Batao Meri Panty Mein Kyaa Hai?
Views: 40,339 - Posted on 19 Jan 2011
Santa Ne Badi Mushkil Se Ek Ladki Dhundi Aur Girl Friend Bana Li
Ek Din Dono Ka Mood Bana Ki Sex Karte Hai To Santa Ne Hotel Mein Room Book Kara Liyo
Dono Bed Pe Bethe Thhe To Ladki Ne Bade Hi Erotic Mood Mein Santa Ko KahaLadki: “Batao Meri Panty Mein Kyaa Hai?”
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hiii@rashiiji….ab better hun pehle se ……aap kaisi ho??????
ye dil pyaar ke kabil naa rahaa
koi bhi izhaar ke kabil naa rahaa
is dil me bas gayi dosti aapki
ab to ye chand bhi deedar ke kabil naa rahaa
Lol.. Gud 1
Thoda masala kam he jok me. Vo 100 joke vale manus kaha he. . Jara jaldi prakat karo joke.
Hey dear admin bhai, Dhiraj yaar, Raj bro, Rashii, Panchhi, Sheela, shweta, Preet, Kajal, Rukhsana, Munni, Anjali, Rusy, Rahul, Rana, Wanted, Lofer, Kapil, Ratan, Anshul, Mausam, Shallu, Anil 420, Dev, Raavan, Ataankwadi, Sam etc. & all nonveg frnds. Good night. yaar mai aap logo ko bahut miss karta hun…..
@Admin bhai aapki tabiyat kaisi hai……
@Raj bro jay es site se nahi jayega wo ek baar jarur comments karega wo approved ho ya na ho.
@Shallu yaar! tum hum dono ko bhoot se insan bana de teri badi meharbani hogi humpar……
@Rashii ji appki nigah kaha rahti hai, kabhi-kabhi humari taraf v nigah utha liya karen.
@Dhiraj mai tumshe baat nahi karunga. kyuki teri bhootani ne baat karne se mana kiya hai…..
@Lofar tum apne muhalle me to kam se kam lofargiri mat kar.
@Wanted bahi aapka kya haal hai.
@Mausam March se hot hoga..Abhi cool hai……hehehehe
@Rahul bahi ko kya ho gaya, ab to wo baat v nahi karte hai.
@Anshul apne jay ko bhool gaya???????
@Sheela ji maine snata aur pappu ka ek jok suna thha jisme santa ne pappu ko sheela k jawani video song dekhte pakad leta hai, to pappu ko kahta hai, Exm. aane wala hai study kar le, sheela k jawani etni jaldi dhalne wali nahi hai. Wahi joke maine comments me likh diya thha.
@Anjali ji humne v aapko bahut miss kiya hai.
Hey frnds aaj mere mind me ek hi baar ghoom rahi hai keeeeee_____
Shadi ke baad v kya life hoti hai..
Bechara Husband !!
Agar aurat pe haath uthaye to zalim, pit jaaye to buzdil,
Aurat ko kisi k sath dekh k ladaai kare to jealous, chup rahe to begairat,
Ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to naukar,
Bachchon ko daante to hitler, na daante to laparwah,
Aurat ko service se roke to shakki mizaj, na roke to aurat ki kamaai khanewala.
Akhir yeh bechara jaaye kahan?
Think about it!
Okkkkkk bye – bye frnds gudni8 tc…….
@Nitin, sab ne tumhe gali di mene tumhe maaf kia…kyonki pyaar ki bhasa sabko sunai deti hai…but gande cmnt kisi user k liye achhe nahi hotein dear..tc.
______________@Shallu, ur baby is fine. jay mera acche se khayal rakh raha hai..___________@rashii di, jay loves me very much..uske mails mein mere liye pyaar ata hai har din..love u jay…woh mera webhubby hai.:).tc all….
@kapil bhai kabr par ye lines pesh krta hu..
