Aurto Ke Chehre Ek Jaisi Hote To Kya Hota?
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Baba Saxidas Bahut Dino Se Tapsya Mein Leen Thhe, Aaj Jaisi Hi Uthe To Dekha Bahut Se Log Unka Intezar Kar Rahe Thhe.
Baba Ji Naha Doke Fresh Hoke Bethe To Log Apne Apne Dukhde Leke Unke Pass Aaye.
Esa Hi Ek Dukhi Aadmi Unke Pass Aya Aur Bola: “Baba Ji, Agar Is Duniya Mein Sari Aurto/Female Ke Face Ek Jaise (Same) Hote To Kya Hota?”
Baba Ji Hass Ke Bole: “Bachha Kuch Nahi Hona Thha, Gas Cylinder Ki Tarha Hota Sab Kuch”Bhakt: “Ji, Matlab?”
Baba Ji Ne Samjhaya:
Aaj Is Ke Ghar Kal Uske Ghar, Koi 15 Din Koi 1 Mahina Use Karke Badal Deta,
Aur Kuch Syane Log To Apni Car Mein Bhi Uska Istemaal Kiya Karte.
Aur Badti Hui Mahngayi Ko Dekh Ke Log Socha Karte Yaar Kam Hi Use Kar Le To Jyada Achha Hai, Kuch Din Jyada Chal Jayegi.
Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
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Ladki ki tulna cylinder se hehe galat baat hehehehehe
Hey hlo rashii hw r u yaar waise tumne apna naam kya btaya tha suzi, rosy, shilpa, madhuri, rakhi, rekha, kajal, ragini yaad nahi aa raha yaar phir se bta do yaar
M fine parmeet ji, waise aapne he mera name btaya hai
ladaki ki tulana cylinder sa hi to ki hai.. waisa bhi face ko hata diya jaya to sab ladkiyan ek jaisi hi to hoti hai… matalab waisi hi chut, fuddi, chchay……
light off karana ka baad kiya pata chalata ki koun ladaki hai sath main…. bas chut hi to yaad rahati hai….. sahi hai……….
Hmm isi baat pe Baba Saxidas ji kahte hai ki.
Light band larne ke baad kya Aishwarya ya kaamwali, sab es jaisi ban jati hai. Aadmi ki feelings tab tak ladki ke liye hai jab tak uska chehra dikhta hai sunderta dikhti hai.
Ek dum thik kaha.
Wah kya mast soch hai baba ki
@Rashii, mera naam Viral hai, mai Gujarat, Surat city se hu.
@Panchhi, tamara papers kala akshare aave 6 ane bhura akshare jay 6, barabar ne.
@Savita madam,
mai kisi ka teacher nahi hu. Reserch karna meri hobby hai.
Girl's heart is like Water,
Boy's heart is like Mobile,
Either Water falls on Mobile or Mobile falls in Water
vaat to Mobile ki hi lagti hai na.
Admin ji ap serious kb hoge? Seriously ans dijiye pls ohh maine b kya bol diya apko, ap or serious hehe sry majak kiya tha hehehe
savita ji thnx new name dene k liye, aapne such kaha Mausam ka koi bharosa nhi, kbhi b change ho jata hai hehehe
wanted ji eid ka chand ho gaye ho ap to najar he nhi atey ho ap
Rashii ji ab aap bhi meri baat ka jawab pyar se dijiye… Ohh maine b kya bol diya apko, ap or pyaar hehe sry majak kiya tha hehehe
hahahhahahahahahhahahhahahaha admin very funny yaar
Admin ji ab ap jhut mt boliye, main to hamesha he aapse pyar se baat kerti hu
Rashii ji ab ap jhut mt boliye, main bhi to hamesha he aapse serious hoke baat kerta hu
Kis Mausam pe bharosa nhi he Rashi ji.Aur agar Mausam change na ho to aap bore nhi ho jaaogee hehehe.aise to koi bhi kuchh bhi kah dega to maan loge kya hehehe
Yaar waise main ladki ki tulna cylinder se nahi karta main to ladkio ki tulna gas se karta hu cylinder khali kapde hai wo to (khali cylinder) to kahi se b le lo lekin gas milni mushkal ho jati hai haan ek aur baat jaise gas aag ki choti se lapt se wada bisphot ho sakta hai waise ladki b choti si baat par wada hungama kar leti hai
admin yaar cylinder me to har mahine gas bharwani padti hai…to female me kya bharwani padegi aur kaha se????
good joke bilkul sahi kaha
hi,admin ji ,namaste kaise hai aap?
main aapko ek aur sent kar raha hun.
please jarur bataye ki aapko mila ki nahin.
heheheheh
Good joke
haha aajkal jab log asli chahere par bhi naqli chahera lagakar ghoomte hain to ye tau sochna bhi muskil hai ki sabhi ke chahere ek jaise.
Magar aisa hua bhi tau hmmm ladai jhagra aur sabhi sayad unique marking etc. aur han unfaithful bhi jaisi ghatnayn kafi ho jayengi
par jo bhi hoga funny n intresting hoga.
jaisa babaji ka example funny hai.
mujhe to bas ek incident yaad aa raha hai ek baar ghar mai mera n my bro ka toothbrush same aa gaya tha then daily create v.funny incident after use we gets know that its wrong.
yaaar tum logo se ek baat puchhni thi… "Agar Apni G/f Kisi Aur ladke se baat karti hai to apun ko itna bura kyun lagta hai..jab ki we know aisa waisa kuchh nahi hai?"
kahi ye ghatiya kism ki soch ka natija to nahi?
koi jawab kisi ke paas?
prince par kabhi ye bat kisi ladki se puch ke dekhna ki jab ladke kisi aur ladki se baat karte hai to hehe to unko aag kyu lag jati hai.. pagal kyu ho jati hai
vese hehe unko humpar shak nahi pura yakeen hota hai ki ye dusri ladki se chakkar chala hi lega
Kyuki admin apna apna hota hai paraya paraya samjhe …hehehehe
meri mummy bhi yahi kaha karti hai ki apna apna hota hai paraya paraya…kisi bhi ladki se chahe jitna pyar kar lo..last me hindi filmo ki vilain hi nikalti hai.. he he he ..
hahhaha joke bhi achchha he aur example bhi achchha he,
yaar aajkal to jyadatar logo ke paas double cylender hain hahahahaaa
@ Raashi ji ki baat bhi theek lagi mujhe,ki Ladki ki tulna cylinder se karna achchhi baat nhi he,
cylinder ki tulna ladki se karo to koi prob nhi he kyu Raashi ji sahi kahaa na? hahahahaha
Kisi ko v **** ke liye puch sakte aur bura manne par keh sakte the u appears as my gf, sorry.
lol. that sounds great
waahhhhhhh……. maza aa gaya dosto…