Baap Re, Kya Gaali Hai

Pappu Ka Ab School Time Pura Ho Chuka Thha Aur Ab Uska College Mein Admission Ho Gaya Thha

Ab Jaisi Aap Logo Ko Pata Hai Ki College Mein Ragging Aam Baat Hai

Ese Hi Senior Students Ne Usko Bulaya Aur Kaha

Senior Students: “Chal Be, Koi Esi Gaali Deke Dikha, Jo Na Kabhi Kisi Ne Suni Ho Aur Na Hi Kisi Ne Kisiko Di Ho

Pappu: “Hum Sab Juniors Ka Lund Ek Jhopde Me Aur Jhopda Ap Ki Maa Ke Bhoosde Me

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Senior Studnts 2 Junior: Esi Gali Do Jo Kisi ne na Suni Ho Na Kabhi Kisi Ko Di Ho. Papu: Hum Sb Ka Lnd 1 Jhopde Me Or Jhopda Apki Ma K Bhonsde Me.

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  77 Comments

  1. amit says:

    hi admin how r u? thanks ji ab aap meira joke post kar rahe h , ps aap meira sab joke post karna mei abki bar aap ko 5 joke or sen karuga jo aap happy sa lot pot kar daga ok bye

    1. Admin says:

      Amit bhai men bola to ki most of your jokes are already published jo nahi hai vo main kar dunga. So chinta nahi karne ka

  2. Kool Dude says:

    Hellooo frnz…hw r u doing all ???
    Good joke…but not so funny or is it ???
    Hi Neha…do u like it ???

  3. Rashii says:

    OMG!

    Hi admin ji kaise ho ap? Love letter post kerne lage ho,

    hello frnds hru?

    Sry kh dino se prob me thi isliye cmt nhi ker payi, ab sb thik hai, ab apko daily cmt ker k tng kiya kerungi

      1. Rashii says:

        Thanx admin ji , ab prob solve ho gayi hai, kuch din tak us prob ki wajah se upset rehungi bt ab sb normal hai, ap btayie ap kaise ho?

    1. savita says:

      Hello Rashiji,
      May i help u?
      We all know u r very strong n can face n solve any problem.
      tc my brave gul.
      We all r with u.

  4. The heart hacker says:

    Gali to jaisi hai waisi hai muje to is baat ki khusi hai k pappu hoker collage me chala giya congrats pappu

  5. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ haa g dekhiyeoo kahi kisi juniour student us jhopade me aag na laga de ,

    fir sochate rehna ! aage kya hoga ?

    @ hi panchhi kaise ho ?

    @ hey rashhi kuch apne bare me v bataiye !

  6. The Heart Hacker says:

    Rashii gussa mat karna yaar kahi wo ….. wali problem to nahi thi ha ha ha ha btana jarur ha ok

    1. Admin says:

      beta Heart hacker.. mene tujhe us din bhi samjhaya thha vo teri babhi hai isliye aage se esi baatein jara soch samajh ke karna..

      1. The Heart Hacker says:

        Sameer bhai ek to maine rashii se pehle hi bol diya k wo gussa na kare matlab advance me sorry dusra bro agar tume gussa lga ho to sorry yaar waise b mera jo cmnt tumhe accha na lage usko tum post na karna muje koi aitraz nahi hoga dear next time main usse accha cmnt likhkar post karne ki koshish karunga ok ab khush (aave na ladiya kar dhola main tere joke padhn nu aaya hoya ha)

      2. Admin says:

        Oye mundya tu fikar na kar jo marji bol main te majak kar reya si. Bas is layi tenu mana keeta si ki oh changi kudi hai usnu galat na likh. Aur usnu ki kise v kudi nu manda na bol.

        Tere bina sarda hi nahi, Das assi ki kariye.
        Je tere jeha hor hove, fer tere piche kyu mariye.

      3. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ hi admin bhai aapne hm sb ko rashhi ka dewar bana diya !

        chalo bhai ab kuch mitha v ho jaye !

      4. Admin says:

        Hehe wah beta wat usne devar ban gaye aur mere kuchh nahi. Sach kaha hai ki duniya sirf ladkiyo ki hai

      5. savita says:

        Adminji lagta hai aajkal samay kam hai comment bina moderation ke post ho rahi hai

        plz check it that which comment should be post or not.

      6. Admin says:

        yupp dear… i already checked it and deleted the line. thats y the thing is covered by small ……. dots ;)

    2. Matrix says:

      Beta heart hacker is site par jab GPL khela jata hai na to insaan IPL dekhna chor deta hai! Yakeen nahi ho to Atankwaadi aur nishat se pooch le!

      Ab se aisi tuchh comments mat dena!

