Beta Akhir Baap Par Hi Gaya

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Aap Logo Ne Pada Ki Santa Ne Pappu Ko Paisi Dene Se Mana Kar Diya Thha

To Pappu Kuch Din Santa Se Naraj Raha

Par Ek Din Uska Popcorn Khane Ka Dil Kiya To Usne Fir Santa Se Paisi Mangne Ki Sochi

Pappu: “Daddy 5 Rs Ka Coin Hai Mene Popcorn Khane Hai”

Santa Lunch Kar Raha Thha Usne Socha Ki Chal 5 Rs Hi To Mang Raha Hai De Deta Hun

Santa: “Mere Hath Busy Hai Pant Ki Pocket Mein Se Nikal Le”

Pappu Ne Haath Dala To Pocket Fati Hui Thi Santa Ka Lund Haath Mai Aa Gaya.

Pappu Bola: “Daddy Pocket Mein Coin Nahi Hai”

Santa Ne Bola Dusre Wali Pocket Mein Hoga.

Pappu Ne Pocket Me Haath Dala Vo Bhi Fati Hui Thi Fir Se Lund Haath Mai Aa Gaya.

Pappu Gusse Se Chilaya: “Benchod, Pocket Mai Ek Bhi Rupya Nahi Hai Or Do Do Lund Le Ke Firta Hai.“

Ladkiyo Ka To Shonk Hota Hai Ki Vo Ladke Jaisi Dikhe - Par Is Aadmi Ko Na Jane Kya Hua Jo Ye Ladki Bana

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Arrey Koi Meri Bhi Maar Do
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Mujhe Deewana Banane Ke Liye
Teri Ek Jhalak Hi Kafi Hain Mujhe Deewana Banane Ke Liye, Tune Itni Badi Salwaar Pehni Hai Ek Choti ..

Abe Tu Kyu Chup Hai?
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A Notice For Girl Workers
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Hindi Version
पर एक दिन पप्पू का दिल पोपकोर्न खाने का किया तो उसने संता से पेसे मांगे

पप्पू: "पापा 5 रुँपये का देना मेने पोपकोर्न खाने है"

संता लंच कर रहा था बोला

संता: "मेरे हाथ बिजी है पेंट की जेब में से निकाल ले"

पप्पू ने हाथ डाला तो जेब फटी हुई थी संता का लंड हाथ में आ गया.

पप्पू बोला: "पापा इस जेब में तो नहीं है"

संता ने बोला दुसरे वाली जेब में होगा.

पप्पू ने दूसरी जेब में हाथ डाला वो भी फटी हुई थी फिर से लंड हाथ में आ गया

पप्पू गुस्से से चिलाया: "बेन्चोद, जेब में एक भी रुपया नहीं है और दो दो लंड ले के फिरता है."

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Dev says:

January 19, 2011 at 3:40 pm

hahahaha.:. good joke.

Rahul(chdml) says:

January 19, 2011 at 3:51 pm

ha ha ha haha he he hu hu mast joke hai admin bhai,thanks yar itna hasane ke liye.

Gdmng admin bhai n all frnds.

Rajesh(p.o) says:

January 19, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Very nice admin. Hey admin i am also having more then 100 new nonveg jokes which have been not published yet. So i want to send some of them, please guide me in a proper way how to submit the jokes on this site. Ok and hello to my all my dear frnds@

Admin says:

January 19, 2011 at 6:12 pm

Rajesh Ji… send it to info@nonvegjokes.com Mail.. mujhe khushi hogi ki 100 news jokes mile jo yaha publish nahi hai hehehe

Anil4209211 says:

January 19, 2011 at 9:16 pm

@ Rajesh, Aap ko Lagta hoga ki aapke Joke New hai, aap ne Shyad wo jokes der se sune honge, Admin ne wo pehle se hi sun Rekhe honge, Tabhi Publish nahi hote, mere to Publish ho jate hai, Simple sa STEP hai- Click on 'Submit Joke' and fill the required information

Ajuba says:

January 19, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Isi liye pappu fail hota he gud 1 lage raho

sexy uncle kidhar kho gaye ?

Aapke coment ya joke nai aa rahe?

shallu says:

January 19, 2011 at 4:37 pm

i m first

January 19, 2011 at 4:41 pm

hehehe nice joke

Hi adminji n my all cute frnds hru guys aap sabko bahut miss kiya. Gm to all

Sheela. says:

January 19, 2011 at 5:21 pm

He he he he pappu ne to santa ko dra hi diya h…..

@jay ji mai apki kl wali jwni or study wali bat smjhi ni apne esa q likha? Kya mene apko kuch kha tha?

@hey rashi mai tujhe bhul jau ye ho ni skta tum mujhe bhul jao ye mai hone ni dungi..he he he hehehehe hru?

@rahul ji i miss u frnd

@panchi ji sb apko slah ku de rhe h?

@ravan ji btaye kha milna h ashok vatika mai ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha

@dabang ji love u jan ab tum kha gayb ho gye? Miss u lot janu.

@hot boy ji apki problm jada gmbhir ni h bs ap itna socho jo women apni pti ki wfadar ni h wo apki kya hogi.

