Bechari Maa, Sharam Se Pani Pani To Hona Hi Thha
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Ek Aurat Ki Teen Ladkiya Thhi Aur Teeno Ki Ek Hi Din Shadi Hui.
Maa Ne Ladkiyo Ko Kaha Ki Tum Mujhe SMS Kar Dena Ki Kahan Ho Aur Honeymoon Kesa Chal Raha Hai.
Kuch Din Baad Pehli Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “Nescafe”
Maa Ko Samajh Na Aya Ki Iska Kya Matlab Hai.. Sham Ko Vo Tv Dekh Rahi Thi To Uspar Ad Aa Rahi Thhi.
Nescafe – Good Till The Last Drop. Maa Khush Ho Gayi
Doosri Beti Ka SMS Aya: “Benson & Hedges”
Maa Ne Fir Tv Dekha Usmein Iska Slogan Thha: “King Size , Extra Long.”
Teesri Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “British Airways”
Maa Confuse Hui Par Fir Usne Tv Mein Ad Dekhi: “3 Times Daily, 7 Days A Week, Both Ways.”
Bechari Maa Sharam Se Paani Paani Ho Gayi
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chil yar ldkiyo ki muma bdi nasmj nadan thi
hi navya ji, kahi aap divya ji ki bahan to nahi hai ????????
Jay meri koi sis nhi hai:(
na jayji hmri koi sister nai h hm akle h
Divya ji n Navya ji aap logo ki koi sister nahi hai. Aab Aap dono ek dusarey ki sister ban jawo. Kitana Accha aur Milta-Julta name hi..
Navya ji vo to ha!
Par kahin aap bhi yahi nadaani bhari galti na dohra dena.hehehehe
na hm asia nai krnge or hme to abi bahot tim hm to abi bahot tim h hme marige hone me hm to abi sirf 12th me h
12 me ho to kya hua shadi ke liye koi graduation thode hi chahiye hoti h
Aur tumhari mum ko sab samajh me aata hai ki tum kya bol rahi ho?
hmri mumy to hmse b jenius h
isse kahate hai asali joke.
–PANCHHY TUM KITNI PYARI LGTI HO–
panchy m tmhe kaise btaoun,kaise tmhe apne ,,DIL,, chir k dikhaoun
,,ki tm mujhe kitni pyari lgti ho,,
jb tm sarmati,,,jb tm muskurati,,
,,tb tum mujhe aur v hasin lgti ho,,
kabhi meri hrkaton pe mujhe samjhati ho,aur khud na samajh bn k meri ,,GF,,ko khub gali deti ho
,,kamini ,kutti agr aj k bad mere,,sayyan(husband) ,,SAMIR,ko dekhi na ,tmhare dono ankhon ki goliyan nikal dungi,,,
phir gusse se ankhen lal krti ,aur meri jum kr PITAYI krti ho,,aur pl vr m khud hi ro deti ho,
hbu,hbu,hbu,hbu,hbu
tmhari ADAON ka gjb h jadu,tm jadugrni lgti ho,
1 pl m tm mere TILU,,PILU,,ki mumy bn jati,
pl vr m tm ,,CHANDAKINI,, bn jati ho,
kabhi kabhi mujhe teri baten kuchh DIWANI si lgti h,
MASUMYAT m dubi hui teri baten kabhi kabhi BUDHU jaisi lgti hai,
kabhi kabhi mujh se puchti ho tm ki kaisi m tumhe lgti hu,
apne bache ,,TILU,,PILU,, ki ksm kha k khta hu,,
tm mujhe sbse hasin lgti ho,
tmse pyari muskan tmhari,
koi ,,PARI,, mujhe tm lgti ho,
,,SAGAR,, si gahri ankhen tmhari,
tm bahut hi hasin lgti ho,,
kaise tmhe main ye smjhaoun ki tmhi mere tilu,,pilu, ki achy mumy
aur meri pyari JORU lgti ho
kabhi SARMATI ,kabhi muskurti,
,,mujhe tm sbse pyari lgti ho,,
JPR
haayeee me mar jawann ..me tmhe itni pyari lgti hu thnkss yrr
aur yr kesa h tu??
frnds gudmrng ap sb kese h
Hahahahahahaha…………
Thanx Admin bhai Bahut dino baad factory se mera ye joke nikle ho……..Aur wo teen murgiyo (Dehradun, Delhi aur Gujrat) wala joke kab tak aa raha hai ???????
