Bade Lundwale Pe Shayari
Views: 52,048 - Posted on 01 Jan 2012
Kal Chodne Ki Raat Thi. Sub Ne Kiya Apna Khada,
Kuch Ne Kaha Mera Bada, Kuch Ne Kaha Uska Bada,
Hum Bhi Wahaan Mojood Thhe Hum Chup Rahe Bas Hans Diye,
“Jab Hum Ne Kiya Apna Khada Sub Ne Kaha Itna-Bada Itna-Bada“
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कल चोदने की रात थी, सब ने किया अपना खड़ा,
कुछ ने कहा मेरा बड़ा, कुछ ने कहा उसका बड़ा,
हम भी वहा मोजूद थे हम चुप रहे बस हंस दिए,
"जब हम ने किया अपना खड़ा सब ने कहा इतना-बड़ा, इतना-बड़ा"
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or mai choti nunni wala dekh raha tha khada khada
bhuhuhu hehehehe
@ admin , new year par kuch aache jokes publish kar yaar ….
Bhai main roj sirf ek acge jokes ki gurantee de sakta hu. Jo ki hamesha hota hai. Dont expect ki 3 jokes hi bhadiya honge
Baba sexidas ke sms ana kam ho gaye hai.
Vo tapasya mein leen hai
baba ji aap kis ki tapasya kar rahe h
lund dev ki ya chut devi ki hehehehe
baba ji aap jarur “shiv ling” (lund of hindu god shiv) ki tapasya kar rahe honge hehehehe
yaar admin tera lund kitne inch ka h hehehe
yaar new year per sabko tere lund ki lambai bata yaar
please baba ji apne lund ki lambai batao na
pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeee……….
Hmm itna bada to hai ki agar main teri G se ander dalu to tere dil pe gudgudi hogi hehehehe
hehehe baba ji apka lund lamba to h per gudgudi hona k bare mai jaan kr ek question man mai aa raha h
ki aapka lund h ya धागा
hehehehe
dalva ke dekh pata lag jayega
Devender ke to abhi se gudgudi honee shuru ho gayee lagtaa he heheheheheeh hahahahahaha
waise naye saal par ise baba ke lund ki lambaayee jaan ne ki kya aapadee,heheeh commen sense ki baat he hahahah
To menka ko bhej kar tapasey bang kar do
happy new year everybody
Tu to bat hi na kar be
yaar admin way2heart per lund chut ka bhi icon create karna yaar
Baba ki tapasaya bhag kro
kucch mein bhi bakwass likh doon..sab sochte hain..mera sirf ek hi rup hai yeh bhi ladko…i m very sorry aisa likhne k liye…
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aakhir iss choot ka kya khel hai..jisne sabko nachya..
meine bhi choot dekhi hai..lekin usmein kya hai kya hai..
aakhir iss choot main aisa kya hai..jiske peeche duniya marti hai..
koi mujhe samjaye koi mujhe bataye..aakhir iss choot mein kya hai..
ladko tumne iss chut mein kon saa swarg ka dwar dekha mujhe bhi batao..
duniya ne mujhse kaha..kya chut hai..dekh le..maje le bhai..
aakhir kya hai iss chut mein..koi mujhe batega ..
chut se koi gila nhi koi shikwa nahi..par iss chut ne kaisa roop dharan kia.
koi mujhe bataega chut raani ka raaz..kyun kia hai isne sabko deewana.
iss gungi choot ne sabki aisi ki taisi kr di..kya hai iss chut mein.
chut tu panty mein kyun nhi rahti..andhere mein kyun nhi rahti..
kyun tune hangama machya hai..kyun bhole bhale ladko ko tadpaya hai..
anuj ko tadpya,lanuj ko tadpaya ..ab kitne ladko ka naam likhu..
tuhi bata ae gungi chut..chut aakhir tera raaj kya hai..
chut chut satya hai..akhir kyun chut mahan hai..
chut ne ladko ko chutiya banaya yeh sach hai..
chut ki devi..tera raaj..tera jadu tu hi jaane..
chut aakhir kya hai..tujhmein..kya hai??gungi choot??
chut kisi k liye jaruri hai. to kisi k liye majburi
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Wah!! Dhiraj bhai?
Thanks…
Great effort hai ji Jokes ko HIndi me bhi likhna..
Kuchh bhi bol lo, jo maja hindi me bakchodi karne ya sunne ka hai, wo sala english me aa hi nahi sakta….