Bhagwan Ji Aur India Ka Survery
Bhagwan Ne Duniya Banayi Aur Bhul Gaya. Aur Apne Mein Mast Ho Gaya
Par Ek Din Usne Socha Ki Main Dharti Pe Apna Ek Farishta Behjta Hun.
Bhagwan Ne Farishte Ko Bulaya Aur Bola: “Ja Jake Dekh Ke Aa Dharti Pe Kya Chal Raha Hai, Aur Ye Pata Laga Ke Aa Ki Vahan Pe Sab Se Soft, Sabse Hard Aur Esi Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Maine Nahi Banayi Fir Bhi Darti Pe Hai”
Farishta Dharti Pe Aya Aur Indian Mein Pahunch Gaya. Survey Karne Ke Baad Jab Vapis Bhagwan Ke Pass Pahuncha
Bhagwan Ne Pucha: “Batao Sab Se Soft Cheez Kya Hai?”
Farishta: “Ji Dharti Pe Sabse Soft Cheez Gaand Hai”
Bhagwan Ne Hairani Hoke Pucha: “Achha, Wo Kaisi?”
Farishta: “Ji, Jisko Dekho Kisi Ko Bhi Bol Deta Hai Ki Oye Main Teri Gaand Phad Doonga”
Bhagwan Bole: “Hmmm, Sabse Hard Cheez Konsi Hai?”
Farishta: “Sabse Hard Cheez Hai Jhanth Ka Bal”
Bhagwan: “Hadd Hai, Vo Bala Kaisi?”
Farishta: “Waha Har Koi Ye Bol Deta Hai Ki Tu Meri Jaanth Ka Baal Bhi Nahi Ukhaad Sakta”
Bhagwan Ne Pareshan Ho Ke Pucha: “Aur Esi Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Maine Nahi Banayi Par Fir Bhi Vo Hai?”
Farishta: “Ji, Wahan Pe Maa Behan Ke Lode Bhi Hai”
Bhagwan Ji Gaddi Se Uchhal Ke Bole: “Wo Kaisi?”
Farishta: “Har Koi Bol Deta Hai Teri Maa Ka Loda , Teri Bahan Ka Loda.”
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Hey bhagwan!
bhagwan ko kyu yad kar rahi ho vo to khud hi puchta h
HI SWATI JOCK ACHE H NA ????
hello, h r u dear?
hi retu
HAY BHAGWAN KYA HOTA YAAR
BB ROSY tu to aisi banti hai jaise tuje kuch malum hi nai like
'he bhagwan, pagal ladki' etc etc
acha mai tere ko thnx bola tha wo LADKA HI SEX K PESE DETA wale jok pe i don thnk k tune use pada
JMC 2 allmy frnds
MILI aj kal tu milti e nai
fariste ne bilkul sahi jawab diya………..
Great joke admin bhai
Or bhai 100bagya kesa hai tu aajkal kam dikhta hai bhai
BAD BHAI whr r u
JMC
oye MUNNIBAI tu b gayab mai akela kya baith k hilau kya
admin ye m kya sun ra hu teri ungli kat gayi.???
kaha kaha daal ra tha bhai
ya kisi ne sharpner to nai dal diya tha andar..??
achha sharpner se yad aya 1 robot n sharpner wala jok tu shayad suna hoga if y tio tu samaj gaya hoga mai kon sa bol ra hu n if no den tel me id submt dat
JMC
Mujhe bhi usi robot ki vajaj se dikkat hui thhi. Hehe
सब लोगो को हिन्दी दिवस बहुत बहुत मुबारक
hindi divas ki shubhkamnaye aap sabhi ko ….kripya handi ke utthan me madad kare …hame aaj hindi ke gourav ko badana hai
Koi mujhe batayega ki ladko ki VIRGINITY kaise pahchaante hain LOVE U ALL
jo larka seedha choot per lund rakh de woh tu hai challo yehni usko sab kuch mahloom jo larka gand per try kare samajh lo virgin hai uss ko batana padta hai
jani.
dil.jani69@
Maine ek site dekhi thi jisme ladkio k boobs to the niche khade lode the..kya-2 site bani hai…he..he.
Sabhi ko suchit kiya jaata hain main munni se cmmt pst karongi
Ladkiya toh 1 litre doodh dati hain ladke addha litre bhi nahi nikal pate HAIN KOI JO DA SAKE 1 LTR
Munni ji, par purity check karna ladkiyo ka 1 lr doodh aur ladko ka ek boond barabar hota hai
aaj kal quantity se jyada quality chalti hai
EK sawal is dharti pe pehle bhai behan aye ya miya biwi?
I m virgin..u can check munni.
Admin bade slow ho
Priyanka, Apke vichar ati uttam hai, parantu Hindi k utthan k liye use Angl-shailee me uttejit karna hoga… Atyant duskar kary hai.
gud joke
MUNNI ji JMC 2 u n allmy frnds
jaisa k ap ne pucha k vrgnty chk karne ka tarika to mai ladko ka to nai janta bt ladkio ka suna tha i mn 1 jok tha
ki yehi qstn koi apne dost se suhagrat k pehle puchta hai to wo use kuch idea deta hai n dats belo:
pehle to uske chu.. me namak dal aur dek k use dard hota hai ya nai if no to haldi dal k dek if no den nirch dal k dek agar ue jalta hai to c is vrgn if not den she is not.
to wo suhagrat k din vesa hi karta hai
pehle namak —nai jali
den haldi —nai jali
den mirchi—-???
uski wife use jor ka chamat mar k kehti hai:
abe bosri k ye meri CHUT NARAM hai koi CHANA CHUR GARAM nai jo masala dale ja ra hai.
dalna hai to lund dal nai to kai pade hain.
