Bete Se Jyada Bhaanje Se Pyar Kyu??
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Gud jokea… Hey raavan me kahi ni gai bs kuch din busy thi dear aur btao kya chl rha hai? @hi sheela,rashi,divya ,savita ji how u? @rana ji lofar kya bacha hai jo me use bandh ke rakhu aur sambhal lu yaar!!pata ni yar kaha chla gya apko pata ho to le aao use ap…aur kaise he ap?
panchhi meri jaan tum busy thi ye mai samjh gya tha par khan busy thi ye btao na or ab mai naraj hokar tumse baat na karu to tum kya karogi pls tell me quickly
RAAVAN YAAR AVI MERE CZIN KI SHADI CHAL RI THI TO USME BUSY THII…N I KNOW TU MERE SE KVI NARAJ NI HOGA ..HE HE HE HE
@HEEYY DEV WELCOM BACK DEAR..
@HOW U NIKHIL JI??
@RASHII MISS U 2…
@HOW U SHEELA???
@ARJUN KHAN kaha chal diye ab?
@aj ka MAUSAM kafi achha hai nai??
@RAJ bhidu kaha hangama macha ra hai tu??
@hiii simi ,kaha ho?
hi panchhi wanna b frnds..aap se dosti karni hai..
vry nice…..!
@ pehle to santa banta tha !
ab uski behan v aa gayi hai !
bach k rahiye site k boys user!
ye santa ki behan jaha milegi wahi @@@@ faila k baith jayegi !
haan Rajeev Mujhe Santa ne bataaya tha ki tum Santa se Angle badal badal ke marwaate ho.
gud joke hi panchhi ji i,am new here will you be my friend.
Oh y nt shubham …me apki frnd ajse…kaha rehte ho ap?
hahahhahhhaaa nice joke
Lagtaa hai ki dheere dheere santa aur banta ki saari family ko introduce kar denge Baba
hahhaaa
Hi frnds how r u?
@are admin ji ap sry mt kho mujhe achha ni lg rha h apko to hm achhe se jante h apka dil hm ldkiyo k liye kitna saf h. wo to mene us smay comment padha tha to bura lga so kh diya hm sb jante h ap hmare liye kitnti mehnt krte ho thanku admin n i love u so much
Thanks Sheela Ji… <img src="http://www.way2heart.com/online-chat/data/public/themes/default/smileys/gift.gif" alt="Gift for You Sheela" />
For You
mast joke ho
mosam ji thnx batane ke liye par koi koi aapni hadd paar kar deta hai
jab koi kisi se 1st tym baat kare to kam se kam uski thodi si to respect kare
(ab batao kya mera soch galat hai)
hiiiiiii @rashiii kaisi ho i miss u
Divya ji,
Kahin mujhe bhul toh nahi gayi ho. And can I say u divya only?
Baba ji,
Bas ek baar, ek baar mujhe bataiye ki aap sabhi ke jokes waale comment approve kar dete ho(maine read kiya hai) par sirf mere hi joke ko approve kyun nahi kar rahe ho?? kyun????? kyun????
Mujhse koi galti hui hai kya?
Mausam ji,
Mujhe pata nahi, par mujhe aisa feel hota hai ki aap ladki hai aur ladka banne ka natak kar rahi hain.
Phir se,
Baba saxidas ji,
Are main to aapko bataane hi bhul gaya ki aapka tarika kaam kar gaya. Especiaaly wo notice naa karne waala aur wo l**d pe haath rakhne waala. he…….he…….he……..
Thanx for ur superb advice.
Aur kya aap mausam ko achii tarah se jaante hain kyunki mujhe kuch shak hai us par :P
arey hehehe Matix bhai idea kam kar gaya to mera share kidhar hai hehehehe
Aur bhai maje ki baat hai detail mein bata na
sorryyyy ……..!
divya ,
hurt krne k liye !
pilllzzzz leave dis topic !
Rajiv bhai.
Bade comments de rahe ho?
Aur especially ladkiyon ko. Kabhi-kad hamen bhi yaad kar liya karo :P
Are pehele ye to batao ke santa ke khandan mai hai kon kon Hai diviya rashi shila kaisi ho
Beware users..
Abe bada aaya afra tafri machane waala.
