Bahu Ka Gussa Bhi Jayaz Hai
Views: 23,148 - Posted on 02 Apr 2011
Saas Ne Bahu Se Pucha
Saas: “Bahu, Jo Naye Chawal Aaye Hai Vo Kaisi Hai?”
Bahu Gusse Se: “Ekdum Aapke Bete Jaisi”
Saas Haraini Se: “Kya Matlab?”
Bahu: “Bilkul, Chadhte Hi Pak Jaate Hai Aur Paani Chod Dete Hai Fir Turant Hi Utarna Padte Hai“
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Wah!! Isse achha mujhe bula le. ek ghante se pahle nahi nahi utaregi.
yaar ghar todne waali baat mat kar…kal ko tere sath aisa ho gaya to..he he he..
waise 1 ghante wali baat kuch hazam nahi hui… shuru shuru me aisa hi hota hai… unlogo ki baat alag hai jinhe pahle se experience ho chuka hota hai apne gf ke sath..:D
Prince isme ghar todne wali koi baat nahi hai.
Mai to use maze dene ke liye keh raha hu.
frnds,
@Rashii, @Panchhi, @Rosy, @Matrix @Kapile @Wanted @Savita @Mausam how r u frnds?
hum ye kaise decide karenge k mosquitoes or housefly male hai ya female.
Simple yar,
4 boys,
agar woh hamare aage ki side baithe to female or pichhe ki side baithe to male and
4 girls,
Woh aap k aage ki side baithe ya pichhe ki side
male hi hoga
Itna samzane k baad b agar na samaz me aaye to pls. Savita se puch lena. Only n only she is explain u very well.
nahi viruji meri koi zaroorat nahi hai yahan sabhi bahut samajhdaar hain aur aap sabke teacher hehe.aur sabhi samajh gaye ki aapne kafi achchi research kee hui hai. hehehe
Hi Viru,main aapki dua se kushal mangal hoon,aap kaise hain,aapne yaad kiya bahut achchha laga,
Vaise sabhi log yaad karte hain kuchh directly aur kuchh indirectly.
thanx to all yaad karne ke liye.
sasu boli- koi baat nahi bahu, agle saal chawal ka pahele sample layenge or use check karenge.
Lekin bahu tu muze pota kab de rahi ho?
Bahu boli- chawal ka to thik hai agle saal check kar k layenge lekin aap k bete ka mai kya karu.
Agar aap k bete k bharose pe rahoge to lagta hai ye janam me aap ka pote ka sapna adhura hi rah jayega.
viruji v.gud try but bura mat maanna joke ke climax ke baare aap abhi hamare Sameerji ke muqawle chawal ki tarah kachche hain.just thnk agar ye hota ….
Bahu:sasuji chawal ka to theek hai ki sample leker lange agar tumhare beta ka bhi sample leker kiya hota to poton ki line lagi hoti….
sorry sameerji aap hi ka best hai hum dono ne to bus thoda sa try kia hai…agar jarasa bhi improve ho to boliyega.
Ji mera thoda sa alag hai
Saas ne bahut ko kha ki kuch b ho jaye use pota chahiye. bahu kuch na boli
next year vo pregnant ho gayi aur uske ladki hui..
saas boli arey mene to kaha thha k i pota cahiye
bahu gusse se boli: maaji aapke bete ke sahare rahti to "ye bhi na hoti"
hey admin mere paas ek idea hai, acha lage to jarur apply karna, kya aisa nhi ho sakta hai jaise user k comt k sath sath user picture v dikhe, ya koi wallpaper agar aisa hua to is site ki chamak aur badh jayegi, waise simple way me socho to ye kuch khas idea nhi hai, bt trust me isse ise site ki looks aur better ho jayegi,
Adult thanks for the suggestion. par is se ek problem ho jayegi dear jitni pics hogi page slow ho jayega. and server par load ayega so i dont want that.
Yeah agar aap log donations karna chahte ho to main soch sakta hun is bare mein. rite now server is out of budget and i m still managing. coz i always see people happy.
So ab soch raha hun ki agar koi user donation karna chahe to vo kar sake. coz there are so many people who wants ki roj aur jyada jokes aaye aur unko features mile.
