Berojgari Akhir Kyu?
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Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Aajkal Ki Berojgari Par Ek Sher Arz Kiya,
Jise Vakiye Mein Hum Sab Ko Shayad Samajh Aa Jaye Ki Berojgaari Kyu Hai?
Jidhar Dekho Sabhi Choot Ke Deewane Baithe Hai,
Hajaaro Mar Gaye Par Lakho Aur Taiyar Baithe Hai,
Sale Ek Choot Ke Piche Sab Kuch Apna Luta Dete Hai,
Aur Duniya Ko Kahte Hai Ki Hum Berojgaar Bethe Hai.
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hallow rashii di ap kase ho muja malum ha thik he hoge kyo ki ma roj hunman ji sea ap ka liya kuse mangat hu our yah khata hu ki mare didi ka sara duk muja deado our mare sare kuse mere di ko dado our didi kya ho raha ha ghar par papa mamey sab moj ma to ha naa kya ki mara mo nahe ha na is liya puch rahaa hu our didi ap n.khan sha kyo kyo naraj ager glat bola hu to chota bhi samaj kar maf kar dana
our prince tha bad guy kya hal ha or kya ho raha ha yar kal tu bol raha tha ki muja koi yad kar rahe the kon ha wo our tu mara bara ma jananaa chata ho na to suno ma jaipur ka rahna wala hu ham 3 log ha ma papa or ek mujhasa bada bhai mamey ka dihant ho gaya jab ma 5 year ka tha tab he wo muja chod kar chalegaye our muja creckat pasand ha our book padna pasand ha free time ma book padata hu abe 6 manth pala mera bhai ki sade hu ha ab app bhe to kuch batawo na
Yaar Hum Bhi Thik Hain.. So Sad.
rashii di ek bat puch naa to bul he gaya plase naraj mat honaa kya ha ke mara mom nahe ha to app sa he puch rahaa warnaa ma unsay he puch lata ya bhtya ki ladkey yo ko inpras karnea ka liya kya karna chya our unhay kya gift pasand hota ha kya ha ki kal mere girl frind ka janm din ha to ma usa kya gift du plase batanaa jarur
hehehe pr female berojgari v to unke bare me aesa ni keh skte na
Panchi ji aisa nai ha. Yun to ladkiyon ke pas bhi bahut kuch ha lutana ko. Bus chiz bindas hone chahiye lutane wali. Lutne wale to hamesha line me rahte ha
Admin ji ladkiyon ka jhuth v sapasht kijiye. Hamara to kar diya
abe tujhe kya hua kitni duffer type ki baat keh rahi ho female k liye sirf ek word replace karna padega bas unke liye v yehi same shayri rahegi………..ab ye na puchhna koun sa word warna do ulte hath ka dunga hehe
Yaar bindas tu sachmuch me bakwas bahut karta ha.lagta ha Panchi ki baat tuje manani hi padegi tu bindas ki jagah bakwas likh le. Kam se kam tere cmmnt par dhayan dene ki jarurat nai padegi.koi Seeda sada banda yahi sochega "jaisa naam vaisa kaam hehehe
mr.muthmar ji ap raj ko bakvas nhi bolo…aur raj tu kyu apna majak bnva riya h haan??
Muthmar ji aaj achanak aapko kya ho gaya hai jo aap mujhe itna ijjat de raho ho, mene wo comment aapko nahi panchhi ko diya tha, aur aap meri izzat kyon utar rhe ho agar mujhse koi galti huyi hai to sidhe sidhe batane ka kasht kare, aaj meri best frnd rashii ne mujhe hurt kiya h aaj mera kisi se panga lene ka mood nhi hai…………….
hehehe panchhi tum muthmar ko kyon samjha rhi ho jabki thodi der me mera cmt publish hone k baad tum v mujhe yehi kehne wali ho raj bakwas hehehe
******HAJMOLE KI DUKAN*******
subah outhte hi panchhy,khane ki talas m dauri dauri nonveg syt p jati h,
sara dana kha k,apna petu jaisa pet sahlati h,
guturgun guturgoon kr k khub nachti gati h,
SAMIR ki hathon m bhari katori dood vat ki dekh k khub LAR tapkati h,
1 kiss samir ko de kr ,sari katori chat kr jati h,
phir ourti ourti panchhy BAKRY ki dukan pr jati h,chup k chup k dukan s hajmole le kr ur jati h,
phir nonveg syt p ja k hajmole chatkare le le k khati h,
ADMIN ko aata dekh
hu hu hu
kr k phurrrrrrr ho jati h
aisi h hmari syani panchhy rani
JPR
oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ye kya bakbak kar rhe ho tm?? motu jesa pet to tmhara h sara din bhains ki tarha ek h jgha chair pr pade rehte ho apna mota pet lekr aur daksr marte rehte ho aur muje dudh bilkul passnd ni h yaqqq
Panchhy
m kyun n tumhe petu bolu,,tumne sb ko mithayi di,aur khud pet fula fula k mithayi khayi,,,tumne mujhe aur apne bachche tilu pilu ko mithayi di,,,bechare rat vr panchy mummy panchy mumy krte rhe.
