Baba Sexidas Ki Gyaan Ki Baatein

Baba Sexidas Ki Gyaan Ki Baatein New Generation Ke Liye

  • Lund Aur Kanoon Ko Kabi Haath Mein Mat Lo
  • Naukri Aur Aand Pe Kabi Laat Na Maro
  • Ladki Jitni Bhi Lambi Ho, Mutegi To Beth Ke Hi

  • Loha Par Hathoda Or Chut Par Loda Tab Maro Jab Wo Garam Ho
  • Kismat Ki Karni Chut Ki Garmi Or Lund Ki Besharmi Nahi Rukti
  • Ehtiyat Se Sex Karo Kyunki Bandook Se Nikla Faulaad Or Chut Se Nikli Aulad Kabi Wapis Nahi Jati

Ab Aapki Khidmat Mein Hazir Hai 3 Legs Baba (Sexidas Ke Bade Bhai) Ke Kuch Parvachan

  • Saamp Or Choot Jahaan Bhi Miley Maar Dalo
  • Gaand Or Gubbara (Balloon) Kabhi Bhi Or Kahi Bhi Fatt Sakte Hai
  • Choot Chahe Jitni Bhi Khulli Ho Jaye Maarni Toh Lund Se Hi Padti Hai.
  • Kutte Ko Mootne Ke Liye Or Ladki Ko Choodne Ke Liye Apni Taange Uthani Hi Padti Hai.
  • Doodh Or Gaand Jab Bhi Phatt Te Hain Toh Aawaaz Nahi Aati.
  • Exam Dene Mein Ek Ghanta Or Daaru Peene Mein Ek Peg Hamesha Kum Rah Jata Hai.
  • Apni Patni Or Gaadi Agar Kisi Doosre Ke Haath Doge Toh Wo Thukk Kar Hi Wapis Ayenge.
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 22 Mar 2014  85 Comments  48,488

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  85 Comments

    1. divya says:

      viiki yaar ye tumhara joke the tum amal karte bhi ho in Gyaan Ki Baato mai?
      kon kon amal karta hai haath khade karoooo

  1. kapil dev the cute b says:

    kanun to samaj aaya par L,,d ko kyu hath me na len.admin tumne girl friend movie dekhi hogi usme ladki khadi hoke susu karti hai

    1. Admin says:

      Kapil bhai vo movie thhi sab ho sakta hai. Aur susu nahi kar sakti ka matlab ue nahi hai ki vo kar hi na paaye. Apni taangein ya salwar gilli karke to kar hi sakti hai. But kot like a man. Hum to bina hath pakde b kar sakte hai par ladki ko angel bana ke thoda sa set hoke karna padta hai. N vese b jokes ko bina logic ke pada kar. Jismein logic ho vo joke kaha

  2. kapil dev the cute b says:

    PUNIT pani to nhi nikla,sab ko apni tarah mat samaj …par NAUGHTY HOTTY muje hot to kar hi deti hai

  3. pia says:

    sab sach jarur hai par hajam karna mushkil lagata hai.

    kitna fast chalta hai tumhara dimag sameeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr

  4. Acky says:

    Lovers went to film, a mosquito enters gal's skirt, guess were it Bites? naughty mind always thinking bad, it bites on BOYS HAND….

  5. Vivek says:

    he khushnu hear this: lund aur paani ki dhaar apna raasta khud hi bana lete hai. And you know what? Lund duniya ki sabse halki aur sabse bhaari cheej hai. Ab poocho kaise?

  6. ritesh kolkata says:

    aur film LAJJA mai v to madhuri ne khade-2 muta hai.mujhe bakwaas aur outdated laga.Admin bhai ye non veg joke ka site site hai ya gyan ka???

    1. Admin says:

      Ritesh bhai yahan har tarka ki knowledge di jaati thhi
      par hamare users knowledge lene ki jagha apas mein hi ek dusre ki maar ke khush ho lete hai ab
      isliye filhal ye non veg jokes ki hi site rah gayi hai

  7. rahulmalhotra says:

    "Ehtiyat Se Sex Karo Kyunki Bandook Se Nikla Faulaad Or Chut Se Nikli Aulad Kabi Wapis Nahi Jati" this one is the best

  8. Dhiraj:TheBoysLove says:

    @acky,..nice mind..par ajkal ki ladkiya chalu hai skirt kanha pehanti hai..ladko ko skirt pehnati hai..hehe.

  9. veekay says:

    hum naue hain hain is portal par humara namaskar sabhi kabool karein aur ab hum aapko apni shayari se prabhavit kar denge

  10. apna dost says:

    sir g apney pervachno may ek bhool gye, who hum baata datey hai

    pani aur lun apna rasta khud doond latey hai

  11. sandeep says:

    1 bra or kismat kabhi bhi khul sakti hai
    2 nayi choot or bhut ke darshan kismat walo ko hi hote
    hai
    3 choot or daru kabhi juthe nahi hoti
    4 ladki or audio cassete ko dono taraf se bajana cahiye
    5 lund or pani apna rasta khud dund lete hai