Hehe roj ke 20000 new users aate hai yaar aur unemin se 1% yani 200 users bhi sirf 10 10 rs donate kare to 2000×30= 60000 ban jaata hai.. aur itna apisa 3 aur esi sites chalane ke liye kaafi hai dear. (dats y meri veg jokes ki site late ho rahi hai :)
idea to achcha hai..jo user employed hain wo to donation kar hi sakte hain.. wiase bhi free ka khana kuchh hazam nahi hota hai.. lekin 10-10 rupye tum donate karne do to na.. he he he.. itne me girlfriend ko chay pila denge.. jis din wo nahi piyegi tumhari site ko donate kar di jayegi… :D
prince thanks bhagwan se dua hai ki aapki gf hamesha chay peeti rahe. donation to chal jayegi par aapki gf nahi naraj honi chahiye
aur vese bhi tum log chinta na karo. donation mile na mile site chalegi.. but sirf donation isko improve karne mein madad karegi
Koi kare na kare lekin main jaroor donate karoonga…
kyonki yeh meri favorite site main ek hai…
Mukesh Bhai bahut bahut dhanayvaad. chinta na karo. bhagwan se pray karo ki kabhi donation leni hi na pade ese hi sab chlata rahe aur vo apna haath mere sir pe rakhe
Admin Bro.. Andar ki baat hai kisi ko bataiyega nahi..main yaha se kuch jokes copy paste maar ke apni gf ko bhi bhejta hoo. yaar badi khush hoti hain ye ladkiya. aise battisi dikhati hain jaisi poori duniya inke baap ki ho.. Donation to hum bhi karenge.. tum bus is par kaam me lag jao…
by the way mujhe aur bhi jokes chahiyen jo main unhe bhej sakun..
hain na bro?
jarur jarur aur chinta na karo.. donaton nahi b doge to jokes aana band nahi honge.
The only problem is ki daily users badte ja rahe hai and we have to move to the other big server dats y i need donations. but anyways abhi sab fine hai to chinta na karo. jab jarurat hogi main apne aap lene a ajaunga hehe aur teri gf se samjha
Joke padva padva ke usko hasata hai aur donation hum tere se lain esa ho hi nahi sakta hehehe jo hasega hum us se hi lenge
Hurray congrats all of u 2 win ………………… aaj India jeet gaya yaar aaj me sari raat nhi sone wala hu, dohri khushi mili hai, ek to india world cup jeeta aur dusra mere state, mere city ka naam roshan ho gaya yaar, ek din tha jab ranchi ka naam koi nahi janta tha bt dhoni k wajah se aaj pura desh ya ho sakta hai pura world jharkhand ko jaan gaya yaar, thanks a lot dhoniiiiiiiiiii
@ Admin – nahi yaar picture rahne de iski utni v jarurat nhi hai, mujhe laga tha pic ki wajah se shayad ye site slow ho jaye aur ye me nhi chahta, ye site fast hone k wajah se me har waqt isse connect rah sakta hu kahin v jau kam se kam mobile se tumhare jokes aur cmt to padh hi sakta hu…………………..aur rahi baat donation ki to he he he yaar mujhe tera calculation thik tarah se samajh nhi aaya, ek user ko kitna dena padega, 10/month OR 300/month, he he jo v ho me dene k liye ready hu
Oye bhatkti aatma filhal sab thik hai and thanks mera sath dene ke liye.
Aur mene kaha thha ki roj 20k users new aate hai bilkul new unmein se agar 100 user hamare efforts ko dekh ke sirf 10rs b donate kare to month ka 30k ban jata hai
Purane user to kayi mail karte hai ki we want to donate u montly taki aapki help jo sake aur aap dedicated hoke roj jyada se jyada jokes dalo. ek bhai ji to bole ki main apni salery ka 10% donation dunga.
Bas aap logo ka pyar hi kafi hai. Isi tarha se dil se sath rahna paisi ki koi kami nahi rahegi aapke is bhai ko
Cheers 4 Team India
Nice joke
hahahhha nice joke,
achchha example diya he bahu ne.
ek kahaawat maine suni he ki "Puraane chawal aur Puraani Sharaab achche hote hain"
jab naye chawal aate the na mausam bhai, bachpan ki baat bata raha hoo, to main unhe khata hi nahi tha.. mere liye mummy purane chawal ki hi bhat banati thi.. wo din the aur aaj ka din hai..kitna badal gaya hai insaan.. hai na.. :D
Acha hain
chawal=husband
hahahahahaha
hi cute admin ji kaise ho, kbhi reply b ker diya kijiye
kya ap koi veg site b khol rahe ho, btayiga jarrur us site k baare me
Mausam ji shyari se kaam mt chalayie kbhi baat b kijiyega
kapil ji mann ki ankhe kamjor hain, koi or upaay btayie hehe
m fine viru ji ap kaise ho, aapne btaya nhi ap hain koun?
