Bhagwan Ji Kab Darte Hai?
Views: 43,314 - Posted on 27 Jun 2011
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hiiiiii… frnds……… hw r uuuuuuuuuuu??????
sunday ki chutti aur barishhhhh,,, mazzzzzzza aaa gayaaaa….
ha ha ha
mast hai yaar,
lagta hai hm kamino k karan PRALAY hokar rahegi hehehehe
@rashii dear, bilkul glt kha tumne, yaad use kiya jata hai jise bhula jata ho, hm tumhe bhulte hi kaha hai jo yaad karenge.. hehehe n mai jb v tumse kuch puchta hu tm site se gayab q ho jati ho? :((
jay dhiru, jay dhiru, jay dhiru, jay dhiru,
dhiraj bro, ab to achcha lg rha hai n.
@Shivendra, kaish ho yaar?
Yar Wanted tum naam le raha hai ya mantar jap raha hai…..hehehe
Wanted g mai b acha hu
"De ghuma ke" fategi he vagwan ki
Samajh main nahi aya……….
agar aapko naaarial chadaya jaye to aapko ko kaisa lagega… yaar bhagwan ji ka darr samjho plz….
hmmmmmmmmmmmm ye mujhe kya ho gaya ?????
Mujhe to kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya ki esme joke ki kya baat hai????????
Hi..Guys. How Are You All..?
Rashhi Ji Bad Girl To Nahi Mili… Haa Ek Good Girl Ke Aajkal Chakkar Lag Rahe Hain.. Ha Ha Ha…
Admin Bro.. Uss Site Ka Kya Hua? Double Side Maze Waali..?
Abe Prince (TBG) kya bolta hai??????
Kya Admin Bhai "Double Side Maze Waali" ki byawastha me laga huwa hai ??????
Lag To Raha Hai Aisa Kuchh.. Hairaan Mat Hona Agar Kuchh Dino Me Sach Me Double Maza Milne Lage To…
Hlo frnds hi admin kya haal hai yaar joke samaj nahi aaya, hlo wanted kya chal raha hai, hi rashii barbi, hey panchhi aaj kaha ki udaari mar rahi ho, hlo jay bro , namskar shrimaan pyar mohan ji, hlo dhiraj kaise ho, hey hlo meri muthmar kaise ho, hye savita bhabhi aaj sham ka kya program hai ha, hlo matrix , pysco kaha ho yaar, banjara to cobra ki talash me jungle me gum ho giya ab shivenda doorbin se unhe doondh rahe hai bhai mile k nahi aur ha baki yo yo b jungle me dundhte-2 gum ho giya un sab ko heartbeat ki pyar bhari sat shri akal, hlo, namaskar, salam walekum.
Hi Heartbeat bro. Jungle gum hone ka hi naam hai usme to long experience wale log bhi gum ho jate hai….hehehe
Heartbeat yar mai aapki frnd nhi hu na aapne mera naam nhi likha na isliye
Divya kya tume mera naam yaad hai maine to socha k tum muje bhul gayi ho kiyuki jab se tum exam dene k baad tum wapis aayi ho na to tumne mere kisi comment ka reply diya aur na hi tumhare kisi comment me mera naam tha ek hum hi the jo har roz tumhe yaad kar har din tumhare aane ka din count karte the lekin tum to exam se aane k baad ek dum change si ho gayi
namaskar heartbeat ji, kaise hain?
Main bilkul kushal mangal hu pyare mohan ji
HIIIIIIIIIIII 2Din Baad Fursat Mili.. Joke Bas Thik Hai.
Hey Anuj! do dino se kaha Lapta thha ?????????
Kahi jyada barsat ki vajah se to nahi ?????
@jay Nhi Yaayaar kuch jyada hi busy tha…..
@Pankaj i m f9 tum sunao
anuj babau, hw r uuu???? 2 din kaha the…..?
baarishh me nahane ka mouka mila ya nahi…….???
Kuch samjh me ni aya
Arey yaar koi to samjhawo meri kabootari koooooooooooooo
kyuki mere bhi samajh me kuch nahi aaya ki esme joke ki kya baat hai ????????
salo hadd ho gayi….. tum logo mein se kisi ko bhi joke samajh nahi aya :(
Arey Bhai !!!!!! Tum hi samjha de naaaaaaaaaa, kee esme joke wali kya baat hai ????
