Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?
Views: 27,371 - Posted on 05 Oct 2010
Shadi Ke Liye Ladke Wale Ladki Ko Dekhne Gaye
Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ladke Se Pucha: “Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?”
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@punit, no! Kavi ni suna..
@rosy ye jain logo ka sabse bada tirth-sthan hai. For more search on google
@rosy mere dimag mai teri 1 picture bani hui hai. Muje aesa lagta hai tum duniya ki sabse khoobsurat ladki ho. Ekdum gori, chikni, smart,perfect height,perfect figure,sexy & beautiful. Wht u say.
@rosy if u get my mobile no. Anywhere. Will u call me.
@punit, no..m nt as perfect as u think me 2b! M pretty, swt, caring as my cloz 1s say..height toh zyada ni h..admin k shouldrs tak aati hu..hehehe. Aur whn r u gng? Hav a nice trip!
@rosy thanx,i'll gng 2maro.
@rosy now i m in d train. Our group of 80 people. V enjy whole day. Really i miss u. Meri saamne wali seat par 1 couple baitha hai. Unko dekhkar muje lagta hai ki kash tum………………………..
Rosy aaj train jab alahbad station se nikli toh yamuna nadi dikhi mene nadi mai 1 coin dala. R u know rosy log mante hai ki nadi me coin dalkar agar kuch mangte hai toh hamari ichcha puri hoti hai. Mene manga apne pyar ko. Good night dg.
@punit, tats realy vry swt of u bt u knw na, ur wish isnt gng 2b granted.. So y do u hurt urself?
@rosy kesi ho. 3 din se mai tuje comment b nahi kar sakaa. tum toh muje comnt nahi karogi. Hai naa
@punit, konsa? I reply all ur msgs
@rosy kesi ho,i miss u dear,happy new year
@punit, Wc back. Hw r u? N hw ws ur trip?
@rosy i m fine,n trip is very nice.
@punit, gud 2 know tat
@rosy agar mai tumko gift dena chahu toh kya lena pasand karogi
@punit, gift? hmmm… Jst u b happy
@rosy thanx ,who is ur favrt actor @ actoress.
@Punit, how r u dear,…could u tell me about ur favs
songs…mujhe jaante hona…tumhara old friend…pehle iss site pe
dhiraj aaya den punit or rosy..confused..hehe…sorry! 4 d things
jo tumhe meri vajah se acchi na lagi hon..tc dear. @hi!
everbody…jay plz be happy! dear as u have said dat ..happiness
resides deep in u or everyone…tc and all…daksh,shallu lagta hai
mujhse naaraj hain…plz main itna bura nahi hoon..see
u..bye.
@punit, i like john, srk, imran, ranbir, kangana, bips n genelia.. Wht abt u?
@rosy i like ajay,shahid,kajol,katrina…& what's
ur favrt colour? @dhiru i m fine,i like a lot of song, i know u, i
know also dat u r older dan me,it's ok, tc,& how r
u
@Punit, m 5y9…i knw rosy is ur good frend..m happy wid dat…tc punit..and be happy..rosy bhi tumhe khush dekhna chahti hai..tum bahut acche ho nd lovely ho …rosy k tum behadd acche dost ho..nd rosy bhi tumhe accha dost samjhti hai..tc :)..u both my old lovely friends.
@punit, i think all colors r beautiful in their own place.. But i love black.. I think its great n defines me.. Urs?
@dhiraj, tq so much buddy
@rosy u r right. I like grey,black,sea green,aqua blue..& wht's ur figure.
@dhiru thanx dear i wanna ask a question plz give true reply~ punit have penis, rosy have vagina,dhiraj have ………..?