Very nice jokes. bilkul naya pahli bar padha.
thanks admin,
Nice joke
santa ki family b aa gayi hehehe
admin ji hru , bada thnx shnx kiya ja rha hai m jealous, waise kaha busy rehte ho? tc
Wanted ji ques to btaiye tbhi to ans dungi
raavan ji mere pass time hota to main jarur ap k hair wash kerne me apki help kerti but mujhe MSc & BEd dono ki study ek sath kerni padh rahi hai isliye time nhi milta, shona kaisi hai?
Dhiraj ji n Dev ji mere lovely bhai mujhse ruth gaye hai shyad.tc
sheela ji n divya ji panchi ji miss u dear
Mausam ji Mausam ji ap to cool se hot bante ja rahe ho, mujhe cool cool pasnd hai hehe
hi kapil ji, shanshak ji, punit ji, r** b*****s, rahul ji, nikhil ji n all my cute frnds kaise ho ap sb
Abhi cmt read kiye
omg! Admin ji itna gussa grls per but y?
Aapne to kh jyda he suna diya.
Matrix ji mujhe to lga tha apko ladkiya pasnd hai but ap to ladko k piche ho hehe
exp- raavan ji n Mausam ji
Rasii sab tumhari vajah se hua hai…. tum mujhe number de deti to dimag shaant ho jata na
Admin ji mujhe dosh mt dijiye, apka ph tut gaya isliye ap gussa ho or apna saara gussa aapne grls per uttaar diya
waise bade thnx shnx kiye ja rahe hai
Rasii Man jao na <img src="http://www.way2heart.com/online-chat/data/public/themes/default/smileys/rose.gif" alt="Phool for Rashi" /> Tumhare Liye Hai ek dum Fresh
Thnx admin ji apka rose acha hai per ye to btaiye kis k balo se nikala tha hehehe
Rashiii tumne mere pyar ka apman kiya hai mere fool ki beijjti ki hai… aaj ke baad kabhi tumse baat nahi karunga
Meri sari tasveere aur love letter kirpya kar ke achi tarha se pack kar ke couriers karne ka kasht kare
Are Rashi ji aap ko ye kaise pata chala.Waise mujhe aap bahut pasand thi.Are are khush mat hoiye niche to read karen……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Waise jaise maine mausam ko ladki samajh liya tha waise hi aapko ladka samajh raha tha. he……..he………he…..he………he….he………….he………….
oye panchhi meri jaan tum mujhe bina btaye khan chli gyi thi yaar ab puchh rahi ho kya chal rha hai tumhe pta hai mai tumhare bagair kitna akela ho gya tha kuchh to khyal kiya hota hamara
hy sheela yaar kaisi hai tu itne dino baad dikhai di kya tum bhi kahin busy thi ya kisi ke saath date par thi
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oye rashi dear khan ho yaar lagta tum bhi kahin………………….
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savita bhabhi aapne reply nahi di
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matrix bhai tumhari frndlist me to mai apna naam khud likhkar aaya tha or btao kaisi chal rahi hai aapki lifetrain
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divya kya baat hai mujhe bhul gyi kya ya fir mujhse bahoot naraj ho jo itne paass hote huye bhi itni duri bnakar rakhgi hai
Nahi Raavan mai kisi ko nahi bhula hu. how r u………..?
Hi panchhi ji wo thora ek frnd ki shadi main bzi tha aur ap sumai kase hai ap log
arjun ji logo ka to pta ni bt me ekdm mast huu……
Yaar admin mere comment post q nahi hote
Main is sight par naya hoo aur mujhe ap logo ke bare main ziyada jankari bhi nahi hai is liye bada soch samajh kar kamment karta ho kahi mari vajha se koi naraz na ho jai & g9t shabbakhair subh rattri
matrix bhai vala main aap sb ko kaise vul skta hu !
@ aise yaad dilane k liye thnx !
@ wo divya nd mousam pe kuch coment kr diya tha , sayad wo log bura maan gayi !
@ metrix bhai aap kaha k rahne wale ho ?
@ main to bihar ka rehne wala hu , bt g raha hu delhi N.C.R me !
@ bhai ye pata krna k yahaa santa ka jiju kon hai ?
kahi wo aap to nahi ho !
ha…. haaaaaa !
