Bachhe Aisi Paida Hote Hai
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Class Mein Golu Ne Teacher Se Pucha
Golu: “Mam Bachhe Kaisi Paida Hota Hai?”
Teacher Samjhate Hue: “Asman Se Ek Sunder Si Pari Aati Hai, Aur Maa Ke Takiye Ke Niche Ek Fool Rakh Ke Chali Jati Hai, Aur Agle Din Vo Ek Nanha Sa Bacha Ban Jata Hai”
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Pappu: “Madam Ji, To Kya Wo Thoka Thukayi Wala Kam Ab Band Ho Gaya Hai“
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Hahahaha abe chup!!!!!
Isme hansne wali kaunsi baat ha
sala jab dekho daant bahar aur jeeb upar hoti ha
Admin bro isme esa tha ki pappu ke aunty ko bacha hota hai to pappu aunty se pu6ta he aunty bacha kese hota he to aunty batati he ki pappu beta aasman se ek pari udte udte bacha leke aati he or ma ke godi me rakh ke chali jati he
Pappu chokta he
Aaila chodne wala system khatam ho gaya kya?
abe jo sab ne suna hai vo hi sunane ka kya fayda.. and heheh aaj kal to hamare users pappu se jyada uski teacher ki wait karte hai
arrreee aiee adminwa hamra dost banega ka.
Savita aunty aapse ajuba ka ajuba jesa hi sawal vo konsi chiz he jo khichne se 6oti hoti he
Cigerate….
Abhisek ye ajuba jesa sawal to savita aunty ke liye tha by the way answer is corect
Good Joke Babaji…
Aur Baba Ji.. Like Aur Send Ka Option Bhi Yaha Aa Gaya.. Bahut Badhiya.. Ab Kam Se Kam Facebook Ko Kholna To Nahi Padega.. Hurrrrrrrrrrrr.
hi… hw r u? n frm wr r u?
Hi.. I Am Fine And From Lucknow. And You?
I Am Fine And Belong To Lucknow. What About You?
mam:kon sa thoka thukai wala kaam.?
pappu:oh mam aap itna bhi nahi samjhti….jab koi…***************************..
mam:shockd…cm hre pappu…chalo principle mam k pass avi tumhari saari baat batati hoon.
pappu:mam kon si thokan thukai wali…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..great joke admin..ha ha!
hi friends,
How r u all.
tc
i m f9,savita ji, aap sunao…aaapka 8 or 6 years ke kids wala joke bahut achcha laga… he he he
Thanks Pankajji
one chocolate for u.Itni tareef ke liye hehe.
yammmiii, veryyy testy & sweet savita ji, thanks for choklt….yamm yammm
i love you savita jaan yar jawab to deadeya kro
arre chhote bheem ye i love you kitni ladkiyon ko bolega bhai?
Hehe bheemraj ji ab tk ap kitni gals i lv u keh chuke ho?
hum theek hain savita ji aur sunao kya ho raha hai?
2Much work load yaar so not giving proper response.
but feels much relax after reading ur comment, thanks 2 sameer n all of u.
tc
hello dear savita…….me 2 theek hoon
tum sunao,Yaar kaise ho
or pappu ko smjhao,aajkal usko khurk bhut hoti hai
jo kisi dusre ka jwab dene ki jaldi rehti hai
I m fine savita ji ap kese ho?
aiee chidiya kaisee hai ree?
Hello
h! Jaanu………
Really teaching is much hard work now a days.
whats say guys?
Hello, i m princy. Kya aap sab(divya, anju, admin, prince, jay, mithu etc. ) mere friends banoge?
princy … mujhse to kaha hi nahi …..bu huhuhuhu…huhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Hi Princy kaisi ho
achha hua aap aa gaue hamara prince kab se aapni princy ka w8 kr rahe the
ab prince ka b mann lagega
divya i m fine. and hows u?
hi divya , hw ru
aapko bhut chinta ho rahi hai prince ki prince ki princy to koi or hai
ye aap b janti ho
Prince ji aapne muje mithu kaha. Aapka bahooot bahooot shukriya. Prince ji ma aapka friend ban na pasand karunga
welcom you
Kisi Ne Sach Kaha Hai Ki Muth Maarne Se Nazar Kamjor Ho Jaati Hai.. Ha Ha Ha.. Abe Bhai Dekh to Lo ki Price Likha Hai Ya Princy? yup!
thx to aaj se hum sab friends hein . pankaj aap bhe
Mutth(Handle) maarne se ankh kamzor hoti hai, ye to thik hai par dimaag bhi kamzor ho jata hai ye pehli baar dekha he..he..
