Bhabhi Ne Fayda Utha Hi Liya
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Santa Ka Ek Dost Bahut Bade Shopping Maal Mein Salesman Tha, Ek Din Santa Ne Usko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Koi Aisi Scheme Nahi Hai, Jismein 5000 Rs Ki Khareed Par Sex Free Ho?”
Uska Dost Hairan Hote Hue Santa Se Bola: “Abe Tujhe Nahi Pata Kya, Ye Scheme To Last Month Thi, Aur Babhi Ne To Iska Fayda Pure 8 Baar Uthaya“
Never Ignore A Person Who Loves & Misses You - But Why?Or Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Ladki Ke Baap Ko Kaise Yakeen Karvaye?
Ladki Ka Baap Ladke Se Puchta Hai. Baap: “Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se Pyar Karte Ho?” Ladka: ..- Ladki Ke Boobs Ka Deewana
Ek Premi Joda Park Mein Bethe Thhe Aur Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Ladki Ne Apne Premi Ke Pyar K ..- Janu Aaj Mat Dalna
Ek Wife Ka Subha Apne Pati Ko Kahte Suna Gaya Ek Dialog Janu Please Aj Mat Dalna, Kal Raat Tumne Dal ..- Ye Raaz Ki Baat Kyu Chupa Kar Rakhi
Pappu Jab 4 Month Ka Ho Gaya Tha To Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Biwi Preeto Se Puchha Santa: “Tum Pap ..- Paani Khada Hai Kab Tak Niklega
Lady Plumber Se: “Gali Mein Kitne Dino Se Paani Khada Hai Kab Tak Niklega” Kamina Plumbe ..Hindi Version
संता का एक दोस्त बहुत बड़े शौपिंग माल में सेल्समन था, एक दिन संता ने उसको बोला.
संता: "यार कोई ऐसी स्कीम नहीं है, जिसमें 5000 रुपये की खरीद पर सेक्स फ्री हो?"
उसका दोस्त हैरान होते हुए संता से बोला: "अबे तुझे नहीं पता क्या, ये स्कीम तो पिछले महीने थी, और भाभी ने तो इसका फायदा पूरे 8 बार उठाया"
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Son : papa bachay zyada
intelligent hote hain ya Baap? Father :
Baap. Son :papa Telephone Kisne banaya?
Father : Graham Bell ne. Son : Us ke Baap
ne q nahi banaya? :D
Ek choti bachi ne prostitute
se poocha : Aunty aapke paas itna bara
ghar hai paisa hai cars hain, aap ka
business kia hai? prostitute : bus beta ek
mera HOLE SALE ka business hai :p
@Admin bro !!naya joke show nahi hora hai!!! mai mastphotos ki site par se laye joke pe aaya hiu!!!
:o :o
hmmmmmm!
aunty jee holesale ka business kr rahi hain …uncle petrol pump pe 24 hrs busy rahte hain…but jadatar customer ladke hi hote hain …
:lol:
“din ka naasta”
” dopahr ka lunch ”
” raat ki bhookh.. jism ki bhookh ”
:P
America mein duniya bhar ke scientists ki
conference hui. COnference ka reason tha
ek sawal jo unko bada pareshan kar raha
tha – Aaisikaun si cheez hai jo liquid hoti
hai aur garm karne par solid ho jaati hai.
Duniya bhar ke scientists pareshan, aaisi
kaunsi cheez hai.
Unhone bahut research ki, bahas ki par
aaisi koi cheez pata nahi chal saki jo liquid
ho aur garm karne par solid ho jaati ho.
Unhone paper mein ad diya ke jo bhi is
problem ka solutiond dega usko 1 million
$ diya jaayega.
Strangely unke paas duniya bhar se kisi ne
is sawal ka jawab jaan’ne ka dawa nahi
kiya except one Santa Singh from Bhatinda
who claimed uske paas is sawal ka jawab
tha.