Abe murgiyyo wala konsa be munhe to mola nahi
Jay dear delhh, dehradun, gujraj hmm kya chakkar hain
Delhi*, gujrat*
Hlo barbi doll muje to delhi, d.dun aur guj. Joke me ghapla lagta hai kiyoki delhi se divya , d.dun se tum aur gujrat se panchhi muje to wo teen murgiyo ke roop me tum teeno dikhai de rahi ho
Hume b kuch gadbad lg rahi hain heartbeat ji
Rashii dear 3-4 Month pahle maine ek joke 3 Murgiyo ke upar banakar Comment me Post kiya thha to us joke ko Admin bhai ne Approve nahi kiya to mai samjha ki Bhai ko joke pasand hai aur wo Apne Factory me Finishing ke liye bhej diya hai, Usi k baare me maine pucha hai..Aur koi baat nai Aap log tens mat ley.
Jay dear ap jaisa dost ho to tension kaisi
THANX ADMIN
Deleted welcome par hehehe ye jay wala hai jo factory mein pichle sal ka tha heheheheh
same joke is in my file i sent to u thats y i thought it is from my file
good joke
Bheem kya bat hai yar aajkal khub english mar rela hai hehehehe kisi madam ke pas tution rakh li kya bhai. Agar han to udka number de mujhe aur address bhi
Aj ap kafi josh me lg rahe ho sameer ji kya bat hain hehehe
yas admin sir tution kr raha hu aapne jo madan ko bola tha na are apne rashii didi bas use se tution le raha hu hehehe bas thode din or ruk fir dekh taire english ki kese chuti krta hu hehehe
@Heartbeat ji aap ye batao ki mai late hoti kab hu?
@Wanted yaar karti to hu mai aapse baat aap aisa kaise bol sakte ho?
@kinshuk ji mai bhi thik ho or sunao kya chal raha hai aaj kal?
@Matrix achha to phone se chat kar rahe the tabhi kahu aap itni late rply kyu kar rahe the mai monday se on line aungi iss week nhi qki bhai ki day sifthai or bhai ke room mai hi sys. rakha hua hai or rahi khane ki baat to ab chating karte wqt nhi khungi ok
@Jay aap kab se pyar ki baate karne lag gaye?
@Rashii kaha ho aaj?
Hum yahi hain dhyan se dekhiye
hmmmm k
Divya main koi jhooth thoda bola hai tumne kaha tha ke mere exam 5 ko khatam hoge aur uske baad regular site pe aaogi hum 5 tak wait karte rahe lekin tum us se b 3-4 din late site pe aayi aur to aur tab se aaj tak apne cmnt gin lo sirf 7-8 din k liye hi tumhare cmnt aaye hai baki k dino me tum late ke late hoti rahi
ok baba sorry
Divya ji aap kis baba se sorry mang rahi hai baba ramdev se ki apne baba saxidass se ha ha ha
:( mujhe bhool gayi na divya….hmm
Mtlb kya hain iska, ad se kya mtlb?
