Beta, Maa Aur AIDS
Views: 13,037 - Posted on 18 Sep 2010
Ek Bande Ko America Gaye Hue Kafi Saal Ho Gaye Thhe Achanak Ek Din Apne Ghar Fon Karta Hai Aur Maa Se Bolta Hai
Beta: “Maa, Mujhe AIDS Ho Gaya Hai Aur Main Wapis India Apne Gaanv Aa Raha Hun”
Maa: “Arey Beta Tu Wapis Mat Aayiyo Nahi To Sare Gaanv Ka Beda Gark Ho Jayega”
Beta Hairani Se: “Maa, Wo Kaisi?”
Maa: “Beta Jab Tu Vapis Aayega To Apni Biwi Se Sex Karega, Aur Teri Biwi Ko AIDS Ho Jayega, Us Se Tere Bhai Ko, Tere Bhai Se Hamari Naukrani Ko, Naukrani Se Tere Baap Ko Aur Tere Baap Se Mujhe, Aur Beta Agar Mujhe Aids Ho Gaya To Samajh Le Pure Gaanv Ko AIDS Ho Jayega”Ab Sare Gaanv Ko Tu Hi Bacha Sakta Hai
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Ghar hai ki goushala.
Joke main maa shayad soch rahi hai ki aids shayad chhut ki bimari hai ya phir woh bete ko bata rahi hai ki aids kaise phelega ya phir fhelaya jaega…:D:p.
Old joke…:-l
hey admin wassup..?
Kaminey,
Munni kaki ne tujhe dara diya.
Karan -: Use america ki hawa lag gai hai.
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Kaise? -: 1 americal uske bagal mein ja k paad diya tha.
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haan bhai meri to fatti hai munni kaki se muje ni chatni kisi k chut
abe SHO STPR aaja ab tuje dehati hawa lagau
JMC
salla pura gaon us nri ki to maaka chod deta hai..
JMC
DHIRAJ bhai JMC
are loda tera to cmmnt h ya tune loda fek k mara h abe DHIRAJ esa cmmt kar k hum sab ko samj me aye sirf tuje nai jada na javed aktar mat samaj apne ap ko
oye RAVI bhai JMC aja ab tu b kar le thodi si javedgiri
oye MS MANOJ mere cmmt pade k nai tune padri n cock me to is bar don rpt dat JMC
MIYA kaminey ye joke mere ek dost ne apne alfazo me mere tak pahuncha dia tha,ab dekho miyan tumhari gaand khuja hi rahi he humari javedgiri sunne ke liey to to pehle ye sher mulayza farmaye
"khuda ne bhi kiya chiz bana dali ye jhirri*
sari duniya hi iske peche firri*"
kaminey bhai talaffus me koi kasar baki ho to agle commnt me mujhe zarrur ittela kar dena me durust kar dunga
huzur abhi aap isi sher me thoda akal lagaaye me jab apne lund ko tel pila lu rukhshana ke aane ka waqt hue ja rha he …. rukhshana…… rukshana….. arey aai nahi abhi tak….rukhshana
Khuda ne bhi kyaa cheez banaayi hai ye chori
us se se bhi jyada bhadiya hai yaaro uski mori
jiske piche chal rahi hai duniya mein zora zori
par vo fir bhi hume nahi pakdne deti apni dori
kaam chala leti hai akele akele leke vo giya tori
Kaisi rahi Ravi bhai hehehe
admin bhai arey tum bhi…….
ab bhai sangat ka asar to hota hi hai..hehehe
hi admin bhai yaar tere upar comm. ho personally ho aisa thick nahi he agar us munni urf priya ko itni hi khurrak hai to use bol shahd dal ke apnay upper red colour ki chittiya chod le or fir dekh ke kitni khujli kahtam hoti hai ya bad jaati he or bhaiya choo ki jagah agar chittorgarh hai to fir chiittiyo se kaam chalne wala nahi hai fir to usko bolo ki saap bichho azgar sab ikkethe le le apni us choo ke under plz comm. as soon as possible.