      1. The Heart Hacker says:

        Matrix bhai jisko bola usne kuch nahi kaha sameer ka mana wo kisi ko rashii pe line nahi marne deta (mai line marta b nahi khali majak karta hu) tum q gussa ho rahe ho tum muje beta bol rahe ho ho sakta hai tumhari age ka mera beta ho so dear apna gussa apne kabu me rakho waise b main rashii aur sameer se sorry bol chuka hu q k shayed mera cmnt galat tha syayed itna b nahi usme normali baat thi jo main aur sameer jante hai jo baat admin ko acchi nahi lagi usne change kar di i accept my fault so pls aage se diyan se bolna ok dear bro

      2. Admin says:

        Oye kamya gussa nahi kari da. Rahi rashii di gall te main v ohnu majak hi karda haan. Kamlya tera eh pra kalla aya si kalla hi hai kalla hi jayega. Na kade koi apna si na hai na hoyega.

        Ek rashi hi te hai jo savere sham hello hi bol ke haal chaal puch lendi hai. Baki ohda v koi pata nahi ki pata munda hi hoye. Heheheh

        Or matrix haale bachha hai us di gaal da ki bura man na.

        Ki dum da bharosa yaaar, dum aave na aave
        Chadd jagde te kariye pyaaar, dum aave na aave

  7. The Heart Hacker says:

    Meriyan gallan ch tera jikar jarur hou . Tere dil vich sada fikar jarur hou. Hoya ki je hoge aaj raah vakhre. Kadde kisse mod te ta mill bethange. Rabb ne j chahiya asi pher milange jiyondiya de sda ni vichode rehange

    1. Admin says:

      Ajuba bhai meri koshish rahti hai ki ek din mein 3 jokes dala karu. Par kayi bar kuch esa ho jata hai ki kisi majburi ki vajah se nahi daal paata. Anyway brother puri koshish karunga ki jyada se jyada jokes dal saku

      1. AJUBA says:

        Gud morningt admin bro thanx how are you? Kal pura din gayab the site pe se? Tabiyat to thik he na?

      2. Admin says:

        Ajuba bhai Bas aap logo ki dua hai. Jo kabhi bhi beemar nahi hone degi.

        Vo actually kuch kaam tha kal isliye bahar jana pada. Tum sunao kesa chal raha hai kya haal chaal hai janab aapka.

      3. AJUBA says:

        Bas hamara hal bhi aap ki tarah hi he dosto ki duva or upar wale ke karam se thik thak hu kal pure din no jok no coment to laga bimar to nahi ho gaye are kahi jao to bata diyat karo hame akele ko na sahi itne sb dost he unka to khayal karo

      4. Admin says:

        Arey bhai kya bat kar rahe ho kal joke dala to thha mene. Aur hehe tum sab dost dil mein ho mere khas kar rashii heheheheh.

        Chinta mat karo tum log heheehe ek sunder si assistant rakh raha hu jo tum logo ke liye joke dala karegi. Bhadiya bhadiya

  8. viru says:

    hello frnds, how r u?

    Wow…Pappu rocking
    @Admin, kya joke post kiya hai, maza aa gaya, kyu ki mai b jouniour hu,

    @Panchhi, BBA karyu 6, ok fine.
    Have BCA kari nakho,
    BCA bole to,
    Boyfrnd ni Car ma Ash,

    @Rashii, i think exam is over, ri8., ab dekhte hai kon kisko or kaise-2 tang karte hai. We all r waiting.

    @Savita, mai dar nahi raha tha, muze pata tha koi reply de ya na de, aap jarur reply karenge, achha laga.

    @Payare Mohan, kaise ho aap?
    Pls translet this words in pure hindi.
    >ambulance
    >mobile
    >sim card
    >tube light
    >xerox

    @Mausam, bahot busy ho kya bhai?

    @Matrix, heart hacker ko kuchh aise reply ki hi jarurat thi, kuch log apne aap ko bahut smart samjte hai.

    @heartbeat, gujarat mai to garmi bahut lag rahi hai, bp k yaha kaisa hai?

    1. The Heart Hacker says:

      Hlo viru bro yaar ek to main punjab se hu hp se nahi dusra yaar main heartbeat mean's parmjit singh hi hu this is new id ab tum log hi bta dena k kis id me aa jaya karu heartbeat me k the heart hacker me uske baad change nahi karunga ok my loving bro

    2. Panchhi says:

      Oye viru yar hahah aa bdha bba,bca,mba krva gai to avi bnse maru hehe bol biju tari car kevik chale 6e?

