aaya
@kaminey, kitni baar bolu dn comment on me!
@rosy
Phir to dubne se bachane k liye paani me utarne se pahle plastic ka lora dalti hogi?
N mera naam sirf rosy h. Got tht kutte kaminey?
instuctor ke to maze hain . esa lag raha hai sare boys kal seSwimming Instructor ki job ke liye line me khade milenge.bolenge ki job karna hai bhale hi payment mat dena
yh joke tha ya joke ka mjaak?!
palak i want to friendship with you
Actualy ye hi khud main ek joke tha,
abe aditi tere ko samaj aya tu kya boli
ADITI JI JMC
kya ap ko tairna ata hai
ye JMC kisi naye neta ke party ka naam hai kya????
RYT ROSY…..
vese admin ye koi accha joke nahi tha fir bhi ok….chalega…….and ''DABANG''tumhara comment nahi dikh raha hai ….kahi sach me sudhar gaye kya…na baba na esa mat karna varna bigde hue logo ki population kam ho jayegi
Yaar Had hai tum logo ko itna mast joke acha nahi laga Hmmmmm lagta hai meri creativity khatam hoti hai rahi hai
ladkiya logo aao thoda sa mera mind relax karvao puppy shuppy deke to acha jokes aayenge fir
priyanka dabang ki jagah main le sakta hu
qki me bigde hue ka SAHJADHA hu..
aila YANKA JMC,
tere liye mai b 11;30 pe yaha aya hu
aur ye JMC ka mn hai JAI MADARCH*OD
to zor se bolo JAI MADARCH*OD
JMC-JAY MADARCHODHAI.
YANKA yar peli bar u mujse sidhe mu bat kari hai darling,
meri kamini banegi kya, mai tairna b sikha dunga lekin aise nahi jaisa jok me hai
JMC
hi BB ROSY,
mai b izzat se puch ra hu k tu meri kamini banegi kya,
to ab tu b izat se pyar se mohabt se dular se jawab dena
JMC.
ha yar prianka ye JMC kya hai
Manish. Can we be frnds?
hi tami darling tu kya tamilnadu se hai
JMC
JMC-JO MAIN CHAHOON but i know kamina ise kya kahta haii.
lagta hai tum sab jage ho abhi tak kya kar rahe ho
MILI DARLING swiming mai b sikha sakta hu bina tujhe dubaye
JMC
MAST HAI.
abe admin tu raat ko bahut tez ho jata hai yaar kya baat hai
Hehe rat ko sexy movie dekht ahun na isliye PC chalta hi rahta hai
kaminey mai har kisi se sidhe muh baat karna chahti hu par yaar mai jab bhi is site pe aati hu tum log ka comment padkar mera matha thanak jata hai….varna mai itni gussel nahi jitna tum samajte ho….pls apna asli naam likho na….ab tumhe kamine bolne me muje accha nahi lag raha….kyuki shayad ab tum shudhar gaye ho
oh meri YANKA
akhir tune kabul kabul kabul hi liya meri kamini banna
zor se bolo JMC
maine pehle hi bola tha ye PRIANKA badi chalu hai
dabang use chhedta hai to jhut mut gussa dikhati hai aur ab dabang ne bhav dena band kar diya na to kaise chhatpata rai hai
ROSY ROSY ROSY ROSY……
kaha ho tum meri BB ROSY meri darling meri kamini
meri khujli nai mit-ti tere khujlai bina
JMC
freinds pls ek baar apne naam ke aage apana full detail likho jisse hum ek dusre ko acchi taraj se jaan sake……like mai U.P. se belonge karti magar mai bachpan se GUJRAT me rehti hu….
