Batao Kiski Biwi Jyada Paagal Hai?
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Santa Ek Din Apne Dost Banta Ko Bata Raha Tha
Santa: “Meri Biwi Pagal Hai Ghar Mein Bijli Rahti Nahi Aur Microwave Oven Le Aayi”
Banta: “Meri To Aur Bhi Jyada Pagal Hai, Uske Paas L.nd Bhi Nahi Hai Aur Purse Mein Condom Rakhti Hai“
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संता एक दिन अपने दोस्त बंता को बता रहा था
संता: "मेरी बीवी पागल है घर में बिजली रहती नहीं और माइक्रोवेव ओवेन ले आई"
बंता: "मेरी तो और भी ज्यादा पागल है, उसके पास लंड भी नहीं है और पर्स में कंडोम रखती है"
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Good joke
Kahan hain sabhi
lalitmangla ji….thanks 4 welcoming me to nonvegpur..
hahahahaha…vry gud…1dm dhasu joke h…
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha………. Ekdam Mast aur Dhanshu Joke ……….. hehehehe…..
Maza Aa gaya ek joke ko padkar :)
Santa ki biwi pagal hai aur banta ki randi.
Rite alok paji. Banta khud to kaam karta nai. Uski bv hi randibazi karke ghar chalati ha
Sahi kaha tumne alok
Thanx mere pyare dosto.
@jay,..for u…
…meri bhootni se ishq ladata hai..
…kya saboot hai tere pass ki tu hi sirf uska hai..
…meri bhootni ek ki hai aur ek ki hi hokar rahna chahti hai..
…meri bhootni teri acchi dost bann sakti hai..par tere khwabo mein kyun aae
…meri bhootni bewafa nahi .jo kisi dusre ko chahte hue kisi aur se ishq ladae..
…meri bhootni ka dil ab kisi aur bhoot k hawale hone wale..jisse usne dekha to nhi..par milan to ussi se hokar rahega..
…tu meri bhootni ka accha dost bankar reh..aur usko paane ka khwab chhod de..
…yeh bhootni teri janm janmo tak abhaari rahegi teri..lekin..kismat ne shyad bhootni ko tere jholi mein nhi likha hai…
…agr tu meri bhootni ka hona chahta hai..to mere aane wale kl yaani mere bhoot ko..mujhse alag krna hoga..jo bhagwaan k lie bhi aasaan kaam nhi..
…meri bhootni..bewafaai nhi kr sakti ek saath do logo se batau kaise pyaar kr sakti hai..kya tum aisa kr sakte ho??
…kya tumne meri bhootni ka asli chehra dekha hai jo usse aise bol rahe ho..tumne bhootni ko gaali di pr woh naaraj nhi hui..kyunki bhootni..ka tumse jo rishta hai..woh parchaai ka to nhi lekin..tumhari dosti ki parchaii ka hai…
…mere bhooth ne mujhe aise apne pyaar mein jakad liya hai..ki ab namumkin hai..tumhare bhoot ko dil dena..
…isliye kaminee,badtamiz..meri bhootni ko gaali naa de..aur meri bhootni ka accha dost bann k rah..meri bhootni se pyaar bhi kr par uska rang dusra ho..iska khyal rakhna..samjhe badtamiz:)
Yaar kya ho gya hai aapko ? Q bhootni k peechhe pade ho. girls kam pad gai kya?
@jay…****GOOD AFTER NOON****
..aur site k nonvegitarians lovers ko bhi..:)
Ek boond paani na nikla un AANKHON se, Hamare jaane ke BAAD….
Tamaam umar jin AANKHON ko hum JHEEL kahte rahe…….
awsome..that’s the class of shayri…
Do line me puri dastan bayaa ho gai…
Hrt tching
ab ladkia condom k daam badhae jaane se kaafi naarz hai…pehle 5rs mein aate the…ab 10 rs ho gye hain…isliye ladkio ne jagah jagah sex minister ka putla jagah jagah jalaya jaa raha hai..ek ladki ne khudkhusi krne ki koshish ki…mamle ki gambhirta ko dekhte hue sex minister ne condom k daam turant ghata diye jisse ladkio mein khusi ki lehar daud gyi…par iska bura pehlu yeh hua ki naabalig ladke ladkia bhi bazaar se condom khrid paa rahein hain…
……upar di gyi jaankari..ka sachaai se koi sambandh nhi hai..agar woh sach hai to kewal sanyog hoga..read 4 :)
100% true
Wah! Dhiraj bro
@Deletd, vry nice shayari..bhagwaan kre koi bhi apne sacche ashique k liye aisa naa kre..!!..bye bye..baad mein miltein hain!!
vry funy jo uske husband ko leke ghumna chahiye wo wife kyu le k ghum ri h
Navya dear usko apne bf se sex krna hai husband se nhi.
Dhansu joke
@thanx!!
hehehe………..