Bachha Hi To Hai?
Pappu Jab 12 Saal Ka Tha To Unke Ghar Ek Newly Wedded Couple Rent Par Rehane Aaya,
Pati Fauj Mein Tha Aur Patni Bohat Hi Sexy Thi, Kuch Din Baad Husband Border Par Chala Gaya Aur Patni Akeli Reh Gayi,
Pappu Sochne Laga: “Kash Iski Mill Jaye To Mazza Aa Jaye….”
Ek Din Pappu Ki Mummy Ne Kaha: “Beta Packing Karlo Hum Sab Mamaji Ke Ghar Rehane Ja Rahe Hai”
Pappu Ke Tharki Dimag Ne Kaam Kiya Aur Bola: “Nahi Mummy Mujhe Nahi Jana Wahan Mera Dil Nahi Lagta”
Mummy: “To Beta Tu Yahaan Akela Kaisa Rahega?”
Pappu: “Mummy Main Auntie Ke Sath Reh Lunga Jo Humare Rent Par Aayi Hai”
Mummy: “Nahi Beta, Wo Tumhe Kyun Rakhegi Apne Pass”
Pappu: “Mummy Aap Bas Unse Ek Baar Puch Lo Agar Mana Kar Diya To Main Fir Chal Lunga Aapke Sath”
Mummy Ne Auntie Se Pucha: “Behenji, Main Mayke Ja Rahi Hoon Aur Mera Bacha Na Jane Ki Zid Kar Raha Hai, Kya Aap Uska Dhyaan Rakh Lengi?”
Auntie: “Koi Baat Nahi Bacha Hi To Hai”
Maa Baap Chale Gaye Aur Pappu Aunti Ke Pass Ruk Gaya
Raat Ko Pappu Bola: “Auntie Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai, Kya Main Aapke Sath Bed Par So Jaun”
Auntie Ne Socha Baccha Hi To Hai Aur Boli: “Koi Baat Nahi So Jao”
Phir Pappu Aunti Ki Nighty Upar Karke Dhuni (Navel) Par Ungli Ferne Lagta Hai Aur Kahta Hai.
Pappu: “Main Mummy Ke Sath Bhi Aise Hi Sota Hoon”
Auntie Sochti Hai Koi Baat Nahi Bacha Hi To Hai, Phir Pappu Dheere Dheere Niche Hath Le Jata Hai,
Aur Auntie Phir Sochti Hai Koi Baat Nahi Bacha Hi To Hai, Agle Din Subha Auntie Pappu Se Boli,
Auntie: “Pappu, Jise Aap Kal Raat Dhuni (Navel) Samajh Rahe The Wo Dhuni Nahi Kuch Aur Tha”
Pappu Bola: “Aur Auntie, Jisse Aap Ungli Samajh Rahe The Wo Ungli Nahi Kuch Aur Hi Tha“
Khushi Se Zindagi Jeene Ka Ek Asaan Sa Tarika - Samajh Aa Gaya To Samjho Koi Aapk Ko Dukhi Kar Hi Nahi SaktaOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Eh Kamm Te Tera Piyo Vi Kar Sakda Si
Teacher Santa Se: “Late Kyu Aaye Ho?” Santa: “Oh Ji Main Majh Lavaun Gaya Si” ..- Ladka Aur Ladki Ek Dusre Se Kya Chahte Hai?
Ladka Aur Ladki Ek Dusre Se Kya Chahte Hai? Is Sawal Ka Jawab Aajtak Alag Alag Tarike Se Sabne Diya ..- Gareeb Aadmi Ki Zindagi
Baba Saxidas Ek Din Gareeb Logo Ke Uper Apne Vichar Parkat Kar Rahe Thhe Gareeb Aadmi Ki Bhi Kya Zin ..- Cheating Karna Galat Baat Hai
Ek Baar Ek Jungle Ke Janwaro Ki Population Bahut Bad Jaati Hai Tang Aakar Bhagwan Ji Ko Jungle Mein ..- Jesi Beemari Vesa Ilaaz
Jaruri Nahi Agar Har Ek Ki Beemari Ek Jaisi Ho Uska Ilaaz Bhi Ek Jaisa Hoga, Kuch Khas Logo Ki Khas ..Hindi Version
पप्पू जब 12 साल का था तो उनके घर एक नया शादी शुदा जोड़ा रेंट पर रहने आया,
पति फ़ौज में था और पत्नी बहुत ही सेक्सी थी, कुछ दिन बाद पति बोर्डर पर चला गया और पत्नी अकेली रह गयी,
पप्पू सोचने लगा: "काश इसकी मिल जाये तो मज्जा आ जाये...."