aur meri kuchy muchy panchhy,m karib 2 sal s gym kr rha hu,yar,,
JPR
hay panchii kya hal ha sabe maja ma to ha naa
oye bacho ko to sbse pehle mithayi khilayi h haan aur tmhare liye v rkhi h dekho….hmmm gym jate ho fir v itne mote ho :0 @ bheemraj ji sb maje me h ap kese ho?
samir gym jarur jata hai par wahaan jharu lagane jata he.,
haha ustad chodumal sahab ne kya bat kahi yaar apne to berojgari ki to ga*d hi mar li hehehe
Adminji,jayji,samirji,pankajji,kapilji and all friend jinka nam mai bhul rahi hun.jaatji aap sabo ko thanx.2din se deside nahi kar pa rahi hun kya karun?phir bhi aap sabo ke sath naye jivan ki suruat karna chahti hun.kya aap sab mera sath denge?kya is site pe sach me girls hain ya name change hai.
Mansi Ji Welcome, yes hum sab aapke dost banenge aur yaha pe maximum ladkiyo ke naam se ladkiya hi hai
And yaha ki ldkiyo, tum logo ko ek muft ki salah, yaha ki kisi b nayi ladki se dosti karna jara sambhal ke….. kyunki vo ladka ho sakti hai
Jaisi shayad Mansi Tiwari Urf "Shailendra Verma"
Kyu Mansi ji mene sahi guess kiya na… please batana jarur
hahahahhahahhahahahahaha oooooooo ahahahahahhhaha jor jhatka dhire se ………….
Opssss
ye m kya sun rha hu,,ish mansi ko chut k jagha luna,,,
yar m to bach gaya,,m to ishe ptane ki kosis kr rha tha,,,
thnx yar admin tune mujhe bcha liya,
ish mansi p Mugambo chadhe,aur bolo mugambo khus hua
JPR
Hey Frnds!! Agar ye Mansi Tiwari Urf “Shailendra Verma” hoga toh jarur ye SALA Sixer hoga jo Gand marane ka shook rakhta hai, Aur yaha par Naam badal kar apni Gand ki Khujali mitane aaya hai.
Adminji mera do chij shayad marne ke bad hi khatam hoga.mai kabhi jhhuth nahi bolti,na hi kisi bat ka safai dena pasand karti hun.aap ek kam kijiye,aap apna no.humko den,mai aapko call karti hun.phir sabkuch clear ho jayega…..
hehe ab ye to bata do ki Mansi ban ke baat karogi ya ISHU… plsss sach batana
Ye bat sahi hai humne ishu nam se kuchh coment kiye jo mere bhai ka ghar ka name hai.is name se pahle bhi coment kar chuki hun.waise is site pe pankajji ka coments achha lagta tha.lekin aaj unka coments read karne ke bad kafi taklif hui.
@ mansi ji……….apne mera commnt pura nahi pada……mne end me likha hai agr aap real me 1 ladki ho aur hame cheat nahi kar rahi ho to..ye comm aapke liye nahi hai…
dekho yaar m bahut imotional hu is maamle me……..dosti bhi jee jaan se karta hu aur dhoka dene waale frnd ko kabhi maaf nahi kar sakta.. agr aapko maansi ho to aapko dukhi nahi hona chahiye mujhe hona chahiye….
yar adman mara cmnt ka jawab nahe data kya muja sa naraj ho kya yar galath ho gaye ho to maf kar dha yar
konse comment ka jawab nahi diya mene?
mansi ji aap ke lye main bhagwan se pratnd kar rha hun h bhagwan mansi bhai ko agle janam main ladki bana kar janam dena .hehehehe
mansi tiwari apne sahi bola h es site me esse bahot se ladke h jo apna name change karke user me ladki ka name likh dete h jese apne likha h.
hmmmmmmmm ye kaise ho sakta hai kee tum sabke sath naye jivan ki suruat karna chahti ho???? Tumhare pash ch#t hai keeeeeeee CHABOOTRA hai ?????
Chhiiii…..kitna ganda soch hai aapka,dost matlab dost hota hai husband ya lover nahi.
abe kyu aedi behudi harkate krte ho tum log agr ladki banne ka itna h sauk h to s** change krvalo
Panchhi Dear Gusse Me Ho? Kya Baat Ho Gayi? Kisi Ne Laal Mirchi Khila Di Kya? He He He.
panchhi ji aap un ladko saamil to nhi ho.hehehe
haan ji me v un ladko me shamil hu, or kuch ?
abe saale…..agr tu ladka hai to samajh le…….tu sach me ladki bannne waala hai….
sale tera lun kaat kar uski jagah khurpe se ch**t banaunga m….teri gaaand ke gole kaat kar boobs ki jagah chipka dunga fevi quick se……fir shok se ladkiyo ki tarah rahiyo puri zindgi…..(condition apply…agr ye mansi nahi hai to..)