Panchhi ji dihre dihre samaj aa jayega kyunki jaise ap kisi par viswas karti hai or wo agar apko dhoka de de toh
dhire dhire socha samjhaaa pr smj ni aya chalo chhodo koi ni
panchi ji , jab tak aaap nariyal nahi logi tab tak samajh me nahi aayega.. he he he
Nice maja aa gaya admin bro kaise ho?
Baba suri kaise maza aa gaya kya nariyal ka paani peene ko mil gaya ??……hehehe
Joke samjh nhi aaya
Aaj mosam kitna romantic hai na wowwwwwwwww
Divya ji mousam romantic hoga aapke liye, Humare liye to Ghee me Aag me Ghee jaisa hai.
Arai yaar divya yaha to kadaake ke dhoop nikli padi hai or tum boltee ho ke moosam romantic hai magar yaar mere samajh me ye nahee aaya ke tumhare samajh me ye joke kyo nahee aaya
kyokee ledkiyo ka dimag to bahut tez doodta hai is mamleme fir aaj aisi aap log peeche kaisai reh sektai hai
samjho is joke ko or mujhai bhee samjhao or samajh na aaye to fir mujhse pucho ke bhagwan ka dar nariyal se kyo hai
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sallam friends
Wallekum sallam rashid bhai jaan
Cant understand wt dose tht mean ?????????
kis kis ko ye joke samajh nhi aaya kripya apne hath khade kare arrrrey yaha to bahut hai jise ye joke samajh nhi aaya, ek kaam karo sab k sab babajee se puchlo hehehe usko hi bahut bade bade nariyal ghuswane ka i mean chadwane ka shok hai hehehe
bhonsdi ke itne din baad aane ke tune sidha baba se panga le liya… lagta hai tere mein kela chadana padega
hehehe admin me to teri is joke ko promote kar rha tha yaar very nice joke …….. aur teri agya ho to me yaha kuch bando ko practically samjhau like vikash type boys
hehehe jaruru jarur
Raj Bose D K ke he..he… tu kahaan tha itne dino se??? Kahi gand mawane ka dhanda to chalu nahi kiya na! ha..ha… agar kiya bhi hai to shrmane ki koi baat nahi hum hai na, teri itni marenge ki yahaan is site me ek baar to jarur visit karega. ha…ha..ha..
Yaar ye joke kuch samajh nahi aya. Please samjhao yaar
bura na manna bhaiyo (only boys)me is joke ka meaning katiy nhi samjhata bt kya karu tumlogo ka dukh mujhse dekha nhi jata…… ladkiyo ko ye joke samajh nhi aaya itna mujhe samajh aa gaya bt kameene kutte boys ko kya ho gaya jo nhi samajh paya hehehehe
chalo ek ek kar k apni pant kholo aur ghodi banjao me tumlogo ko by practically bataunga bt pehle start narangi se karunga fir btaunga nariyal kaise chadate hai hehehe abe be tumlog to darne lage yaar …….hmmmm samajh aaya bhagwan ji darte kyu hai
Raj bhaiya g ap aise gandi bate kyu karte ho?
All Girls – 1st & last chance baad me mujhse naa kehna that i am new here i don't know anything abt etc etc
Sneha G 1st & last chance plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz don;t call me bhaiya again !
@Admin – sale hasle hasle tu to aise mouke ka hi talash karta hai abe tujhe mera jhat jalane me kitna maja aata hai be jitna uski cmt se meri nhi jali utni teri hasi dekhkar jal gayi bu hu hu hu hu
@Panchhi – janti ho sneha ko jordar cmt dene wala tha bt jab dekha wo bechari 12th me padh rahi hai to laga ek to chance use dena chahiye isme bechari uski kya galti bt mujhe ek baat samajh nhi aata ye bar bar mere sath hi kyu kyu kyu kyu kyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu buhuhuhuhuhu ye sunne se pehle mere kaan kyon nhi fat gayeeeeee :(:(:(:(:(:(:(::(:(
heheh kyunki kan fatne se pahle teri Gnd fatt gayi thhi.. hehe kaan and g#and sound like same hehehehhe
Hahahahahahaha hahah raj bhaiya hehehe ab to raj royega
Bhaiyaaaaaaaaaaaaa hehheheheheheeh hahahaahaha
Okz Raj i'll nt say u bhaiya ….. Nd Admin bhaiyaaaaaa hwz u heehhehehehehe..