एक दिन पप्पू की मम्मी ने कहा: "बेटा अपने कपडे पेक कर लो हम सब मामाजी के घर रहने जा रहे है"
पप्पू के ठरकी दिमाग ने काम किया और बोला: "नहीं मम्मी मुझे नहीं जाना वहां मेरा दिल नहीं लगता"
मम्मी: "तो बेटा तू यहाँ अकेला कैसा रहेगा?"
पप्पू: "मम्मी मैं आंटी के साथ रह लूँगा जो हमारे रेंट पर आई है"
मम्मी: "नहीं बेटा, वो तुम्हे क्यूँ रखेगी अपने पास"
पप्पू: "मम्मी आप बस उनसे एक बार पूछ लो अगर मना कर दिया तो मैं फिर चल लूँगा आपके साथ"
मम्मी ने आंटी से पूछा: "बहन जी, मैं मायके जा रही हूँ और मेरा बचा ना जाने की जिद कर रहा है, क्या आप उसका ध्यान रख लेंगी?"
आंटी: "कोई बात नहीं बचा ही तो है"
माँ बाप चले गए और पप्पू आंटी के पास रुक गया
रात को पप्पू बोला: "आंटी मुझे डर लग रहा है, क्या मैं आपके साथ बेड पर सो जाऊ"
आंटी ने सोचा बच्चा ही तो है और बोली: "कोई बात नहीं सो जाओ"
फिर पप्पू आंटी की नाइटी ऊपर करके धुनी पर ऊँगली फेरने लगता है और कहता है.
पप्पू: "मैं मम्मी के साथ भी ऐसे ही सोता हूँ"
आंटी सोचती है कोई बात नहीं बचा ही तो है, फिर पप्पू धीरे धीरे नीचे हाथ ले जाता है,
और आंटी फिर सोचती है कोई बात नहीं बचा ही तो है, अगले दिन सुबह आंटी पप्पू से बोली,
आंटी: "पप्पू, जिसे आप कल रात धुनी समझ रहे थे वो धुनी नहीं कुछ और था"
पप्पू बोला: "और आंटी, जिससे आप ऊँगली समझ रहे थे वो ऊँगली नहीं कुछ और ही था"
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Nice shabash bete pappu jio mere lal aunty ko chod diya wah
bina lund wale baba ji,
aapke lund kyo nahi h hehehehehe
superb joke hai bhai…pehle es type ka joke suna hai lwkin esme masala khub dala gaya hai…good joke…
Junglli Sher bhai hehehehe yahi to apna kaam hai ki present esa karo ki padne wale ko maja aa jaye beshak usne pahle b pada ho ;)
hahahahahaha………… Wah! re Pappu Wah!
Maza aa gaya joke padhkar..
Hi dear all n Dhiraj sweetheart,
Good Morning!!!!!!!
Aap log kaise hai ??????
badhiya jay…aur ye batao..Admin ne kahi tumhari bachpan ki story naam badal ker to nahi chhaap di na?
hehehe……Prince bro. Kya kahu Admin ko…………?
Yaar Bachpan me kya-kya kiya mere Pappu ne usko batane lagu to jitani Age Pappu ki hai Utana hi time batane me lag jaayega :p
hehehe….Ye suniye Pappu ki ek aur story…
Pappu:I love u.
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Pinky:I love u 2
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Pappu:Mujhse tum kitna pyar karti ho?
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Pinky: Jitna tum mujhse krtey ho.
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Pappu: : Kamini …
Eska matlab tu v time paas kar rahi hai:d
iski jagha ye likhta ki .. kameeni iska matlab tu b meri gaand marni chahti hai :p
hehehe………Abe wo Pappu ke Bachpan ki story hai. Ye kaam to wo ab karne laga hai:P
Hahahahahahahahaha…..