admin bhai jan kal m nonvig site pr nahe aaya iss ke liye sorry m sale us mader chod ke bare m khna chahta hu jo sala bamb blast ke bare m bol raha tha sale in jaise bhean ke lode pta nahe kha se aajate h or sari muslim com ko bdhanaam kr jate h ager bas chlta to uski maa ko btata ki tune ki kanjr ko janm diya h or bhai tuj se ek vinte h tu ese cmant ko post he mat kiya kr or tu us madar chod ki email id bta de fir dekh m uski kaise maa chodta hu yaar jab maine us bosdi ka cmant pda tha tab mujhe gusa to itna aaya tha ki uski maa abe chod du pr kya karu uski maa ka kya dos ho skta h wo uske pichhe se sab bolta ho
Emaild konsa sahi di hogi make lode nr
Gd mrng frnds
dusht ko bol chuke hain
dhiraj ji, bheem bhaiya nd peal ko suparbhat
kinshuk ji shiv mandir k pass rehte ho ap to hum to vijay park me rehte hain
jay dear itni gd lines k liye thanx. Kaise ho ap?
Wanted ji hum ab kuch nhi bolegae
heartbeat ji, kapil ji, pyarmohan, panchi ji, divya ji, samir jija ji, nd all frnds kaise ho ap?
Pankaj ji joke ka mtlb bta dijiye
rashii didi kis dusht ko bul gye ye dusht kon h hehehe
main hi hun
Hlo rashhi main to badiya hu tum apna sunao kaisi ho accha to tum vijay park me rehti ho blood bank se thodi dori pe hai jo wohi na aur najdik hi bsnl exchange hai
tujhe kaisi pata be… ye bat to aaj tak mujhe nahi batayi usne..?
Ji heartbeat ji hum blood bank k saamne jo road hain udhar hi rehte hain hum bsnl exchange thoda dur hain
Ha main janta hu rashii ballupur road se blood bank k samne wale raste se pehle shayad right then left uske aage vijay park kiyoki main ek do baar ghumte ghumate vijay park site ja chuka hu
hmm advertisemnt ke matlb me hi joke ka matlb hai rashi…pahli ladki ka matlab tha..'good till last drop' matlab 'akhiri boond tak maza aaya use' & dusri ladki ka'king size extra long' iska matlb to tumhe pata hi hai hehe..and last one is '3 times daily, 7 days, both sides' matlab 'roz 3 baar , saton din..aage se bhi piche se bhi..'
hehehehehe bass ab aur nahi…samjh jao rashi..honey moon me yahi sab to hota hai…
agr ab bhi kuch samjh me nahi aaya ho to pooch lo, m seva me hazir hu….
sharam kar sale.. babhi ma samaan hoti hai chhiiiiiiiiii
abe ab joke hi aisa hai to m kyaa karu…hehehehe wese rashi ne hi bola tha mujhe ..mtlb samjhane ko…aur dhyaan se pad badi sharaft se samjhaya hai matlb….qsam se…aur yaar usko bhabhi na bolu to tu maarta hai..bhabhi bolu to wo maarti hai…abe kyaa karu m….he bhagwan ab to uthale iss duniya se…mujhe nahi in dono ko wahi shadi karwa dena inki…hehehhe
navya kaise ho kabhi ham se bhe bath kr liya kro hehehe
ha bheemji bolye na kese h ap.kya apne joke ko enjoy kia na joke hme to bahut acha lga ap study feild me kya krte h
Dear all 4 u ……..
Har jumle (sentence) me 1 ‘Fruit’ ka naam chupa hai. find it..!
1= Kasai bahut dair me aaya.
2= Saba amir ki bahan hai.
3= Ye pajama naya hai?
4= Shahana aram kar rhi hogi?
5= Meri Girlfriend ke lambe baal hai.
6= Anjunam rude ladki hai.
7= Mujhey na riyal chahye na hi dollar!
8= Woh to bahut shareef Aadmi hai.
ANSWR ME IF U R GENIUS!
1. SAIB
2. KELA
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4. ANAAR
5. KELA
6. AMRUD
7. NARIYAL
8. SHAREEFA
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3. JAMAN
4. ANAAR
5. KELA
6. AMRUD
7. NARIYAL
8. SHAREEFA
navya kaise ho kabhi ham se bhi bath kr liya kro hehe
ha bheemji i m fine ap kese h apne btaya nai
yaar lakin maa ko hanimoon k baare me puchegi to aisa hi jawab milega n.
