Bechari Madam Ab Kya Jawab Deti
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Bechari Madam Ab Kya Jawab Deti
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BRA ….kahenge….aur kya..
hehehehehe……………..
Abe O A bhosadi ke, Kuttey, Kameeney………. Kaha Apni gf ki Bra me chupa baitha hai.
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Garmi se Bachne k liye :P
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Sale Bahar Nikal………
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Mai Tera Khoon pee Jaunga :(
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Q..
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Wo testy hoga..
Tu jo apni gf ki bra me chupa hai :P
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Tumne kya soch ki Tere fb pe baat na karne ko mana kar dene se mai teri G ka picha chor dunga :D :D
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Abe Sale mai to tera pichaa Narak tak v nahi chorne wala hu.
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Ab dekhta hun tu mere se kaise baat nahi karta hai aur kaise apni G ki Surakchha karta hai.
Pahle tere PAPA Achhi Tarah se thik ho jaaye phir……. Dekhna teri khair nahi :( :( :(
admin mail id de..kuch bhejna h
info@nonvegjokes.com pe q nahi bhejta jo bhejna hai?
yaad nahi rahta mujhe..
delet kahi tu admin ko” vo’ to nai bejna chahta?? jis se sab darte hai…..???haha
hahahahahaha :p
@Priya tu hash kyu rahi hai ??????
Ye mat samjh lena ki mai Baba ke piche pad jaane se tumhara picha mai chor dunga :P
Priya tum hansti bhi ho mujhe ab pata chala nahi to main sochta tha ki tumhare dant nakli hain kanhi hansne se gir na jayen isliye tum nahi hansti
hmm gud1 ;)
not a nveg joke
hihihihihihihihi….
hehehe ..ye aapki hansi ko kya ho gaya ?????/:p
joke k hisab se itni hasi kafi h….
Is joke k liye..hahaha..hehehe…ya hohohoho..nh kr skta… ;) ;)
Nic
Best msg ever:
God says:…
Tu karta wo he jo tu chahta he,
per hota wo he jo me chahta hu,
tu wo kar jo me chahta hu,
phir wo hoga jo tu chahta hein.. :-)
bra
Sale pappu ne brajeal k bare me galat puncha use landan k bare me puchna chahiye tha
Aaja meri laash teri galiyon se guzar rahi hai…………
dekho marne ke baad bhi humne raasta nahi badla…….
ohhooo…
zabardast….shayari
good evening friends*
An apple msg for an orange
person from a strawberry friend
for a pineapple reason at
a mango time on a jack-fruit day in a
grape mood to say fruity good evening
dear and all frndzzz!!!
Worries are like Moon.
one day will increase, one day will
decrease,
other day may not be seen.
So Don’t Worry for Anything. Always Be
cool.
What is extreme poverty?
When a beautiful girl is ready to kiss you
for only 2 rupees…
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and you have only 1 rupee… !!
Xcellent Saying By a great philosopher–
“Love Is dat Beautiful Forest Where Brave
Tigers are Killed
by the attractive eyes of Beautiful Deers” :)
Mst hai;-).
India me kie state me karela ko dhaga bad k fry karte hai
ta k uske andar ka masla bahar na nikale pr is vaja se santa
bahut nuksan ho gya kaise to ye joke paro.
Ek bar santa ki biwi ne karele bnae jab santa roti khane ko
baitha tabi light chali gyi. Santa dhage bi karela samel ka gya
sube- sube santa ko bwasir ki prob ho gyi vo DR. chla gya
jab DR. ne jb uski G ceck ki to usme se dhage bahar ane lage
DR. Bola: logo ki g to fatale hue to bahut suna tha, aaj to
banchond udarte hue bhi dekh li.
TATA ko ab pta chala k NENO me 2 kami hain.. 1.Pregnent lady neno ke andar nhi ja sakati. 2.Normal lady andar pragnent nhi ho sakti.
Hps bro TATA ko ye bat ab nahi ……. Ye baat to tabhi pata chal gayi thhi..
Jab humne Naina ko liya thha :P :)
*GOOD NIGHT*
MY DREAM BO…Y*
JAY ganda ladka
DEEPAK Dear
ABY Dear
NITESH
NIlESH
ADMIN BRO
PRINCE Dear
DELETED
ALOK BRO
MANGLA BRO
HIMANSHU DON BRO
ANUJ
And all SISTO!!
:)
Just for u my dear…
Kisi ne kisi ko dua di…
Kisi ne kisi ko jeeene ki vajah di…
Ae khuda use sara jaha dena…
Jisne apne dil me hame thodi si jagah di..
*so nice of u!! Deepa!< :)
LuCkIeSs*….N!*g*t*S*
t(are!!*
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Bakwaas…..!
@Gud nyts… dhiraj jee..!
cool n sweet nights*
nItEsH S.s!!.*
take Cre!!
Good
gud mrng…..frnds
Gud mrng Del bro…
Hv nyc dy..
TC..
hmmmmmm kaha reh gayi?
Jab tere chikoo the, sab tere pichhu the.
Jab tere aam hue, sab pareshan hue.
Jab tere kharbuje hue, bade ajube hue.
Jab tere jhool gaye, sab tujhe bhool gaye.
accept it