Unko laga ke jo baat hum intelligent log
nahi bata sake, jo duniya bhar mein aur koi
nahi bata saka wo Punjab ka ek sardar kya
bataega.
Phir bhi unhone Santa ko America bulwaya
ke lets see ye kya bataata hai.
Jab unhone Santa ke saamne ye sawal
rakha to wo bola – Aray bada simple hai…
BHSAN ke Pakaude
Nice joke dear
Talaash Kar Meri Kami Ko Apne Dil
Main…..
Dard Ho To Samajh Lena K
Muhabbat Ab Bhi
Baaqi Hai…!!!
nice lines!!
GAALIB ki Khatarnak shayri :P
Arz kiya hai
“Maine usse poocha ke jism se
kaise nikalti hai ROOH?
Usne apne naazuk haathon se
meri Gotiya dabai aur boli YUNN…” :-D :-P :-P
Abe teri to gotiyan daba di thi tujhe to hospital main hona chahiye tha yahan kya kar raha hai
Truth of School Life:-
A First Bench
Student Knows
the Answer of
Every Problem…
But
The Last Bench
Student Knows
How To Face
Every Problem. :-D
Nice joke
hello Navya Di aap kaise ho?? dikhai nahi de rahe ho!!:)
Me achi hu tum kese ho
M also fine navya di! GN
Is Suhaney mosam main tumhara saath
ho,
Garm bister main kambal orhay tum
pass ho,
Mere hont tumhien choney ko tarsain,
Kash aisa kabhi ehsaas ho!
I Love u
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TATA TEA
Good joke
एक बूढ़ा नाई था। एक माली उसके पास बाल कटाने गया।
कटिंग के बाद जब पैसे देने चाहे तो नाई ने जवाब दिया : माफ़ कीजिये, मैं किसी से पैसे नहीं लेता, मैं समाज सेवा कर रहा हूँ।
माली ख़ुशी ख़ुशी दुकान से चला गया।
अगले दिन जब नाई दुकान पर पहुँचा तो दरवाजे पर उसने पाया- एक दर्जन खुशबूदार लाल गुलाब और साथ में एक “धन्यवाद” कार्ड।
एक हलवाई उसके पास बाल कटाने पहुँचा। उसने भी जब कटिंग के बाद जब पैसे देने चाहे तो नाई ने पैसे लेने से इनकार कर दिया।
हलवाई भी ख़ुशी ख़ुशी दुकान से चला गया।
अगले दिन जब नाई दुकान पर पहुँचा तो दरवाजे पर उसने पाया- एक दर्जन रस मलाई और साथ में एक “धन्यवाद” कार्ड।
एक सॉफ्टवेयर इंजिनियर ने कटिंग कराई, पैसे देने पर नाई ने पैसे लेने से इन्कार कर दिया यह कह कर कि वो समाज सेवा कर रहा है।
अगले दिन जब नाई दुकान पर पहुँचा तो उसने दरवाजे पर क्या पाया …
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एक दर्जन सोफ्टवेयर इंजिनियर करते हुए फ्री कटिंग का इंतज़ार। सबके हाथ में फोरवर्ड किये गए मेल के प्रिंट आऊट। :-D :-D :-D
Aaye dil tu kiyun udaas hai,
Naa jine ki koi aas hai,
Kiyun usse panay ki tujhe hai arazu,
Jo ab kisi aur ke liye khaas hai… :(
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:idea: GOOD * EVENING :idea:
meine upar ek word likha hai batao kya hai??????????????..wrna aap sab logo ko color BLINDNESS HAI
:lol:
good evming dear!!!hmmm 5 min se dekh raha hu 5 min se bhuhuhu nahi pata:(
ans is S E X(SEX)..WRITTEN IN YELLOW LETTERS :)
Hello friends goodevening
call girl ji
call girl to sirf call hi karti h
meri salah mano to aap email girl banjao
kyo ki email mai sare file formats ko attach karne ki suvidha hoti h
means image, video, swf, html, php, java, c hehehehehehe
isliye email girl banna jyada sahi rahega hehehehe
10 pm tak koi nhi bataega..to mujhe batana padega..uske baad saare colorblindness k patient khlaenge….yeh EYE MEDICAL TEST hai!!