@ADMIN BRO, kya yaar raashii ne numer nhi diya to mere se numer mang rhe ho? mgr mai us type ka ladka nhi hu haaan… ;)
Abe heheheh pahle tune manga tha, aur rashi ne de diya tha number dramebazi ke bad hehehehe ab goa ja rahe hai ghumne
nhiiiii!!!!!!! ye nhi ho skta!!! raashiii sirf meri hai, sirf meri… ek baar kh do ye jhut hai!! raashiii 2mne aisa kaise kr diya? kya 2mne 1 baar v mere baare me nhi socha ?? :( :(
mere pe nahi yakeen to us se puch le..
and uska aajka gudmorning wala mssg padd usne mujhe likha hai nishtue tumhe to mene bol diya hai
hahahaha
heartbeatji reply dene k lie thanks
Hlo navya, dear tumhi ne to kaha ke is site ke sabhi user mere friend hai to phir kya friend ko rply dene par thanx bolna chahiye to tumhare rply k liye b thanx
ok heartbeatji no thanks no sory thik h beacause we are friend tc
yaar km se km 2mhi mujhse baat kr lo, rashii ne to dhoka de diya :(
hi wantedji how r u
hm sirf hi hello nhi krte blki hm apne frnd ka mob no lekr usse pyari-2 baate v krte hai :)
Wanted bhai navya apna phone no. To muje de chuki hai hum dono khub baatien b karte hai bada maja aata hai aap kisi aur se number mang le phone ka
Hey Guys, Mera ek dost kaha karta thha keeeeee_______
Samay par Aadatey nahi badali to wo Aadat-A-Life ban jati hai.
Aise hi samay-samay par girlfriend nahi badali to wo Knife ban jati hai..
Ye baat kitani sach hai aur kitani jhooth hai ?
plz give me reply………
@jay..mujhe tumhara kisi se ladai karna accha nahi lagta..aur koi gali de tumhein woh bhi accha nahi lagta….tum to mera pehla pyaar ho aur hamesha rahoge….tumse agar yeh dil alag hona bhi chahe to nahi ho paega….tum to mere dil mein bas chuke ho…ab aisa koi kaam mat karo jisse tumhe koi bura bhala kahe….u will be always in my heart…love u..
@jay…this heart will always beat 4 u..forever…u r my dreamheart..tc dear..love u 4ever.
hahahahahaah yaar maza aa gaya joke me..kyaa dimag lagaya hai tune…..saale tv dekhte hue bhi joke hi sochta rahta hai tu…mast joke..hai..
abbeee, sbka cmnt approov kr diya bt mera kaha gya?
Yar admn
1 bat bta,tu pichle karib 1 sal se,jay ko gand mar rha h wo v kohinur ka condom lga k ,bt 1 bar tune jldbaji m bina cndm ka hi jay ka gand far diya,,aur ab ouska fl jay k pet m njr aane lga h,,,,abeee admn ouska paun(leg) vari ho gya h be,,,aur ouska jo bacha paida hoga wo gandchoda bacha hoga,,agr tune ouse apna nam nhi diya to wo najayj khlayega,,,YAR tu ouse apna le nhi to bechara ye gandchoda bacha ko lekr kahan jayega,,,kahin ye dhiraj k pas to nhi jayega,,bechara jay,,jis ko admn ne gand bhari kr k chhor diya hehehe,,,aise tera gand bada cute h re,,yummy yumy,,
JPR
hehehe ruk yaar actually mein ye chaht ahai ki ek aur joke ispe banau hehehehe direct ye bat kah nahi raha indirectly kah raha hai ki main iski gand maru hahaha
hmmmmmm……. Sameer yaad rakh Agar tumne phir wahi Galti dohrane ki Kosish kiya to Bheem ne jin Gundo ko supari diya thha unhi ko mai bhi supari de dunga ki wo tera Lund Delhi ke Hizdo (Sixero) se Katwakar aur unhi ke sath tujhe Delhi ke Azadpur Mandi me Nachwaye….