Ye kya ho rha hai….GHOR KALYUG…
eska matlab choot ka bhoot.hehehe
BHAI LOG AUR BHAI LOG KIND ATTENTION PLEASE:-
Is site thodi confusion aa gaya hai, ab 2 raj ho gaye hai, aur me ye nhi chahta ki uski karni mujhe bhugatni pade aur wo meri…………ek baar galti kar chuka hu wo galti repeat nhi karna chahta esliye REMEMBER GUYS
New user's Name – Raaj
Aur me – Raj ———————-No Confusion great combination—————–Bingo jst try it :)
hi samir, bheemraj, panchhi, divya,admin,khan,and all friends tum sab kese ho main busy hoon esliye apko comments nahi kar sakra hoon aur prince and samir juse pina h to kele ka piyo usme swaad ho sake to acha he ayega. hehehe
hiiiiiii frieds………… i m new in this site
will u frndship wid me?
hi admin why u nt publish my comment?
nahhhiii. m frnd ship nahi karunga…….phle admin baba se certificate le kar aao ke tum ladki ho ………….yaaar abhi taaza taaza zakhm mila hai mansi se…hehe
pankaj ji mai ladki hi hu……………
agar aapko admin se cirtificate lena hai to le lijiye
maine kb mana kiya hai……
kese le apka certificate bar bar pari bnkr kahaniyo ki books me chali jati ho ap
admin baba…..ye pari sach bol rahi hai kyaaaaaaa.????
pari main tumhara friend to banjaunga lekin usse pahle tume sab chek karenge ladki ho ya ladka kya tum bhi ladka to nahi.hehehe
jay ye lo mithai @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ *************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
oyee panchhi.. sabke liye jalebi hi layi ho…….ya kuch aur bhi..???
Baap re Baap etani lambi Jalebi ?????????
Esko to dekhkar meri G### hi phat gayi………hehehe
kisne bola hha sale ander le….. fattegi hi na
jay paagal tujhe panchhi ne jalebi khane ke lye di thi but tune yeh kya kiya jalebi se teri h gand faad dali.ohohohoho
Hey panchhi dana pani mere se leti rahi or mithai in sab kamino ko khila rahi hai mera hisa kaha hai muje de do warna teri meri kati
mene kb liya tmhara dana pani??? :(( aur ye mithai sbke liye h yar to le lo na sharma kyu re ho?
Bhai berojgro ki toh chodumal khan shab ne gnd hi mar di mst joke
haaaaaheeeeeeee
Joke per koi cmt nhi kerege hum
Hi
Raj- simple ans wo apki baat per depend kerta hain,ki ladki ko hurt hoga ya nhi apki us baat se. Jaha tak hum sochte hain hume past se koi mtlb nhi hum present me khush rehte hain
Bheemrajjat ji hum thik hain ap kaise ho? Gf ko gift hmm dusri ladkiyo ka pta nhi bt hume agar humare b.day per koi jeewan bhar ka sath deney ka promise kerta hain to humare liye wahi sbse bda gift hota
thanx panchi ji
Jay dear ap to hume niruttar ker detey ho u r very intelligent dear
dhiraj ji m gud, shivandra ji exam shuru hone wale hain abhi suru huae nhi hain
Prince ji dusri princess dhund lijiye
heartbeat ji sorry
Admin ji ap her baar num k liye hume taaney dete rehtey ho, ap ye nhi sochtey hum num kyu nhi de rahe hain
humare yaha male frnd allowed nhi hain or galti se ap male ho, hume kisi b male se ph per baat kerney ki anumati nhi hain, ydi hum apko num de bhi de to koi fyda nhi bcz hum baat to ker nhi payege
isliye num k topic ko yahi khtm kijiye sorry ydi apko bura lga to
Matrix ji dhnaywaad isi tarah hume ashirwaad dete rahiyega
Raavan ji kaha thae ap shona kaisi hain?
Wanted ji namastey
hello jaatboy
kyu esi konsi jagha ho jaha fon pe bat karna mana hai ladko se, aur esi konsi machine ha jis se unko ye pata chal jaye ki tum ladki se bat kar rahi ho ya ladko..
mujhe bura laga bahut bura laga .. number nahi de rahi isliye nahi… isliye ki tumne mujhe jutha promise kiya tha ki exams ke bad number number de dogi..
Thats the main reason i hate girls, sath chalti nahi ek kadam bhi aur khawab dikhati hai meelo duur jane ke.
Aur madam is bhagwan ne mujhe shayad vo diya hai jo vo bahut kam logo ko deta hai… vo hai Sabar…… last 3 years se bina ladki ke zindagi nikal di.. fon ke liye konsa mar jayenge.
aur main ye nahi kahunga ki: sorry yadi aapko bura laga ho… kyunki akhir ladkiyo ko pata to chale ki bura lagna kahte kise hai….
aur in sab baato ki wajah se site pe comment karna na band karna bcoz aur bahut se log hai jo dil se aapko chahate hai…
Kisi ek ke piche kuch aur logo ko hurt karna achi bat nahi hai
Bhai aap to emotional ho gaye, aapki baato se to aisha lag raha hai ki aap Rashii se Sachmuch me Pyar karney lage thhe. Jabki hum log kewal ek masti aur mazak samajh rahe thhe.
Bhai agar aapko Rashii se Love thha to aap galat hai. Aap ye mat samajhna ki mai Ladkiyo ki trafdari kar raha hun. Mai esliye kah raha hun Ke mere khyal se Rashii ne hum logo ko last year 2010 me bata diya thha ki unka koi boy frnd bhi hai jiska shayad usne Name bhi bataya thha jo mujhe Acchi tarah se yaad to nahi hai lekin Shayad aapko yaad hoga. Kyuki aapne bech me ek baar uska naam liya thha.
