Bachha Kitna Khush Hai
Jai Aur Neeraj Se To Aap Log Vakif Hi Hai, Dono Best Gay Couple Hai.
Ek Baar Unhone Bachcha Paida Karne Ka Socha.
Dono Ne Apne Sperms Ko Mix Karke Serogate Mother (Kiraye Ki Kokh) Ki Help Se Ek Bachcha Paida Karvaya.
Bachha Dekhne Jab We Hospital Pahuche To Ward Me 12 Bachche The, 11 Ro Rahe The, 1 Bachcha Hans Raha Tha.
Nurse Boli: “Ye Aapka Bachcha Hai”
Jai Ne Neeraj Ko Gale Se Lagate Hue Kaha: “Yaar Dekh Hamara Bachha Kitna Khush Hai, Is Se Sabit Ho Gaya Ki We Are The Best In The World”
Nurse Ne Ye Suna Aur Boli: “Hmm, Abhi To Ye Khush Hai, Tab Dekho Kya Hota Hai, Jab Mein Iske Pichwade Mein Se Thermo-Meter Bahar Nikalungi“
Sachhe Pyar Ki Kadar Aajkal Kisko Hai? - Nahi Yakeen To Pade Is Joke MeinOr Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Abe Maa Ko To Baksh De
Pati-Patni Sex Kar Rahe The Ke Achanak Door Bell Baji. Pati Bola: “Is Time Koun Kamina Aa Gaya ..- Wahi Dulhan Piya Mann Bhaye
Dulhan Wahi Jo Roz Karwaye, Bra Utar Kar Boobs Dabwaye, Popat Ko Dekh Petikot Uthaye, Andar Jaaye To ..- Lund Ko Bada Kaisi Kare by Baba Saxidas
Ek Bar Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakat Thha “Devender” Naam Ka Uska Lund Bada Chota Thha, T ..- Main Ek Radio Ki Tarah Hun
Ek Ladki Ladke Se: “Main Ek Radio Ki Tarah Hun, Mera Daayaan(Left) Nipple Volume Ka Hai Or Baa ..- Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka
Teacher Class Mein: “Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka, Ab Esa Ek Aur Sentence Banao” ..Hindi Version
जय और नीरज से तो आप लोग वाकिफ ही है, दोनों बेस्ट गे कपल है.
एक बार उन्होंने बच्चा पैदा करने का सोचा.
दोनों ने अपने स्प्रम्स को मिक्स करके किराये की कोख की मदद से एक बच्चा पैदा करवाया.
बच्चा देखने जब वे हॉस्पिटल पहुचे तो वार्ड में 12 बच्चे थे, 11 रो रहे थे, 1 बच्चा हंस रहा था.
नर्स बोली: "ये आपका बच्चा है"
जय ने नीरज को गले से लगाते हुए कहा: "यार देख हमारा बच्चा कितना खुश है, इस से साबित हो गया की हम दुनिया में सबसे बेस्ट है.
नर्स ने ये सुना और बोली: "हम्म, अभी तो ये खुश है, तब देखो क्या होता है, जब में इसके पिछवाड़े में से थर्मो-मीटर बाहर निकालूंगी"
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@Admin tune jay ko kyun liya…agr usse bura laga to…!!….aur tujhmein itni himmat bhi nhi ki mera naam daal sake..tum jaisa darpok !! pichhli baar bhi tum darre the…mera naam hazaar baar daalo mujhe koi problem nhi…par jise problem hai usse kyun rakhte ho…hum dono k dil mein ek dusre k liye pyaar aur samman hai..yeh to 100 pratishat satya hai…agr couple bhi hote to usse jada problem nhi hoti…by the way joke hasaane k liye tha..mujhe sach mein hansi aai…lekin kucch cheeje thik nhi lgi joke mein …anywez joke is joke ..no complaints!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
i m non-straight(gay)..and god ne mujhe badi fursat se banaya hai mujhe lgta hai…i enjoy myself..
lord ayyapa kiske son the??
search it on internet!!…humare bhagwaan gay ya straight ho sakte hain to insaan kyun nhi!!
so darpok admin agli baar se..mera naam daal diya kr..kyunki mein to real life mein bhi khuleaam khud ko show krta hoon..kisi ko mujhse problem nhi…khul k jeene mein jo maza hai chhip kr nhi.!! kisi k pass koi choice nhi hai..kya mein straight paida nhi ho skta tha ya ladki ya lesbian…so its gods choice nots mine..be happy with ur sexuality!!..color height, nation family, all that!!