WO AAYE MERI KABR PAR OR CHAL DIYE MOOT KE,
CHALO ISI BAHANE DARSHAN TO HO GYE UNKI CHOOT KE
adminnnn bhai meri comment ka rply to kar do i m
waiting.__________________________arae yaar ye kya ho rha hai
panchhi ko saare bol rahe ho stop this topic. yaar i request
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz_____________________kapil bhai tumhari ye story
dil ko chhu gayi yaar.__________________________jay yaar admin bhai
ne ek hi coment mai likhne ko kaha tha plz yaar coment karte rehna
nahi to dhiraj itna bhari hai akele godh mai le ke kaha ghumunga
lolololol________________________arush yaar w2h par entry nahi kar
pa rha bahut si baate karni hai tujse pending ki .
Santa tu to us GF se raakhi bandhava le.
FIRST IS THAT I AM NOT BHAI, YES U CAN CALL BEHAN. LAST IS,
THE NUMBER OF VISITOR (views) , A STATISTIC SHOWN ON TOP LEFT
CORNER , SHOWS IRRELIVENT MESSAGE SOME OF THE TIME, e.g, it shows
"0" even when few of the comments have been approved. thats all is
what i want to draw your attention.
Nishat ji hehehe sorry yaar naam confusing hai is vajah se bhai bola. Aur yup site mein kuch problem hai. Server side kuch issue the jo ek do din mein fix ho jayega so gyuns do not chinta aur agar kuch b ajeeb sa dikhe to bata jarur taki us problem ko solve kar saku
@Panchhi meri bulbul kya hal hai yar sab tere hi piche kyu
pad gaye lofar aur ravan kam the kya tera picha karne wale @Jay
bhai apka muhalle se matlab is site se to nahi hai na bhai ab thode
bahut to cmnts dene padte hai na @Rahul chodumall yar jo chilla
rahi thi wo teri bibi thi jab mai uski vergin ch*t phaad raha tha
thanq yar tune teri bibi ko vergin rakha lofar k liye aur bhai
sexyuncle se marwa chuke ho to ab use cmnts nd shairi likne do.
@Atankwadi tune osama ka camp chor k baba ramdev ka camp join kar
liya hai kya badi achchi baate kar raha hai @Ravan bhai kaha ho yar
@Rana Wanted Dhiraj Panchhi Rashii Sheela Preet Admin Kapil Raj
Mausam Dev Jay Rahul Dabang Anil Arush Anuj nd al my frnds kaise ho
sabhi
gdn8 admin
bhai,panchi,preet,rashi,sheela,anjali,kajal,sweta,rosy,divya,bulbul,ravan,lofar,anil,dheraj,jay,dev,shalu,kapil,rana,ratan,ansul,atankwadi,wanted,mausam,raj
bindas,rajesh, n all frnds. @panchi jan tm kha chali gai jan,yar jb
tme admin bhai kuch nai bolarhe hai or tmhe jb wo maf kardiye tb
kya pbm hai yar,koi or kuch b bole tmhe use kya lena dna hai bolne
wale bolte hai,tmhari or admin bhai ke bich ki bat thi so wo khatm
ho gai,tho pls ajao yar apne dosto ko chodh ke mat jao dear,mis u
dear,tc. @atankwadi jb admin bhai bat khatm kar diye hai tb tu use
ku paklhe huve hai yar pls is topic ko khatm kar .its
rqst.
yar any girl wanna date me?i am frm delhi…btw @admin the sher sherni wala joke is an epic man…i laughed for about 1 minute after reading it…
Gudmorning admin ji n all frnds suprabhat
thnx admin ji
hey frnds jaldi uth jao verna ap sb k face per pani daal dungi
admin ji kaise ho ap, apki tabiyat ab kaisi hai? Apna dhyan rakhiyega
nice joke
Hi frns…!!!
Good joke……
@Sheela Darling kaise ho ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai?
aapki tabiyat ki khabar sun ke mai bhi bimaar ho gaya
dekha yeh hai aapna TRUE LOVE…take care jaan…hope
see u soon…Love u sweetheart….and i miss u soooomuch…
he my all frend iam new on this site
So pl. Replay
Anjali yar aap replay krna
Mast joke hi.. Panchii.
bahut achche
@HI! rahulchodumall,ratan,shallu,daksh,punit,deep,rohitchodumall,nitinchodumall,lofarchodumall,atankichodu,raajbindaschodu,rana,sexyunclemahachodumall,
@Jay chodu,adminmalamall…kaise hain aap log..good prabhat!.
backwash joke tha
@dhiru i m fine dear