Bhai Mob. No. dena ya na dena unki marzi thhi, So unhone apna accha bura ya jo v kuch soch kar hi pahle promise kiya hoga ki Exam ke baad dungi Aur ab kya sochkar mana kar rahi hai. Es baat se aapko koi problem nahi honi chahiye.
Bhai ye jaruri nahi ki hum kishi ke liye apne Dil me kitani jagah rakhtey hai,. Jaruri to ye hai ki wo hamarey liye apne Dil me kitani jagah rakhta hai.
Bhai Aap apna Dil choota mat kijiye nahi to hum logo ka dam ghutane lagega. Kyuki hum Log jo aapke Dil me rahtey hai. Dil chota ho jaayega to Hume aapke Dil me acche se jagah nahi milegi. Aur Aapke Dil ko Dard hoga to hume bhi Dard hoga. Esliye aap apne Dil ko bada aur Majboot rakhey.
Bhai mai aapko samjhane Yogy nahi hun. Aur maine ye baat aap se pahle bhi ek baar kah chukka hun ki aap ko Samjhana Suraj ko Deepak dikhaney jaisa hai..
abe oye lodu deen…. mujhe kya hai mene kuch bhi dil pe nahi liya… mujhe afsos is bat ka hai ki ladkiya esa kyu karti hai
aur agar mene esi baato ko dil pe lena hota to, aaj tum logo ko hasata na khud kone mein beth ke ro raha hota..
and one thing…. ladki chahe jaisi bhi ho achi ya buri… ladki hi hoti hai jiski bhagwan b na samjh saka.. hum to cheez kya hai yaar
Admin bhai is muthmar ko v dekho bhai ek kam kar tu v muthmaar ban ja. Ladkiyon ki bhookh me bahut kami ati ha. Best farmula ha ajmana jarur
abe muthmar bhai…. chinta na kar…. humne bina muth ke 3 months nikal ke dekhe hai.. kuch nahi hota man ki shanti hai
Uffff… Abe Admin 1 Kaam Kr Iss Jay Ko Yaha Ka "MUKHIYA" Bana De har Baat Pe Bhacr Bhacr Krta Rehta Hai. Kaan Pak Jata Hai Bhai. Bol Na Comnt Thoda Chota Likha Kre.
Same condition admin bro mere sath bhi esa hi huva tha me pehle dusri jagah chat karta tha vaha 1 ladki 2 sal se muze frend man rahi thi mene bhi number manga to usne suna diya mere ghar me male frend alowd nahi hai mene kaha chating allowd he? Coleg jati thi vo bhi mene kaha coleg me male frend ke sath bethna alowd he? Ese hi bahot reson suna diye mene gand me mirchi lagi mene bol diya aaj ke bad na me tuzse chat pe miluga or na tu muze kabhi mil paegi mene apni id hi delet kardi khatam finis khalas benchod sali sabka ek hi natak hai admin bro uska upay ye he ab female frend pe dhyan hi mat do me dusri bar dekh raha hu esa ek bar pan6i ne ghar ki list aage kardi or fir rashi ne
Ye sab apne jeb me se list bana lete he
Admin bro ladkiyo ke pi6e bhagoge vo utni hi dur jaegi or tum ne ladkiyo ko 6od diya koi dhyan hi nahi diya zakh mara pi6e aaegi likh lena ye mera comfidans hai ab jo karna ho fesla aapko lena he inki moh maya se bachoge bindas rahoge
Abe tum logo ki to hadd hai yar main konsa devdas bana hua hun. Jo use acha laga usne kiya ab uski kuch kahne ka koi fayda nahi. You guys enjoy yaar admin ko itna kamzor samjh liya kya tumne?
Hey Anuj tum to mera bhai hai, ye baat tum mujhse direct v kah sakte thhe ki mere lambe –lambe comments se tere Kaan pak jatey hai.
Chal koi baat nahi hai Ab tere liye mai chotey-chotey aur kai baar me karunga:P
Lekin ye to comments thha chota ho jaayega, Lekin kahi tum ye mat kahne lagna ki LOLIPOP bhi choota kar do Chusatey – chusatey Muh (Mouth) pak jaata hai……hehehe
ajube 1 no. Ka labad h tu ye to manna h padega
@ Admin tu apne Gand pe Kulhadi khud marta hai bro. Yaha ke kuch Chothu Users tere Majak ko B sach maan lete hai. Dekha Na Ye 10- 10 Page ke comnts. Ab yaha tere joke pe koi comnt nhi krta sirf pyar mohabt, ruthna manana chalta hai.
@ Jay tu apne lolypop ko apne gand mai ghusa le
panchhi ye labad kya hota hai, humlog labda bolte hai use jo bahut batola i mean jo bahut fekta hai, tum labad kise kehti ho
Panchhiiii labad ka matlab pata he?
