Bachhe Ka Naam Kya Hoga

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Sex Ke Waqt Ladki Apni Tange Faila Ke Boyfriend Se Puchti Hai.

Ladki: “Hamare Bache Ka Naam Kya Hoga?

Ladka Condom Pehan Ke Bola: “Iske Baad Bhi Ho Gaya To Jaadu Rakhenge

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32 Responses to "Bachhe Ka Naam Kya Hoga"

  1. Jay says:

    Hi Dosto,
    Good Morning !!!!!!!!!
    Aap log kaise hai ??
    Kya abhi bhi aap log busy hai jo yaha par comments nahi kar paa rahe hai. Ab to DASHARA or DIWALI bhi beet gayi Ab to free ho jana chahiye aur Kuch yaha par bhi Dhoom – Dhadaka hona chahiye. So dosto plz. come on….

    • Asif says:

      Jai bro, hum to yahin hain. Waise aap hi kuch din se gayab the . Kahan the itne din? Aur hum to ek dum mast hain. Aap apni sunaiye.. Aap kaise hain?

      • Jay says:

        Asif Bhai Jaan, Hum to Aap dosto ki duwayo se bade hi maze se hai. Kuch Kaam me busy ho Jane ki vajah se regular time nahi de paa rahe hai.

  2. anshul says:

    hehehehehehehe babaji mast hai. jaadu. hehehehe koi mil gaya ka jaadu. hehehehe .

    mausam.jay.imran.babaji.rashi.divya.panchi.raavan.arush.prince. and all friends aap sab kaise ho . kamino thik hi rahna kharab ho gaye to doctar se sui lagwa dunga hehehehehe.

  3. anshul says:

    kher bhut din baad aaya or suruaat is jokes se hui ab to sab accha hi hoga .

  4. anshul says:

    babaji aapka last jokes esi baatein bhulni nahi chahiye ka tital galat tha uska tital esi kaam mai bhool nahi honi chahiye hona tha. hehehehehehehehe

  5. Jay says:

    Mehfil Ko Yaaro Jabh Bhi Sajaya Gaya,

    Usme Mujhe ISHARO Se BULAYA Gaya,

    Jab Bhi ZARURAT Padi Unhe Roshni Ki,

    To Mujh GAREEB ka hi Dil Jalaya Gaya…..

  6. Dhiraj says:

    bacche ka naam king khali hoga……….:?)

  7. Jay says:

    Dhiraj & All frnds,
    Dosto ki kami ko Pahchantey hai hum,
    Duniya ke gamo ko bhi jantey hai hum.
    Aap jaise Kuch dosto ka hi Sahara hai,
    Nahi to kab k Admin ki ye nvg duniya chor jatey hum..

    Yaaro tum sab ke comments ko padhkar mai apne aap ko Comments karne pe control nahi kar pata hun, Aur jab comments karne lagta hun to Admin ki Gand me bina Ungali kiye Mujhe Chain nahi Aata hai. Aur ye Admin Bhosadi ke etana Bewafa hai ki …??
    Kya kahu ?????
    Choro yaro jane do us baat ko nahi to phir Admin Bhosadi ke GAnd me Mirchi lagne lagegi:P

  8. Jay says:

    Rashii dear,
    Kabhi-Kabhi Bejaan Lamhoon me Aapki Yaad Holay Se.
    Koi Sargoshi Karti hai aur Ye Palkain Bheeg Jaati Hai.
    Do Aansoon Toot Girtay Hain aur Mai Palkoon Ko Jhuka leta Hun.
    Bina Wajah hi Muskurata hun, Mai Kewal itna He Kehta Hun.
    Mujhe Aap Kitna Satati Hai. Mujhe Aap Bahut Yaad Aati Hai.

    “I MiSS U So Much”

  9. Veer G says:

    anshul beta tu delhi kab aa rha hai

  10. anshul says:

    hehehehehe jay mere dost jyada rashii ji yaad kar rela hai. heheheheh

    • Jay says:

      Yaar Veeru (Ansul) Aisi baat nahi rey, kee kewal Rashii dear ki hi yaad aati hai, BAsanti ko jab dekhta hun to Teri bhi yaad aa jati hai:P

      • anshul says:

        hehehehehehe basanti or mera to janam janam ka saath hai. dhyan hai tune hi mere shaadi ki baat basanti ki maa se ki thi. hehehehe or to or tune hi meri ijaat rakhi thi jab mai basanti ko nishana lagana sikha raha tha. hehehe dhyan hai ya bhul gaya. kya din the wo. hehehe

  11. Dhiraj says:

    @matrix……tum to kaafi samajhdar ho chuke ho..:?)
    tummein abhi bhi bhartiyata shamil hai..jay.to ab arabian ho chuka hai..:?)
    mein to half american half indian hoon:?)
    tumhari hat badi mast hai..:?)
    dekho jay ko gali dunga woh thoda sa bhi naaraj nahi hoga…look:?)