:arrow: :shock:
:D
Welcome back
@rashii di. how r u,..apne mujhe rakhi nhi bheji..pr mein samjhta hoon..aap ne mujhe apne dil se mujhe rakhi bandhi hai..tc rashii di :D
mujhe jay k saath tum bhi yaad aati ho!!
i will be back from monday
thanx deepak…..
devendra ji my father had bypass surgery…so i was out of site….
rashi ji i m in ur city from 3 aug to 6 th aug……this time too i m in ur city….D.Dun.
me too…from monday. ;-)
deleted ji sunkar acha laga aapke father theek ho gaye !!! ab unka acha khayal rakhna !!!
ab jaldi se join ho jao! :)
@deleted yar ab tu apne papa ko yadi koi sabji/food khilaye to use oil mai mat pakana balki GHEE mai pakana
health jyada acchi rahegi
@Deepak ji
@NAVYA di
@Del ji
@Aby
& all
shub ratri ….
horror drmz :P
hmmmm. :-)
aapko bhi good night :D!!
humko horror hi sahi but aapko SWEET dreams:D!!!!
Uske liye tumhe sapne main aana hoga
:-X :-D o_O :-* :-P ;-) :-( :-* :-C :-@ :-Q XD :-V <3 :-[ O:-) :-\ :'( :-X :-D :-) :-( ;-) :-P
Good
Night. Baby.
hey so sweet!! Dear prince…but tumhare smileys jada nhi bann pae :oops:
tc!! prince lovely!!
@aby sweetdreams dear!!
@Deepak..sweet dreams Dear!!
:)
Dhiraj dear aapko bhi ShuBh RaTri :)!
@deepak bro good night!!
Goodnight friends
GN ji!!!
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:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: *NIGHT* :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
” ek bhatakti aatma( :oops: ) ki aatm kavita ”
” pyaar krti hoon main usse bahut ”
” tadpati hai mujhe..pal pal ki duriyan ”
” lagta hai sadiyon se pyaasi hoon..uske pyaar k saagr k”
” apni zindagi dundti hoon..uski baanho mein ”
” woh mujhe talaash kre ya na kre..lekin mein uski talaash mein jaan tak luta dungi”
” mujhe pyaar krne ki saja mili, uske khwab dekhne ki saja mili”
” saare dard sahungi..saare julm sahungi..lekin uspe gum ka saya na padne dungi”
” maut se ladungi..khuda se lad jaungi..uske saath k liye..laakho sadiyan kurbaan kr jaungi”
” wohi mera dhrma hai, whi mera mandir hai,whi mera ishwar hai,wahi meri aatma hai ”
” mein bhtakti aatma…pyaar krti hoon usse bahut..uski talaash mein apni jaan tak luta dungi”
“mein bhtkti aatma :oops: ”
“mein bhtkti aatma :oops: ”
“mein bhtkti aatma :oops: ”
“mein bhtkti aatma :oops: “
Friendship Day par hum na aaye ye kaise ho skta hai :)
dhiraj ji rakhi mehngi ho gyi hai isliye humne ek he rakhi apko aur jay ko bandh di :D
Thanks Lalit ji
Deleted urf Sahil 2aug se dehradun k haal bure hain, kafi rain ho rahi hai, waisa ap dun me kaha ruke ho?
Deepak ji ap k cmts mst hote hai hume jb b time milta hain hum ap k cmt read krte hain :)
site kafi change lg rahi hain
Happy Friendship Day frnds
Good morning friends kya ho raha hai
:-) 8-) :-* :-@
Adminji,why did you not post joke of today ?where r u dear?