Bada Lund Sabhi Ko Chahiye Hota Hai

Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha

Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli

Ladki: “Wow, Mujhe Bhi Chahiye

Santa Bola: “Abe To Dekh Kya Rahi Hai, Jaldi Se Ek Cup Le Aa, Susu Khatam Hone Wala Hai

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 31 May 2014  15 Comments  68,004

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Santa Susu Kar Raha Tha, 1 Girl Ne Uska Bada Lunnd Dekha Aur Boli- Wow, Mujhe Ye Chahiye. Santa- Jaldi Se 1 Cup Le Aa, Susu Finish Hone Wali Hai.

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Ek Sawal Jo Aaj Tak Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aaya Ladki Jab Roti Hai To Wo Aankhon Ki Bajaye, Muh Par Kyun Hath Rakhti Ha

  15 Comments

  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    he he he….ye ladkiya b na l…. dekhne ke baad apne apko rok paati hain…

    @MAUSAM yaar aisi koi baat ni he yaar narazgi ka to sawal hi nhi hai…..ab tum hi dekh lo PUNCHI ji ko me na jane kya kya bolta rehta hu lekin kabhi b ura nhi manti..akhir pyaar b to utna hi karta hu na use…..wese MAUSAM tuje raaj ki baat batau to punchi aur mene mandir me shadi ki thi…..

    1. Mausam says:

      haha haha

      itna bhi Bev koof nhi he santa wo samjha rha he ki ladki kiske liye bol rhee he,hahah.

      @ Ok kapil bhai,wo to main tumhaari mazburi samjh saktaa hoon,kyu ki abhi panchchhi ji nabalig hain iseeliye yaar tum logo ko mandir me shaadi karnee padee hogi,ok dont worry main ye baat kisee ko nhi bataunga.thanx yaar ki tune mujhe apna raj batane ke kabil samjha,waise ye kon si shaadii thi 18vi,19vi ya 20vi hehehe

      @ Panchhii ji waise aap kab baalig ho rhee hain.kyu ki ab shadi to ho chuki hi he aapki kapil se,lekin divirce to baalig hone ke baad hi mil sakega,aur tabhi uski agli shadii ho saktee he.ye kapil bhi na jaane kitnee shaadiyaa karega……….. hehehhe

  2. Jackson says:

    adim bhai, agar hame sexy wallpaper down load karna hi hein to net par bahut sari websites hei, so please, apne non vej joke website ke screen pe asie sexy wall papers mat dalna kyonki sab ke samne aapke jokes padha nahi jate…. ya phir ye website dekhni band karni padengi… please, don't mind and be helpful.

    1. Admin says:

      Jackson, thanks for the suggestion but yaar mene jo wallpaper lagaye hai vo sexy kidhar hai.. normal celebrities ke hi to hai

      Fir bhi lets see other users kya kahte hai.. agar sabko is cheez se aitraj hua to main kuch na kuch karunga.

      Update: Ok dear yes you are right ismein kuch bikini wallpapers hai, jo ki sabke samne nahi dekhe jate. So mene ab wallpapers ko change kar diya hai. ab sirf ache aur cute wallpapers hi dikhayi denge.. Ab thik hai na

      Waiting for your suggestions

  3. savita says:

    Lagta hai ye samta dhobi wale santa se alag hai.hehehehe

    susra har baar different role play karta hai.

    Kabhi blkul innocent n kabhi ?????

  4. Madhav says:

    Dear Sir/Madam
    Please mujhe batayen ki main apne lund ko kaise bada karun or mota. or sex karte time main jyada time kaise lagaun ?