Pakistani Urdu Joke - Bache Ka Khatna Aur Fashion

Bache Ka Khatna Aur Fashion

Views: 2,682 - Posted on 10 Jun 2010

Pakistan Mein Bache Ki Khatney Ke Waqt Naayi Ko Mashwara Diya Jaa Raha Thha

Chachi: “Iske Chacha Jaisa Nokdar Banana.”

Mami: “Iske Mama Jaisi Gol Topi Ho”

Nayi Tang Aakr Apni Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: “Aap Ki Marzi Hai Ji, Warna Fashion To Yeh Chal Raha Hai.“

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