Baba Ramdev Ji Aur Unke Students
Posted on 02 Aug 2009
Ek Din Baba Ramdev Jadi Bootiyaan Kutt Raha Thha Aur Sath Mein Samne Bethe Kuch Students Ko Samjha Raha Thha
“Apne Se Badi Umer Ki Aurat Ko Hamesha Maa Samjho, Apne Barabar Ki Umar Wali Ko Behan, Aur Apni Se Chott Ladki Ko Beti.”
“Ek Harami Students Unko Bola: “Baba Ji To Aap Ek Kaam Karo Hamara Lund Apne Pass Rakh Hi Lo Jadi-Bhutti Kutne Ke Kaam Aayega !!!!”
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Ye balak ati uddand malum padta hai
good reply – lovely balak
great joke ma chod di ramdev k parvachan ki…………….
Madarchod ramdev ki to maa chod di.
Aise jawab nahi dene chahiye
Jisse baba ji jadi butiyan pis rahe the wo baba ka hi lund tha
Ha yar.baba karega kya..
Are pagal logo zara socho gandu baba ne ye bat jadi-buti kut te hue hi kyu kahi?
Are mere bhai kuch sharam naam ki bhi cheez hoti h bechare baba ramdev jaisa aaj is duniya me koi bhi sachha desh-bhakt or sach bolne vala nahi h…….uska sath dene ki jagah aap uske bare me itna galat bol rahe h….vah jo ma bahan beti ke baat karta h to …agar aapki bahan ma ya beti ……uske samne gai to vah unko achhi nazar dekhta h to achha h ya bura ……batao…………kishore.prahladpur@gmail.com
mr.kishore maine aapka "ramdev baba joke per comment dekha aap se sahmat hu istarah ke dirty jokes blog nahi karne chaiye.
but aap ke 1 baat se sahmat nahi ki baba jaisa desh bhakt koi nahi,kya aap baba ki asliyat jante hai?ya tv or unke agento se suna hai?u know baba ram dev 10 saal pahle aapne village se kiraya mang kar bhaga tha 10 saal me 2000 caror ki sampatti ka malik kaya white dhan se kharidi ye?kya yog ko bechna sahi hai,aap jante hain baba ke shivir me GARIB AADMI unki entry fees tak pay nahi kar sakta,patanjali me yog entry ke liye 11000@rs.se lekar 500000 rs.tak fees hai,kya yahi hai desh bhakti ,baba ne aaj tak garib janta ya bharat mata ke liye kya kiya bataiye?……bharat maa ki mitti se pyar karne wale baba ka NIZI TAPU(IARLAND)HAI,bil gets ke paas bhi nahi,….isliye andh bhakt mat bano,sacchai jano,sab partiya chor hai janta murkh hai………..
sahi bola bhai ekdam sahi h ………
gyara so crore ka malik hain yeh chor baba jo apne apko ko desh bhagt kehta hain
kishore u r write … yaar admin tum aise jokes banao jo hansi de aise jokes mat banao jisse hurt feel ho .. hame un achhe logon k bare mein ganda padh ke hansi nahi gussa ayega…
ye dong guru baba ramdev nhi kaam dev hai yog k naam pe paisa nikalta hai…..madarchod ab to politics me bhi apna yoga lga rha hai.
Baba Ramdev kyun saree pahen kay bhaga _ "woman power" Saves u from any situation…Dhongi Baba…bade bade baat karta hai kutta sala…
ramdev baba,, my foot… Saala sirf attention seeker hai aur paisemilte hai isliye kutta bhaok raha hai… saala gandi naali ka keeda… black money ki baat karta hai jab ki desh ka 80% black money toh iske aur iske saathi dhongi baba ke paas hi hai… marjae to is desh ka ek boj khatam ho.. saala…
KASH BABA RAMU KI JAGAH MEIN HOTA
gud joke! but i respect BABA RAMDEV JI
Mujhe dedo yaar!
kya baba ramdevji ya unke student ka l**d
aur nahi toh mera lele
sahi kah rahe sab log. baba ramdevji ke naam se aise gande joke na banao. unke jaisa deshbhakt aur sach bolne wala is dunia bharat deshme koi nahi hai. I ALSO RESPECT BABA RAMDEV JI VERY MUC.
