Batao Meri Panty Mein Kyaa Hai?
Views: 55,537 - Posted on 19 Jan 2011
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Sare aake meri maa chod do
hello……………
he he he he saala yaha bhi nahi maana . he he he saale ko ye bhi nahi pata ki yaha narak hai . he he he pyara narak. ha ha ha
Dear Admin Sir
Santa ka Beta "Pappu" Hai.
Santa ka Baap "Banta" Hai.
Ab zara Santa ke Brother, Wife, Sister ke bhi naam ka Elaan kar dijiye naa!
Badi meherbaani hogi…
Rukhsana ji aane wale jokes mein jarur interview karvaunga main.. baki ki faimly se
Vese hehe santa ki biwi ka naam Preeto hai
hello you do like friend ship with me
deepika m ur frnd.ok so how r u.
nice joke.
maine ap sbko bhut jyada miss kiya………kisi ne mujhe bhi miss kiya kya..
he hay………………………anjali
Tum nirash mat hona maine replay kiya n
Aap kaisi hai
Ha dear i missed u.
ya ofcaurse where r u?
Achcha tha per itna bhi nahi
PANCHI mene tume jo panty gift ki hai usme b elastic hai par iska matlab ye nhi ki me tum se puchu ki kya hai to tum b elastic hi bolo
santa salle kanhi dub ke mar ja be gandu
ek ladki roz gali se gujarti thi
apne chehre ko nakab se dhak ke rakhti thi
ek ladka us pe marta tha
wo use dil se pyar karta tha
ek din ladki ne padosi se pucha
kaha gaya wo ashiq???
to usne bataya ..apke aane me der ho gayi
uski kal raat maut ho gayi
padosi ne apna farz nibhaya
ladki ko kabar tak le aaya
ladki kabar pe rone lagi ansu se kabar ko dhone lagi
kabar se aawaj aayi-e khuda ye kesa INQLAB aaya he
aaj me parde me hu aur mera mehbub benakab aaya hai
very sweet n soulful sayin@_@
U
wah wah wah wah
he he he panty ke niche ch…. Thi sale ko pata hi nai tha.,wese kon nadhe wali n kon elastic wali phanta hai jaldi 2 apne hath upar karo.he he.
Good joke.
nahi wakay me badhiya joke hai
Kabhi Ye Sawal santa ke papa ne Us se Puncha hoga
Gud 1
@Sheela – khushi huya ye dekhkar ki mene tumhe ek baar v yaad nahi kiya aur iske bawjud tumne mujhe yaad kiya iske liye so sorry dear…..! n 2nd – tumhe mujhse baat karni hai to koi v topic me karo i'll reply ur all comt bt aisi ulte sidhe sawal to na kiya karo, tumhi batao me sudhra hu ki nahi,kabhi to brain use kar liyo karo
Edited by Admin: Raj bhai hehe bura na man na par ye joke mene santa ke uper banaya hai aur ek do din mein publish karunga…. hehe so isliye isko remove kiya
madam-what should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu- A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
(cover pe ladki ho aur ladki pe cover na ho)
Panchi tum upar se neeche tak poori mental girl ho. Agar tumne meri advise ko samja hota to mera riply dene ki jarurat na samajti. Chupchaap yaha se chali jati. Tum samaj jati aisi sites mere liye nai hai.Tum Admin ke us sadhar se mazak ko nahi bardash kar sake ganiman vo mazak tumahre liye nahi tha. Agar hota to admin bichare ki khar na hoti. Chali aayi sahansheel ban ne. aisi bardashak aur shahanshilta ko to dad deni padegi. Bardash karna sikhna to jay se sikho rawan se sikho jinme se ek garm ho jane par dusra narm ho jata ha. Aur aakhiri baat admin! Jo hum sabka baap ha jiski waha se hum apne dil ko khus rakh pate hain with jokes. Uske prati bi hamare man me aadar hona chahiye. Aur panchi to admin ko ordinary users se bi nicha samajti ha. Raj bindash aap bi admin ka bahut aadar karte ha aap khud hi andaza laga lijiye ki aisi ladki ke liye ADMINTRATION KI KYA PARTIKIRIYA HO SAKTI HA.
Antakwadi Bhai.. Pleasee yaar mera itna adar na karo main is layak nahi.. mujhe khushi hoti hai ki ek dusreko itna na jante hue b hum dusre ki itni care karte hai..
Panchii ya koi aur jo bhi hai jisne mujhe samhna hoga samajh lega nahi samjhna hoga to nahi samjhega
na vo mere pe depend hai na mein uspe…to lafda kahe ka.. so take it easy yaaro
Hi Dhiraj yaar, Raj bro, Rashii, Panchhi, Sheela, shweta, Preet, Kajal, Rukhsana, Munni, Anjali, Rusy, Rahul, Rana, Wanted, Lofer, Kapil, Ratan, Anshul, Mausam, Shallu, Anil 420, Dev, Ataankwadi, Sam etc. dear all frnds good evening…….