Ab tk ka sabse dhansu joke….
Wah ustad…
Santa itna mad aur pappu itma clever, kaise ho gya..
Baba ji iska b solution do….???
Nilesh hehehhe kyunki main santa ke ghar jaya karta tha ;)
aage tu khud samjhdar hai bhai ki hehehe vo kaisi samjhdar hai ;)
Hi Dosto! Ek Lafz hai
“?MOHABBAT?”
Isay kar k dekho
Tum Tadap na jao
to kahna.!
Ek Lafz hai;
“?MUQADDAR?”
Is se lad k dekho
Tum haar na jao
to kehna.!
Ek lafz hai;
“?WAFA?”
Zamaney me nahi milti
kahin dhoond pao
to kahna.!
Ek lafz hai;
“?AANSU?”
Dil me chupa kar dekho
Tumhari Aankhon se na niklay
to kahna.!
Ek lafz hai;
“?JUDAAI?”
Isey sah kr to dekho
Tum toot K bikhar na jao
to kahna.!
Ek lafz hai;
“?GOD?”
Usay DIL se pukaar kar to dekho
Sub kuch paa na lo
to kahna.
So frnds, don’t 4get “GOD” name.
But jay dear i 4rget god. Bcos god not halp me always. I thing god is not found in earth. Any proof of god anvailablity?
Don Bhai, Aap Mano ya naa Mano…. Lekin Mai to GOD ko manta hu. Q ki Maine GOD se Jab bhi jo kuch bhi Manga hai Mujhko GOD ne diya hai, Esliye Mujhe GOD se aur apni Kishmat se koi Gila Shikwa nahi hai.
himanshu mene kal b tujhe bataya tha ki god dimag mein hai is shareer mein hai bahat mat dhundo usko
Par admin maine bahar kab dhunda god ko? Ma to hamesha ghar par hi god se farayad karta tha, kuch mangta tha. Aur ma mandir b nai jata. Par aajtak mari ek v khwahish puri nai hui. Jo bagwan ko mante hain ma unse puchta hun aisa kyun??? Jab ma chota tha tab ma bahut shabad-bani, gurbani ka paath kiya karta tha. Lekin jab maine dekha meri bhakti ki koi qadar nai hoti tabse maine ye sab chod diya.
Beta meri ek bat yad rakhna
God se mango tab jab tum us cheez ke layak ho
Example mang le tu aishwraya rai aur khud 3 time ki roti ke liye tujhe sara din mehnat karni padti ho.. to kaisi kam chalega… par tu to andha hoke manga hai use par bhagwan thode andha hai use pata hai mene isko ye cheez de di to ye khatam hai
Mene ye bat khud pe ajmayi hai, bevkoofu main mein b bol deta tha ki mujhe ye cheez nahi di usne mene badi minnte kari.. par aaj jab time beet gaya hai to aaj main bolta hun.. acha kiya usne vo cheez nahi di. nahi to aaj main aisa na hota jaisa hun… aaj main roj hazaro logo ko na hasa pata. har serious bat mein b majak na kar pata
aage bhai jaise tujhe samajh aaye
Good joke
mst hai yar
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Kisi Insan ko Dukh dena utna he Aasan hai jitna Samandar me Patthar phekna..
Mgar ye koi nhi Janta ki wo Patthar kitni Gehraee me gaya hoga.
heheheheheheheheheheheheh Purane joke me MDH, Goldy, everest sab ke sab masale daal diye :p
Ek baar 4 dost bar mein ek sath
baith ke daaru pee rahe hote
hain . .
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Tabhi table pe rakkha mobile
bajta hai . . .
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Ladka receive karta hai phone
karne wali ladki hoti hai . .
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Ladka : Hello !
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Ladki : Hello jaan !
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Ladka : haan jaanu kya hua ?
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Ladki : jaanu mai shopping kar
rahi hun mujhe 1 lakh ka
diamond set pasand hai kya mai
le lun ?
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Ladka : haan le lo
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Ladki : jaanu jaanu mujhe 5000
rupaye ki silk ki ek sari bhi pasand
hai kya mai le lun ?