@helo dev kese ho baby.

@raj bindas ji apka past padh k achha lga leki ap bdal gye ya ab b ese hi ho.

@helo admin kbi mujhe pe b dhyan diya kro.

@helo all frnds,ranaji, ratanji,divyaji,anjaliji, preetji sbko mera pyar bhra nmskar.

Ratan says:

January 21, 2011 at 2:24 am

Hi sheela apni jawani sambal k rakna dear.

- Sheela. says:
  
  January 21, 2011 at 4:48 am
  
  Hey @ratan ji mene apni jwani smbhli h ap hi apne pappu (lu#d) ko smbhl lo jo bat bat pe khda ho jata h.
pankaj says:

January 27, 2011 at 1:13 am

hi,sheela aapki jawani ke jalwe hume b dikhao.

January 19, 2011 at 5:32 pm

Little bird in d sky, dropping potty in ur eye

u dont worry, u dont cry

just thank god dat elephant cant fly.

hello frnds. G.M.

@panchhi dear, mujhe abhi nahi shahid hona hai. Hehe..mai aise hi khush hu.

@ratan yaar g.m. Kya haal hai janaab k?

@rahul bro, is samay mind me physics k derivations, chemistry ki reactions aur maths ke problems hi dance kar rahe hai. Is baar bhi at least top 3 me to ana hi hai.

@rashii di, kya kar diya lofar ne. Aur aap bhi na great ho. Use badmash bol rahi ho aur uske liye "g" bhi use kar rahi ho.

satish says:

January 19, 2011 at 5:34 pm

sach best joke of 2011

January 19, 2011 at 5:36 pm

hehehehheheheheh hansi hi nahi ruk rahi thank s admn

balaji says:

January 19, 2011 at 6:01 pm

ek bar santa ne pappu ke mari the aaj pappu ne santa ke mari mast yarrrrrrrrr admin

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Admin muze ye joks apne mobile pe chaheye kya karna padga plz tel me

Admin says:

January 19, 2011 at 6:07 pm

Hamari Mobile ki subscription activate kar lo

kapil the cute boy says:

January 19, 2011 at 7:56 pm

@ ADMIN yaar me to to aise hi majak me bol rha tha..tum kisi pe b joke likho…keep it up

@RAAJ Bindas yaar mene to tuje bahut jabardast reply dene ki sochi thi..lekin tera dusra comment padhne k baad mene vichar badal diya,…kher hum sab frnds hain aur kisi b chiz ko yaha pe seriously mat liya karo

@PANCHI…….yaar raaj tumne ab khola hai..ki tum meri juban band karna chahti thi…yaar tum ek baar ishara kar deti ki tum muje chup dekhna chahti ho to me chup ho jata,,,.bhai kehne ki naubat hi nhi aati

@SHEELA dear doon aa rha hu me fir kab chale date pe…AKHIRAJ ko nhi le jayenge

@is site ke sab boys ko ho kya gaya hai sba PANCHI ke piche haath dho ke pad gaye hain..ab jaan le lo panchi ki tum to….wese ADMIN aur PANCHI me ek simple bahas hui aur aap logo ne uska issue bana diaya

@RASHI ji..bas yaar hhum to bachpan se hi dhamal macha rhe hain…bas yaha b thoda shararat kar lete hain

@ANSHUL,RAVAN,ROSY,DHIRAJ,JAY,LOFER,WANTED,ATANKWADI…….AUR SARE frnds kese ho bhai

anshul says:

January 19, 2011 at 8:01 pm

he he he nicejokes admin bhai saala pappu pass ho gaya. he he he

January 19, 2011 at 8:03 pm

hey frnds kese ho sb.@admin bhai kya hal hai bhai apke,mast ho na dear.

@sheela mis u2 dear.

@rashi jha tum kaho wai chalte hai dear.he he he

@panchi yar yha pe koi dil se kala nai hai yha pe sb maja karne ate hai,isliye choti2 bato ki tntn mat lo or joke padho or maje lo.

@chodumal(lofar) yar jb teri or tri bibi ki lithi tab hi tje pata hai,bhai tri bibi ki tjse bi tght hai or chilate bhut hai,yar use kahade ki agar ab chilai gi tho me uski nai luga,he he he.

@dev bhai bst of luck for ur exams.

@ravan,rana,shalu,dhraj,atankwadi,kapil,ratan,raj bndas,wanted,mausam,ansul,rajesh kha ho sb.

@jay tu ku ja rha hai bhai esi kya bt ho gai bro.

@preet janu kha ho aj dikh nai rai ho,tabiat tho thk hai na,lve u dear uuummm.

BABULAL says:

January 19, 2011 at 8:20 pm

GOOOD JOKE BUT OLD ADMIN KUCHH NAYE JOKE LAO NA

January 19, 2011 at 8:21 pm

aaj market me bheed kuchh kam hai

Dhiraj(HiperSonicCru says:

January 19, 2011 at 11:09 pm

santa itna kanjoos hai ki underwear tak nahi pehan sakta…shame on u santa…bhagwan santa ka bhala kare.