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hy dear panchhi jaan kaisi ho agar aap mujhe real me miss karti hain to mujhse milane aa jao na kasam se dear mujhe bhi aapki bahoot yaad aati hai mujhe to lagta hai hum dono ek hi manjil ke musafir hain
maza aa gaya me to kuch our hi sochta tha
par bhuddu santa !!!!!
admin bhai ek joke post kia hai agar post karne layak ho tho post karne ka kast kare dhanyawad.joke ka nam salim n anarkali.
Or bhai kya ap ye btasakte hai ki jo joke mene phle post kiaye hai kya wo kabi post hoge ya nai.dhanyawad
admin, iss site me kuch problem hai, yeh static ho gya hai. number of user already visited , ki sahi jankari nahi deta.check??
Nishat kya number of users…. bhai main samjha nahi
admin ji hamin add kar lo dhnywad..
he sheela jaan ashok vatika me to maine sita ko rakha hai tum ek kaam karna ashok vatika ke pichchhe jo raavan vatika hai usme aa jana vo maine aap jaisi guest ke liye nayi banwaayi hai
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oye lofar tu khan hai tumhari lofargiri khatm nahi hui kya
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hy rahul dear kaise ho bhai yaar tum naade or elastic ke chakkar me mat pdo nahi to ye lofar ladkiyon ke kapde pahan kar panty ke bina hi aapke pass chla aayega
hehehehe ilastic good joke.___________________________
Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai________
1.Bhootni – jay ko darane ke liye________
2.jay – dhiraj ko satane ke liye________
3.shallu – in dono ko Insan banane ke liye.. lololololololololol
hooooooooooo…..tharki santa
hey…@nitin….soch-samajhkar bolaa kar….har mamle me ungli mat kiyaa karr…because humari ungalion teri **** me jaayegi to pataa hai kya hogaa????????sameer se poochh le…hehehehe
kapil bete itne dino tak khan rahe aane ke baad humko ek baar yaad bhi nahi kiya thik hai dear bahoot bhav kha rahe ho kahin is bandr ko adrak ka tukda to nahi mil gya hai
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hy rashi my dear frnd kaisi ho yaar
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hy anjali kaisi ho dear, yaar mai to aapko hamesha apne dil me rakhta hun kyonki sachche dosto ki jagah dil me hoti hai bhla fir mai aapko kaise miss kar sakta hun
he panchhi jaan tumhari admin ke saath kya bahas chal rahi hai yaar dosto ke beech chhoti moti nokjhonk chalti rahti hai aisi chhoti moti baaton ko dil par mat lo yaar
hiii@rashiiji….ab better hun pehle se ……aap kaisi ho??????
ye dil pyaar ke kabil naa rahaa
koi bhi izhaar ke kabil naa rahaa
is dil me bas gayi dosti aapki
ab to ye chand bhi deedar ke kabil naa rahaa
Lol.. Gud 1
Thoda masala kam he jok me. Vo 100 joke vale manus kaha he. . Jara jaldi prakat karo joke.
Hey dear admin bhai, Dhiraj yaar, Raj bro, Rashii, Panchhi, Sheela, shweta, Preet, Kajal, Rukhsana, Munni, Anjali, Rusy, Rahul, Rana, Wanted, Lofer, Kapil, Ratan, Anshul, Mausam, Shallu, Anil 420, Dev, Raavan, Ataankwadi, Sam etc. & all nonveg frnds. Good night. yaar mai aap logo ko bahut miss karta hun…..
@Admin bhai aapki tabiyat kaisi hai……
@Raj bro jay es site se nahi jayega wo ek baar jarur comments karega wo approved ho ya na ho.
@Shallu yaar! tum hum dono ko bhoot se insan bana de teri badi meharbani hogi humpar……
@Rashii ji appki nigah kaha rahti hai, kabhi-kabhi humari taraf v nigah utha liya karen.
@Dhiraj mai tumshe baat nahi karunga. kyuki teri bhootani ne baat karne se mana kiya hai…..
@Lofar tum apne muhalle me to kam se kam lofargiri mat kar.
@Wanted bahi aapka kya haal hai.
@Mausam March se hot hoga..Abhi cool hai……hehehehe
@Rahul bahi ko kya ho gaya, ab to wo baat v nahi karte hai.
@Anshul apne jay ko bhool gaya???????
@Sheela ji maine snata aur pappu ka ek jok suna thha jisme santa ne pappu ko sheela k jawani video song dekhte pakad leta hai, to pappu ko kahta hai, Exm. aane wala hai study kar le, sheela k jawani etni jaldi dhalne wali nahi hai. Wahi joke maine comments me likh diya thha.
@Anjali ji humne v aapko bahut miss kiya hai.
Hey frnds aaj mere mind me ek hi baar ghoom rahi hai keeeeee_____
Shadi ke baad v kya life hoti hai..
Bechara Husband !!
Agar aurat pe haath uthaye to zalim, pit jaaye to buzdil,
Aurat ko kisi k sath dekh k ladaai kare to jealous, chup rahe to begairat,
Ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to naukar,
Bachchon ko daante to hitler, na daante to laparwah,
Aurat ko service se roke to shakki mizaj, na roke to aurat ki kamaai khanewala.
Akhir yeh bechara jaaye kahan?
Think about it!
