Bechara Hijra
Views: 13,629 - Posted on 05 Dec 2011
Ek Hijre Ne Maje Maje Mein i-Pill Tablet Kha Li.
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Socho Aur Batao Kya Hua Hoga?
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Andar Se Aawaaz Aayi, “Aapke System Par Ye Suvidha Uplabdh Nahi Hai“Some More Dhansu Jokes :)
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Iske liye to kai slogen hai:-)
“File formate not suported”.
“did not match software for this system”.
Hii… Dosto kaise ho ap sub.??
Hijda sala hijda hi rahega………
@ admin how r u?
Dhiraj kya chal raha h?
rashi ji aap kaise h?
wanted,anuj,pankaj,nilesh how r u all dear?
OMG! Deleted ji aapne hume cmt kiya, lgta hain wife k naam ka darr nikal gya hehe
waise hum thik hain ap kaise ho?
darr nahi nikla use mene bata diya hai ki ye wali rashii ab meri biwi hai hehehe
@ Rashi , yes I asked about you.
Wife to roz ladti h Ab. Kya kare?
Mein to jawab Bhi nahi deta
It’s different story .
Soon I will join my duty …I started walking with stick.
hehehehehehe agar ladka kha le to kya hoga ??????????????
teacher: woh dekho ek khoobsurat larki khari hai”
isko apne alfaaz main likho.
Student: woh dekho doston “tumhari bhabi khari hai.
Tere ikhlaakh Se Mohabbat Ki Hai,
Tere Ehssaas Se Mohabbat Ki Hai..
Tu Meree Pass Nahin Hai Phir Bhi,
Teri Yaad Se Mohabbat Ki Hai….
Kabhi Tune Bhi Mujhe Yaad Kiya Hoga,
Maine Un Lamhaat Se Mohabbat Ki Hai…
Tujhse Milna To Ab Khwaab sa lagta hai,
maine tere INTZAAR se mohobbat ki hai…
Marwadi opened sweets shop
and
gave an advertisement…
“helper is needed..
qualification: should be….
suffering from diabetes…
DELEATED mai v marwadi hu, or mjhe tera ye jke bhut pasand aaya. HAHAHAHA
सुहागरात को संता confuse हो गया कि बीवी से क्या बात करे।
आखिरकार बहुत सोचने-समझने के बाद बोला – “आपके घरवालों को मालूम है कि आप यहां मेरे साथ हो ?”
Pee Hai Sharaab Harr Gali Harr Dukaaan Se,
Ek Dosti Si Ho Gayi Hai Sharab Ke Jaam Se,
Guzre Huwe Hai Hum Kuch Aise Hi Mukaam Se,
Ki Nafrat Si Ho Gyi Hai Mohabat Ke Naam Se.
चाँद, कहकशां, जुगनू, रात, याद और आंसू
हमसफ़र तो हज़ारों हैं फिर भी दिल अकेला है
Last lain ese he
This fasility not availeble on ur system
Hardwer (lund ) not found
Purana joke.
mere liye nya tha
kanha rahta hai bhai
@admin,
tumne mera comnt delet kyun kiya..
but thanks a lot to u mera cmnt delete krne k liye..
@anuj mujhse kabhi baat krne ki koshish mat krna..
aur admin thank u very very much mera cmnt deletd krne k
liye…
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE frieeeeennnnnnndddddddddddsssssss…
and for jay.dosti acchi rahi tumse…
but tumne jitni bhi ki thi..m thankful to u frm my heart.
and i will never forget u..and i will always love u…
@Deleted..thanks
@rashii di..thanks
@kinshuk thanks
@nilesh thanks
@anuj thanks
@raj bin thanks
@thanks..divya,panchii,ragini,
and thanks to administrator..
….THANKS….
Are yar dhiraj tum jis dhag se bat kr rhe ho usse to lagta hai ki tum site chodkar ja rhe ho…
Agar ye bat sahi hai to please chod kr mat jana….
haha mst joke tha.
admin hw r u? dhiraj ,rashi,pnkj,jay,raj bindas,hw r u alllll.
ADMIN BRO,
ab ye DHIRAJ ka kya locha hai. ye ANUJ se naraz q hai. or sbko thnx q bol rha hai?? 2mne kon sa cmnt deleate kiya iska :o
abe hehehe ye ek ladki ke naam se FIZA ban ke way2heart pe aata thha aur heheheh udhar sabko set karta thha.. isne Anuj urf Sweet boy ko set kar liya udhar aur room mein dono sex karte pakde gaye aur aage ki story fir kabhi hehehehehe
nyc-joke yaro-