Joine Bharat Swabhiman, if u r a ture bhartiya…
In India 80% of people are idol worshipper, they make god themselve out of anything. The illetracy amoung people are so much that if Baba f u c k any women and his father came to know that, he will not believe that, he will say Baba is good man and he can't do this, i ask why did baba don't have his p e n n i s, any male if he touches lots and lots of beautiful womens his get erected then why no body is believing on babas erection.
If some one is alone and 100 rs fallen on road and he had a look on it, immediately he will run and put in the pocket and make sure no body has looked him. on the other hand he is looking that note and smiling and thinking that its some one's property and praying to god that whomsoever this 100 rs note is belonged he should get it and wasting time to make sure that no body should pick it up only owner should get that, then this is the symptom of mental retardness. i dont think Baba is mentally retarded he is very sharp minded thats why he had build empire of whooping crores. Now he wanted to run government of his fantasy and centrally controlled by him with his terrorist allies RSS sang bajrang and VHP.
He is thinking like his anuyayi all indians are fool, and he will grab all the things by simply cake walk. I think Baba is a great fool who is thinking indians are fool.
Common indian man always rugged his ass all life long but he can make 1 crore hard cash, may i know where did baba has rugged his ass so he got whooping cash and industries.
Common indian cant able to know the bank details of another common person, may i know from where baba has got the data. this is disgusting he is continuosly lying about the figure and bank to make people fool.
common indian is ill so i request baba why dont you give free treatment for the common indian, charity beguns with home.
tumhare jise murakho ne hi esa krne k liye majboor kiya h…
kuch b kahne se pahle ramdev ki puri histry padho…..
or rhi baat good pr believe krine ki to tumhare believe na krne se unka astitv to khatam nhi ho jata..
tumhare comment se pta chalta h k tumhe politics se prob h good se nhi or logo ko lootne wale pujariyo ki…..rhi baaad money ki to uske bina aaj lag-bhag kuchh nhi h….as with u too.
Sun bhai wo kaisa bhi ho par usne Black money wapas lane ke liye hi na anshan kiya hai.Nahi to use kya jab uske paas itna paisa hai, dhan-doulat hai to use kya? Achaa khaasa jee raha tha. Kahaan tum logo ke kalyaan karne ke bich fas gaya bechara. Par tum jaise logo ka kya hai. Jo desh ke liye lare unhi ko ungali kar do. Aur murkh tu hai. Koi wo bahut bara rich nahi janm se jo free mien logo ko seva uplabdh kareye. Use inhi trust se paisa milta hai samjha ullu.
Bhai g main Baba Ramdev ki respect karta hu aur main unke saath b hu. Par fir b kai bar unki baaten sunkar mujhe bura b lagta h. 1. "Vidheshi cheejo ka bahiskar karo". 2. We ramlilla maidan se ladies k kapde pahan kar bage. 3. We Yog Guru h, Shastra Guru nahi, ki we logo ko hathiyar chalana sikhayenge. 4. Ramlilla Maidhan me fast par baithne se pahle Aacharay Bal Karishan G Delhi k Businessmans se pandaal k liye paisa liya tha. Lekin fir b main unki respect karta hu. Kyoki wo real me Sacche Desh Bhakt h. Unhone sabi Dharmo k logon ko ek kar diya h. Muje unki ek bat acchi lagi ki we Rajneeti me nahi aayenge…. Jai Hindh
bhai dekhta ja rajneeti mein bhi aayega vo
main sabhi reply karne walo ko ek msg dena chahtu hi ki hum or aap jab ramdev ki lakbakh 1200 caror ki sampatti ko black money nahi kah sakte jab central gov. ramdev ke againt itni tarah ki jaach karwane ke baad bhi kisi bhi tarah ka evidence na laa payi ye unki baat hai jinke haath me satta hai jo khud government hai ye aap kyon ek janta ke paisa ka upyog karne wale ek aise aadmi per aap kaise just upgrade your knowledge and check out the points ki wo aadmi jo dasako se ek aisa routine apnaata hai jo sirf is desh ko samarpit hai
baba ki jay