hehehe…..Phir Kewal mai Akele hi nahi tera Band bajaunga, Balki puri Mandi ke Palledar aur Driver sab log tera Band Bajayenge aur tujhse Taali bajwa-bajwa kar Nachwayenge V………hahahaha
@ Samir tuuuuuuu aisi baat kar raha hai ???????…….hahahahaha……100-100 Chuhey Khaa kar Billi chali haz ko…..
Tuuuuuu to khud pakistan se Apni Gand ka styaNaash karwa kar aaya aur Pagalo jaisi halat bankar Nonvegpur Muh chupaye Majnu bankar (Chpkar) ghoom raha thha. Aaj tum baat karne wala ban raha hai ?? ……….hahahahahaha
Pakistan me naa jane kitane Pathano ne teri gand mari hai tujhko khud pata nahi aur chal diya hai dusarey par kichad uchalne…..Pahle apni Gand ki Terahwi (Braram Bhoj) Antim Kiriya karam kar ley phir apne hone wale baccho k Baap ka naam dundh……Phir kisi dusarey ko Ilzam lagana……
Tujhe to un Pathano ka naam bhi nahi Maloom hoga, kyuki ek ne mara hota to naam bhi puch sakta thha na jane kino ne teri Gand Maari hai. Tum apne baacho ka naam kya doge……HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA …….
Wanted ji ap tension mt lijiye num hi diya dil nhi hehe dil kisi khas ko hi denge
jyada bakwas na kar… rat ko to bol rahi thi ki sameer ji ab aapke bina hamara dil nahi lagta aapse ek bar bat na kar lu to rat nahi katt ti din nahi hota vagera vagera… vo kya thha fir
Hey admin ji humne kb bola aisa, ap apne kaan ka ilaj karwa lijiye hehehe
wanted ji hume aapse ye umeed nhi thi aapne humari jagah kisi aur ki baato per trust kiya, koi kuch b bolega to kya wo sb such ho jayega, agar ap hume apna dost samjhte ho to hum per trust kijiye kisi aur per nhi
hehehehe kya ladkiya log use kaan kahti hai…. joke yaad aa gaya hahahahahaha
aur chinta na kar mere ko kaan ke ilaj karvane ki jarurat nahi hai.. vo abhi sahi salamat hai aur pure signal pakadta hai hehehe
abe sach-sach bol number de diya yaa mazak kr rhi hai. mera hard attack hone wala hai. he bhagwan ab tu hi kuch kr bu huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu buhuhuhu :( :( :(
divyaaa, panchiii koi to samjhaao apni bahan ko buhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
Wanted main juth kahe ko bolunga… and chinta na kar we are just gud friends nothing else.. Puch kyu?
Hehehe baki sab hone mein time lagta hai, dheere dhere hi usko pataunga na ehehehehehe.
Jab hum ghumne jayenge to tere ko jarur bulaunga, kyunki hume ek driver ki jarurat padegi heheheeh
admin!! tu to mere se baat n kr
dost dost n rha,
pyar pyar n rha,
aye jindgi mujhe ab tera,
aitbaar n rha :( :(
Wanted ji itna hi trust hain apko hum per? Jaha trust hi nhi waha dosti kaisi.