Muthmar ji me na us rkumar ko pakadkr uski tange tod kr use ped se bandh dugi aur use ped se kvi chhodungi nhi to ap aur matrix v jarur ayega ap dono ko bda shonk h pakde jane aur fir na chhutne ka ap dono k sath v me rkumar jesa karungi
H! Princy……….hello kaise ho
agr apne dosto mera naam shamil na kia to
tumhe zindagi bhar "to be hanged til end" ki sjha di jayegi(Jubaan bahar)
hehehehe…………
hahahahaha acha hai. Lakin shayad Admin Tm Ye Joke Pehle B Daal Chuke Ho.
hahahaha ye saalaa pappu no. 1 ka haraami he ,kaheen pe nahi chook taa he,
jo bhi man me aataa he bak detaa he .
hehee
nice joke,but modified he.kisee puraane joke ka.
@Dosto,….aaj maine apne dushmank kapde aag k hawale kar dia….ab kucch bacha hai to sirf raakh…..usse meri 3mnts pehle dosti hui thi..woh pehle hi din se kharab laga….usne mera majak udaya…mujhe tension diya…mere nature ko samjha nahi, usne mere maa baap tak ko gaali di…usne mujhe bahut kucch ulta sidha kaha…usne mujhse ladai bhi karni chahi…tab bhi mene use bura nahi kaha…woh kalank tha…ab mein usse bahut door hoon…ab woh mere liye sirf bura sapna hai….ab uski photos n videos bus delete karni hai…..******** tu kavi kisi k 7 nahi rah sakta go to hell!..
oooyyyeeeeeeeeee dheeraj, kahi wo m to nahi hu..??? 1 baar mujhe maaf karde doooost… (just joking) are yaaar , jo chala gaya use bhoool jaa, wo tere laayak nahi tha…tere paas dosto ki kami nahi hai yaaar, hum sab hai na….
Ye madam bhi na…baccho ko galat shiksha kyu de rahi hai…Aajkal aisi batein to sabhi ko malum hai..Phir, Pappu to Pappu hai ! 1 number ka harami…usse kaise malum nahi hoga…hahahaha !
Such me bachho ko padhana kafi mushkil hain
hello ji kaise ho ap Mr Admin ji, ache hi hogey ap toh
prince ji ap tension mt lijiye apko pal do pal k liye puri life k liye pyar milega bs w8 kijiye ap apni princess ka
jay ji kaha gayab ho ap?
Divya ji, panchi ji hum thik hain ab.
Or koi toh reply kerta nhi to ab sirf all frnds tc hehehe
tumhe kya…
Rahn De Ni Rahn De Noi Rahn De… Jis Haal Chh Asi Haan Sanu Rahn De… Juthiya Tasalliya Na De…. Sanu Rondeya Jawani Katt Len De Juthiya Tasslliya Na De
(Rahne De Yaar Tu Rahne De, Jis Hal Mein Main Hun Mujhe Rahne De, Juthiya Tasalliya Na De, Mujhe Rote Hue Ye Jawani Kaat Lene De, Juthiya Tassliya Na De)
Asli maja sun ne ka lena hai to punjabi seekh
Ap sikha dijiye na panjabi
ok number de on live sikhaunga :p
H! Dear Rashii……Jaanu,mood mat khrab kro
me hoon tumare lye………
now smile:-)
n cheerup,be a gud grl……
Fir se num admin ji aise hi sikha dijiye na kaam chalau hehe
Naresh ji thnx ji bt no thnx hehehe
Panchi ji pehle thodi problm me thi per ab sb thik hain
prince ji aamin hehehe
Ab thik h ka kya matlb pehle kya chal ra tha?
So Sweet Rashi Ji.. Hum Bhi Bhagwaan Se Dua Karenge Ki Wo Aap Ko Apne Sapno Ka Prince De…
Aur Kaisi Hain Aap?
Ek Princy Yaha Bhi Hain… Ab Bhagwaan Se Dua Kariyega Ki Ye Princy Hi Ho..
hi.rashi how r u?
M ok & u?
