Besharam, Tu Hosh Mein To Hai?
Views: 32,638 - Posted on 01 Sep 2012
Preeto Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Mahmano Ko Halwa Parosne Aa Jati Hai,
Santa: “Besharam, Tu Hosh Mein To Hai?”
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Bhonsdi ke main number kaise de du idhar publick mein tu mere ko apna number info@nonvegjokes.com pe send kar de… main call kar lunga ;)
and agar sirf hello hi karni hai to rahne de mujhe laga ki tu milega kuch time bitayega dukh sukh sanjhe karega par buhuhuhu tu tha hi kameena aur hai bhi kameena aur teri baato ko dekh ke lagta hai ki tu rahega bhi kameena hi
admin raat ho jayegi…..isliye bola tha…agar din mein aaya to milunga…..but abhi koi pakka nahi hua h….
Roz Subha Khud Say Aik Waada Kartay H
Tujhay Iss Dil Say Bhulanay Ka Irada Kartay H
Apni He Baat Say Mukkarr Jatay H Maloom Nahi Kyoun
Bheegti Ankhon Ko Khuwab Tornay Keliye Amaadah Kartay H
Tujhe chah ke kisi ki kyu chah karu,
Tujh ko bhul ke main khud ko tabah karu,
Tu meri zindgi hai tum hi meri duniya,
Phir kyu kisi or ke bare mein soch ke gunah
karu..
Mujhe Badnaam Karne Ke Bahane Dhoondte Ho
Kyo?
Main Khud Hi Badnaam Ho Jaunga, Pehle Thoda
Naam To Hone Do
gd joke…
Kitni BHOLI hain Santa ki WIFE bilkul Santa ki jaisi :D
Good Evening Friends.
Kisne pucha tha late soti hu abhi bi to ans hain purani adat itni jaldi nhi hat ti :(
Deepak ji kya shyari sunate ho ap gd 1 :)
Fir Milte hain
Take Care Friends
Are kahan ho ji aap
Mene puchha tha qki me bahut pahle se aap k cmnts ko dhyan se padhta tha. Time v note krta tha. Us samay me cmnt nhi krta tha Jb mene cmnt krna start kia tb aap ne site par aana bnd kr dia tha . mene kai baar aapse baat krne ki koshish ki bt aapne koi rply nhi dia. Me v raat ko der tk jagta hun. Isliye aap v muze mere jaisi lgi. Ab……………
hi rashi ji…how r u? welcome back….mein dehradun mein tha MBA k papers the mere
hello how r you??…mujhe yaad krna naa bhule!!…jaanti ho naa main kaun hoon!! MATHS TEACHER!!?? haha hihi!!tc!!
and all
friendssssss!!
Good joke
admin bhaiya kya aapake girl friend hai? bolo bolo javab do!!!
Bhai sach batau.. to hai bhi aur nahi bhi. yaa ye kah le ki na hone ke brabar hai :’(
le beta tere liye sher h….
जिंदगी हसीं है जिंदगी से प्यार कीजिये ,
है अँधेरा तो क्या, उजाले का इंतज़ार कीजिये,
वो पल भी आयेगा जिसका इंतजार है आपको,
रब पर भरोसा और वक़्त पर ऐतबार कीजिये……
Kaun h wo…?
“bhulu to main kaise bhulu..woh yaadein woh baatein”
“baatein thi woh pyaari pyaari..beshak door ho gyai woh raatein woh baatein”
…..though HE likes me”
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“koi beeta lamha hume lauta de…ya iss lamhe ko beete kal jaise bana de”
“beshak kal beet gya..aaj subah hui din dhal gya..lekin hume yakeen hai”
…though HE likes me”
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“uska naam dikhta nhi woh ab baatein likhta nhi”
“beshak ek nishan humne chhod diya uske seene mein”
..so HE Likes me”
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“woh kanha hai..knha nhi…hume yaad krta ya krta nhi”
“lekin jab jab mein uski baatein padhun..woh ek zindagi ban k kisi k hoto ki zindagi ban jaati hai”
…..i belive HE likes me”
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:) T R U T H I S H E C A N T F O R G E T M E C O Z H E L I K E S M E :)
…………………………… G O O D * E V E N I N G……………………………….
hello frends,
now i selected in govt. Job.it’s celebration time. All of you are my frends, so i think i inform it.
Gdnght.
Hi raashi ji, priya ji n all frnds kaise ho ap log..?
admin ji kya aap apni girl friend se true love ( पवित्र प्यार) karte ho? bolo bolo javab do!!