Waise Rajeev bhai main santa ka jiju nahi hoon aapko kuch galat fehmi hui hai. Balki santa ke saale to aap hai. Santa ne news mein ad bhi diya tha ki uska saala paagal ho gaya hai aur sabhi ko apna mera jiju batata phir raha hai.
Usne apne saale ka biodata dete hue kaha ki jaise hi kisi ko is mere paagal saala khin nazar aaye to jald hi 100 mein call kar ke suchna de.
Usne biodata kuch aisa diya tha:
Name: Rajeev (bewakuf)
Height: 2 feet
Colour: Brown (But now black kyunki use naali mein tairne ki aadat hai)
Aakhi baar:
Aakhri baar chakhle ke bahar bhik maangta hua dekha gaya.
abe hehehe Matrix tun kyu baja raha hai be bas kar
Dear Rajeev chinta mat karo main kabhi bura nhi maanta,bas itna dhyaan rakhna ki kisee se bhi mazaak karne se pahle khud us se bhi khatarnaak mazaak jhelne ko tayaar rahna,
waise yahaan par kuchh log hain jo Male hain lekin ladki ke naam se comment karte hain ,lekin iss site par ladkiyaa bhi hain,
isliye ladkiyo se comments jara dhyaan se karo step by step.
A nice joke
hey sheela zara suno !
avi avi to aap jawan hee huee ho, fir es site pe kya kr rahi ho ?
aise me ek din aap v munni ki tarah bdnam ho jaoogee !
fir baad me koi aapko ishq ka manjan v nahi ghasega !
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chinta mt kijiye !
MAIN HU NAA !
VERY GOOD JOKE
@rashii di m fiiine.
@JAY…I LOVE U..please tc ur self..god bless u!….again love u miss u kiss u he:)..@
@HI, ALL..tc!
@HARSH, ur name is so cute n lovely..dont use absue words dear.tc!
Raavan ji ap b na kh b soch lete ho
hi arjun khan ji hru
where r u arush ji, Madhab ji, rajesh ji
Hi Rashi hommm bole to ek dam jhakkas
Hi frnds,
vry gud morng !
ravan bhai aapko dr nahi lgta hai kya , aap fir se sita (sheela) ko cherte hai !
sayad av sita ke koi ram nahi aaye hai !
Aree bhai & girls log !
main aap sb ko Santa aur Banta ke bich ka relation bata raha hu !
dono k bich AATA aur ROTI ka rista hai !
wo aise ki jb AATA SANTA hai tvi to ROTI BANTA hai !
Gud joke..bt bakbaas coment…..only hi,,hello,,,,,,,
Santa apne bhaiyon aur behno se kitna pyar krta hoga
@ Admin Bhai aaj kal to aap do din me 1 hi joke post kar rhe ho,aisa kyu he yaar?
@ Dear Panchhii ji aap kaisee hain?Aaj ka Mausam kyu achchha nhi he,aapne ye nhi bataaya.aur waise bhi wo mausam hi kya jo badlta na rhe,Mausam to hai hi badlne ke liye heheee,Bdalte Mausam ka lutf uthao hehe
@ Hi divya ji,aapki soch bilkul sahi he ,ye to mujhe bhi achchha nhi lagta he,aap to fir bhi ladki hain,khair koi nhi,jo jitni jaldee apni hadd paar karta he wo utni hi furti se apni hadd me aa bhi jaata he,itihaas gawaah he,chaahe koi bhi itihaas uthaa ke dekh lo,tension lene ka nhi dene ka hamesha, Always be cool,Badlne ke liye to mausam he na hehheee kabhi cool,kabhi hot,kabhi wet hahaaa
@ Dear matrix bhai CONTROL CONTROL ur feelings yaar hahahahaa ,Main GEETA ki shapath kha kar kahta hoon ki main jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga aur sach ke siva kuchh nhi kahoonga:-Matrix ji main ladka hi hoon.aap chaaho to,Prince,Imran Snake se bhi confirm kar sakte hain,aur haan main anshul se to face to face mila bhi hoon,isliye apni energy idhar waste na kar ke kahi aur utilise karo hehheheee Sameer bhai(admin) ne to shayad aake sawaal par dhyaan nhi diya he waise sameer ko bhi pata he ki main Ladka hoon.
