Bachha Kala Hoga Ya Gora?
Views: 45,343 - Posted on 15 Feb 2011
Ek Madrassi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Aur Vo Biwi Ko Leke Honeymoon Manane Train Mein Ja Raha Thha.
Train Mein Sath Wali Seat Par Ek Angrej Bhi Betha Thha.
Madrasi Ke Dimag Mein Aya Ki Agar Main Apni Biwi Ka Sex Is Se Karwa Lu To Bachha Gora Paida Hoga
Madrassi Ne Angrej Se Puchha: “Kya Tum Meri Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karoge?”
Angrej Ne Khush Ho Ke Kaha: “Jarur, Kyu Nahi”Angrej Ne Ek Baar Sex Kar Liya
Par Madrassi Ne Sochha Ek Baar Aur Karva Leta Hu,
Angrej Ne Phir Se Uski Biwi Ke Sath Sex Kia,
Madrassi Ne Sochha Ek Baar Aur Ho Jaye Toh Pakka Ho Jayga,
Madraasii Ne Angrej Se Kaha: “Ek Baar Aur Kar Lo”
Angrej: “Nahhi, Ab Nai Kar Sakta”
Madrassi: “Kyuu?”
Angrej Muskurate Hue: “Kyunki Mere Pass Sirf 2 Hi Condoms Thhe“
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hiii kapil kaise ho
Hi pia
he he he maja aa gaya…best joke of the site
heheheh angrej to chalak nikla aur madrasi ki ichha adhuri reh gayi heheheheh
ab to uska bachha kala hi hoga
arre re bechare madrasi ka sapna adhura reh gya gora bacha pane ka …vaise agr vo apne bache ko fair n lovely lagayega to uska bacha gora ho jayega
raavan jan me apne sare frnds se pyar krti hu love u…
aur yaar ab golu ko pata chal gaya ke u ladke ho to wo shayad tumse milne nahi ayega…
mast hai …angrez
@Rosy, first of i wud like 2 say i hates u, me to clarify de sakti thi bt raj ki wajah se chup hu bt itna jarur janti hu, tum meri kehne ka matlb achi tarah se samajh chuki thi
@Panchi, rashi di, rukhsana, rahul, lofer, kapil, aap sabhi log bahut sweet hai
@Raaj, really sorry to hear that u alone celebrate velentine evry yr , chalo tumhe offer deti hu, will be my velentine he he he
ab is comt me v tumhe koi prob ho to bata dena, jyada bhav khane ki jarurat nahi hai,hunnn
hi simmi and hi everybody……..
@SIMMI wcb ,u r also sweet gal n nice 2 c u here…. @LOFAR darling wer r u my jaan? I misin u so much…. Lov uuu….. @wc NISHA JI @RAAVAN janu ver r u ? @hello PANKAJ ap to hame bhul h gaye ho yar?kavi hmse v bat kr liya kro……. @hey MAHIYA kaha gayb ho gaye u? @hi RASHI DI… @SHEELA jan kaha ho? @hi DIVYA n ANJALI kaisi ho? @RAHUL jan kaisa rha tmhara valentineday?
Santa- dekho mai chahe jaisa b hu par bachha ek dam sundar hona chahiye.
Biwi-
Dekhoji,
Choice is urs, bachha ya to sundar hoga ya to aap ka hoga.
gud joke
angrej ne maza bhi le liya aur madrasi ki iksha bhi puri nahi hui. he…..he…….
mazaa aa gaya gud joke lagey raho admin gud job……….
nice joke
Wat lag gayi madrasi ki bv bhi chud gayi or bacha bhi kala hi hoga
Hi KAPIL,RAJ,PANCHI,RAVAN,RAHUL,RASHI,ANIL,RUKSHANA,SIMMI,PIA and all frns kaise ho?
i hop u all r jhakkas,,.
Bechara Madrasi hehehe
lucky Angrej hahahaha
hi admin ji no reply very bad hehehe
rahul ji aapne to site per kisi ko b apni shadi ka card nhi baant omg! Iska mtlb apki un sbse shadi hahahahaha n pickle me agar salt jyda ho to wo kai saalo tak khrab nhi hota isliye ap tention mat lo ap k paise waste nhi jayegae hehehe
Raj bindas dosti me no thanku no sry hehe(movie ka dialoug hain)
thnx simmi ji, kafi dino baad ap thi kaha?