Priyanka Ji, Acording to me You are In Mumbai… am i right ??
oye admin tune mera jok wala cmmt aprv nai kiya yaar
is it agnst ur ruls n regltns
Bhai ji Maine vo isliye approv nahi kiya kyunki vo joke maine site pe dalna hai comment mein dikh gaya to site pe kese aayega.. samjha kar yar
ok admin m agree wid u n i hav sbmtd that jok wid better wordings, tell me is that d new 1 4 u or not n kaisa hai wo jok.?
but personaly i think dat u shud show d name of the sender of d joke n its a persnl thinkin ok.
so m i rite PRIYANKA (i d lyk 2 call u YANKA, can i)
JMC
Kaminey Ji Joke bahut purana hai suna hua hai par sardar aapne bich mein dal diya. anyway main usko acha bana ke publish karunga..
And filhal main joke ke sath sender ka nam nahi de sakta. In future is cheez ko socha jayega
Like agar koi banda ache tarike se joke likh ke bhejta hai Jaisi main formatting karta hun. aur meri mehnat bachti hai to jarur mein Naam dal sakta hun hehe
Hmmm.. Shayad galti lag gayi mere se kaminey Bhai.. Hehehe Sonipat Kesa rahega :P agar tu vakiye hi Sonipat ka hai to fir to mera padosi hua milne aaunga tujhe
nancy esi koi baat nahi hai mai is site pe apna dulha khojne nahi aai hu…..sirf ek dost hone ke naate maine itna kaha….kyuki asli dost vo hi hota hai jo ki dost ko sahi raaste pe laye….and ab tumhe kya ho gaya…tum to ese keh rahi ho jese dabang mera baap tha
Priyanka main tumhe sahi raste pe launga na ab to mobile no de de na
admin jara pc is side kar do muje bhi dekhni hai…..pls koi gaali mat dena muje..ab to tumse bada dar lagta hai….
Madam Filhal to main Expandable dekh raha hun koi sex movie nahi
admin sir dekhiye aap ne mera ek comment post nahi kiya…usme na koi gaali likha tha na koi phone no…and na koi email id
Oye Madam Ji Kona Post nahi kiya?
admin sir mere pc pe mera comment dikhata hai ki your comment is awaiting moderatin fir mai dubara koi comment deti hu to pehle vaal comment post ho jata hai…………esa kyu??????
Madam Ji Esa isliye kyunki raat ko main fast hota hun na.. ab main subha tak tumhara koi bhi comment pos tnahi karunga happy :P
Priya i love u smile
oye YANKA ye admin sahi hai ya tu u r in up or mumbai
admin mai kaha se hu bata to
hehe Kaminey Tu shayad Bilaspur ke aas pass kahin hai :P
admin sir mai is time gujrat me hu …and yahi rehti hu….aap kaha rehte hai…full adress likna jarueat padi to mai jarur aaungi ……Puppy dene liye hehehehe
pls esa mat karo na admin ….dekho agar tum mera comment post nahi karoge to muje jhak markar abhi hi sona padega…and tum to jante ho muje raat ke 2:30 tak jagne ki aadat hai….fir nind kaise aayegi
very good admin ji aap apni aadat se kab baaj aaoge….magar thik hai muje ye baat bhi achhi lagi….ok to ab apna address likh do
Main Ni, Main Ni, Main Ni, Main Ni Pehle apna Mobile No do
oye YANKA tune iske pehle admin ko bhai bola tha,
wo pappi pe mera haq hai sirf mera
Priyanka i love u
beta admin ye tere se adrs ugalwa k hi rahegi
tune us din mee ko nai dataya tha adrs lassi wale jok pe
Kaminey Bhai Agar Tu Sonipat se hai to kal milne aaonga tujhe main
no mai waha ka nai hu
Hmmm, Chal Koi baat nahi fir Bilaspur ka hoga hehe
I LUV U SHOW STOPPER PLZ GIVE ME INTRO
kamine yaar mai jaanti hu ki is pappi pe tumhara hi haq tha and aage bhi rahega…..magar mere tumhare bich me ek admin naam ka bhi koi aadmi hai …..mai yska kya karu
oye PRIYA wo to sho stp karta hai yaar or mai karta hu shuru to chal aise hi terna sikhe
JMC
Hadd hai kis comment ko change kiya hai maine… bina bat ke mera nam laga diya tumne..