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Ladka : haan bilkul le lo
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Ladki : ok thank you jaanu mai
tmhara credit card use kar rahi
hun. .
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Ladka : ok !
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Phone cut. .
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Ye sun kar nashe mein uss ladke
ke dost ladke se puchte hain . . .
Abe saale tu apni gf se itna pyar
karta hai ki hume dikha raha tha
ki kitna paisa hai tere paas ?
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Ladka : abe saalon wo sab
chodho pahle ye batao mobile
kiska hai ? :D
hahaha………Phir to jiska mobile raha hoga uski G phat gayi hogi………hehehe
Sahi kaha tumne …..jay
Bro. Koun si baat ???????
Wah admn realy nice jok,
mza aa gya,
Admn – ye ,,BTW ,ka ful form kya h?
Jrur batayyo yar,,
aur yr tere hath pile(shadi) hone k asaar ish sal v hain ya nhi.
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Anuj -yar tune to honda ki bolti hi band kr rkhi hai,yar tere aur honda k cmnts read kr bada maja aay,,ish ki punch isi tarah khincha kr,,,keep it,
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Jay -mera lundkhor jay kaisa hai be tu,,,abee sale ye kya kr rha hai be,,paint pahan,mujhe dekha nhi k apna kala gand dikhana chalu kr deta h,fir kabhi tera kala Gand farunga,,abhi aram se baith,
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Prince -mera pyara prince mera dulara prince,,muaaaaah kaisa hai be tu,,,kabhi akele me milna..bahut din ho gya be tere se mile hue
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Deleted – yar tu to aj kl admn ki bahut khinchayi kr rha,,,gud
chal koi to hai jo admn ke G me oungli kr sakta h,
but 1 bat batayyi ki tera kon sa part delet ho gya ki tu sadme se apna nam hi deleted rakh liya,,
kahin wo chij to gayab to nhi ho gya hahahahaha
JPR
hahahahaha…….Abe maine tumko Apna L dikhane k liye Paint Utar rakhi hai. Taki mere L ko dekhkar teri G me khujali honi shuru ho jayegi aur tu Bhaga-Bhaga mere pash Apni G ki khujli mitwane Aayega.
Aur suna Etane dino se Pakistan me he marwa raha thha ? ya phir Afganishtaniyo aur Talibaniyo se bhi marwa ke Aaya hai ?????????
aaila..aa gaya…aa gaya….kaha the be?
Ailaaaa prince tu kuch jyada hi machal rha be ,pahle tu kahin se ja kr 2 santre ka juice le k aa,,
aise machalne se kam nhi chalega
JPR
BTW means Bin Topi Wala (Means Jiske L Ki Topi Na Ho hehehehe)
CNW Means Choti Nunni Wala
hehehehhe are nhi yaar wo mujhe khinchti hai aur me use ;)
Abe anuj
Aise me tu to nilesh ka patta hi kat dega,,bechara kitne din se apni seting krne k chakkar me pra h,
aur tune priya ka nam HONDA kyu rakha hai?
JPR
:ho
properly read kar unhone kya khichne ka likha hai :o :ho
chiiiii
class bani bhi nhi aur uske object call ho gaye :o
Bhosadi ke jab Maine Manga tab tumne diya he nahi.
Aaj kya sochkar tumne bina Mange he de diya ???
Abe Ab uski lekar mai kya karunga ?????
Sale jo chez mujhe chahiye wo to tu deta nahi hai.
Mujhe uske M ka number chahiye.
“M” ka kya matlab samajh rahe ho ?????
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MAMME Samajh raha hai kya ??????
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Abe MAMME nahi Mobile No. chahiye:p
Na Jane Kya Masoomiyat Thi Us Ke Chehre Par, Usko Manane Se jyada Uska Rooth Jana Achha Laga………..
kiske?
Priya ji,koi milta hi nahi aisa jise chahne pe hum majbur ho jaye………..
uske ruthne se jaan nikalti hai meri…
kaise bataun dard kya hai?
Aab kaise bhi batao btana to padega na………..