    3. pyare mohan says:

      Veeru ji namaste,main bilkul theek hun.aapne kuch shabdo ki hindi puchhi thi woh kramshah nimnlikhit hain

      aapatkalin rogi vahan

      asthir dursanchar

      sadrashya dursanchar pattika

      shushktanukuli

  9. raavan says:

    hy all my frnds how r u.babaji aap is pappu ko itna badtameej mat bnao yaar nahi to future me log santa banta ka naam hi bhul jayenge
    ——————————————————————————-
    oye panchhi jaan mai ekdam mast hun or tum apni sunao kaisi chal rahi hai aapki lifetrain.or haan yaar tum abhi collage me ho isliye aap ko bta rha hun kisi pappu jaise juniors se raging mat karna or apni frnds ko bhi aisa mat karne dena nahi to bhari pad sakta or sweety bhi bilkul thik hai or vo bahoot pyari hai
    —————————————————————————
    hy rashi dear kaisi ho. yaar ye saali problems aap pe kyon aati hain kahin aapne bhi pappu se panga to nahi liya tha?

    1. Panchhi says:

      Hey ravan me mast hu lyf v bindas chal rai h aur dnt wory yar pappu to ek h hai aur me raging ni krti ….aur sweety to pyari hogi h bcoz uska name h sweety hai..

  10. savita says:

    Hello my all old and new friends here i m not writting any name coz these all had written in my Heart:………..
    Dost Ko
    Dost samjo to
    Dosti karo
    Dard ko
    Dard samjo to
    Mohabbat karo
    Vade ko
    Vada samjo to
    Pura karo
    Or
    “Kisiko”
    Apna samjo to
    Yad karo
    tc

    1. Panchhi says:

      Hi savita ji kesi hai ap?vese apke jokes,shayri nd cments padhne me bahot maja ata hai….aese h roj cment dete rehna..lov u

      1. savita says:

        Mahine-12
        Crecket player-11
        Ungliya-10
        Grah-9
        Kone-8
        Ajube-7
        Indriya-6
        Mahasagar-5
        Disha-4
        Rutu-3
        Ankhe-2
        Sweet,pyara dost-1 wo hai
        “AAP”.

  11. Adust IN hindi A dus says:

    mohan pyare batade viru ko

    Ambulance – rugn wahini
    xerox – pritilipi
    mobile – chapal,chal, ghumantu
    sim card – upbhokta pehchan ikai patta

    1. viru says:

      @Adust, hi, n hello, well done,

      Apne dimag ki tube light ko thoda or chalaot

      Tube light ka pure hindi b batado,

      1. Adust IN hindi A dus says:

        @ Viru – hi……..well nice 2 see u, .waise yaar mujhe tube light ka hindi nhi malum, pta hota to pehle nhi bata diya hota, waise ye que dimag ka nhi language ka hai fir v…… i try it

        Tube-light = hmmm … balak awam balika k madhyath ghreenit karyo ko pakadwane wali yantra, i mean 2 say washna rodhak yantra ………………hahahahahahahaha

        M jst kidding yaar, i think it's exact meaning should be ————–Prakash dandika/Prakash nalika

  12. Mausam says:

    hahahahhaha hehhehe
    gaali to vastav me nayee he,
    pappu ke khopde me bhi aisee aisee gaaliyaa hain yakeen nhi hota hahaha
    @ Viru Bhai, haan yaar thodaa busy hoon official work me.vaise main theek hoon.aap kaise ho bataana?

  13. Mausam says:

    Mere paas bhi nayi ABCD ki Forms hain :-

    A-for Albeli Chut

    B-for Bhookhi Chut

    C-for Chikni Chut

    D-for Darawani Chut

    E-for Expert Chut

    F-for Fati Chut

    G-for Garam Chut

    H-for Haraami Chut

    I-for Ideal Chut

    J-for Jalwa Chut

    K-for Kaali Chut

    L-for Lambi chut

    M-for Mast Chut

    N-for Nayi Chut

    O-for Optimal chut

    P-for Pyaasi Chut

    Q-for Queen Chut

    R-for Raseeli Chut

    S-for Sharmeeli Chut

    T-for Tight Chut

    U-for Udaas Chut

    V-for Vilaayati Chut

    W-for Wonderful Chut

    X-for X-Ray chut

    Y-for Yahoo Chut

    Z-for Zhakaas Chut

  14. Heartbeat says:

    Yaar admin i m not win because no joke no maza only khali hath site se wapis jane k saza yaar aaj subha se ek b joke publish nahi kiya yaar kiyo yaar kya ho giya

    1. Admin says:

      Oye yaar tu gabra na dear.. mainu vhi kuch problem si jo late ho gaya

      par dekh kinna vadiya te mast joke paya hai

  15. BABBAR says:

    Land bole chut do bhai bole chod do chut boli avi choti ae bhen boli sali tabi toh tere itni khujali ae