Hi I Am B.TECH FINAL YEAR STUDENT FRom IIT…NOW PLACED IN A INFOSYES SOFT WARE compney
oye YANKA tu jada emotnal mat kar mere ko nai to mai gandi baat n galia nai de paunga kabi is site me
Kaminey mujhe apni tarah educated ladka chaiye kamina gawar nahin
PRIYA
teri ma ki chu chu chu chudion ki khankhanhat se
mera lon lon lon london jana ruka….
ye mau oxford me sikh k aya hu samji
JMC
Priya madam,
Main b educated hu.
Hehehe…..
Hiii Priya how r u??
Its not 100 % possible that u will found a educated boy just like u.
hi……… priya .how r u ? i,m new on this site.
priya main educated hu.bolo kahan milna hai
ok bye admin n YANKA kal fadte hain
Priya kya tum mari do sarir ek jaan banogi
ye pria pakka 2 naam se cmmt kar rai hai admin 1 pria n 1 koi launda k naam se qk
Priya kya tum mari do sarir ek jaan banogi
ye cmmt wo koi launde k nam se post karti but name n email change bhul gayi/gaya
q be bosri wali/wala priya
JMC
Kaminey i know it already Brother..
i also love you show topper but………as a freind….
Hmm Kar le lov Tu show stopper ko meri baari kya ho gaya tha tujhe….. Priyanka tumse achi to Priyanka chopra hai kam se kam hafte mein ek bar fon to kar leti hai na
naam dono ka ek jaisa par aadtein aur dil kitna alag alag
Kamine mughe educated ladke pasand hain
Acha wo Wala, Priyanka Sun ese kisi ko ….. nahi bolte.
First of all pata nahi maine tere bare jane anjane mein kya kuch socha ho
2nd agar main tera ….. bana to in baki sab ki gaand paad dunga.
so its better to go with Puppy Juphy rather ……….. hehe
ab tu fill in the blanks bhar le
ok bye admin boss (boss isliye kyuki mai aapki assistence hu) good night…….kal dopaher me 2:20 pe milti hu….good night and have a sweet dreame….mere baare me dekhna…..hehehe
Kabhi pita ji bhi india se bahar gaye hain faaku
o teri ye PRIYANKA to mere khade lund pe laathi charge kar k chale gai
ab kal pria n aditi pe chanc marunga
leja beta admin tu use but ab sab ko bhabi k nazar se dekhio ….abe savita bhabi nai…
JMC
Dakha ek baar main 2 -2 girls ko pata liya priya & priyanka main aapka shukriya karta hoon " THIS IS FOR BOTH LOVELY LADY"
ok admin aap apna number mere emai id pe send kar dena mai khud tumhe phone kar dungi …..vese muje ek din kisi ka driving licence mila ….maine jaldi se ucke naam se 3-4 simcard banva liye….taki jarurat aane pe kaam aa sake ….bas maine thoda dukan vaale ko pataya and vo bechar licence ka zerox leke muje simcard de bhi diya….ok
Acha chal mail ID to bata de dear hehe
Priyanka mari id par bhi send kar dana kar****na9*@g**ail.com as a frnds plz
Yeh kya kiya admin apni power ka galat use mat karo…ravan ka bhi bura ant hua tha plz puri id daalo
yar admin tum bade chalak ho meri muh se apni baat kehwana chahte ho……and show stopper tum buddhu ho kya jo tumne apna email id likh diya ye jaante hue ki admin esa nahi hone denge…..vahi hua jo aaj tak hota aaya hai…is baar bhi admin sir ne ungali kar di
Actually mujhe tumhara email confirm nahi hai, agar to jo tumne enter kiya hai vo hi hai to bolo nahi to de do
Show stopper bhai vo meri hai, meri hi rahne de na…bich mein taang mat ada apni
Aacha to priyanka facebook par ***** naam se search karna
admin thik kar raha hai
Mili Ji, Aap Kaha se ho ji
jane do show topper '''likha manjur kismat me khuda ko yaad kya karna'' jaha bedard admin ho vaha fariyad kya karna'''
means id na dekar sahi kar raha hai
admin jee main bharat desh se hu
Filhal kaha se ho ji, i mean ur outside india
apne desh me hi hu jee kaha jaungi desh chhor ke
Bhai yaar kyu jab priyanka ne mara praposal accept kar liya to taang kyu ada rahe ho plz admin plz id dado mari
Uska kya hai vo sabka proposal accept kar leti hai
Jab woh dane ko tayar hain to tumhara kya jaata hain
Bhai mera rule toot ta hai……. ab please is bare mein behas na karo. aur leave this topic
sach pucho to mai kisi ka proposal accept nahi karti ….bas tumko pareshan karti hu muje maza aata hai…tum sab ki baate sunkar ….sacchi muje to ab bhi ye ek sapna sa lagta hai…
I love u
hii frnds yar yeh yaha pe chat kaise karte hai plz koi batao na ….