:)
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THERE ARE two types of gay in hindu!!
1.kumbhika
2.asekya
god made me asekya :) m not kumbhika!!
gud joke
hehehehehhehehehhehe :)
Bhooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii………….k……… :D
haha!! chippa ullu!!
:P
2 to chup rah cham…………….gaaaaa………..d………….ad :P
yar tu to famous ho gaya
to tujhe to khsh hona chahiye hehehe
admin ji, yar ek joke mere pe bhi banaiye na pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee………..
Joke……..
@Delji hm apki wali se btange apne hme bhatkti atma kaha na he he he he
Gud joke…
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Gud evening , dear friends….
Hahahahahahaha……….
Patni: Jab Aapne Pehli Baar
Mera Ghunghat Uthaya To Kaisa Mehsoos Kiya Tha?
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Pati: Kasam Se,Mar Hi Jata Agar
“AAHAT” Dekhne
Ki Aadat Na Hoti.. :-D
Good jokd
Lady: Dr. mere pati mujse SEX ni karte.
Dr: ye 1 Goli roj khilana.
GOLI dene par us Raat Pati ne Sex kiya.
Next day usne 2 Goli di to usne jyada JOR se SEX kiya.
3rd day usne sabhi 28 goli
1 sath de di.
2 din bad Dr ne Lady k Son se Pucha: Mummy kaisi he ?
Ladka bola: Mummy to mar Gayi,
Mausi or Chachi Hospital me he,
Padosan ne papa pe Rape Case thok diya he,
Meri Gand abhi bi dukh rahi he,
Aur Pappa NANGE ho k Garden me Tommy k piche Bhag r hain…! :P
@Admin Sale, Bhosadi ke……….
Ek Baat Gand kholkar sun ley :P
Teri ulfat ko kabhi Kaamyaab nahi hone dunga.
Teri GAnd ko v kabhi Aaraam nahi karne dunga.
Meri zindagi me Ladkiya Aaye ya Naa Aayen
Magar Teri zindagi V Kabhi Aabaad Nahi Hone dunga :D :D :D
Azeem : Darling Kitni Mehngai Badh Gai Hai.
Chhoti Chhoti Cheez Bhi Kharidna Muskil Ho Raha Hai..?
Trusha : Aaj Fir Gand Marega Meri, Madarchod ,Condom Nahi Kharida na? :-)
By the way ye Nurse kon thi jis ne hmmmm bola tha….koi batayega… ;) ;)
Deepak bro ye to sab jante h….
aapko pata kar k kya karna hai nurse ka ???
@ Samosey bhai…….. oh!!!! sorry… Some Say bhai…….. Aapki Shayari aur joke padhkar aapke liye mere dil se ye duwa nikali…….
Aapki zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho
Aapki aankhe kabhi nam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile aapko ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :)
Chalo sahi hai par wt. km kar do zara bhai 60tk chal jayega..! :P
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t! :-(
hahahahahahaha!! mera pet dard ho raha hai hansi k maare…chippe ullu!!!..mujhe chamgadad bola tune…..but meri aankhein to kisi angel ki tarah khubsurat hai :)
yeh bhosdika admin, bil mein dubak gya hai..hahahah!!
@ab n d(deepk) good evening!!
Ek Mohabbat hi nahi hoti duniya mein dard ki wajah…
Gaalib..
Zip main fasi Lulli bhi Gaand faad deti hai..! ;-)
Santa ki gaand me funsi nikal aai.
Wo shisa laga kar dekh raha tha.
Tabhi uska lund khada ho gaya.
Santa bola-
Baith ja bhosdi ke, ye apni hi gaand hai! :P
A woman complains to her mother: ‘I’m divorcing Kuldip… all he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of 1 rupee coin. It used to be the size of a 25 paise coin earlier…..