Sneha urf Ayush urf Nikhil ji.. aap mujhe bhaiya bolo mujhe koi problem nahi hai
aur pls ab ye na puchne beth jana ki mujhe kaisi pata ya main juth bol raha hun…
Remember im the Bhaiya of Bhaiyas means Apne users aur sab chahne walo ka Bhaiya
hehehehe Raj bro. ye Sneha kahi aapki colony ki to nahi hai ?????????
hei SNEHA how r u ma barbie doll i luv u sooooooooooo mch….
Hey guys today is mine birthday….Nd Admin nikhil nd ayush r ma frnds ………. that wsn't me .So apko jo misunderstnding hui he use plz clr kr lo …
achha ji, sach mein tumhare friends hai kya???
Ohh sorry vakiye hi mere se galti lag gayi, So dear Shimla mein sab kaisa chal raha hai.. in other words in Department of Information Technology
aur pls kirpa karke aap, ek comment ko bar bar mat dala karo, ek hi joke mein ek hi comments..
Bhai ye Sneha kahi Jessica ki sister to nahi hai ??????????????
yr 1st tell me dat how u nowz dat i liv in shimla ..nd scndly wat does Department of Information Technology means ? plz xplan me dat plzzzz… yr mere cmmnts submit ni hote awating moderation me hote he but ye hota kya he ?
Abhi main jara bahar hun fir aram se tasalli se samjhaunga ki ye sab kya hai. Tab tak aram se tum ye socho ki juth bolna hai ya sach
Lisen Admin i dnt no dat who r u bt jst tl me dat y again nd again u r sying dat m lying 2 u? mene kya jhut bola btaenge jara aap …aap faltu me mujhe blame kyu kr rhe ho ? ab ye last bar he agr apko mere bare me jo b sochna he socho i dn't care…..yr apne to mujhe jutha hee bna dia ………
Ok Sneha Thakur Ji,
ab aap mere se baat mat kijiye, main khud nahi chahta ki main kisi ko jutha banau, par kya karu khambhkat computer b kabhi juth nahi bolta na
anyway enjoy
Sneha pehli baat jutha nhi hota hai balki jhutha hota hai aur dusri baat tum jhutha kyon use kar rhi ho tum to ek girl ho naa then u should have said JHUTHI
Sneha teri bhalayi esi me hai ki Bhai tere kapde utarey uske pahle tu hi apne kapde utar kar humarey saamne aa jaa.
hey u jay u r sch a freak dude jst go nd buzz off…..nd go 2 hell … maa bhen to me b teri ek kr skti hu yaha pr ……bt m nt a freak lik u boy ………..sharam kr yr thodi to apna asli rang itni jadi dikha dia tune…
Sneha ji cool down….. ab aap shant rahiye koi kuch nahi bolega aapko
aur uska meaning real ke kapde utarne se nahi .. besh badlne wale kapde utarne se tha like sher ki khal mein kutta wali kahavat suni hai na apne…
So just chilll.. Thakur Ji
Dear Sneha! Tum mere comment ko samajh nahi paayi aur tumhare jo samajh me aaya tumne bol diya. Chal accha kiya, kam se kam teri thinking level ka to pata chal gaya ki tum kaha tak soch sakti hai..
Mr. JAY … Plz dnt u cmnt on my thnkng lvl … phele ap apne bolne ka trika chng kro…… mee jyada kch ni bolna chahti… maybe ap mujhse bade ho to mee apne se bado ki sirf respact krna janti hun batmiji se ni bat krti nd sry agar apko meri bato se hurt hua m ssssssooooooooooooooooooooooo sry bt yr ap b to ek bar socho na k us cmt ko jo b padega use kaisa lagega ……. m soooooo sry …. plz dnt mind….
Sneha g (ya thakur g) aapne khud apna cheer haran karwaya hai, dusri bat jb tm khud fake ho to tmhe koi haq nhi hai k yaha kisi ko aisa coment do. U understand dear i think u r better undrstnd
Dekho yaar sneha ki baat bhi kafi had tak sahi hai. Tumlogo ne kuch jyada hi bol diya!
Waise ye thakur kaun hai?
very good joke
yAAR god k jokes mat banaya ker verna mere ko gussa aa jayega admin
yogi baba tere ko samaj aaya joke to tu samja de joke ka matlab hum b has le…………
admin plz ek ahesaan ker de hum garibo per pls iss joke ko samja de taki hume lage ki ye joke hi hh …