Besharmi Ki Bhi Hadd Hoti Hai
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Hindi Ki Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Ko Khada Kiya Aur Puchha
Madam: “Aaj Dhoom-Dham Se Meri Shaadi Hui – Is Past Tense Ko Future Tense Mein Badal Kar Batao?”
Pappu Besharmi Se Bola: “Aaj Raat Aapki Jamkar Thoka-Thukayi Hogi”
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
Very gud joke.
Good joke ye sunne ke baad pappu ki thukayi to pakki hai
sahi kaha bhai…madam to baad me thukegi..pappu pahle thukega.!
:o :o
good joke :)
Hahahahahaha……
Pappu…..
gud evng evry1….!
whts going on..?
hihihihihihi….
Maine ‘Maut’ ko dekha to nahi par shayad wo bahot Khubsurat hogi…!
Kambakhat jo bhi usse miltahain, Jeena chod deta he.!
Samose bhai to fir der kis baat ki??? Hehehe
Ye Rim Jhim… Ye Baarish… Ye Aawargi Ka Mousam..
Ye Tanhai.. Ye Ruswai… Ye Tum Ko Yaad Karne Ka Mousam…
Chitragupt yamraj se bola :
Maine ek aisa software banaya hai ki jab bhi dharti pr kisi masoom pe attyachar hoga to swarg mein ek blast hoga..!
Achanak ek ke baad ek bahut sare blast hone lage..
Yamraj ne pucha ye kya ho raha hai…….?
Chitragupt:- lagta hai kisi Engineering university ka result aa gaya…..! :-D
Banta: What is a Mangalsutra?
.
Santa: It is a device to enjoy
Kamasutra without C*nd*m.
Banta: What is a C*nd*m?
Santa: It is device to enjoy
Kamasutra without Mangalsutra..!!
@deletd jee kal wali aapki sari shayri mst thi..!
Nd @aby bro tere bhi saare mst the!!!
Nd sbse mast kalh ki @Piyush bhi ki hukka wali joke…
abhi tk hansi aa rahi hai..!
ek do aur ho jaye bhai..!
deepak bhai kaise ho aap..?
Nd nice one definition..!
Honahaar beta V/s nalayak beta
papa: beta aage ka kya plan
hai?
honhaar beta: bus 10th me 98%
aa jaye fir 2 sal ki mehnat n
“IIT”n then 1 saal ki mehnat fir
“IIM”then 20 lacs package job..life
happy…!!
nalayak beta: bus 10th pass ho
jaye fir roadies me se bike jeet k
aaunga splitvilla me se apki bahu fir emotional atayachal se use
certified karwaunga pass ho gyi to thik nhi to
process repeat
karunga…! :P
Hello friends kya ho raha hai
kuch nahi yaar
Medam ki thukai se pehle pappu ki thukai ho gai wo bhi puri class k samne wese kaha pappu ne sahi tha
waah waah waah…..
Pappu ne to madam ki phatne se pahle hi phadh di
pappu madam ke liye pass ho gaya
Hu hu hu hu
Do baaten ho skti h….hu hu..ki..
1- Aap ne koi bht tez mirchi (Tikhi) wali chiz khaa li h
2 Taarzan ko bula rahi ho..
Dipakji hme mirchi nai lgi hme joke smj aa gya to hm huting kr re the kota me ldko ko hr chote se bat pe huting krte sune hmne smja aj hm try krte h
Arz Kiya hai:
W0H Meri Qismat Mein Nahi Yeh Suna Hai Logon Se,
Phir Sochta hun Qismat Khuda Likhta Hai Log Nahi..!!!
Pappu U.S.A. se apni maa ko
phone krta h.
Pappu: MAA muze AIDS ho
gaya he.
MAA:Tu wapas mat aana BETA
Pappu:Q
MAA :
Agar tu aaya to Teri BIWI
ko AIDS hoga, Teri BIWI se tere
BHAI ko
Tere BHAI se NOKRANI ko,
NOKRANI se tere PAPA ko,
Tere PAPA se teri MAUSI ko, Teri
MAUSI se tere
MOUSA ko,
Tere MOUSA se Muze, muz se
hamare DRIVER ko,
driver se teri Bahen ko Or
Agar teri bahen ko hua to sare
GAON ko ho jayega! GAON ko
bacha le beta. ;)
gud one
WAH WAH WAH…………..
Nyc one piyush ji
hahahahahahahahah mst joke yaaar………….!!!!!
Good afternoon friends..
how r u all??
Wah pyush bro kya baat hai
good one! admin ji my previous is not published? why?
GiRLS :-
Mohabbat to kisi ek se
karungi.
Ho sake, to kisi nek se
karungi.
Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek
ladka..
“TRY” to har ek ko
karungi..:)
KAMINEY BOYS :-
Arz kiya hai
koi ladki hme thukra de to Gum
nhi,
Koi Ladki hume thukra de
to gum nhi,
Are us ladki ki maa ki.
kismat footi jiske damad
hm nhi;):D
Sula gyi wo khud ke khwab dekarmeri aankho me is tarh
Ke ab toh mujhe din me sona bhi accha lagta he…..
Doctor-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 DinoKi
Mehman Hai,
I Am So Sorry !!!
Santa-Is mein Sorry Ki Koi Baat
Nahi Hai Dr. Sahab,
Nikaal Lenge Ye 2 Din Bhi Jaise
Taise Kar ke…
~Usay jana tha wo chale gaye
~Na main pas usko bula ska.~~
~~Na main Dil ki baat bta ska~~
~~Wo hansi hansi mein he chal diye~~
~~K main hath tak na hil ska~~
~Yun he sochta raha door tak~~
~~Magr usko kuch na bta ska~~
~~Ye maqam he tha ajeeb sa~~
~~K main khud ko b na bcha ska~~
~~Wo juda hua to kuch is tarah~~
~~Koi rasam tak na nibha ske~~
~~Usay jana tha wo chale gaye~
~~Usay aaj tak na bhula ska~
Main Aansu hi sahi teri palko ka…
Hoon badi Anmol..
Ise yu.. baha ke mujhe mitti me naa mila..!
Dundhla rahe hai saher ke jalte huye chiraag…
Aree neend aa bhi jaa ke bahot ho gayi raat..!
Main fana ho gaya…
Afsos wo badle bhi naa…
meri chahat se bhi sachhi rahi nafrat uski..!
gud nyts guys…!
GOOD MORNING, NITESH BRO..
gm deepak & nitesh bro….
aaj saare kaha chle gye?
hello frnds. nice commit