Bhagwan Ji Ki Murty

Views: 2,842 - Posted on 29 Nov 2010

Biphasa, Dhoni, Abhishek Aur Rahul Gandhi Ko Kisi Ne Bataya

South Mein Ek Mandir Main Bhagwan Ki Aisi Bhavya Murti Hai Ki Uske Samne Jate Hi Agar Aapke Man Main Koi Bhi Paap Aa Jaye To Aap Gayab Ho Jayenge.

Sabse Pahle Dhoni Jata Hai To Andar Jate Hi Gayab Ho Jata Hai,

Fir Rahul Andar Jata Hai, Wo Bhi Gayab Ho Jata Hai,

Fir Abhishek Jata Hai Wo Bhi Gayab.

Sabse Last Main Biphasa Andar Jati Hai To Bhagwan Gayab Ho Jate Hai.

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49 Responses to "Bhagwan Ji Ki Murty"

  1. Khushnu (THARKI BOY) says:

    Nice 1

  2. Sameer Gaur says:

    Tina Divya Anjali kahan ho sab deviyan??

  3. sohail says:

    yaar kam se kam bhagwan ko to baksh dete.

    • Admin says:

      Yaar pls tum log Joke ko persoanlly kyu lelete ho… usko joke hi rahne di.
      You know USA mein log Jesus ka underwear tak banake pahnte hai.. to kya unke mann mein koi paap hota hai…
      Main fir kahta hun ki humse gande vo log hai jo mandir mein beth ke bhagwan ke naam pe logo ko lut te hai…

    • tina says:

      Sohail, tum wakt ke sath adjust hona sikho. or is site ko aapni maan kar dekho, bada maja aayega.har baat par ko galat batane ki bajai use enjoy karo.

  4. Sameer Gaur says:

    Admin Sir,

    if u allow us to give each others Phone numbers here, We shall b vry grateful to u

    It will help us to make new frnds .

    U may consider once again Pls

    • Admin says:

      Sameer Bhai….. Is baat pe vichar karunga aur Voting karvaunga… dekhte hai kya hota hai hehe

    • tina says:

      Sammer, Jo maja chup kar baten karne main aata hain wo maja Mobile par nahi aa sakta.Qyoki is site par bat karne se ye pata nahi lagta ki samne wala ladka hai ya ladki, lamba hain ya thigna, budda hain ya jawan. or sabse badi baat. kam se kam main to pure din ki thakan is site par aate hi bhul jati hu.or khul kar baat karti hu.

  5. Panchhi says:

    Arre yar bhagvan ka to smjhe bt ye dhoni,abhishek aur rahul gayab ho k kaha gaye??

  6. tina says:

    Spicy, mujhe tumhe bhi ye batana hai ki tum bhi kisi ki baat se hurt hone ki bajai use enjoy karo. mujhe to lagta hai ki is site ko apan jaiso ke liye hi banaya gaya hai. Lets dont hurt & enjoy yourself. Yaha par har person apne gam bhulane or enjoy karne aata hai.tum bhi kuch aisa hi karo.

  7. Sameer Gaur says:

    Thx Admin Sir.

  8. DHIRAJ says:

    jaroor ravan ki murthy hogi..jsh..jsh..kisi ne bhagwan ko dekha..jsh..but i belive in some supernatural power…nd nothing more.

  9. manish says:

    hi anjaliiiii,,,,u wrote u r nt fine…..kya hua dear,,,,

  10. tharki munda says:

    mazza a giya

  11. anjali says:

    nice joke ADMINNNNNNN.

    hi!hi!hi!!!

  12. anjali says:

    hello kapil kaha ho yarrrrr plzzzz come fastttttt…….

  13. Panchhi says:

    Hi anuj tu bhi jane wala tha na us mandir me ,koi bat nhi ab bipasha k pas chala ja…. bhagvan bhi shayad vhi gye honge gayb ho k

  14. princevikas says:

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  15. danish says:

    good iead mr sameer

  16. bablujangid says:

    divya ji hai

  17. Lucky says:

    Hi , good morning everyone

  18. Lucky says:

    Mai is site mein bahut purana toh nahi par naya hoon

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