bakwash
Dear all jokes to maze lene ke liye hote hai …. sona aap bhee maje lo aur laifeenjoy karao …
Munni urf priya I LOVE YOU KYA tum MARe liye badnaam hogi…aur aaj ke baad tumhe jouniour ki madad nahin lani padagi
Munni,priyanka,rosy do u understand what i want
nice joks
good family admin ji kya family dundi hai
Munni i love u…main tumhe din raat pyaar karunga…aur tumhe aaj ke baad jouniour ki help nahin lani padagi "AUR ROSY JAANU BURA MAT MAANANA"
Sapna Ji, mujhe aapka comment mil gaya hai its better ki if you add your proper email, so i cant send you the rest of the guide.
bhai admin mera jawab mila kya
Hi show stpr & FUCTIMAAN TUM DONO kya super hero ho jo tumhara PAPPU KABHI SOTA NAHIN HAIN
Chutiya joke
Hain koi jiska pappu kabhi sota naa ho
SABHI VIEWER MARI NAAZUK ,GULABI C**T KE PEECHE PAD GAYI HAIN YAARO DHYAN RAKHNA MARI VIRGIN C**T KO BHOSDA MAT BANA DANE
Priya Jis hisab se tum baatein karti ho us hisab se to shayad usmein ek truck bhi park kiya ja sakta hai
FUCKTIMAAN TUMHARA NAAM SE HI KHUJLI HONE LAGI JAB SAMNE AAYOGE TOH MARA KYA HOGA
ye MUNNI BAI pakka nagpur ki retired randi sali ko koi free me b chodne ko teyar nai hoga tabi koi isko tabi to yaha k jawan londo ko line mar ri hai sali
beta SHO STPR n FUCKTIMAAN bach k rahio is jhuleli chut se nai ko kahi gum ho jao ge iske andar kahi..
wese mr FUCKTIMAAN tera nam mast laga yar
JMC
Hehe Fuktimaan naam acha hai par is se confusion ye hai ki log is bhai ko fuck akrte hai ya ye logo ko fuck karta hai
according to shakti maan uske pass shaktiya thhi aur agar is hisab se socho to Fuktimaan Bhai ………. hehehe Bura na maniyo vese naam mast hai hehe
Kon si family h yaar aisi?
Rosy i m punit from mumbai i want frndship with u.
Priya sabhi viewer mein ladkia bhi ajaengi aur saare viewer jaroori nahi ki tere 100./. choot k piche pade hon.
Thanks Admin & kaminey ki tumhe mara naam pasand aaya …waise admin main SHAKTI MAAN KA CHOTA BHAI FUCKTIMAAN HOON AUR SHAKTI MAAN UNGLI DIKHATA THA MAIN Who DHIkhata höö haha samaj gaye hoge
Bhai wohi kyahi to puch raha hun aage wala ya piche wali :P hehe
Shaktimaan ka shayad ye matlab tha ungli dikhane se ki esi koi cheez meri mein bhi dalo. ab log shayad na samajh paye is bat ko..
Fir bhi yaar tera purana naam bhi acha thha ;) hehehe
priya agar tumhe apni C***T ko bhonsra nahi banana hai to l**d ya ungli ke jagah sui ka istemal karo.
badia hai.
hay,guys i m your new friend.
I m also new
Koi ladki chudna chahti hai..free mai
@punit, ok
Admin Bhai Sapna Ko Bhi Isi Family Me Samil Kar Do, Kahte Ladkiya Buri Nahi Hoti To Ye Kya Yaha………………………………………..
Jai Bhai, koi bhi ladki Buri nahi hoti, par majbur hoti hai
jo dokha deti hai, vo bhi majbur
choot deti hai, vo bhi majbur
choot nahi deti, vo bhi majbur
So 98% ladkiya majbur hoti hai
According to my thinking hehehe baki ka mujhe pata nahi
YAAR ADMIN MERE COMMENT POST NAHI HOTE MUJHSE KOI GALTI HO GAYI HAI KYA
Pratap bhai comments ko main manually approve karta hun jisko time lagta hai par kuch time mein maximum 3 hrs post ho jate hai yaar
Very good joke