Sheela ji, panchi ji, anjali ji,divya ji, preet ji hru?
Hi dhiraj ji, dev ji, kapil ji, mausam ji, arush ji, shallu ji n frnds kaise ho ap sb
raavan ji sweety is qute name
wanted ji jra apna jalva to dikhayie
Vikrant ji aapne rashi kaha ya rashmi
dosti ker k bhul jatey ho Nikhil ji, ricks ji, shanshak ji, Mahiya ji
Rashiii ji aur jo dosti karke yaad rakhte hai unka kya. Hadd hai yaar milne ko hum tarste hai aur ek aap ho ki use majak samjhte ho. :(
Missing u without fon no.
Admin ji apni tarah aapne reply b mast kiya hain, ap b shyaar ban he gaye hehehehe lage rahiye
gudnite tc
Rashhi ji ab to taras kha ke is ashiq cum shayar jyada ko apna mobile de do na hehehe
nice joke ………
wife:- aji sunte ho jab apne pehli baar mera hunghat uthaya tha to kaisa laga tha.
husband:- khuda ki kasam agar hanuman chalisa yad na hoti to mar hi jata.
girl:- baba ye lund kaisa hota hai?
baba:- koi chota
koi lamba
koi mota
koi patla
koi sakht or koi naram.
girl:- baba lagta he aapne sari umar gand hi marwai hai….
Pappu- daddy, what is the
Difference between CONFIDENCE & CONFIDENCIAL?
Santa- you r my son is my
CONFIDENCE but ur friends r also my son is my CONFIDENCIAL.
bahut mast joke tha :)
@Panchhi meri butter scotch brandy kaise ho jan i was busy 4 ful day bt in evry piece of work i ws looking ur face only nd i missed u so much.
@Dosto aj mai humare dost Rahul chodumal(BLW) ka ek sach batata hu jo uske Cmnts dene k tarike se ye proof karega k BLW ka lu¤d aur gotiya sahi me bilupt hai aur aap logo ne b uske cmnts padhkar ye gaur kiya hoga k
1-Ek baar maine uski bibi ko leke pahli baar cmnt kiya tha to chodumal bola, “Meri to bibi hl nahi hai!!”
2-Ek baar kisi ne uski bahen ko leke cmnt kiya to chodumal bola,”Meri to bahen hi nahi hai!!”
Iss basis pe agar conclusion nikale nd bola jaye k rahul chodumal tune apni gotiya red aur blue color ki hai to chodumal ka standard ans hoga,”Mere to gotiya hi nahi hai arre mere to lu¤d hi nahi hai!!”
—Hence proved that
Rahul chodumal==BLW
Hahahahaha
@Rana Mausam Kapil Dhiraj Jay Raj bnds Pankaj Ratan Dev Shruti Anjali Preet Rukhsana Nisha Nikhil killer nd al frnds sab kaise ho
@Simmi nice to see u again wat do u do dear
@Sheelaji aur aaka puppy kaisa hai use pyar krti ho k nahi
@Ravan maheene me kitne toothpaste use karne padte hai tujhe hahaha
@Admin bhai kaise ho
@Admin bhai valntne day me kya kia kisi kanya ko apna loha dkhaya ya nai hahaha
@shela jan esa mene kya kardia valntne day ke din mene tho bs ek do kis kia tha or tu itna sharma rai hai ki cmnt hi nai dparai hai hehe,lve u jan uummm
@panchi jan tra bna valentne day manane me maja hi nai aya jan,wese thk hi gaya or tu bta tne kya kia jan
@preet janu kha hai tu yar tne tho vlntn day kis dia nai chal me hi dedeta hu tje uummm lve u janu
@ravan bhai maja aya bmw ki bivi k sath valntne day manane me hahaha.