@punit, tum kaise sawal karte ho….btw main private parts ko lekar site pe disscuss yaa share nahi karta coz of my naturality…tumne boys ko to khub dekha hoga especially straight jo bilkul bhi private parts ko lekar shy nahi karte..woh unki naturality hogi meri aise nahi hai…ab punit mein dhiraj hoon to vagina kyon hoga mere pass…haan meri jo eyes hain woh mast hai sabhi males ko attract karti hai…isliye cap use karta hoon…kal ki baat hai ek jagah kisi ka wait kar raha tha..log itna ghoor rahe the..bikes wale car,rikshaw,and many more..kya kare meri eyes straights ko gay bana sakti hain..haha.tc..
@punit, wht hav u got 2 do wit my figure? Thot u as a frnd n shared sm likes n dislikes.. N nw u gng byond frndshp.. N wht da fcuk u mean by rosy has v***na.. Cummon if u realy lovd me or evn frnd v hotey na, u wdnt hav usd such words 4 me, n wo v sabke saamne.. Nw i think u understood d differens btwn punit n rosy's boy.. Disgustng!!
@rosy sorry agar apko bura laga ho actual me muje punit ki jagah male rosy ki jagah female word use karna chahiye tha rosy sorry 4 ask such question . plz forgive me, rosy mai tumhe real me sachche dil se frnd samjata hu . rosy mai haqikat me ye janna chahta tha ki tum sirf non veg jokes pasand karti ho ya non veg baate bhi. lekin tumne proof kar diya ki u r really great girl. i salute u.rosy tumne mere dil me apni ijjat badaa li hai. rosy aaj mai tumse promise karta hu ki aaj k baad tumse aese sawal kabhi b nahi puchhunga. n plz mere pyar par shak mat karo i steel love u. rosy plz muje maaf kar dena.
@rosy gm rosy aaj raat ko tere bare me sochate-sochte nind nahi aayi subah k lagbhag 6 baje nind aayi aur abhi 7 baje wapis utha, rosy muje aesa lag raha hai ki kash tumhara mobile no. Hota toh meri feeling ko tumse baat karke samja paata. I m so sorry
@punit,Now i dnt want 2 undrstand anythng. Stop botherng urself!
@rosy plz
@bhen k bhaio ,maa ki betiyo….saare ko good morning!!…bhen k bhaiyo thoda meri taraf bhi dhyan de diya karo…behne to deti hi hain..lol..haha!!.
aaj sab ko yaad karta hoon…hi my sexy loveble JAY…hi my cute lovely SHALLU…my hot sexy DAKSH…hi my bindass sexy RAJ BIN …hi my sweet lovely sexy DEV….hi my cute bholu ..PUNIT…hi my sexy caring mindy LOFAR ..my..caring mast RAAVAN…my lovely short temper DEEP…my understanding RANA…H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@dhiraj i m so sorry dear u r my lovely frnd plz 4give me.
@rosy plz
@punit, nope, nevr
@punit…yeh kya kar rahe ho…tum ek acche dost ho mere….aur yanhan par savi acche hain…plzz aage se maafi jaise sabd frndsip mein mat lana…tc my frnd……
@rosy mere pass tumhe kuch kahne ya samjane k liye word nahi hai. Kese samjau, kya kahu. Rosy plz
@dhiru thnx
@rosy aaj mere ghar par mehman aaye 7 me unki ek 3 saal ki ladki b thi jab mene ush ladki se naam puchha toh ushne bataya ki uska naam rosy hai. Rosy tum nahi janti tumhara naam sun k muje kitni khushi huyi. Kash haqikat me b mai tumse mil sakta. Rosy bolte hai ki dil se agar bhagwan se mafi maango toh bhagwan b maaf kar deta hai fir meri toh best frnd ho. Plz dear
Rosy i wish u happy velentine day. Aaj mai puri duniya k saamne jor se chilla kar kah raha hu ROSY I LOVE YOU ROSY I LOVE YOU. Mai tumse bahut pyar karta hu rosy, tum soch b nahi sakti ki rosy mai tumse kitna pyar karta hu. Rosy har time ki tarah na-na mat bolna. U r really my love Plz accept my prps. Rosy 4get our past. Aur aaj velentine k din gussa mat karna. Rosy i hope u don't brokn my heart. I love u 2 much.