JMC
admin bhai kya ap ne ye nuska suna hai
m agre wid u admin
MUNNI JI ap hi bataye doodh ka jada kimat hai ya makhkhan ka
JMC
actualy ROSY agr tere jaga me hota to me to kisi ko teri maa r mom r mummi bol k puchta….wel leav it
yeri meri purani khunas to bane rahegi my BB ROSY
JMC
What does Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.
sriman SR ji mai aapke nimn kathan ''angl-shailee'' ka tatparya nahi shamji….kripya vistar me kahiye
dhiraj kabhi milo to batati hu ki pehle bhai-
behen aaye ya miya-bibi
Aap badi hot baatein karti hain
yaha pe kuch log dusro ki style ki copy karte hai…..this is not fair……
hi priyanka bahut hungama macha rahi ho.
hw r u priya
@kaminey, nai m nt used 2 these sort of jokes na, tats y. U welcm
PRIYANKA muje b batana na ki bhai behan pele aye ya miya bb jab milenge akele me …khopche me leja k…
acha tuje kese pata ki kon pele aya….
JMC
PRIYANKA muj se shadi karogi…
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achhi movi he na tumne deki k nai
usme b 1 priyanka hai jiske kitne bade bade gol matol se do do mast mast ………aankhe hai yaar kya tu b kuch b soch leti hai
Gud Morning Admin Bhai and all friends
Kya haal hai 100bhagya. Sab badiya hai na
Dekho priyanka k pass ans hai..thik hai phone karke batadena…bye the way priyanka agar bula rahi ho to ek garmagarm chai jaroor pilana.
hi guys
nice joke admin bhai
rosy hey bhagwan to aise bol rahi hai jaise tune kabhi behen ke lund ki gaali suni hi nahi ho.
great job admin tum vakayaii mein ek bahut bdyaaa kaam kar rahe ho . Sach mein tum didarr insaan ho
tum sab ashlil baatein kare bina nahin reh sakte kya.
aur admin ye sab teri site ki maa bahen kar denge
dhiraj mil le priyanka se wo tujhe chek kar ke bataygi ko pati bnega ya priyanka ka bhai
Ravi tu mera bhai he na???priyanka plz apne bhai k saath aisa mat karna…priyanka dekh ravi tujhe kitna ganda kaam karne k liye kah raha…bhai k saath aisa nahi karte.
abey tbhi to ok tested ka sticker lagega
;-(
Kaminey tu udas kyon hai?
ek ladka ek ladki ke pass gujarte hue bola 1191919,135*ladki boli 1415. un dono me kya baat hui ? aal member its a challange dds for you
I know the answer Robin Hehe.. in kamo mein to hum bade tej hai
hi all im new here not good joke
itna maza nahi aya man but nice.
admin mene to esa mu kaan nai banaya tha
did u edit my cmmt
dis is nt fare yaar qk i don thnk ki mene kuch galat kaha tha
@kabir, nai suni
ye joke achha he lekin ye priyanka kaun hai
yeh is site par tandav kaun macha raha hai
priyanka jhansi ki rani hai.
hello frnds……. kya yahan sabhi jhagda karne aate hain???
hi, priyanka kaisi ho
baap re …..log na jaane muje kitne-kitne naam se jaante hai….priyanka….fulandevi…jhansi ki rani..or n jaane kya-kya
hi priyanka bole to chulbul pandey
nice one admin bro, keep it up
ms bro….priyanka bole toooooooo CHULBULEE PANDAY(SINGH)
CHULBULEE PANDEY JI KAISI HO AP;
hi evry body i m new n wanna some nonveg jocks
Admin Yar Tu E Jock Banata Kaise Hai.
Vaise CHULBULEE PANDEY NAAM SE KHUBSURAT LAGTI MAGAR………….
Paaji jole bana koi mushkil kam nahi hai. Apne aas pass ke kisso se hi jokes nikal aate hai ya kisi incident ko modify karke ban jate hai. Main ek veg jokes ki site bana rha hun vaha tum logo ko hasane ke kiye bada material hoga coz mere pass bade incidents hai real life ke hehehe
Admin bhai
maine suna ki aap ek veg joke ka site bana rahe hai
mera aapse request hai ki plz aap vo site ka address mere is ID pe email kar de jiye
pra*******m817@gmail.com
Bikram bhai aap. Hinta na kare jaisi hi koi b nayi site banegi chahe vo stories ki ho ya jokes ki is site pe uska banner or link lag jayega
admin, kya veg wali site bna dali???
Nice one admin bhai aapne kamaal hi kar diya……keep it up…!aur CHULBULEE KO BOLO APNA NAAM BULBULEEE RAKHLE…!
ok miss chulbuli panday urf priyanka
mast hai bhai….rokinggg
bhagwan bhi kya kya banate
hi priyanka want to be my frnd
kamaal karti ho pandey ji
very nice keep it up
god pai joke banana band karo