tum sahi keh rahi ho admin boss kuch jokes hum guys pe bhi banao na yaar
Mara dil to sirf priyanka tumhare liye hi dhadakta hain
Admin bhai mane pata laga liya hain ki priyanka ladka hain coz jab priya ne mara praposal accept kiya to priyanka ke man main insecurity aayi iss liye usne bhi mara praposal accept kar liya
show stoper tujhe samj to aai ki kai log h jo sabko chutiya bana rahe h..
hi priyaka
PRIYANKA sho toper kya bolta hai sai hai kya
kya tu ladka hai matlab tere pas wo nai wo hai
Hi Guys
Bakwass……
hi admin yaar tum to lakdiyo se chet kar lete ho
Hamara b kuch karo bhai
abey sarey kya chutiapa karte rehte ho raat bhar tum log notice nhi kar rhe ho jokes ki quality fir down ho rahi he ADMIN biwi ki chaddi uatarga, totey ki samjh dari,type of jokes kahan he wo baat kuch improve karo yaar tum logo ke chutapanti wale comments pad ke ab comments karne ka dil bhi nahi karta
ek priyanka lundistan ki mharani jab se aayi he saare bawle kutte ki tarha uski sooghte firty he
ladka he ,ladki he ya fir govt. ne jo naya law banaya he kya pata us type ki hai
admin kuch karo yaar naya.
Ravi Bhai, ab se main pura dhayan Jokes pe hi dunga bahut ho chuka ye bakwas… yaar main bhi tang aa gaya hun roj roj ki chutiya panthi se
Good Ravi ! yahi baat main kal samjha raha tha sabko but sare bawle ho gaye hain.
admin bhai ! good morning bola tha uska to reply kar dete .
Smart Bhai Extremly Sorry. Par aaj thoda sa work load jyada tha abhi free hua hun
Meri Har Bhai Ko Hamesha Bhagwan Good Morning De. kabhi bhi thoda sa bi bad na ho
sabhi ladkiyo ko DADDY ka payar aur ladko ko nasihat ki sabhi ladkiyo ko acchi achhi comment de aur koi ladki pat jae to parti de
yaha ache jokes milte a.
admin
bhai aap bhi na bas, ek priyanka kya mili k chote bhai ko bhool gaye, usse to no. tak maang liya aur hamne apko apna no. diya tha uspar ab tak koi call nai ki atleast apna no. to bata dete yaar to ham hi call kar lete, are apne chote bhai par zara sa bi vishwas nai hai apko, apko shayad ham froud lag rahe hai,
hain na bhai,
B@D BH@I, NO kab biya aapne mujhe to Saubhagya ne diya thha number… aap dobara de do jarur call karunga brother. apna number publicly nahi de sakta par tum comment ke through de do na number
hello.. bad bhai.