Sameer ji hum kaan ko kaan hi bolte hain bt shyad ap kaan ko naak bolte ho hehe, waise aapne ye bilkul sahi kaha, hum ache dost hain
chal chal ab is dosti ko aage bhada aur hehehe 3G Video call kara kar… khas kar rat ko.. jab se tujhe dekha hai meri ninni udd gayi hai buuhuhuh
admin y u kicked me out
??????? When
when i entered in chat room at 1:40 PM as david
u kicked me..for no reason…now i m baned…i can't login there
ohhh sorry dear mujhe nahi pata tha vo tum ho :(
Try it once again yaar
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hehe kya experience hai be tera…. teri to G hi fatt gayi hogi fir to.. thanks for sharing such experience
Hahahaha is bande ne to experience bhi le liya yaar sameer….
Aabe sale sameer billi itni pyari lagi k usko rakh liya apni factory me aur pin jo maine teri G ke niche rakhi to wo itne jor se teri G ke ander chubh gayi ke chilate hue use site me phenk diya
i m backk……..girls saawdhan
Boys b sawdhan
Coz i m back after 1.5 yrs..
Aur 2 v sawdhan humse………hahahaha
lol tujhe dusro ke fate mei gand adani achi lagti hai kya
hahahahah lol
hello admin sirji
Hme pehchaana k nhi
Main deepak yr…..bhul gye aapse no. Manga tha lkin dia ni tha aapne
hmmmmmm yad nahi bhai
Admin ji ka num humse le lijiye hehehehehe
sorry raashiii, lakin kya kre ye kambkhat dil bahut darpok hai, 2mhe khone k naam se hi drta hai. 2mhare liye..
gr bhul se hmse koi bhul ho jaye,
to use bhul smjhkr bgul jana
mgr bhulna sirf bhul ko hi,
bhul se hme n bhul jana
Ab kiska num dogi rashi??? Apna to tune de diya admin ko
admin yaar aaj to maine jo dekha us se meri aankho ke sath sath meri gand v fat gyi. Aj maine rashi ke mobile ki contecks number dekhi jisme murga no1 murga no2 murga no3 likha tha main ye dekh kar cunfus ki hamara admin kaunse paydaan par moujud ha
abe tu bhi lodu hi raha be… Janu ke naam se dekhna tha mera number milta.. heheh
divya rani kaisi ho…….mujhe pehchana?
Deepak here
Sameer bhai ye joke main tere liye hi idhar post karta hu taki agar tuje factory ke liye rakhne ho to udhar bhej de nahi to yaha pe publish ho jaye taki agar tuje wo pasand na aaya ho to shayad kisi aur ko aa jaye
acha joke h, bt sharam aa gyi hme ise pdhte hue, and rashii sarvodya hanuman mandir k paas, tilak road pr rhte h hm ims college of law m, in hostile, anyways ap kese ho? and dhiraj sorry plzzzzzzzzzzz, comm ka wait krege hm,
divya ji tum km hi dikhayi dete ho, kis cheez k admi de rhe ho aap
Kinshuk bro. Kyu Aapko Sharam Aa Gayi????? Kahi Aakhiri Wali ladki Aapke Padosh wali Bhabhi ji to nahi hai…..hehehe
@Rashi ji kya baat hai aaj to chhayi ho tum hi….
koi samjhao us aurat ko honeymoon coupls ko distrb ni krte :p
koi smjhao raashiii ko v…buhuhuhuhuhu :(
@ Panchhi tum hi kyu nahi Samjha deti un Ladkiyo ko, keeeeee Maa ko Aise Msg nahi Bhejtey hai……….hehehe
hehehe panchhi tu v na …..:)
oye hehe ye wanted to bawla ho gya h :p ek no. Dene se kya ho jata h,ghar to ni bulva liya rishte k liya fr kaiku tention me jeena,tu b na yrr ajib banda h @jay pta de un kadkio ka abi jati hu aur khbr leti hu uski .jo ma ni puch ski wo me puchh legi :p :p
hi frnd gudnit al of u
hehehe abe admin ye joke to suna hua h aur isi site k kisi user k cmt me fir v joke is nice,
aur ek chij mangi thi zindagi me 1st time tujhse wo v nai ho saka :(
aur ha ab me continue rahunga tumne aur jay ne mera bahut le liye ab btata hu sale me koun hu jb mera 9"2 inch ka andar jayega tb tm dono ko yaad aayega me koun hu, bs ab tumlogo dekhte rahiyo,
And all users : kind attention pls
ab koi gunda gaand nai hilayega …. mujhpar ek ahsan krna ki mujhpr koi ahsaan na karna
Mene ab b nhi phachna tere ko
Abe Admin ye koi bhi ho es Baar ye GAND dikhakar humare Khade Lund par Dhokha dekar Bhagne naa paaye.
