Baba Saxidas Aur Choot Ka Gayan

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Baba Saxidas Ki Book Mein Se Liye Gaye Kuch Aur Mahan Vichar

Jab Tak Choot Ko Sab Tarha Se Mar Lene Ka Sukh Na Mile To Choot Ka Koi Arath Nahi Hai, Vo Sirf Ek Muth Marne Ke Brabar Hai.

Hinsak Tarike Se Paayi Gayi Choot Se Hinsak Aulad Hi Paida Hogi, Jo Ki Duniya Ke Liye Ek Ghambir Khatra Hai.

Balatakri Sirf Vo Hota Hai Jo Chhot Marne Ke Bad Aayi Jimmevariyo Se Muh Mod Leta Hai.

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27 Responses to "Baba Saxidas Aur Choot Ka Gayan"

  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    kya baat hai..mast hai

  2. Jay says:

    hehehehe…….Saxidas BAba ji mujhe to aapki puri book hi chahiye. Mai Raz Aapki Book kholkar usme khoob dhayn lagaunga. Aapne ye jo apne book ki jhalak dikha di hai tab se to Mai uska diwana ho gaya hun…….hehehehe Apki BOOK ka kya reat hai ya hum dosto ke liye free hai…….hehehehe

  3. Jay says:

    Dhiraj yaar, I have someting 4 u.
    Close ur eyes:

    1
    2
    3
    4
    5
    6

    CHEATER!!!

    U didn’t close ur eyes.
    So nothing 4 u Exept
    My sincerity my love & prayers.
    ***** Happy Independence Day *****

    *****************************************

  4. bheem says:

    samajh nahe aaya

  5. Jay says:

    Rashii dear, Aaj main aap se apne dil ki baat kehna chahta hun
    Hai wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahengi.
    Hai wohi 3 alfaz jo aap ke dil ko chu lega.
    -
    -
    -
    -
    ***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***

  6. Jay says:

    Admin Bhai 4 u…

    Smile a while,

    & when U smile,

    smile another smile

    & soon there will b

    miles of smile

    bcoz you smiled

    i wish your day is full of SMILE

    HAPPY 15 AUGUST

  7. Jay says:

    Hey dosto!
    Azadi k Din Aaj Meri Dua Hai k
    GOD Aap sabhi ko Santa ki Akal,
    Chimpanji ki shakal,
    Gadhe ka Lund,
    Bhaish ki Chut,
    Nehru ki chaal
    Aur
    Gandhi k Baal dey.

    *******JASHAN-E-AZADI MUBARK HO*************

  8. Pearl(Dhirajs Bhootn says:

    the solutions 4 this problem
    ……………MARRIAGE………….
    ……RIGHT BOYS…..!!!
    ……LEFT GIRLS….. ab ladko mera right hand pakdo aur ladkio left hand pakdo…aur haath uthakar k bolo…
    …HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY….:)..ab chalti hoon phirmilungi..baat yeh hai naa mujhe raat mein ghumne aur khojne ki aadat hai…hahahahahaha…byeeeeeeeeeeee!!!…urs wonder bhootni…pearl..tc boys and my respected sisters.

  9. Wanted says:

    RASHII 2mhare exam kb khtm honge? dil nhi lg rha hai yaarrr

  10. Matrix says:

    hehe baki ke dono to samajh me ss gaye pr pehla wala jo ki baba ne kaha ki hr tarah se chooy marna wo samjh nhi aya. hehe chot ko har tarah se matlab?? choot to ek hi tarah se maar sakte hai bhale hi insaan angle badal badal ke mare pr choot to ek hi tarah se chudti hai. hehe baba saxidas ki book me ye baat galat print hai iska revised edition banana chahayiye.

    • Admin says:

      sab tarha se marne ka matlab sab tarha ke style se hai

      dogy bana ke, ulta karke sidha kar ke uper chada ke… niche karke…. goldi mein bitha ke…

      actually mein india ki ladkiya sex maje se nahi karti.. sidha kahti hai ye gayi hun let isko le mar aur chalta ban :( tange utha ke 2 minute bhi maro to rone lag jati hai haye mar gayi thak gayi niche karo hehehehe

  11. Pearl(Dhirajs Bhootn says:

    jay hum dono k thoughts kitne milte hain..its amazing…lagta hai..kai janmo ka rishta hai humara..han han!

