Bache Ka Ticket

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Conductor To Lady – “Bache Ka Ticket Dikhao?”

Lady – “Iski Bi Ticket Loge Kya? Ye To Abhi Doodh Peeta Hai.”

Conductor – “Doodh To Iska Baap Bhi Peeta Hai To Kya Usko Bhi Free Mein Bitha Loo“

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13 Responses to "Bache Ka Ticket"

1. xxx says:

   June 12, 2010 at 9:48 pm

   sahi to boli.uskas pati bhi to uska chata hoga tabji yoi baccha nikla.kash main bhi……………..

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2. Deepti Tiwari says:

   August 19, 2010 at 4:23 pm

   gud joke! wo lady cndctr ke god me baith jaati to bacche aur baap dono ka free ticket ho jata…hehehe

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   • Yug says:

     February 20, 2011 at 5:35 am

     Dipti jaha bhi jati hogi conductor ki goth mein baithti hogi

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3. azhaan says:

   August 21, 2010 at 7:40 am

   deepti teri baat to theek hai but vo aurat hai teri tarah randi nahi

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4. vicky says:

   August 28, 2010 at 3:00 am

   good jokes

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5. Vickyssss says:

   August 29, 2010 at 3:47 pm

   Dipti tera dudh kitno ne piya..

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6. pyare mohan says:

   April 5, 2011 at 6:25 pm

   hi,admin ji namaste

   kya aapko mera joke mila?

   please bataye.

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   • Admin says:

     April 5, 2011 at 7:24 pm

     mil gaya bhai

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7. Mausam says:

   April 5, 2011 at 6:34 pm

   hahahha

   ye bhi theek he magar reposted he

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8. Lion Heart says:

   April 8, 2011 at 3:56 am

   bahut sahi joke haue razza !! maza aa gaya !!

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9. sudhir says:

   April 15, 2011 at 9:14 pm

   bakwass joke….purana..wahi ghisa-pita..

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10. ajay says:

    May 12, 2011 at 11:01 pm

    son-paap aap ke saidi hui hai
    papa-yes beta
    s-kissi kai saat
    papa-teri mami kai saat
    son -wa papa ghar mai he satting kar leeeeee

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11. Ashrafa Nagori says:

    November 8, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    That’s ok

    Reply