Bed Zara Majboot Banana

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Ek Admi Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hone Wali Thi To Vo Furniture Wale Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.

Aadmi: “Mistri Ji, Bed Zara Majbut Banana, Mere Ladke Ne Bahu Pe Chadna Hai

Ab Mistri Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bola: “Ji Chinta Na Kijiye, Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi Bahu Pe Chad Jaaye To Bhi Nahi Tutega.

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Comments to "Bed Zara Majboot Banana"

35 Responses to "Bed Zara Majboot Banana"

  1. Deepti Tiwari says:

    hehehe …. nice joke!! sardar ki izzat utar di hehehe…aur fir chutia sardar ne bola hoga : Mistriji pahle tum bahu par chadhkar dikhana, agar bed nahi tuta tabhi paise dunga.. hehehe

    • madhur says:

      deeti mai tumhare liye greenply ka bed banwauga aur usme tum aur hum………………………………………………………………………………………………………

      • UR LOVE says:

        madhur tum dono aise hi door rahoge…

        aur ye dots jo tumne comment mai post kiya hain woh tumhe aur door le jayenge…

        deepti sirf mere saath aayegi…

    • Sujeet says:

      Aapko to bahut experience hai….in …..sab……mamlo….ka…. Hehehehehe….

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hahahahahahahaha…
    @Lo PRIYA JI apka que.. Apke samne hai..
    Ymmm…
    Ymmm…

  3. rashii says:

    priya ji ka que joke me :-D

  4. Priya says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ….

  5. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehehehe

  6. deleted says:

    chalo priya ji ko answer to mila
    @wanted yaar tum khul k cmts karo yaar admin se daro nahi….
    @rashi ji ab to yaha par snowfall band karwa do …aapke uttrakhand mein litna snowfall hota h…ab to Badrinath temple k gate khulne wale h 45 din k karib rah gaye h aur aap snowfall karwa rahi ho D.Dun se…
    humari bhi socho…wife se milne bhi jana h…roads bandh karwaoge kya….??
    @Nilesh ab tum bhhi meri tarah long long cmts kiya karo…pahle jay aur dhiraj ko dheek k lagta tha k itne long cmts kaise karte h but ab mujhe pta chla h ….
    @wanted aao yaar CHAT karein…..

  7. Dhiraj*-{Silence Beauty} says:

    ..HAPPY HOLY FRIENDS…
    .sabki life mein har tarah k rang aae aur aap sab unhe utha k mere yanha bhej dena..taki agli baar fir se woh rang aap logo ko bhej sakoon:)
    ..@jay..jay jay..,.tumne mujhe yaad kia aur apne dil k sofe par bithne k liye jagah di..uske liye very very loves to you…:)
    @prince -the bure guy…thanks tumhare saath picture dekhna accha laga..par usse jada tumse baat kr ke accha laga:)..loves to you:)
    …aur baaki vegiterian and non vegiterian dosto ko bhi..holy ki haardik shubhkaamnae..
    …@rashii di…haha yaad nhi kia mujhe Delly belly ki tarah hihi:)..
    …and baaki k friends jo mujhe apne dimag mein rakhte hain..unko holy holy holy:)p
    ….jay mere mere mere mere kya kanhoon..haan jay honeyheart ..bus mein pocketmaaro se aur line maaro se aur buri najar walo se apna khyal rakhna :)..tc..jeete raho:)..jay mata di kahte raho:)..bye:)

  8. Dhiraj*-{Silence Beauty} says:

    mujhe kucch kahna hai tumse…chalo sunlo jara:)
    ……………………………………………
    aye raahi.. kanha jaate ho..jara sun lo mujhe.
    aye raahi.. kucch waqt mujhe bhi dedo..mere liye..jara sun lo..
    aye raahi.. aaj waqt kitna suhana hai..kal ka kya pata..roz kanha hume mil paana hai..
    aye raahi..itna tej naa chalo..kucch dhire chalo..iss dil k dher saare jazbaat tumhe sunana hai..
    aye raahi…ek baar to muje soon lo..kal ka kya pata..kucch tumhe hi mujhe kucch kahna ho.
    aye raahi..ek baar jaane se pehle..kucch suno naa sahi..par mujhe pyaar se gale laga lo naa..
    aye raahi..bus ek baar..bus ek baar inn aankho ko..iss dil ki pukar ko ..sun lo dekh lo.kya pata phir door hi door ho jaana hai..
    aae raahi..bus yehi tumhe sunna tha..bus ek baar tumhe jee bhar gale lagana tha..bus yehi tumhe sunana tha bus yehi tumhe sunana tha……………………….
    tc jay and friends

  9. naina says:

    hehehehe, priya yr ab to answer mil gya , bed majboot bnega to tootega hi ni dear…….

  10. sonam says:

    joke acha he,maine phle b suna he……

  11. sonam says:

    gud nite frnds……….

  12. Priya says:

    @hps ji aapne pucha tha ke marriage ki night aisa kya hoga jo bed toot jayega i hope aapko v ans mil gaya hoga….:)
    @nilesh ji hum idhr hi hai daily comment v karte hai but aaj comment kum hone se dikh gaye nhii toh ..:(:(
    @del. ji kya baat hai bade maje le rhe ho wanted & rashii ji ke :) :p
    @naina hii…how r u??exams ho gye tumhare??

    &
    friends kaise ho aap sab??
    holi kaisi rahi sabki???

    good night to all :))

  13. deleted says:

    @ priya ji gud mrng

  14. deleted says:

    @ nilesh and priya ji mein kisi k maze nahi le raha bus mein to wanted se kah raha tha ki tum cmts karo daro nahi….long chat W@H par theek h waha reply bhi quick milta h ..bas itni si baat kahi thi …aaj wanted and rashi ji booth hi nahi aaye cmts karne…
    so sad.. admin ne bhga diye draa ke….meri arah dheeth ban kar cmts karo …hehehe….admin kai baad hard bolta but uska dil soft h…hum log hi to uski nonvegpur ki family h…ghar mein daant fatkar to chalti rahti h to kya tum log ghar choood k bhag jaoge….wanted and rashi ji aaj aap dono k cmt zaroor aana chahiye…

  15. deleted says:

    yum ab aa rahe ho nilesh…ab to mujhe ready hoke office jana h
    :(

  16. Raj says:

    joke accha hai…

  17. vinodmittal says:

    very good reply by mistri ji maza aa gaya

  18. sangwan says:

    nice cemt and nice jokes

  19. Mausam says:

    hahahaaahhaahah heheheehhhee
    ye saalaa carpenter to badaa hi haraami tha hehehehehehehe