    ……jay …for…..you…

    .its difficult 2 get u..

    its difficult to 4 get u….

    its difficult to 6 u frm ma heart…

    its difficult to ha8 u..

    its difficult to 10nse u..

    ….mind……vs…….heart…

    when my mind says forget him..

    then my heart says no its impossible.

    when my mind says how much u love him??

    then my heart says i dont know..i will love him 4ever.

    when my mind says u r stupid n idiot..

    then my heart says..u jst mind ur own business..its matter of love u cant understand..

    when my mind says one day he will leave u..

    then my heart says ohh! stupid idiot goofy..u dont trust in god..he/she knows us very well n one day we will be won or one..i.e one soul.

    at last mind says ohh! m very sorry dear heart u won and m failed..in matter of pious love.tc jay.

  12. Pearl(Dhirajs Bhootn says:

    …jay……4……u….

    its difficlt 2 gt u.

    its difficlt to 4 gt u.

    its difficlt to 6 u frm my dil.

    its difficlt to ha8 u..

    its difficlt to 10nse u..

    …mind……vs…….heart…

    mind:forget him!

    heart:no its impossible!

    mind:how much u love him?

    heart:i dont knw its 4 forever.

    mind:u r stupid and idiot!!

    heart:u jst mind ur own business its matter of love not mathmatics..u cant understan it.

    mind:one day he will leave u and forget u.

    heart:oh! stupid ..idiot..bullshit!!..dont u believe in god..!.he/she knows us very well..n one day we will be one..i.e..one soul..ok!

    mind:oh! em very sorry u won and em failed..in the matter true love..

    tc..jayyyyyy!!

  13. SOMBIR SOLANKI says:

    HAPPY

    INDEPENDENCE

    DAY

    OF

    OUR LOVELY . . . . . . . .

    I.I.I.INDIA

    From –: me

  14. Pearl(Dhirajs Bhootn says:

    aaj mein happy independence day on 1947…k mauke par..unhappy 2011 dependence day..par kucch kahna chahungi…

    ..aaj bharat aajad nahi hai yeh sab jante hain aur reality bhi..hai..how??

    1.ashiksha.2.garibi.3.manhgayi.4.berojgari.5.dhokhagadi.6.rishwatkhori.7.aparyapt awagaman k sadhan.8.chori loot katla.9.balatkar.10.kala dhan.11.kharab sadke.12.badti aabadi.13.gandagi.14.rudhiwadi vichar.15.purane kanoon.16.corrupt leaders.17.kanuni karwai mein deri.18.logo k kharab acchar.19.samajh aur ekta ki kami..aur bhi bade chhote kai corruptions hain india mein uske liye detail mein study karni padegi..:)..voting pranali and human rights..yeh bahut bade issues hai..leave it..unhappy dependence day on 2011..i hope india really mein ek din independent country bane..thats it..byeee!!

  15. bheem says:

    dhiraj sahe bola bhai

    very good

    and

    thanks

  16. Jay says:

    Hey Pearl(Dhirajs Bhootni), Aj Bhut Miss Kr Raha Hai Ye Dil Tumhe

    Na Jane Kya Baat Chupi Hai Tum'me

    Pehle To Itna Miss Nai Karte The Tumko

    Shayad Dillagi Ho Gayi Hai Ab Tumse

    MISS U………..gud night…..tc.

  17. manish kmr says:

    baba ji baki gyan jo aap chupa kar baith gaye hansee de sakta tha. but koi baat nahi aap ko is mamle me jyada exepereince hai ki kya publish hona chahiye.

  18. manish kmr says:

    hahaha wah admin ji hajirjawabi.thats why u r admin.

  19. Khushi says:

    Hiii everyone! I m new here. Wud someone like to be my frnd?

  20. shona says:

    admin kya krte ho tum

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