Aye Meri Jaan, Itna Sa Kahna Maan
Views: 31,734 - Posted on 04 Apr 2012
Chodumal Khan Saab Ji Ki Shayari Apni Premika Ke Liye
Shikwa Na Kar, Gilla Na Kar,
Bas Itni Si Baat Hai Mere Yaar..
Jab Main Daalu, Tu Hilla Na Kar.
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चोदुमल खान साब जी की शायरी अपनी प्रेमिका के लिए
शिकवा ना कर, गिला ना कर,
बस इतनी सी बात है मेरे यार..
जब मैं डालू, तू हिला ना कर.
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:o lagta hai chodumal piche se dalta hai……
hehehehe abe tu bada khush ho raha hai lagta hai jis se usne bola tha vo tu hi tha na :p
heheheheheh Haan chodumal jay ke kaam aayega isliye khush hu ;)
Anuj kush kyun nahi hoga? Chodumal piche se dalta ha ye sochkar use gudgudi jo ho rahi hogi.
Par yaar anujwa maine suna ha chodumal sahab ka Lund 12″inch ka ha
tumne suna nhi hai,,,,, tumnee mehsoos kiya hai 12 inch LODA :p
……..???
Kya chal raha h ???
Kuch nhi del ji bs resturant me hu.. N u…???
Aur dosto(priya deepak deleted naina sonam jay dhiraj rashi anuj admin l-mangla wanted & dear all frndz..) kha hai ap log…???
sab hotel me hain,hehehehe
Good
Nilesh I m at work…will leave in 15min…
The man at work
At room now
Kaise hai bhai…..???
Del ji ap kha se MBA kar rhe hai…???
**GOOD NIGHT DEAR ALL FRNDZ**
:) …B-)..bye bye.. Dosto..:) :) …..tc.
…tune meri ek jhalak dekh muskuraya…
…tune mere dil k pyaar ko tere liye jagaya..
…raat ko tu mere saath..sota tha..
…din ko bhi mere saath uththa tha…
…tu chahta tha ki tu mera ek pal na chhode..
…duniya ki sabse bdi khushi tu mujhe samjhta tha..
…meri baanho mein sukoon se sona..aur pyaar bhri masti krna..
…teri woh shararte,tera woh ruthna..tera mujhe manana..
…tujhe gaud me uthana..tera woh khilkhilana,.mujhe pyaar krna..
…tera mujhse sharmana…sote jaagte mujhe yaad krna..mujhe dhudhna..
…tera mujhse ruthna..apne aansoon ko dil mein dabana..mujhe bhi rula deta hai..
…tu saath nhi..par pyaar saath humesha rahega…
……………………..DEDICATED to my 3yr old nephew..”TRUTH”
@jay..agar aaj tumhara real birthday hai to…to dear MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY..u r in my heart m not missing u…tc..
@Deletd,..woh god giftd software hai..god se maango!!
@samir tc!!
@rashii di…aap ek khubsurat sapna thi…jo sundar sapne dikha k pata nhi knha chli gyi..tc!!
Deepak,naina,nil n rest of friends goodnight…
….kyun tujhe dekh apna dil bahlau ..jab tu meri kismat mein nhi….
..aage aur baate thoughts aane pr goodnight!!
Girl-Wich laptop do u hav?
Boy- Dell XPS15, i7 procssr 2.2ghz,led display,4gb ram 1tb hrd disk nd 2gb NVDIA grafix crd
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n wch 1 U hav?
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Girl- pink wala..!!:-D
hahahah mast joke he,
Deepak ji 62 me bhi 26 ke joke hehehehehehe
kaise hain aap?
kushal mangal to hain na hehehe.
@ nilesh I m doing MBA from SMU…..it will just help me in my future promotions ….as I m already M.Tech.
@ Dhiraj I will get that talent from god …..
@ deepak ji sher k saath saath jokes bhi Gud h aapke……shaadi nazdeek as gyi h ….
@ Priya ji kaise h aap…..koi ladka mila….shaadi k liye …ya sab bhai bahan bna liye….
@ sonam ji engagement Ho gyi kya ???
@ admin tu naina se lad raha tha ….usne no. Nahi diya isliye ???
Thanks del ji…
Aj ke daur me educated hona kisi vardan se kam nhi hai…
Meri engagement kb hone walii thi,mujh to pta hi nahi????????????
achhha.. waah it means humko b topi pahna ne ki koshish kar rahi thi.. idhar ke ek ek user ko pata hai ki tumhari engagment kab ho rahi thi:( buhuhuhuhu
,,,,RAAT,,,,,Karwaten bdl kr guzr jati hai,
,,,,TERE,,,,Bahon main sone ko g chata hai,
,,,NA,,,, Jane ye ishq ki kon c mnzl hai!
,,,,HAR,,,,waqt Tujh pr jan nichawar krne ko g chahta hai,
,,DEKHE,,,,Na Tumhain koi bhi insan
,,,,YOUN,,,, Dil main chupa lene ko g chata hai,
,,,,SHAYED,,,, Rahem a jaye Use meri iltja pr,
,,,,TUJHE,,,, KHUDA se itna magne ko g chata hai,
,,,,UTRE,,,,Na nsha Tere pyar ka zindgi bhr,
,,,,YOUN,,,, Teri ankhon me dob jane ko ji chata hai !!!:
Main Rahun Na Rahun , Meri Yaade Karengi Tumse Wafa
Tum Ye Na Samajhna Ki Hum Dost The Kuch Dino Ke Liye
……….every person in dis world do marriage….but not the way as you will do…
1.arrangement in marraige
2.love in marriage
3.formality in marriage
4.sex in marriage
5.divorce in marriage
6.sacrifice in marriage
7.friendship in marriage
8.chance in marraige
9.luck in marriage
10.busyness in marriage
11.responsibilty in marriage
12.no time in marriage
13.cricket in marriage
14.war in marriage
15.what is in??? marriage
….dont ask me!!..i m in real real world.. u r in fake real world sweetdreams!!!
..D continues bye!!
Juda Juda Si Har Khushi Lagti Hai, Mujhe Ye Zindagi Bhi Bewafa Si Lagti Hai,
Waqt Kuch Is Tarah Kata Hai Tanha, Ab To Ye Zindagi Saza Si Lagti Hai
man to unnmarried 25yrs old man
man:what is time??
unmmaried man:sex
man:what is time??
married business man:money
man:what is time??
lady:no time m getting late
man:what is time??
sadhu:om shanti om shanti
man:what is time??
a man coming out of a 5*hotel:its name n fame
man:what is time??
school boy:its 4 o clock
man:thank u soo much boy now i realised..time is good mind!!
**GÕÕD MØRNING DEAR FRNDZ**
SBI frnds kaise hai ag log…???
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Teacher-Batao Kutta Puchh Q Hilata Hai?:/
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Boy – Q ki Puchh Me Itnni Takat Nahi Hoti Ki wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake:;-);-);-)
Sidhi Baat
No Bakwas..
Very good keep it up
how can i get this msgs on my mobile