Bandar Ne Sher Ki Gaand Mar Li
Ek Baar Sher Ke Man Mein Sex Karne Ki Aa Gayi To Wo Bander Ko Bola.
Sher: “Aaja Gand Maarna Khelte Hai”
Bander: “Pehle Main Marunga“
Sher Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Theek Hai”
Bander Ne Ek Ghante Tak Sher Ki Tasalli Se Maari Aur Maarne Ke Baad Bhaag Gaya.
Sher Ko Bada Gussa Aya Aur Vo Bhi Uske Piche Bhaag Liya.
Dhundte Dhundte Sher Ek Gaanv Mein Pahucha.
Wahaa Ek Aadmi Nahane Ki Taiyari Mein Apne Kapde Aur Newspaper Table Par Rakh Kar Nahane Chala Gaya.
Bander Ne Dekha Aur Uske Kapde Pahne Aur Newspaper Padne Ka Natak Karte Hue Table Par Beth Gaya.
Itne Mein Sher Bhaga-Bhaga Aaya Aur Bahar Bethe Bander Se Puchha.
Sher: “Aapne Kisi Bander Ko Jate Hue Dekha Hai?”
Bander: “Wahi Bander Na, Jisne Aapki Gaand Mari Hai?”
Sher Ke To Tote Udd Gaye Aur Hairani Se Bola: “Ji, Par Aap Ko Kaise Pata Chala”
Bander: “Akhbar Mein Headline Hai – Bander Ne Sher Ki Maar Li.“
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- Raste To Bahut Hai, Par Manjil To Ek Hai
Ek Ladki Khushi Khusi Se Apni Maa Ke Room Mein Aayi Aur Boli Ladki: “Maa Tumne Kaha Tha NaR ..- Bed Ke Niche Kyu Leti Ho?
Suhagrat Ki Raat Ko Darwaze Per Uske Pati Ne Dastak Di To Dulhan Bhag Ke Bed Ke Neeche Chup Gayi Pat ..- Sardar Aur Uska Totla Ladka
Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Apni Patni Key Saath Scooter Dho Raha Tha. Kisi Aadmi Ne Sardaar Ke Totley Ladke ..- Mauja Hi Mauja, Coach Ki
A Girl Went To A Swimming Pool In A Bra & Panty. Coach Says: Madam, “Here Two Piece Costum ..- iPill Khane Ke Baad Bhi Bachha Ho Gaya
Santa Ko Uske Ek Dost Ne Bataya Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad 72 Gante Ke Ander Ipill Kha Li Jaye To Bachha N ..Hindi Version
एक बार शेर के मन में सेक्स करने की आ गयी तो वो बंदर को बोला.
शेर: "आजा गांड मारना खेलते है"
बंदर: "पहले मैं मारूंगा"
शेर ने कुछ सोचा और बोला: "ठीक है"
बंदर ने एक घंटे तक शेर की तसल्ली से मारी और मारने के बाद भाग गया.
शेर को बड़ा गुस्सा आया और वो भी उसके पीछे भाग लिया.
धुंडते धुंडते शेर एक गाँव में पंहुचा.
वहां एक आदमी नहाने की तयारी में अपने कपडे और अखबार टेबल पर रख कर नहाने चला गया.
बंदर ने देखा और उसके कपडे पहने और अखबार पड़ने का नाटक करते हुए टेबल पर बेठ गया.
इतने में शेर भागा-भागा आया और बाहर बेठे बंदर से पूछा.
शेर: "आपने किसी बंदर को जाते हुए देखा है"
बंदर: "वही बंदर, जिसने आपकी गांड मारी है"
शेर के तो तोते उड़ गए और हैरानी से बोला: "जी, पर आप को कैसे पता चला"
बंदर: "अख़बार में सुर्खियाँ है - बंदर ने शेर की मार ली."
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Hehehehe kya dimag lagaya ha bander. Maine to socha tha sher admi ki marega par sala bander bi waha pahuch gya aur is joke ko naataki rup milagya
admin ji namaste aapne shadi kab kar li ?
buhuhuhu tum meri shadi akrva ke hi rahna :’( vese hmmm aap logo ko bataye bina shadi nahi akrunga
jis din shadi karne laga idhar ke sab logo ko invite karunga jo jo aa sake jarur aaye hehehehehe
bcoz us din jay aur deleted sare bratiyo se gand marwa ke unko khush karenge
bakwaas jke. sry admin.