@ Rashi ji thanks ki aapko Mausam cool pasand hai waise Mujhe bhi cool hi pasand hai.lekin us VIDHAATA ke niyam ko kaun badal paaya he.aur haan us VIDHAATA ko thanka kaho ki aap wahaan rahti ho jahaan par aapko saare Mausam dekhne ko mil jaate hain,un se poochho joy a to saari jindagi thand me jhand rahte hain ya fir garmee se behaal.Raashi ji hum Mausam hain hahaaa
Aur haan Raashi ji jara Matrixji ki galatfahmi ko door karne ka koi upaay ho to bataana hehehee,kya Ravan par bhi shak he Matrix Bhai ko?
Achaa chal maine maan liya hai ki tu ladka hai. "To"
Mere manne na manne se kya hota hai agar tu ladka hai to thik hai. Isi liye mujhe tujh par shak ho raha tha.Jaise maan le agar admin(bba saxidas) ladka hai to hai woh kisi ko dholak baja baja ke to nahi bata raha na ki woh ladki nahi ladka hai. Agar tu ladki hai toh hai par itna bataega ki mein ladki nahi ….ladki nahi….. he……he…… toh kisi ko bhi shak hoga. Aur administrator(Baba saxidas) ji ne thik se mera commen read kiya tha par isiliye kuch nahi kaha kyunki shayad unhe bhi tujhpar shak hai………he…….he…….
Aur baba ji sorry aapka hi example lene ke liye asal mein us samay aapke siwa kisi ki yaad i nahi aa rahi thi :P
Matrix par kon bola ki mausam ladka hai… abe hehe vo tujhe bevkoof bana rahi hai..
Mausam tu bhi baaj aaja mat apreshan kar ladko ko… aur iske chakkaro mein mat pado kyunki iska already ek true boyfriend hai…
nice joke
dekhiyo shuvam ye panchhi ( bird ) ek daal pe kavi nahi rehti !
zara savaliyo …….. !
areee baba k charno me jaiye jaha aapko ghayan ki prapti hogi !
Hi boys and girls,
main yaha pe aap log k bich new member hu ! aaplog mujhe except krenge , ye ummid ke sath aaya hu !
@ mujhe saxidaas baba, matrix g, admin bhai, shavita g, divya, panchhi, mousam and ravan bhai ka comment psnd aaya !
@ kya aaplog mujhe apne friend club me entry ka ejajt denge !
@ bye nd take care ……..
haan g joke sb mst hai… bilkul pakke aam ki tarah !
Ye dusra
arz kiya he
mat nikalo mera zanaza meri mehbuba ki gali se yaaro , , ,
mat nikalo mera zanaza meri mehbuba ki gali se yaaro , , ,
varna
uska bap kahega
sala kamina marte marte bhi 1 round laga gaya benchod
Wah! wah!
Kya sher farmaya :P
Sb user se ek sawal dekhte he kon deta he iska sahi javab
soley moovi to sbne dekhi hi hogi to mera sawal he
basanti ki mosi thakur ko rakhi bandhe to, , , veeru or thakur ka kya rista huva ? ?
Baba ji aap bhi socho
hehe Ajuba bhai pahle ye bata ki ye Rakhi bandhne wlai baat kab ki hai
Thakur ke hath katne se pahle ki ya baad ki
Hehe jaha tak mera khayal hai Puri sholay movie uske haath katte hi dikhaye thhe
aur Baba se panga nahi lene ka… baba badi jaldi hi ek puzzle ki site bhi banayenge
Hi rashii mai ……… bole to ek dam jhakkas are apni sunao panchi ji sab badiya kiya chal rah hai ajuba yar thakur par ab aur zulum mat kar yar pahele hi uske hath katgai ab mausi ko us ki bahen ek hi to londiya bachi thakur ke laik
Kya yar baba aap bhi. Na thoda user ko sochne to dete maza aata hunh
Hmmm to fir mera naam leke nahi likhna thha na Ajuba Bhai hehehehe
Chal ab puch lena main jawab nahi dunga
Hi all friends Mujhe aap sabka club bahut achha laga. Baba sexi das , Anil Savita Shiela Rashi Arjun sabko mera namaskar
1 sawl me apko1 pen gift du. or apse kahu k us pen se mere hatho pr kuch likho jo zindagi bhr mujhe yad rhe.
to aap kya likhoge
Yahi ki tu Gay hai hehehe
Sari zindagi mujhe yad rakhega ki sale ne kesa jawab diya hehehe