Labad use kehte he jo kisiko koi vada promise kare or fir use pura na kare use kehte he labad example he rashi or panchi
Or mere ko labad bolne se koi fayda nahi because mene na kisi se koi vada kiya or na toda hai
haan raj hm v use h labad kehte h jo fenku hota h aur bakvas krta h ..ya kisi chij ko v jo bakvas lge to keh dete h kya labad jesi chij utha laya..aur mr. Kharbuja oooppss i mean ajuba yehi hota h labad ka mtlb dhyan se padh lijiye
adminis. bhai tune acha sher sunaya yar isse ye to pata laga ki berojgari hai ku
Humne koi jhut nhi bola tha, waise hum me b sabr hain jo abhi tak single hain
aapne to baat dil per le li humara wo mtlb nhi tha, n jaha tak humare rehne ki jagah ka mtlb hain humare yaha ladko se baat kerna allowed nhi hain
Rashii ji main apko coments nahi karta mene apko sirf yeh kahne ke lye coments kya ki tumne jab mujhe mana kya tha tab mujhe bhi hurt huwa tha aaj tume huwa h phir bhi main aap se yahi kahna chahta hun ki mujhe coments nhi karoge to koi baat nhi lekin apke humare siwa or bhi friends h unhe to karna or apke best friend admin ko bhi.mene ye coments apko hurt ho esliye nhi kiya ok.take care rashii ji
rashi ji ab ye shabra chor de aur batayiye ki apko kya prob hai!
Hum apko hurt nhi kerna chahtey thae bt ap hurt ho gaye, galti humari hain, humari wajah se sbhi hurt ho jate hain or aj ap b hurt ho gaye
Ab humari wajah se koi or b hurt ho aage hum nhi chahte isliye ab hum shyad hi cmt de paye, bye frnds tc
as u like… mene bola tha ki mere piche kisi aur ko hurt na karna… but anyways its your choice and wish.. i cant do anything
@ Rashii…..
Dil ke Tukade-Tukade karke by-by kah kar chal diya. Jatey-Jatey ye to bata do hum Jiyenge kiske liye ????????
Rashii dear i want say 2 u only 1 word "Believing everybody is dangerous, But believing nobody is more dangerous"…….tc.
Yaar Kya Kar Rahi Ho? Kahi Jaane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai. Aap Yahi Raho.
aba prince bhai tuna kha tha ki muja koi yad kar raha kon ha wo muja he pata nahe bata naa yar
hi rashi..m aapko pahli baar commnt kar raha hu………aap zara si baat ke liye admin aur apne baaki saare dosto chor kar chale jaaye ye theek baat nahi lagti….yaa to aapke bahut saaaare dost ban gaye hai jiski wajah se aap ko yaha ke dosto ki koi vallue nahi hai……aur agar aisi baat nahi hai to yaaad rakhiye…..dost chaahe naye ho yaa purane …….bahut keemti hote hai……inhe dimonds ki tarah 1 saath smbahaal kar rakhna chahiye…..aaage aapki marzi…….have a peaceful life……
rashii di ap ish site ko chodkar jana ki baat kyo kar rahe ha kya apna bhai ko chod kar jawo gi i miss you di
Are Bhai Main Rashii Ji Ko Bol Raha Tha Ki Bhim Aapko Bahut Yaad Karta Hai…
tu dhiraj he kya?
Rashii wait let me say first, ye kya ho raha hai koi batayega…………………….. Rashii tumhe jana hai jao shok se jao me tumhe rokunga to mere muh me gadhe se mutwa dena bt apna ye drama band karo, tumhe mene kai bar dekha hai baat baat par emotional hokar turant faisla le leti ho, bt kabhi v dusro ki feelings par dhyan nhi deti. tumhare jane k sirf do hi reason ho sakte hai – 1st tumhe admin ki baatein buri lagi ya 2nd tumhari baatein Admin ko buri lagi reason jo v ho me itna to jarur janta hu tum hume kisi v users ko ya admin ko kabhi dukhi nhi dekh sakti………to fir ye jane ka faisla kyon, tum itni selfish niklogi mene kabhi sapne me v nahi socha tha arrey jo admin ghanto yaha bethkar hamare liye naye naye jokes lata hai jo hamari khushiyo k liye hamare sath bakarchodi karta hai aaj uski baatein tumhe chubh rahi hai, ab ye na kehna ki me ushi k khushi k liye yaha se ja rhi hu
ye baat tum v janti ho aur me v tum agar ye site chhod di to admin kabhi khush nhi rahega, wo to tumse sirf frndship k naate aisa keh rha tha itna serious mat lo, aur agar usne real me koi kadwi baat boli v hai to uska pura haq banta hai, apno se hi to jhagra hota h
ME ADMIN AUR BAKI SARE FRNDS TUMSE EK HI BAAT KEHNA CHAHTE HAI – HUM ITNE PYARI DOST KO NHI KHO SAKTE HAI JISKA NAAM RASHII HAI, agar tum aa gayi to apne aap par naaz karunga agar nhi aayi to apne aap par sharm hoga ki dost chunna hume nhi aaya
Raj Thanks itna sab kahne ke liye…. par main bas ek bat janta hun
Jisne jana ho use duniya ki koi takat nahi ro sakti, aur jisne pass rahna ho use duniya ki koi takat durr nahi kar sakti
aur ye bat mene ek bar nahi hazar baar ajmayi hai
Wah!!!! Raj bro. Wah!!!!! Teri Esi Bindaaspan wali style ke to hum sabhi kaayal hai..