    abe jay bhosdike itna bhi mat sharma ki yeh dost haath se nikal jae.
    thodi raham kar bhen k lote..dhiraj rakh ladkia hazaar milengi..:?)
    saale kamine..maa ki aankh ..jaada bhaw khaega saari ladkio ko apne kaid main kar loonga
    aur saare ladke mere pass aenge..haha:?)
    kyuonki ladkia dhiraj ko jada follow karti hain kyuonki..dhiraj pe marti hain kyonki dhiraj unhe nahi milta hai..kyonki jo bhata hai so hota nahi hai..kyonki..jo nahi milta ladkia unhi ko jada chahti hai kyonki jo asaani se na mile woh heera hota hai..kyonki mitti to har jagah mil jaya karti hai..:?)

    • Jay says:

      hmmmmmmmm………Abey Bhosadi ke tum aur Admin to Baat mat karo.
      Tum dono ki Dosti k chakkar me mere pash jo Girls (gf) thhi wo sab bhi bhag gayi……buhuhu
      Ab tum dono ek-ek “G” do nahi to mai India Aakar Permanent life time ke liye ek “G” rakh lunga:P

  12. Rashii says:

    Gd noon ji
    Aj birthday hain kya kisi ka, jiska b hoga wo kanjus hi hoga party to dega nhi hehehe
    Happy Birthday Mr Sameer ji
    kitni age ho gyi apki hehe
    Jay dear ap hi gyab rhte ho, hum to apko miss hi krte rhte hain, kaise ho ap?
    WANTED ji ap kiske liye wanted ho jo yaha se gyab ho ap,
    sbhi frnds ko Happy Sunday

    • Admin says:

      27 :( and still virgin (from back) hehehehe

    • Jay says:

      Rashii dear mai es time office me bahut hi busy chal raha hun. Q k mai jis project par Kaam kar raha hun wo Handingover stage me hai Aur dusari baat mai 22-23 November tak India bhi aa raha hun. Jiski Vajah se workload bahut hi jyada hai. Office me to pure din busy rahne se Aapki yaad nahi aati hai, Lekin kambakht Raat me Ghar par Aa jaati hai aur Mujhe bahut pareshan karti hai……buhuhuhu

  13. Dhiraj says:

    saalo tum log itna bhi nahi jaante shiv bhagwan aur vishnu bhagwan ek dusre ko kaafi pasand karte the…aur unlogo k sambandh se ek putra ne janm liya tha…

    ladkio se samband banane se bacche ka janm ho sakta hai par pyaar ka koi gaurenti nahi..

    bhagwan agar chutiya(hetero) hota to gandu(homo) kabhi paida nahi hote…use commonsense.
    god is multysexuality…but hindu apne religion pe kam isai aur islam pr jada focus kar rahe hain…

    aaj humara india sex k issue mein 5000 saal purane logo se bhi gaye gujre hain..
    jab hindu dharm ban raha tha to khuda kya kar raha tha???????????????????

    • Jay says:

      Dhiraj ye tumhara comments hai esliye mai tumse kah raha hun aur request bhi kar raha hun kee please Dharam (religion) ya phir Devi Devtawo ka Example mat diya karo. Jaise mai Dosti ki aur Sabhi Rishto (Relations) ki kadar (respect) karta hun, Wasie hi mai Sabhi Dharmo ki bhi respect karta hun, Aur na hi mai kisi dharam ki burayi karta hun aur na hi sunte huye mujhe Accha lagta hai. So yaar please phir kabhi aisa mat karna….tc.

  14. Nilesh says:

    Hi dosto mai bahut din ke bad phir se aa gaya hu kaise ho aap sub?
    Diwali kaisi rahi aap logo ki ..?
    Please reply me dosto!

  15. sunny says:

    thode aur achhe jokes post karo admin

  16. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:

    good joke

  17. arjun chaurasiya says:

    Ho Rahi Thi Aadhi Rat, Arjun ne Thama Dropti ka Hath,
    Dropdi ne Boli Arjun tum ho Gandu, Kyoni Tumhare Pita Thhe Pandu.
    Maja to Aata Hoga Lene me Bhil ka, Jaise Ghus Raha ho Tana Neem Ka. Nakul Sahdev to Abhi Bachhe Hai, Chodan Kriya Me Kachhe Hai. yadi Jid Karta Hai to Choot Dikhla Deti Hun Muth Marna Sikhla deti hun. yudhistir to hai barhmchari, jisne meri choot abi tak nahi mari. tum marmeri gand, kyonki ye choot hai bhim ke nam.

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