‘Mother responds: Dear, ‘You’re married to a crorepati lawyer … you live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Amritsar, you drive a Mercedes 300SEL … you get 100,000 a week allowance…you take 6 vacations a year……….
and you want to throw everythng away just for 75 paise? :-) :P
Kisi ne kya khoob kaha hai…
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Tanhai is kadar raas aa gayi hai.. ki..
…apna saaya bhi sath ho to bheed si lagti hai…
waah kya baat kah di deepak bhai..!
Is she a Virgin?
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A fellow talking to his friend says, “How can I tell if my girl is a virgin ?”
Friend tells him, “You have to wait till your wedding night, you show it to her and ask what it is. If she calls it a penis, she’s a virgin. If she says it’s a cock, she’s been around.”
So the guy gets married, and in the hotel room he flips it out to her and says “What is this?”
“That’s a penis!” she replies.
“Great,” he sighs, “I thought you were going to call it a cock.”
“Of course not! A cock is twice as big!
hahahahahahaha
very gud joke
gd evng frndz
hw r u all??
Judge: tumhari aakhri khwaish..?
Mujrim: aap ki beti se shaadi,
blackbery bold,
Apple i-phone,
100 crore rupaye
US ka visa,
2 saal ka honeymoon,
6-7 bacche jo aapko nana nana
or mujhe papa papa kahe,
or main unki shaadi karwa dun,
uske baad aap jo bhi faisla doge mujhe manzoor hoga…
Judge: (zor se haste hue, jumps on table) muuh me le le mera….
meri koi beti hi nahi hai, Taang do madarchod ko..! :P :-D
Arz kiya-
“Chut ne kaha lund se chud jane k bad,
“Chut ne kaha lund se chud jane k baad,
“Dekho kaise sharma k Baitha hai bhosdi ke…
“Matlab nikal jane k baad..! ;-)
Wah!! Wah!! Nitesh bro
Ladka:
thumak thumak ke chalti ho,
kya maar dalogi,
thodi si hume bhi de do,
iska kya achaar dalogi,
Ladki:
thumak thumak ke chalti hu,
meri chaal hi aisi hai,
apni maa behan ki kyun nahi leta,
sabki ek jaisi hai
Ladka :
50000 kamata hu,
1 lakh lutata hu,
tere jaisi ko toh main apne lund pe bithata hu
ladki :
50000 kamata hai,
1 lakh lutata hai,
baaki ke 50 kya apni ma chuda ke laata hai..! :P
Asia’s most versatile sound..”Bhenchod”
In 8 diff moods
ANGER : hatt bhenchod!
FRUSTRATION : sab chutiye hai bhenchod..
ACCEPTANCE : sahi hai bhenchod.
REJECTION : gand mara bhenchod..
FEAR : bhenchod ab kya hoga.
SORROW : bhenchod maa bhen ek ho gayi..
SHOCK : Bhennnn…Chhod d..!
And last one
CELEBRATION : Oye Bhenchood !
hehehe agreed with you ! but its not on all Asia!
Nitesh bro good joke
28 khilane ki kya zarurat thi sali ko uski chu@$=t me khuch ziyada hi aag thi
ek sardar ne ptni k sath sex krne ka anokha tarika nikala ptni ko diwar se chipka k khada kya aur bola me bhag k aata hu maja ayega
sardar ko tez bhagta hua dekh kr ptni dr k site hui sardar ka lund diwar se takra k chil gaya sardar gussa hua usne apne lund pe patti bandhi me phir aata hu ab mat hatna
sardar bhagke aaya aur sidha ptni ki chut me gusa diya kafi der k bad ptni ne kaha nikalo ji sardar ne jab lund nikala to patti ander hi reh gai
ptni ne kaha ye kya ji
sardar oye tusi fiqr na kr hamara puttar undar se hi pagdi band kr aayega
gud evng guys….!
Nd jay bhai nxt tym koi mst wali shayri likh ke laana mujh pe ya meri gf pe..!
Niteshji ap btech kis year me h or chattisgarh se belong krte ho kya
Navya jee main 2nd year me hu..!
Nd its a again main bihar se hu..!
Aap btao aapne admsn kaha liya means kis clg me..?
@ Nitesh bro. mai ek shayari likh raha hun , jo aap apni gf ko send kar saktey hai..