Okkkkkk bye – bye frnds gudni8 tc…….
@Nitin, sab ne tumhe gali di mene tumhe maaf kia…kyonki pyaar ki bhasa sabko sunai deti hai…but gande cmnt kisi user k liye achhe nahi hotein dear..tc.
______________@Shallu, ur baby is fine. jay mera acche se khayal rakh raha hai..___________@rashii di, jay loves me very much..uske mails mein mere liye pyaar ata hai har din..love u jay…woh mera webhubby hai.:).tc all….
@kapil bhai kabr par ye lines pesh krta hu..
WO AAYE MERI KABR PAR OR CHAL DIYE MOOT KE,
CHALO ISI BAHANE DARSHAN TO HO GYE UNKI CHOOT KE
adminnnn bhai meri comment ka rply to kar do i m
waiting.__________________________arae yaar ye kya ho rha hai
panchhi ko saare bol rahe ho stop this topic. yaar i request
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz_____________________kapil bhai tumhari ye story
dil ko chhu gayi yaar.__________________________jay yaar admin bhai
ne ek hi coment mai likhne ko kaha tha plz yaar coment karte rehna
nahi to dhiraj itna bhari hai akele godh mai le ke kaha ghumunga
lolololol________________________arush yaar w2h par entry nahi kar
pa rha bahut si baate karni hai tujse pending ki .
Santa tu to us GF se raakhi bandhava le.
FIRST IS THAT I AM NOT BHAI, YES U CAN CALL BEHAN. LAST IS,
THE NUMBER OF VISITOR (views) , A STATISTIC SHOWN ON TOP LEFT
CORNER , SHOWS IRRELIVENT MESSAGE SOME OF THE TIME, e.g, it shows
"0" even when few of the comments have been approved. thats all is
what i want to draw your attention.
Nishat ji hehehe sorry yaar naam confusing hai is vajah se bhai bola. Aur yup site mein kuch problem hai. Server side kuch issue the jo ek do din mein fix ho jayega so gyuns do not chinta aur agar kuch b ajeeb sa dikhe to bata jarur taki us problem ko solve kar saku
@Panchhi meri bulbul kya hal hai yar sab tere hi piche kyu
pad gaye lofar aur ravan kam the kya tera picha karne wale @Jay
bhai apka muhalle se matlab is site se to nahi hai na bhai ab thode
bahut to cmnts dene padte hai na @Rahul chodumall yar jo chilla
rahi thi wo teri bibi thi jab mai uski vergin ch*t phaad raha tha
thanq yar tune teri bibi ko vergin rakha lofar k liye aur bhai
sexyuncle se marwa chuke ho to ab use cmnts nd shairi likne do.
@Atankwadi tune osama ka camp chor k baba ramdev ka camp join kar
liya hai kya badi achchi baate kar raha hai @Ravan bhai kaha ho yar
@Rana Wanted Dhiraj Panchhi Rashii Sheela Preet Admin Kapil Raj
Mausam Dev Jay Rahul Dabang Anil Arush Anuj nd al my frnds kaise ho
sabhi
gdn8 admin
bhai,panchi,preet,rashi,sheela,anjali,kajal,sweta,rosy,divya,bulbul,ravan,lofar,anil,dheraj,jay,dev,shalu,kapil,rana,ratan,ansul,atankwadi,wanted,mausam,raj
bindas,rajesh, n all frnds. @panchi jan tm kha chali gai jan,yar jb
tme admin bhai kuch nai bolarhe hai or tmhe jb wo maf kardiye tb
kya pbm hai yar,koi or kuch b bole tmhe use kya lena dna hai bolne
wale bolte hai,tmhari or admin bhai ke bich ki bat thi so wo khatm
ho gai,tho pls ajao yar apne dosto ko chodh ke mat jao dear,mis u
dear,tc. @atankwadi jb admin bhai bat khatm kar diye hai tb tu use
ku paklhe huve hai yar pls is topic ko khatm kar .its
rqst.
yar any girl wanna date me?i am frm delhi…btw @admin the sher sherni wala joke is an epic man…i laughed for about 1 minute after reading it…
Gudmorning admin ji n all frnds suprabhat
thnx admin ji
hey frnds jaldi uth jao verna ap sb k face per pani daal dungi
admin ji kaise ho ap, apki tabiyat ab kaisi hai? Apna dhyan rakhiyega
nice joke
Hi frns…!!!
Good joke……
@Sheela Darling kaise ho ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai?
aapki tabiyat ki khabar sun ke mai bhi bimaar ho gaya
dekha yeh hai aapna TRUE LOVE…take care jaan…hope
see u soon…Love u sweetheart….and i miss u soooomuch…
he my all frend iam new on this site
So pl. Replay
Anjali yar aap replay krna
Mast joke hi.. Panchii.
bahut achche
@HI! rahulchodumall,ratan,shallu,daksh,punit,deep,rohitchodumall,nitinchodumall,lofarchodumall,atankichodu,raajbindaschodu,rana,sexyunclemahachodumall,
@Jay chodu,adminmalamall…kaise hain aap log..good prabhat!.
backwash joke tha
@dhiru i m fine dear