Jo baat hum Rashii se kahna chahtey thhe wahi humare dil wali baat aapne bhi kah diya……So very-very thank U humari baat kahne k liye.
rashii isme cment n dene vali konsi baat hui yaar! Hm tmhe samjdar ladki samjte h, tm h aesi harkt krogi kya aur tmhari problem me samj skti hu …pr use solve kiya ja skta h na
hello panchhi!
wah kya baat kahi me to tumhari in baton ka kayal ho gaya! waise ye jo tumne kaha mujhe samjh nahi aya. ha..ha..
Waise bhi kehte hai ki jis chiz ke bare me hame pata nahi chalta wo chiz jyada auspicious thing ban jati hai.
aur matrix bhai hehehe me tumhara kayal ho raha hu
Jay ji us insan ko ho sake to mere taraf se bhi 2-4 galiyan aur dijiye,kyunki usi ke karan aaj hamari ye halat hai.us kamine ko apne paise ka bahut gamand hai.
Hallo Maansi……Shayad Us Insaan Ko Gaali Dene Ka Koi Fayda Nahi Jise Koi Ehsaas Hi Na Ho.. Take Care Dear.
Apni Galtiyon Se Sikhiye. Main Ye Nahi Kahunga Ki Aap Bilkul Saaf Suthri Rahi Us Poore Jhagde Me. Baharhaal Taali Dono Hatho Se Bajti Hai. Galti Dono Ki Hai. Ye Aap Maan Le To Behtar Hai. Uske Maan Ne Na Maan Ne Se Aapko, Kam Se Kam Ab, Koi Fark Nahi Padna Chahiye. Aap Bus Khud Ko Khush Rakhna Sikhiye To Bahaane Hazaar Mil Jaayenge. Fir Bhi Itna Jarur Kahunga.. Raat Jitni Kaali Hoti Hai Subah Ka Ujaala Utna Hi Chmakdaar Hota Hai. Bhagwaan Aapko Hamesha Khush Rakhe.
abe admin…..is maansi wale mattre ko clear kar mere bhai….sala hum sharafat me advise dene chale the.. yaha ulta buraai mil rahi hai……..aaj raat ko 2 4 bear lagani padegi……..tabhi mood theek hoga…….
Pankaj ji aap agar mere friend bane rahna chahte hain to ek promise kijiye ki aaj ke bad bear nahi lenge.bahut buri chij hai.
mansi ji jab tak tum ye maan na lo ki ha main ladka hoon tabtak pankaj bear laga ta rahega.huhuhuhu
LADKIYO KO METRO MEI AAGE KA DIBBA HI KYUN MILA PICHE KA KYU NHI ?
Kyunki delhi ki govt. ye achchi tarah janti hai ladkio ko ladko se aage nikalne ki humesa jaldi rehti hai
Ab wo pichhe ka dibba dete to ye fir bhi aage aake khadi hoti aur chhedkhani kam nhi ho pati
Iss liye delhi govt ne inke liye aaga ga dibba only for ladys banaya hai
rashii ji agar tum mera coments read kar rahe ho to plz tum jana mat tum bin ye coments sunha h yaar ab maan bhi jao.
Dekh yar rasi
tum dil ki bahut hi achchi ho,,baten v kafi achchi krti,,aur ye jan kr kafi khusi hui ki ap apne carear k prti kafi activ ho,,bt yar ek bar apne dil p hath rakh kr kaho,,agr tm admin jaghe rhti to kya feel,,,100 % tumhe bura lagta,,
aur tum kvi v aise jhuthe lrka s bat nhi krti,,right
aur 1 bat janti ho yar admin ki adat h sirf majak m num magne ki,,,wo kbhi v seriasly kisi s num nhi mangta h,,,
bt yar tm n admn s wada kiya tha, ki m thursday june ko num dungi bt apne nhi diya,fir apne bola jaise july ka exam khatam hoga m promise krti hu apko jrur nm dungi,,bt yar ab ap bahana kr rhi ho
yar jb tumhe nm dena hi nhi tha kyun apne wada kiya,,,
NHI krti wada,,,,itne dino s jaise chal rha tha avi v baisa hi chalta
aur yar sayad tumne admn ko avi tk nhi pahchan payi,,,,yar bolna to bahut kuch chahta hu,,,bt mere cmnts kuch jyada hi lmbe ho jayenge,,,,last m mai apko bs ye hi kahunga,,,,agar ap ko admn koi v baten achchi lgi hon aur apk dil m admn k liye thori si v jagha hongi to ap jrur aayengi,,,,
JPR
Hey kaha ho divya janu aaja tujko pukare mera pyar aaja main hu khada tere intzaar me
apki jaanu uske office wale uncle ki khbr le rai hogi
Aur meri janu?
oh is bache ki v janu h !! :p
Haan meri kuchu muchy panchy
is bache ki v janu h,jo avi tk nipple s dud piti h,
JPR
bhosdike samir tu jyada bol raha hai. mazaak aisa karo ki bolne wale ko hi lage uske relation tak na pahuche.
Panchhi tum shayad mujhse 1 year badi ho, to kya tum buddhi ho gayi. he..he..
nhi bs tm h bacche reh gye.i knt tmhara vikas ruk gya h .,so sad :( ….:p
panchhi- sahi sawal kiya tumne hehehehehe
Atankwaadi ke liye ek song meri taraf se:
Kitna ajeeb chehra..