Aap sab ne answer nahi diya? Kya aap mere friends banoge?
ha princy ji main aapka friend banuga.aaj se hum dono friends hain.
areeeeeeeeeee, ab kya stamp pr likh kar de….? yaha per sabhi aaapas me frnds hi hai dear…….ha ha ha
Your most welcome 'Princy'.hum hain na tumhare best friend.waise is site pe sabhi log kafi intrested hain…..
h! Princy……..yahan pe sb frnds hi hai
or haan agr reply ka itna hi shonk hai 2,
esa doonga ke tum kahogi ke bas kro.
hehheheh……….
Hum Ek Hi Surat Me Aapke Dost Banenge… Aapko Apne Naam Ke Aage.. The Bad Girl Ki Punchh Lagaani Padegi.. Jaise Humne Laga Rakhi Hai.. Manjur Hai?
A boy got rejected nd a gal got selected in d interview 4 d same reason.
Frnds wats d reason? Ans me
Dono ki shirt ke age ke 2 buttons khulle the…
aur ladki ne boss ko kaha tha.. typing aur shorthand ka kya hai ye to kisi ko bhi sikhayi ja sakti hai ;) baki kam aane chahiye na
admn bro, mere comm. subah se hi waiting me aa rahe hai… zara chck kar lo yaaar…
or aaaj koi joke bhi post nahi kiya, tabiyat to theek hai naa……dr… ko bhejuuu kyaa?????? hehehe
Rashii ko bhej de na
lekin rashii to janwaro ki dr. hai….hehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@panky panky panky….4 u…2mse milna baaten karna bada accha lagta hai..kya hai yeh q hai yeh jo bhi hai bada accha lagta hai…ha ha ha!!
@jay…kaise batae q 2m ko chahe yaara bata na paye…ha ha ha!
@shiven,..dum maro dum mit jae hum bolo subh sham hare krishna hare raam..he he.
@hi prince, hi rahul, hi raj bin, hi p.m,hi mii2.bhaiya ,hi anujjjjj,
@hello rashii di, hello sis panchii, hello sis divya,hello sis savita,welcm princy.
hello dhiraj.. tere mere beech m kaisa hai bandhn anjaaaaana. tune hahi jana, maine nahi jaana……….he he he
jaankar dukh hua mere pucche gaye sawaal ka koi ans nahi de paya…so bad…
ans tha 10 eggs…qk makki 12mnt survive karegi to na 120 eggs degi…
Raj ap jb tak free nhi ho jatey hum apko tb tak cmt nhi kerege
pyarmohan ji kaise ho ap?
Wanted ji aj koi shyari nhi :-|
hey ek baar mein kisi auto jaa raha tha usme ek 5saalr7 ka ladka tha woh itni gandi-2 sex ki galiya de raha tha waa2say!!…uski koi problm thi hospital jaa raha tha…auto wale se bol raha tha abe madarchod gadi jaldi-2 chala….chutiye bhenchod gaadi jaldi chala…driver 20 saal ka tha aur muskura raha tha…mujhe hansi aur gussa dono aa raha tha…maa baap bhi gd knws.
Ek bar baba sexidas se unke kisi kameene bhakt ne pucha ki wife aur girl frnd me kya antar hota hai to baba gi ne ans. Diya.
.
Girl frnds r like radio mirchi " Its hot its no. 1"
and wifes r like Red fm "Bajate raho"
Joke accha hai par 'maine pyar kun kiya ' film ka dilogue hai
Hi frnds new here & admin nice joke par suna hua hai
Nice joke par suna hua hai
yr guys that was a bad joke…
To kyu padha behen
Panchhi mera man kia to mene pad lia ..But mujhe ni pta tha ki vo itna ganda jok hoga….
panchi , tumne AK47 dikha dii mjhe, ab soch samaajh kar comm. karna padega , pata nahi tum kab gun chala do gusse me, yaar abhi mne duniya me kuch bhi enjoyy nhi kiya….he he he
Aare Panchii g rajniti chhodkar ye kam kb se start kr diya. Pankaj bhai daro mat panchii g ki Ak47 me goliya hai hi nahi.