Heartbeat ji mujhe sawan name ka nhi sawan mausam ka intejaar hai thn ap apna name change mt kijiyega, waise apka name hai kya? Hehe
Raj/Adust kb tak april fool bnaogae?
Savita ji ap he bta dijiye na meaning.
Dhiraj ji ab ap he mujhe bhul gaye ho
sheela ji exam khtm ho gaye ?
Hi sis
raavan ji where r u?
Hello abhi ji, matrix ji
where r u frnds?
Hlo rashii savita ne tumko fearness zodiac naam diya hai tumne mera naam pucha mera naam hai Parmjit singh
U r panjabi parmit ji
thnx mujhe meaning btane k liye,
admin ji iska mtlb ap naraj nhi hu
admin ji donate kaise kerte hai
Apna number deke. Jaisi hi number milega hum donation lene khud aa jayenge.
idea acha hai ladki se number ka.. aur maza to dekho apna kuchh bhi nahi gaya.. dono hatho me laddu.. main bhi kabhi try karta hoo.
thnks heartbeat
@Rashiji aapke liye
Yeh jo mosam hai ye guzar jayega, Dil us k bad shayed behel jayega, Uski bewafayi pr matam kiun kren, Mujhko malöom tha wo ek roz badal jaye ga.hehe
aapke paper kaise gaye plz don't say gud,nice,bahut achche evry body says same
something diff. hehe
Iss joke par bahut saare comments padhe ,bada mazaa aayaa.
Raashi ji,
aapse baat bhi ho hi rahee hain,aap bhi keejiye kuchh baat,lekin ek shaayri ka jawaab de rhaa hoon-
Nafrat karne se kabhi kuchh miltaa nhi,
Khwaab dekhne se phool kabhi khiltaa nahi,
Badalte dekha he hamne duliyaa badlne waalo ko,
Sirf mizaaz badaltaa he Mausam ka magar wo kabhi badalta nhi,
Raashi ji dua kartaa hoon ki aapke Marks aapki ummeed se achchhe aayain.
HeyyyyoooooooooooooAPNA india jit gyaaaaaaaa APNA INDIA JIT GYAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa yooooohhhhuuuuuuuuu
ya panchchiji
Ramsena again defeated Ravan sena in da land of Shiv Sena n won Sita(WorldCup) ko.
is site ke sabhi users n sameerji ki aur se Dhoni n puri Indian team ko bahut-222222 Badhai.
we All r proud that we r Indian.
Matrixji maine pahle bhi kaha tha ki mujhe kabhi bura nahi lagta mai keval achhi batain accept karti hun aur hamesha mast reheti hun baki leaveit
ye aapke liye…
2 Sardar baithe thy 1 sms likh raha tha, Usne doosre se poocha
yaar: “Hum sub ummeed se hain” isko english mai kaise likhen ge ?
Doosra bola: We all r pregnant.
Lecturer: write a Note on Gandhi Jayanthi…
Student Writes, “Gandhi Was a Great Man, Jayanthi is a super Figure. Gandhi loved Jayanthi. One day he proposed her.she told ok to Gandhi. At that day we r celebrating gandhi jayanthi.
Are admin bro roj ke rs 10 is se a66a 10 days ke rs 100 le lo to tumko lene me maja aaega or ham log ko dene me are pese yaar
abe mene tum logo ko nahi kaha.. main har ek naye bande pe misal di thhi aur hehe salo tum logo se 100 thode lunga hhe tum to hajaro dene wale ho
dua hai bhagwan tum logo ko itna de ki, khoob donate karo duniya mein aur logo ki madam karo aur tumhare khajane bhare rahe
he he he abe admin tu sach bata ek din me kitni baar madam likhta hai, mujhe to lagta hai harwaqt tu madam k baare me hi sochta rahta hai tabhi tu madad ki jagah madam hi likh raha hai d and m me kafi dooriya hai aur fark v ………. tu to tharki nikla yaar hahahahhaahahhaha
abe hehe bhatkti aatma vo kya hai rashii aaj kal subha sham mere dimag mein samayi hui hai. bas usi vajah se esa ho jata hai hehe
Aaila 1000? Mene socha saste me nipat jave isi liye rs 10 se rs 100 bola lekin admin bro to bade pakke lagte he 6odne wale nai kisi ko hahaha ok all the best
hehehe ajuba bhai.. mujhe pata hai hamare bhai log bade ameer hai isliye mene esa kaha.. aur chhodunga nahi re ghar aake hehe le jaunga donations