Kitni ghatiya ankhe..
kitni ghatiya ankhe hai ankho se tapakta chipar….
tujhe rab ne banaya hoga chunne ke liye gobar……
tujhe rab ne banaya hoga chunne ke liye gobar..
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gobar(shit of cow)
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Note: it's a remix of song kitna haseen chera from movie dilwale
writer: Matrix :P
hahaheh ye remix us song se betr he. nice song.
hehehe latest remix is coming soon
Relax your hurt.
Close your eyes,
Make a wish,
Say good night,
Sky so wide,
Stars so bright,
Of the light,
On moon light,
Sleep keep quite.
A very gudnight.
aise kaise gud nIGHT
pahle band karo light
lund karo tight
fir karo jabardast fight
aur jab niklega white white
tab jaake kahna gud night samjhe bhaiyagaandu prasad
@mansi ji ab to apko proof karna padega ki aap ladki ho…..khair agar aap ladka b ho to koi fark nhi padta…baat ek din samne aa hi jayegi…..
@rashi ji raat bahut ho gyi hai ab so jaiye
@PUNCHI b sayani ho gyi kaafi salah dene lagi hai…
are aaj yeh site pe…kya kya hua hai…kisi vajah se site access nahi kar paya…to garma garmi cchai hui hai…..
@rashii di,…aap admin se na sahi…humse to baat kar lia kijie…..one thing i wan2 say…..if there is a strong love between two persons…..even god cant seprate them…….leave the word..
dedicate to LOVE….
..koi baat nahi hum tumhare sath nahi,
koi baat nahi yeh mulakat ajeeb hi sahi,
log kahtein hain hum jee nahi saktein agar aap pass nahi,
koi baat nahi tumhari baatein tumhara naam bus kafi hai…
zindagi ki dhalte din aur raat bitane k liye,
jab tak jeenge tumhari tasveer na sahi..tumhare naam ko tasveer banalenge.
log kahte hain raam naam satya hai,
lekin marne se pehle kahenge…tumhara pyaar hi satya hai..
@Jay…,Dhiraj likha karo not Dhiru…
Dhiraj=respect+love,Dhiru=only love ha ha ha!! tc.
@Jay…Prince…Panky….Samir…,..mujhe tum charo se kucch chahiye plz mana to nahi karoge.
tum charo k pass woh cheez hai meine kal hi dekha tha…
samir tum mana mat karna…baat yeh ki mujhe yeh chize karna pasand nahi….means udhar
jay mujhe tumhara addidass k shoe..
prince…mujhe tumhari bike,
panky…tumhara…fastrack k specs
samir,..tumhari lee cooper ki t-shirt ,…..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Yaar Dhiraj tum manga bhi to kewal addidass k shoe. Yaar tere liye to mera pura Sarir (Body) hazir hai. Jiske samne duniya ki sari chezo ki koi Value nahi hai.
Mera pyara jay
tu dhiraj ko kitna manta h yar,,
jay yar pliz meri help kr aur mere pappu jet ko apne ghasila airpot(gand) pe landing krne ki anumati de,,
,,bt yar tere pathrila airpot p kitna katila ghas h be,,,,he he aise m mera pappu jet durghatna grst ho jayega ,,,
JPR
Bike To De Dunga.. Lekin Uss Me Petrol Nahi Hai.. Aur Petrol Pump Yaha Se Bahut Door Hai.. Akele Jaane Ka Mann Nahi Hai.. Ek Kaam Karte Hain.. Tum Bhi Aa Jao. Saare Raaste Baate Karte Chalenge. Raasta Bhi Kat Jaayega Aur Petrol Bhi Bach Jaayega.
Abe prince tere byk
m petrol khatam ho gya h,
hmmmm
koi bat nhi yar,,samir h na,,aj tum mere SER(lion) ko le jao,,,ye tumhe aur dhiraj ko samir ka jungle ghumane le jayega yar,,wahin tum dono baith k picnic manayyo,,,aur yar thnx khne koi jarurat nhi h,,,tera dost hu yar,,dosti m no thnx
JPR
@panky,..n samir…tumne koi jawab nahi dia ab tak…..samir and panky m sorry….tumse kucch mangne k liye….tum dono mere itne acche dost ho ki tumhare liye….kaanto pe bhi chal denge….
@Prince,….hum tumhari bike ko lekar kya karenge….tumhari dosti tumhari baaton k liye….swarg bhi chhod denge..
@Jay,….tumse hum kyon kucch mange….tumhare pyaar ne jo mujhe khushi di…woh jannat mein bhi naseeb na ho..
jay tumse pyaar karna bahut mushkil hai…tumhare liye to mann mein puja ki bhawana jagti hai….
@ Dhiraj______
Chal rahne de apni Di ki tarah Jhoothi tareef karne ko. Aur ye bata ki ye Puja hai koun, Kahi teri Bhootani ki Saheli to nahi hai ?????? Aur mere liye kyu puja ki bhawana jagti hai ???