Ok sneha jii @haan pankaj ab jra soch kr cment dena samjha kya chikne…. @shivu ab meri leader h hmari party ko chhod kr chali gai h to me rajniti me rehkr kya karu!? Vese tmne thik kaha mere AK47 h pr bina goliyo k kyuki usme mene colour vala pani bhara h hehehe jisse me logo ko pareshan krti hu aur bacho k sath khelti hu
@princy dont worry muj se kar lo dosti….fayde me rahogi…
chalo koi ni..is site pe aapka me sabhi ki or se WELCOME karta hu..
@divya,rashi,anjali,punchi,savita..kese ho mauj me ho na
Hum thik hain kapil ji ap kaha khoye ho?
Yaar admin muje is baat ka bahut bura lagta ha ki kai cmnts ka reply option hi nai hota. Yaar iski satting kar plzzzzz
abe to uske uper wale comment pe dekh liya kar usmein milega.. ultimately aayega to uske niche hi
Divyyyyyyyyyya kya ho gaya tume kiska kr diya tumne kaam tamam…itna gussa theek nhi hota dear..
mai kab gussa hui yaar or kis baat pe hui ye to bata do
Gandhiji ne kaha tha bura mat dekho..bura mat suno..aur bura mat kaho…
gandhiji aap dekh lijie hum yanha aise koi cheez nahi kar rahe hai..kya kar rahe hain batata hoon..
1..aankho se padthe hai..
2..yanha sunai kucch nahi deta.
3..yanha koi kahta nai bus likhta hai..
toh gandhi ji aapke asli bandar or bandariya admin ki site pe hain..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!…tc gandhiji kavi india ghumne aaeyga bandar aur bandario se milne k liye…ha ha!.
Admin – mere bhai ek baat puchna tha tumse ye Angel Z.k ROSY hai naa sach sach batana warna nhi batana, mujhe to shak nhi yakin hai tere ko kya lagta hai
Rashii g – thik kaha aapne jab me free ho jau tabhi baat karna
panchhi – rkumark ko chhoda mat sale math..ch ki himmat kaise hui hume gali dene ko hehe
na bachha na tu to pagal cum chutiya jyada ho gaya hai hehehehe har jagha vo hi najar aati hai..
arey vo to mere pas mere ghar mein bacho ko khila rahi hai
aur ye angel jo bhi hai Saudi Arabia Riyadh se hai
Panchhi hhaahhaahaha ha ha hahaha funny name …… OK sry plz dnt mind ..
Sneha apki tabiyt to thik h na?kyuki aesa koi tb h bolta h jb usse mirchi lgti h…hehehehehe
panchhi g me bahut sari chocolates khati hu to mujhe mirchi ni lagti hahaha ..
pankaj kaise ho
@Dhiraj gaali mat diya karo yar achhi baat nhi hoti
m f9 divya ji…????
prince ji ap to aap khus ho na aapki princy b aa gai hai akhir kar Admin ji aapki princy ko le hi aaye hai na
Jay kya hua aapko aap to dikhai nhi de rahe ho kahi thand to nhi lag gai aapko
Admin ji Kaisi chal rahi hai aapki life
bas usi din mast nikla tha din jis din subha subha tumhara fon aya thha ;)
rashi aapke exam start hone wale hai na
anjali yar tum to gayb ho gai ho
punchi kaisi ho
savita ji kaha the itne dino tak
aapke bina puche hi bata deta hu divya ji m theek hu….he he he n hw r u..????
divya tum kesi ho aur main tumhare coments ka intizaar karunga
hello adminis. yar joke to bhut mst hai bhai.
teacher apne students ko ullu bana rahi thi lekin use malum nhi k aaj kal ke bache bade bad me hote hai or unko sab bato ki knowledge pahle ho jati hai . khas tor par jab papu jaisa students ho .
Hi frnds hw r u doing all ?
Inaam 10000Rs
Can anyone tel me where is sheela???
sasural mein
Ha Ha Ha..
Bhai inam tum hi rakh lo aur sheela hume de do
bahi sheela to jawan ho gai ab uska para nahi chal sakta pata nahi kish kothey par bethi hogi, hooolala kar rhai hogi
isi kehte hai joke ka baap .
gulo ne to madam ki le liiiii.
kya baat
kya baaat
kya baaaaaaaaaaaat
bahuuuuuuuuuuuuut mastttttttttttt
Hi divya kese ho ji?
hi dabang 007 aaj ke gulu baut tez hai apki sheela ke 7..7 munni ka bhi pata laga denge.