admin,
ravi bhai aur smart bhai thik keh rahe hain apko site par dhyan lagana chahiye aur baki aap hehe priyanka ki tension na lo uske liye apka chota bhai yani mai hun mai uska tabtak khayal rakhunga thik hai bhai,
Rakho bhai har ladki ka khayal rakho, meri jan chudao
shoe stopper maine tumhe kya kaha tha ….jara dhyan se pado….ki i love you too…..and uske aage ek sentence or bhi tha ki'' but as a freind'' not like lovers…and muje ladk ya bich vaali bolne ka aapko koi adhikar nahi hai….samje aap….and aap to ese bol rahe jaise aap koi ranvir kapur jo mere man me kahi se unsesurity ki bhavna aaye……and ravi bhai me kar bhi kya sakti hu jo…. log mere baare me comment kar rahe hai…mai koi maharani-vahrani nahi hu…i'm only a simple girl
us din to tu bde daave kar rhi thi mai hu c…. ki maharani ab saram aa rhi hai kya
maharani ji
DABANGG……
waise ye sab tumhare khud k wajah se hota…..wo tum khud janti ho……
priynka, bhai na bolo just say my name
kyon ki agar kal ko mera dil wil tumpe bhi aagya to fir lag gai na mujhe bhen ki…. gali
i stil remeber your words"hume apno ne luta gairo me…..
tumhare is comment pe kisi ne gaur nhi kia hoga, shyad
wese to mujhe bheech me nhi padna tum dono ke
kyonki admin ka itna haq to he, wo site chala rha hai…
he… he
and I'v seen lot of simple gals…and mostly simple se he mera pala pada he dont get upset..just telling you
vese aapne mera ek comment post nahi kiya….usme kuch spell mistake ho gayi thi…..isi liye kya????
Don't know which comment u r talking about…. Sare comments filter ho rahe hai
post to mera comment b nhi kiya
kyu admin g mai aapse janna chahta hu
hello friends
hi aditi
yaha koi jawab hi nahi deta
admin, tu priyanka ke piche aise pare ho jaise wo koi katrina h, wo rakhi sawant v hoti toh baat samajh mein aati, tere ko maal(r) hi chahiye to mere se contact kr.
Hmmm par maal bhejega kaisi courirer se :P hehe
admin, ye itna bada maal h ki use lene ke liye khud patna aana hoga.
nilabh mai tumhare is (r) ka matlab bahut acchi tarah se samaj rahi hu….and tumhare us (r) ka nishana saaf meri taraf tha…..pls mera muh se galiya mat niklvao….kyuki muje gussa aata hai to mai kya keh sakti hu ye tumhe admin se accha koi nahi bta sakta
Priyanka bilkul thik kah rahi hai, ye gusse mein khud ko galiya bhi de deti hai… hai na priyanka?
Priyank mai jo kah rha hu vo dil se nhi kh rha r dil se khaunga to mujhe pyr ho jayega tumse r pyar k game me meri koi interest nhi h kyn ki ye g mai haar chuka hu mujhe sirf final game khelne aati h jiske lye mujhe player ki kami nhi h. Maine sirf admin ko taste bataya tu kaise ise chakhti ho it depends on u.
admin, tum nhi sudheroge, tum kuch zayada hi priyanka ko defend kr rhe ho. tmne avi meri class 10 wali comment delete kr di kyon tumhe use land bur nazar aa rha tha kya. Jitna simple maine likha tha us se zayada joke mein hote h. Tere ko jo krni h p ko uska cell no. Le aur kr. Lakin tum apne aap ko zayada kabil matt samajh.
Arey Bhai Logo main jaanbhuj ke nahi kar raha kisi ke comment delete maine 2 3 din ka aram karne ka socha hai aur maximum comments automatic filter ho jate hai
@naveen, ha daalti hu, tujhse matlab?
@rosy
Are yaar tu to bura maan gayi?
Mera matlb tha ki shayd tabhi nahi dubti hogi.
@naveen, of course tu baat he esa karta h. Maine tujhe pehle he bola tha ki i knw swiming toh ye nahi dubti hogi wali baat kaha se aai?
yr joke sada hua hai kisne likha……………
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hi priyanka ji how are you?
hiiiiiiiiii ji can u chat with me
Mere Andar kon ghusana Chahta he ?