Janu agar ye line tumne mere pe kahi hai to thanks <3
are aap pe kaise likhu aap to kabhi naraz hi nahi hote,wo to humesha mein hi hoti hu…..
Meri mohabat hai wo koi majburi to nahi. wo mujhe chahe ya mil jaye zaruri to nahi… ye kuch km hai ke basa hai meri sanso me… wo samne ho meri aankho ke zaruri to nahi…
yar uska size to nabi se bada hota hai aur naram bhi
Sonam ji aap ne jo lika hai, bura mat maan na
aap sach aisa mahsoos karti aur aise hi lik deya.
Sochhna chahti hhu aisa lkin soch nhi pati u aisa……….Dil he ki manta nahi…
Hi Dear All Friends Pls. Es Kahani ko jaurur padey……
Ek din ek 11 saal ki ladki ne apne papa se
puchha :-
“Aap mujhe mere 15th birthday par
mere liye kya gift dene waale ho???”
uske papa ne jawab diya :
“Abhi bahut time hai tumhare 15th
birthday ko, birthday to aane do..”=) ..
Jab Ladki 15 saali ki hone waali thi
matlab jab wo 14 saal pure karne me 1 din baaki
tha .. Tabhi Achanak wo behosh ho gai aur
use turant hospital le jaaya gya..!!
Doctor uska check up karke bahar aaya
aur uske papa ko btaya ki
uske (uski beti ke) dil me 1 hole hai
jiski wajah se wo shayad mar jaayegi..!! =(
Jab wo ladki hospital me apne bed pe
leti huyi thi, to usne apne papa se puchha:”
Daddy, unhone kya btaya ki mai marne
waali hu ?”=(
Uske papa ne usse kaha:
“Nahi Beti, Tum Jinda rahogi..
jaise hi usne aisa kaha, wo rone lag
gya..”
Us ladki ne kaha “Aap itne wiswaas ke saath kese keh
sakte hai???”
Darwaaze ki taraf mudte huye uske
papa ne kaha
:”Kyuki mujhe pata hai…”
Dusre din wo 15 saal ki ho gyi,
Use hospital se discharge kar diya gya
aur wo ghar ko laut aayi..
Ghar par use 1 letter mila, jisme likha
tha :-
“Meri Pyari beti, Agar tum is letter ko
padh rahi hogi to iska matlab ye hai ki sab
kuchh theek hua hoga jaise maine kaha tha..
Shayad tumhe yaad hoga, Tumne 1 din mujhse puchha tha ki mai
tumhe tumhare 15th birthday pe kya gift dunga ?
Lekin mai tab nahi jaanta tha ki
tumhare liye best gift kya hoga…
Magar ab mai tumhe meri taraf se
tumhare liye best gift”Mera dil ♥”de raha
hu ..♥”=!! =(
Uske papa ne uski beti ho apna heart
donate kiya tha [♥]-
Dosto!!!! Ye hota hai 1 father ka love..
Jo apne child ke liye sab kuchh sacrifice
kar sakte hai….♥
Agar aap bhi apne papa/father se
sachcha love, dil se love karte hai to comment
jaroor karey aur is story ko itne frnds tak Pahunchawo
ki sabko pata lag jaaye ki father ka love
bhi kisi se kam nahi hota…
SEND or FORWARD IT PLLSSS
ITS THE LOVE OF A FATHER FOR HIS
KIDS
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abe oye lund ke tope….. aadmi ka dil 1% aurat ko to lag sakta hai par bache ko nahi
sale pata nahi kya kya storiya bana ke logo ka chutiya kat te ho
Hahaha….:)
Nice1..
@jay….!
Nice story…!
lund hi khara kar dala tune pappu
Dhamakedar joke
Cool yaaaar….
Awsum joke…
Bohut faaaadu lga yaaar..
or fir anti boli
lund bhi ghusa diya to kya hua baccha hi to h
vaise bhi uske lund se konsa dudh nikalne wala h
kyo ki ladko k Lund se dudh 13 year baad nikalta h or pappu to 12 ka tha hehehe
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to dosto vo pappu baccha hi h chahe dimag kitna bhi shetani kyu na ho hehehehehehe
nice one
aman
yaar sach me joke ise kehte hai maza aa gaya pad k;)