Dhiraj
samir doston ka dost h,,aur dusmano ka sbse bara dusman h,
bol tujhe kya chahiye,,
teri khusi k khatir samir apni jan v de dega yar,,,
bt pahle mujhe ek sexyyy kissi de,,
teri kissi s mere pure bdn m aag lg jata h, yar,,mera komu komu dhiru dega na ,,,he he
JPR
rashii ji aap coments nahi kar rahe ho to aur koi bhi nahi kar rahe h rashii ji tume itna gussa kyu aya itna gussa aap par acha nahi lagta
Aaj SRI MUTHMAR G kuch nhi kahenge mere bare me…………subah se aapka cmt ka intejar hai ek to cmt kar k dekhiyo aaj fir dekhiyo ki bakwas kise kehte hai
Sunayiye maha raj ji akhir kaun se word dil me dabaye subah se mera intzar kar rahe ha .
Sorry raj bindas bro mujhe laga vo panchi wala comnt tune mujpar kiya ha. Aur yaar tere comnt!
Mano ya na mano lagta nai kisi ladki par kiya gya ha. Is liye thoda daut ho gya is liya maine reply kar diya sory
haha Raj bindaas ne mujhe aj apni photo dikhayi. ha..ha..
usne likha tha:
ye chehra dekhne k liye na jane kitne taras rahe hai, bt kisi ko dikhaya na to tu soch liyo me kya karunga, aur me apna real name tumhe kyon batau be.
Ab aap log hi usse poochna ki aisa kya kiya hai usne ki sabse apna muh chupata fir raha hai ha..ha… xD
aur me itna kyu has raha hu mat puchna koi. kyuki agar me bataunga to raj gussa ho jayega. :P
@****,..plz tum jay ko gali mat do…wo ganda bolta hai but dil ka dhoodh hai….aur bakio se bhi meri yahi prathna hai jay k bare mein ulta sidha serious mat likho….jay jab tumhein koi bura likhta hai bada kharab lagta hai…jay tum bhi thoda sa sambhal k likho taki tumhare dhiraj ko indirectly hurt na ho…plzz
Dhiraj tu ye kya bol raha hai, Koun mujhe Gali de raha hai ????? Maine to koi aisa comments nahi dekha hai jisme kisi ne mujhe gali diya ho. Aur tumko mere liye kishi user (Dost) se prathna karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai. Agar prathna karni hi hai to upar wale se prathna karo. Tumhara JAY etana kamjor bhi nahi hai ki koi aaye aur kuch bhi karke ya Kah kar chala jaaye. Esliye mere dost mere yaar tum meri phikar mat kiya kar.
Aur rahi Bad words use karne ki to wo mai Insaan ko dekhkar hi waisa karta hun. Mere bahut se frnds n Bro. yaha par hai, Jinke liye maine kabhi bhi galat word use nahi kiya ho jis se ki unko bad filling huyi ho. Haa Jo Sala Gandu hota hai aur jiske gand me khujali hoti hai bash uski khujali mita deta hun.
sahi baat hai
@jay,samir n prince tum panky se puchna ki kya woh mujhse naaraj hai??? kyonki mujhe aisa lagta hai….agar aisa hai to…chhodo….magar bura lagega ek accha dost dur chala gaya…mujhe pata hai woh mujhse q naaraj hai…byee..tc.
are……….dhiraj…..m tujhse naaaraz nahi hu mere bhai………….lekin jab mne apna chasma tujhe de diyaaa hai to bhai……..myjhe kuch dikhai nahiiiii de rahaaa be………….ab dusraaaaaaa banwaaya hai isiliye der ho gayi…….hehehehe
@avishek,..if that cmnt u cmmntd on me…then thank u so much…
@samir,…jarur dunga but tum najar nahi aate ho..:).
dosto aaj ka din kuch achcha nhi nikla aaj 1bhi joke nahi aya esliye aaj kisi ko mazaa nhi aya.samir,dhiraj,panchhi,jay,matrix,rajb.das,and all friends tum sab kese ho….
sale mujhe bhul gaya kya
mast hain jokeeeeeeeee
Two finger ke beach main jitna dalo sab le legi
and pata v nahi lagega
Dekh Admn yar
ish syt p kuch jyada hi rasi rasi ho rha h, aur jisk karan syt p aane m kafi boring feel hota h yar aur
BEKAR m tu apna munh latkaye ghum rha h,,,tu phle soch l yar tere liye rasi badi h ya tera syt,,,,
bcoz 2 din s ish syt p kafi boring baten ho rhi h,,,,
ishi liye khta hu yar tu apne sare user ko bol de ki rashi mater p koi chrcha na kre,,,
JPR
Samir bhai.tum bilkul sahi kah rahe ho ki rashi ka charcha sab bahot jyada h kar rahe N.khan such main aaj bilkul mazaa nhi aya esliye mene bilkul coments nhi kiya dosto agar rashi ko ana hoga toh wo ajayegi plz meri baat ka galat matlab mat nikalna or tum toh sab coments kro yaar '1ke piche sab ko kyu chod rahe ho.
main yahi kahna chaht ahun ki jo gaya so gaya..
means agar koi mar jaye to uske piche mara nahi jata…. life hai jiyo khush rah ke jiyo…
rashiiiiii rashiiiiiiii rashiiiiiiiiii me tumhare liye marr bhi sakta hu.
(just joking)
yar mar mat salion ki chut maro
aaj mousam bada sexy h.
Hi friends
can u share me your jokes ?
i want make friendship with you.