Bechari Nayi Naveli Dulhan
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Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye.
Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli.
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नयी दुल्हन को दुल्हे ने सुहागरात पे मुह दिखाई के 25 हज़ार रुपये दिए.
दुल्हन इतने सारे पैसे देख कर घबरा के बोली.
दुल्हन: "सुनो जी पूरा खानदान ठोकेगा क्या?"
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hahahaha…….mst yar
hehehehe..mere tohh hosh hi udd gaye dulhan k muh se y sunkar…////. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
hehehe..,
@sexy kahi wo dulhan tum to nhi thi hmmm
Sakshi g is site pe aapke roj hosh udege be careful
ye to khushi ki baat hai. aam ke aam guthaliyoon ke daam ;)
hahahahaha
gud one
@Geetika yaar pasand to apni ek hi nhi hai tumari kuch aur pasand hai aur muje kuch aur….
@kapil bhai geetika ne mujhe apna BF bana liya hai,,,, aur ye bhi bola hai rasta bahat kathin hai hehehehehe
to apne chalanging rasta accept kar hi liya hai hmmmmmmmmm?
hum log ek hi site ke kayal hai to ek pasand to mil hi gayi na ………
kyon ji …….?
hahaha sahi kaha geetika ji…
hey aapka fb mein id hai/????
Hi Geetika !
you are most welcome here…!
hahahahahahahahasuper joke hai bhai maja aa gya
Geetika, geetika, gitika, Gitika mein apke bare mein sabjan janti hu hahahaha ab kiski pol khulegi tohh hassi tohh ayegi…he.,hehe//
balwinder basra ji aap ladkiyo ke nam se comment na kare to achha rahega
Good
hahahahahah hehehehehe hahahaha hehehehe
hi sakshi………?
hi sakshi are u from gonda ? please reply is must ………..
gd joke.
Gud evng frnd*
Purana joke hai isi site ka bas thoda bahot modify ki hai.!
Bachha kuch b modify nahi kiya.. purana hi hai ye.. bas aaj iska hindi version banaya tha to aaj ki date mein dal diya.. comments dekh ke pata laga liya karo na :p
gud evng @aby bro..!
Nd all hw r u..?
Accept it:
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Relationships never die a natural death.
They are always murdered by Ego or Attitude or Ignorance.
got 85.1% in 1semester of MBA ……….thanks….to all u friends……
devendra….ji ..i had done civil engrng and M.Tech. in hydraulic structures….(dams etc) ..now doing mba…
Congrats….! <3
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Bhai partyy..! :-)
Congrats Del ji :)
congrats yar :lol:
A Girl visit Dr. for a urione test.
By mistake her reports change.
Dr says her. U r pregnent.
Girls reply. Oh God Ab tu ungali ka bhi Barosa nahi raha. ;-) ;-)
Baba ji aapke liye main ek story laaya hu padhiyega jarur…
Ek aurat ka pati marr gaya, pati ko mare hue 2 saal ho gaye the, bechari ki Chooth mein aag lagi rehti thi. kabhi ungli ghusaati toh kabhi mooli , par Chooth ki aag nahin bhujh paati thi.
ek saheli ko apna dard bataya toh saheli use Baba ji ke paas le gayi.
baba ji ne ek lund prakat kiya aur ush aurat ko de diya. aur kaha jab bhi mann kare lund ko haath me leke bolna ” yeh kya hai ? ” bas lund activate ho jaayega aur teri choot ki aag bhujha diya karega.
bas phir kya tha , aurat daudi daudi ghar gayi. darwaja band kiya aur lund haath mein leke boli ” yeh kya hai?” .
lund activate hua aur 2 feet lumba tann gaya.
uski Chooth ka chittorgarh bana diya.
aurat toh maare khusi ke naachne lagi.
roz subah-shaam darwaja band karti aur lund haath mein leke bolti “yeh kya hai” aur lund use poore maze deta.
uski ek beti thi, use shak hua ki maa roz darwaja band karke kya karti hai, keyhole se jhaanka toh dekha maa almari mein kuchh rakh rahi thi.
maa ke jaate hi beti ne almari kholi aur lundd haath me leke boli ” yeh kya hai ? “
lund ne jaisi hi suna beti ki Chooth mein ghush gaya, beti bhi roz maze lene legi .
maa ko shak hua ki beti kya karti hai darwaja band karke, keyhole se jhaanka toh dekha beti ne baba ji wala lundd apni choot me ghusa rakha tha.
maa rone lagi, sochne lagi ki yeh maine kya kar diya.
agle hi din baba ji ke paas gayi aur boli, baba ise password protected bana do. baba ji dhyan mein magan the, aankhein band thi.
bole kya protected karna hai,maa boli “yeh jo aapne diya tha baba “
baaba ne kaha mere haath par rakh do , maa ne lund baba ji ke haath par rakh diya.
baba ji dhyan me magan the, aankhein band thi.
baba ji bole ” yeh kya hai ? “ :-D :-D :-D
sahi hai bhai
Old One…. par hum isko haranvi mein bolte thhe … Yo Ke Hai?
Admin g aap baba hain ye to pta tha par ye pta nhi tha k aap chamatkaari baba hain.
Nitesh bhai , Admin baba ki sachchi kahani btane k liye thanx.
hehehehehehehehe
hi awl of you??
Joke purana hai.
Randi se shaadi kr li saale ne.
very nice
thanx nitesh ji
and priya ji……mujhe to lag raha tha k ek paper mein kam marks aayenge but sab theek se ho gye….
Yu To meri Har BaaT Smjh Jate Ho
TUM,
Phir Bhi Q mujhe Satate Ho TUM,
TUM Bin Koi OR NAHi mera,
Kya isi Baat Ka faida uthate Ho TUM..!!
Hichkiyaan b to nhi aati,
Jo main ye smjhu, ki koi apna yaad kar rha hai..
@aby BABY THIS IS 4 YOU…………………
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L O V E :) YOU….
jaise tumhari mom tumhein krti hain :)
GOOD NIGHT ND TC FRIENDS!!
jinko mein kucch thoda aur jinko kucch jada yaad hoon!! :)
hu joke ko no (baba ji sorry) 4/10
@dhiraj dear thank you so muchhhhhhh……=)!!! aap jaise dosto ke wajeh se to site par accha lagta hai…..!!!
@deepak bro kaha busy ho bro??
@Nitesh bro baba wala joke to mast tha bro…. nd good night bro…..
@del ji Congrats ….party ????? hehehe
@Priya Ji, alok bro m also fn9 good night too both of you my lovely ferndz…..!!!:D
………….Good night frndzzz…………..
sure aby
baba ji apka 15″ ka ghore wala joke bahut mast hai
mere to hass hass ke bura haal ho rha hai. abi is cmt
ko likhte wqat bi hassi roki nahi ja rhi. aap sach me dhan
ho. bolo baba sexidass g ……….Amar rhe hahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahabahabahabah
Abe baba g abhi zinda hain. Amar rhen q bol rha hai.
alok bhai ji mene socha k jai ho to sab bolte hai me
kujh alg hi bolu so bolo baba ji ………. amar rhe
ek nyapan aya na
GD MNG to all frndz. Cong DEL and best wishes for coming acheivments.
gud mrng frnds
Gud mrng. Hv a lvly Sunday 2 all frnds.
Good joke