@lofar bmw yar tri bivi tho kisi or k sth maje karai thi valntn day me or tu kya hath se kam chala rha tha apne oh sry tu tho sxy uncle k pas gaya hoga apni gand ki shanti k lye hahaha
Good joke
Nice joke
@rashi hahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehe maja nai aya
@ravan bhai muje kya pta tha ki esi bt hai muje lga ki tm panchi ko pprops karo ge sry bhai hehehe
@simmi dear welcme bck,wese kha bsy thi,or ye btao ki tme kala chaye ya gora hehe bacha hehehe
JOKE MAST THA BHAI
Hi rashi, hum to apko nh bhule h yar! Pr lgta h aapne humare comnts pdhne chod diye h…………………………………hey panchi kaise ho yar!!
Really amazing! Par yahan to log joke k upar comment karne ke vajai koyi personal matter par chatting jyada krte hain. Ye achhi baat nhi..
wow nice joke
hii friends
i am new on this site
would anyone like to be my friend
victor bhai yaha kisi se kehne ki zarurat nhi padti sab dost hain
M always a great fellow of such kind of jolly person.
U alwayz weldom
SAIYAAN JI KI LUGAAI FREE ME CHUD GAI……………RE
haan ye baat to hai champa..agar kisi ko aisa pati mil jaye to bechari……….par tum dhyan rakhna
haha angrej toh free mein chudai kar gea.
kash mera pati bhi aisa hota
Dear Savita,
Pati ka to bharosa nahi hai ki kaisa hoga, par tum man na masosna. Ek baar sewa ka mauka do. Angrez ko bhul jaogi.
hi savitha………..mai is site me naya hu..kya app kisi se meri dosti kara sakti ho
Pia ji kese jo.. itne din kaha the..
hAPPPY vALENTINES DAY TO DEAR aDMIN & ALL OF mY fRIENDS
wah joke is nice.saale angrej ne Madraasi ki tamannao pe paani fer diya,aage se madrasi chudwaane se pahle condom jarur check kar liya karega.hahahaaa
Hi all friends kaise ho sab.
iss site ka to nakshaa hi badal gayaa hai.
but nice lag rhee hai ye site.par kuchh atpataa sa bhi lag rha he.
Admin bhai kaise ho site ko achchha bana diya hai. good keep it up.
Mausam Bhai bade dino baad aya.. kaha marwa raha thha hehehhe
aur Naksha atpata lagegag kyunki sab kuch changed hai
aur mera motive isko sunder kam fast jyada banane ka hai..
Fir bhi dheere dheere features include hote jaayenge
great
joke
madrasi ki biwi ki to chandi hi chandi.uski artificial insemination karna padega.
madrasi ki bibi agar mujhse chudwati to mein condom nahin lagata
hi guys.
Ths is fiza.. New to ths site.
Would u like to b my frnds.
Nice jocks. Keep it up.
Admin ji gud going.
Dear Fiza,
Welcome to this site. keep writing
Thanx for Reply,
But it seems nobudy interesed in atleats replying a new commer.
but thanx anyways.
Hi this Is Samina.
i have just visited this stite. reading all comments its gret that u all guys sharing these fun amongs each other.
ger8 going admin. keep it up
hi guys.
Ths is amit.. New to ths site.
Would u like to b my frnds.
Nice jocks. Keep it up.
Admin ji gud going.
Oey Amit,
kbi to khud ka likha kar,
ya wo b copy paste karta rahega.
kya baat hai gora to saala free me maje le gaya
ab pata chala ki ladko ke pars me candom kyo mite hai
sala hamra room met bhi aesa he hai hamesa candom apne paas rakhta hai
jaha dekhi jagad bas chadaya aur lag gaya chudai karne me
@simmi, Oh.. Tat isnt a big deal. I hav nt askd any1 either 2 love me or hate me. Its ur right. Btw u ko jo kehna hai, speak out. Raj ki wajah se chup nai raho.
@raj, if above cmnt se u ko kch prblm h, toh m sry. Ek aur baat dear, jo u k gud points, bad points ko dekhkar u k close aaye toh tat is nthng more thn a business deal. Rest is ur choice
Hi rosy…
Hunk tune mujhe tadpa dala yaar wo purani yaadein taza kar dali, tera cmt dekhkar mujhe laga meri rosy wapas aa gyi yaar bt :(:(
I am new. This is a great site, lovely jokes, lovely guys and dolls. Will come here regularly and hope to make friends. Nice to see girls (and boys) enjoy talking about sex. Love you all.
Hi everyone! Nc joke….