@DELEATED BRO, apni kismat aisi nhi ki date pr jaa sku. no gf..
@PRIYA tera kl wala qestion (1st night ko bed tutne wala) padkr hi dar lagne lga..
hahahahahaha….socho agr such me aisa ho gya toh?
ha ab to yahi hone wala h bandar ne sher ki maar li aur sarkar ne hamari
ok ok….. not decent :)
so priya exam kb se h?
rashii ji ap to theek se bat hi nhi krte :(
jay dear its ok , frnds m majak to chalta hi h, :)
anuj aaj kal bade active rhte ho site pr, hmmm :p
nilesh ji, hps ji, wanted ji, deleted ji, and jinke nam nhi pata aap sab kese ho?
mai mast hu ji. aap apni batao :)
Exams???usme bht time h abi ..
Haan aaj kal nvj FB page se free hu na isliye :(
Hum to mast hain naina ji aap meeruth me kya karti hain…?
priya lagta h tumhe lagta h ki tumhara bed pakka break hoga, tbhi hmse bahane pooch rhi h, hmmmm :P
No yr..mai bed check kr lungi…aur agr aisa hua to bhi bol dungi k bed purana tha..to weight se tut gya :p
ek baat bta yaar, kya tu sach me itni bhari bharkam hai ki bed tut jaaye :o
no ..but bhana to acha wala dena h na so bola. :)
@ priya ji Suhagraat ko essa kya hota hai jo Bed toot sakta hai…?
Hps ji..mujhe nahi pata :(
wo bahana to anytime bolne k kam aa skta hai na so bola :’(
feeling bore yaaar. kha hai saare frnd??
Bakwas joke..
bht boring joke tha..
ye joke 20 saal purana hai.
Wese ab is site pe naye joke nahi aate.
Mene itne naye joke send
kiye unko to kabi board pr
diye nhi bs ghatiya de dete h
Aaj hum din me aaye to saare frndr gayab hain…..kahan ho bhai……????
my hu na…..
sonu bhai, gr khane me kankad aa jaye to iska mtlb ye thode na hai ki pura khana hi kharab hai. nd rhi baat aapke jke ki to ye v ho skta hai ki wo jke admin bro k liye 200 saal purana ho…
Friends mere piche ladne ki kisi se koi jarurat nahi hai..
Sirf ek baat yad rakhna aur samjna ki.. jaha quantity hogi vaha quality kam hogi
Pure aur internet pe koi bhi ek aur Joke ski site bata do jo daily update hoti hai jiska SMS version banta hai jiska hindi version banta hai ya jokes likhne mein spellings aur mistakes ka jyada se jyada dhyan diya jata hai..
ab mere pas 2 options hai ki ya to week mein sirf ek joke dalu ya fir ese kankad wale 2 jokes roj dalu.
And Warning for all the users… jisko idhar ke jokes pasand nahi aate vo idhar padne bhi na aye aur aaye to comment na kar de bhul ke bhi ki jokes bakwas aa rahe hai… In clear words main ye bardasht nahi kar sakta…
Kyon tention lete ho phir docter ke chakker katne padenge tantion mat lo
hehehehe
admin ji shadi mubarak ho apko
jay dear abhi tak train me ho ? Anshu kaisa hain ab?
Wanted ji = ? ?
Anuj ji = jhuth bole kowwa katey
Deleted ji ap bhi to raat ko cmt kar rahe the
Priya ji apke bhai Nilesh ji kaise hain?
Hps ji kiski talash hain apko?
Naina ji ap hi jyda bat nhi karti :-(
sbhi frnds ko Happy Sunday
ki hoya madamji?? mere ko n, aajkl ishare smjh me nhi aate ;)
Pata nahii aaj bhaiya kidhr bhaag gye :(
Aapki
hmmmm mujhe to hansini ne kaat liya :((
Kuch toh bhi joke hey,
Kisi bhi baath ko jodkar joke thodi bantey hey
Itna bhi bura joke nhi hai frns…thik hi hai
Acchha hai