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na he Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti.
Isliye Sab Chhod kuch chor char Kar
Ab Tumhare swimming pool me nahane ko Jee Chahta Hai :P :) :) :P
Nice one goodevening friends how r u all ?what’s running on?
nitesh samosay…..gud jokes
some of them i had cracked during my college days
nitesh if u want any book, design, and software regarding civil engrng ….i can help u….
thanx a ton @deleted jee…!
}Jb mujhe uski jarurat aayi 2 jarur aapko yaad karunga..!
Nd aap abhi koi job bhi karte hai..? yaa sirf MBA..!
i m working with fortune 500 company…..India’ s maharatna company….already worked with two PSU …..once as design engineer …..and also owns national record in fastest tunneling in india…in one month…
fortune is not a mahartna compny..
16 saal ki umar me:
1 baar kiya to khoon aaya…
2 baar kiya to dard hua :]xx
3 baar kiya to jalan hui…
4 baar kiya to Smoothly hua… ♥♥
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“Kamino SHAVING ka anubhav bata raha hu”! :P
Jaisa baap baisa beta…..wah admin bro tune to inhe tajmahal hi dikha diya free me
hye frndzz how are you????
Sab kuch hy mere pas par dil ki dawa nahi,
Door wo mujhse hy par main khafa nahi,
Malum hy ab b pyar karia hy mujhse,
Wo thodu si ziddi hy magar bewafa nahi.
Hum to kehty they keh hum pathr dil ho
chuky hain,
Mgr, Azmaish e waqt pr phoool sy bhe
naram nikly…!!!
Dosto!!!!!!!!!
Saari umr hum
Guest service main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Saari umr hum
Guest service main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Kandhon ko laptop
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Guest se jhoot bolna tho khud
Manager ne sikhaya
Medical ki joothi report laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi
Guest service kar kar ke pada Dimag pe
FRONT OFFICE, F B, FOOD PRODUCTION AND HOUSE KEEPING ka bukhar.
Is Project ne to sala poora..
Poora bheja pakka daala
Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do
Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do
Saari umru hum
Guest service main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
*GOOD evening FRIENDs*
for jay..tumne mujhse kha tha..kbhi kisi se itni najdikiya mat badhana ki door ho jaane pr tum toot kr bikhr jao..
mein khta hoon…mein kbhi bikhr nhi sakta…mein kbhi toot nhi sakta…tumhra jo mere 7 ka rishta tha hai aur jo rhega woh ..pyaar se khin jada hai..aur rahega…kyunki tumhra naam lekar mujhe shaanti aur sukoon milta hai…baki koi meri zindgi mein aae ya naa aae!!
…….i want to be yours friend 4ever……..
@Sweetheart, Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Magar kambakhat Sali sadak hi seedhi nikali :( :( :(
Sweetheart, Maine kabhi tumse ye bhi kaha thha ki mai tumse aise he pyar karta rahunga,
Aur agar kabhi pyar karna kam kar diya to samjh lena ke meri …….. ho gayi :) :) :)
tum ……… iske baad bhi mujhme base rahoge…forever!!
What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!
ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the…
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kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..
Ek Kissan anaj ki boriyan lekar bailgadi se ja raha tha.
Sipahi ne rok kar pucha : Kya Hai..??
Kisan: Saheb, ‘Gehoon’
Sipahi: Abe, kya baat haui… le haath mila.. , mai bhi ‘Gay Hoon”….
@Sweetheart, Itna khusnasib to hum na thhe
Hamari Taqdeer me sitam kam na thhe
Fir kyu hum khuda ko itna bhaa gaye ?
Ki Banakar Dost tum Hamari zindgi me aa gaye :P
very nice jay!! tc!!
Aansun Tera Gire To Ankhen Mere Ho,
Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Bhagwan Kare Humari Dosti Itni Gahre Ho Ki
Naukari Tum Karo Aur SalaryMeri Ho…:D :)
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*gOoD.9yT*
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Welcome to the BED FM Radio Station WiTh. ••••DJ Aby••••.
We’re playing Sweet Dreams by $$a.m.
from his album titled “Good Night”.
gud mrng….frnds
hahaha