Jay tu ek kam kar tel ki shishi le ke aa main niche bichane ke liye chaddar leke aata hun.. fir tasalli se mil ke iski G lenge…. aur Dhiraj ko bol ki lal mirche leke aaye
hehehe abe admin lal mirchi ki jarurat nahi padegi tujhe ye mera promise h mera lund ka maja kisi hot mirchi se km nhi ek bar jo le ek week tak lahar chale
aur jay bro tension na liyo me tumhara v bandobasht kar dunga
hi frnds, gud morning !!!!!!!!!!!
Admin bhai maine Rashii ko ek comment likh thha usko kyu nahi approve kiya hai ???????
Kyunki tune maa saman bhai ko bakri ka darza diya hai
Abe Bakri bhi to Maa Saman hi hoti hai……Ab to Approved kar de plzzzzzz.
hehehehehe ;) abe majak kar raha hun be vo mast joke pe dalna hai mene isliye
Bhai tu roz mere 1-2 Joke apni factory me daal leta hai lekin unko nikalta hai wahi 9 Month baad…….hehehe.. Yaar Tab unko pahchan pana muskil ho jata hai….hahahaha
Hi Dhiraj, Rashii n Pearl gud morning n have a funny day…….
Admin bhai kaha ho? Kya baat hai ???????????
Aaj abhi tak joke aur comments post nahi kiya ?????
Problem in server dats y busy
Hey meri sabhi Girl friends Aap sabhi logo ke liye ye Joke ek SABAK hai ki Honeymoon se Apne Ghar walo ya frnds ko koi SMS/Msg mat karna nahi to kya pata wo Aapke SMS/Msg ka kya Arth (Meaning) samajh Jaaye………ha ha ha ha ha ha………..tc.
Admin 118 cmts his
Today no joke gud too for me as I had problem in my
HTC same like if LG…..so raat se meri LG hogaye thi….
@ Jay how r u …..today so early…..u have holiday on Friday's…….hmmmm
@ dhiraj ne cmt nahi dia bhut der Ho gayi….is everything ok dhiraj…..
@ pearl no app lo gud mrng…..
heheheh abe kya hua kya panga le liya yaar :) mujhe bata shaayd kuch help kar saku
Tumne Jo Google par 2way authentication on karwai thi wo bhari pad gayi mujhe.
Tata ka server down hua to meine idea use karne k sochi
Or uska sim dalne par jab Google login karne laga to error
Saare code bhi phone Mein the…
meine cache clear karke dheka to bhi
Lichen labh nahi hua to Maine reset mar dia fir Jo code phone Mein thee wo bhi udd
Gye….
Shukr h lappy se Google Mein login kia or net par
Ganto ki research me baad….solution mila….
Sab problem likhte h net or solution koi nahi deta.
But ab dab theek h.
abe hehehehe hahahaha to sale udhar 2 number dalne ki option aati hai in case agar ek band ho jaye ghum ho jaye
to tune dusra alternate number kyu nahi dala tha hehehehehehe
Deleted bro. mai bahut maze se hun. Aap kaise hai aur Aapka Pair kaisa hai ??????
Haa bro. Aaj mai subah jaldi Office aa Gaya thha.
@ PEARL how r u my friend…..
He frnds kya kar rahe ho
Gud nit guise n. Horrrrrrrr Dreams