Pavitar love? Vo kya hota hai
“he avoids me,..he wants to forget me,…he tries his best as possible as he can”
“he even prays to god…so he can completely make me nil in his heart”
“but god dammit..i again pop up in his mind nd heart…so watt the hell behind it”
………………………………………….cuz HE likes me!! :)
” :idea: GOOD NIGHT :idea: “
acha joke hai…
hehehehehehe…..! kitni ghatiya joke thi…!
FAISAL Hakla Suhaag Raat Ko BIWI RAHILA Sey:
Jaan, Mein Tujhey
Ch.
Chu..
Chuu..
Chuuu…
BIWI RAHILA (famous kamatipura ki randi) Kapde Utaar Kar Boli:Choomley, Choosley,Chaatley, Chodley, Magar Apni Chu Chu Band Kar Chutmarike Chutiye!’
Super, kya baat hai.
Wese biwi aesi hi honi chahiye.
A Chutlya is always better than a Gandu !! :-P
EK saccha dost wahi hota hai jise agar tum Chutiya bolo toh wo palat ke bole…..
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Bahenchoddd..!Muh me le le…..!!! ;-)
Airtel corrupt song:
I, me myself boring hai,
Masturbating disinteresting hai,
Internet hai toh porn hai,
Porn hai toh mazaa hai!
Tere muh mein mera hai,
Mere muh mein tera,
Mere muh mein tera hai,
Tere muh mein mera.
Charas Teri, mera ganja ho,
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
Lund mera tera bachcha ho,
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey,
Mein aur tum se sex bane,
Sex se bane hum Sab,
Sex ke liye whore chahiye,
So hey whore, WHAT’S UP!!
Tera gaand mera Fuck,
Mera Dick tera suck,
Tere boobs, mera lick,
Teri chut mera Dick.
Tere muh mein mera hai,
Mere muh mein tera,
Mere muh mein tera hai
aur tere muh mein mera!!
Newton’s 5th Law Of Exams :
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“Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases When The Number Of Girls In The Exam Hall Increases” :-P
Ye ldkiyan ldko ko brbaad krke rhengi.
Guy 1: “Owky, I’m gonna tell u a story with 4 PARTS. Ok remember that, 4 PARTS…!!!”
Guy 2: “Owky…”
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Guy 1: “I’m gonna start with part 1…
There was a husband and a wife, they were driving to a camp site when they came upon a split road…
The husband goes: ‘Let’s take the left one.’
The wife goes: ‘I think we should take the right road…’
Then the husband slaps the wife across the face… ‘Who’s driving, me or you?!?’ And they take the left path….
Guy 2: “Hahahahahaaaaa…”
Guy 1: “Owky, now I’m gonna tell you part 2…
Once they get to the camp site the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook their dinner.
He comes back and the wife says, ‘Good, now I can cook fish soup for us to eat…’
The husband says, ‘But I wanna eat fried fish..’
The wife slaps the husband across the face and says, ‘Who’s cooking me or you?!?’
And they end up drinking fish soup…
Guy 2: “Hahahaaaa…. lol…”
Guy 1: “Now I’m gonna tell you part 4….
Guy 2: “What about part 3?!?”
Guy 1: ****Gives two big slaps to guy 2 across the face****
“Who’s telling the story, me or you?!?”
Girlfriend: Baby I heard u failed in English, how is it possible??
Boy Friend: Who TELLED U??
GF: Bas Rehne De, Main Samajh Gayi.!
True Fact:
Relation Between Todays Boy & Girl..
U Can Touch Each Other
But
U Cant Touch Each Others Mobile Phone.!
Really Complicated. :-D
Teacher: Khet mein TATTI karne se pehle PISHAB kyun aata hai???
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Student : Taa ki PAAD maarte waqt MITTI na udde..! :-p
Every episode of CID has these 3
things :
1. Abhijeet : Dekhiye plz co-
operate kijiye, Hum CID se hai.
Person : Hunnnhhh…. CIDEEEE:O:O
( As if he did the crime :P )
2. Daya : Accha, nahi pata
tujhe..Slaps Criminal starts sobbing in the
CID Bureau
Haan, maine hi maara tha usko :’(
3. ACP-prathuman : Khud ko
bachane ke liye tumne do do
khoon kar daale..
Ab toh tumhe, faasi hi hogi..
Faaasssiiiii… :@
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15 saal se ek hi cheez chali aa
rahi hai.. Hadd hai bhai.. !!
Atleast dialogues to change karo:P
Ab toh aisa lagta hai – Sony pe CID
nahi, CID pe Sony aata hai :P =D
G m frnds
Nitesh bhai kya raat bhar jagte ho ?
Jokes achchhe hain.
:putnam:
:)
Putnam ? ? ?
nitesh bahut badhiya jokes……..great….