Bhagwan Ji Sab Ki Sunte Hai
Ek Bachha Mandir Jata Hai Aur Bhagwan Se Prathna Karta Hai,
Bacha: “Bhagwan Ji Meri Madam Ki Zuban Kat Jaye Sali Dant Ti Bahut Hai”
Agle Din Madam Ki Zuban Kat Jati Hai.
Doosre Din Bachha Fir Mandir Jata Hai Aur Bhagwan Se Prathna Karta Hai.
Bacha: “Bhagwan Ji Master Ka Hath Toot Jaye Sala Marta Bahut Hai”
Agle Din Master Ka Hath Toot Jata Hai.
Teesre Din Bachha Fir Mandir Jata Hai Aur Bhagwan Se Prathna Karta Hai.
Bacha: “Hey Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko Utha Le Roj Tang Karta Hai, Jeene Nahi Deta”
Agle Din School Se Jab Vaapis Aata Hai To Dekha Hai Ki Baap Ko Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hua, Hairan Hokar Baap Se Puchhta Hai.
Bacha: “Papa, Apko Kuch Nahi Hua?”
Baap: “Kyu?”
Bacha: “Kuch Nahi Bas Vese Hi Puchha, Maan Kidhar Hai?”
Baap: “Subha Subha Pados Wale Sharma Ji Guzar Gaye Hai Unke Ghar Afsos Ke Liye Gayi Hai“
Bhagwan Jo Deta Hai Vo Ek Din Vaapis Bhi Le Leta Hai - Par Ek Aisi Kya Cheez Hai Jo Bhagwan Deke Bhool Gaya?Or Share With Your Friends On FacebookSome More Dhansu Jokes :)
- Bachhe Ka Naam
A Guy From Uttar Pradesh (U.P.) Was Away From His Family For About 4 Years While His Wife Was In Jau ..- Your Dress Is Nice But …
A Nigro Man Attended A Night Party Without Dress. Santa Thought He Was In Black Suit. He Told Him: & ..- Penis Is The Greatest Breakfast
Advice From Nutritionist: Penis Is The Greatest Breakfast. Because It Has A Mushroom Head, Two Eggs ..- Aunti Aapki Beti Itni Slim Kaise Hai?
Ek Ladke Ne Dekha Ki Usske Padose Ki Ladki Bahut Sexy Hai Toh Woh Ja Ke Uski Mummy Se Puchta Hai Lad ..- Mohabbat Mein Do Cheezein Bahut Taqleef Deti Hai
Mohabbat Mein Do Cheezein Bahut Taqleef Deti Hai. Ek Jis Ke Sath Mohabbat Na Ho Uske Saath Sex Karna ..Hindi Version
एक बच्चा मंदिर जाता है और भगवान से प्राथना करता है,
बच्चा: "भगवान जी मेरी मैडम की जुबान कट जाये साली डांटती बहुत है"
अगले दिन मैडम की जुबान कट जाती है.
दुसरे दिन बच्चा फिर मंदिर जाता है और भगवान से प्राथना करता है.
बच्चा: "भगवान जी मास्टर का हाथ टूट जाये साला मारता बहुत है"
अगले दिन मास्टर का हाथ टूट जाता है.
तीसरे दिन बच्चा फिर मंदिर जाता है और भगवान से प्राथना करता है.
बच्चा: "हे भगवान मेरे बाप को उठा ले रोज तंग करता है, जीने नहीं देता"
अगले दिन स्कूल से जब वापिस आता है तो देखा है की बाप को कुछ भी नहीं हुआ, हैरान होकर बाप से पूछता है.
बचा: "पापा, आपको कुछ नहीं हुआ?"
बाप: "क्यों?"
बचा: "कुछ नहीं बस वेसे ही पूछा, माँ किधर है?"
बाप: "सुबह सुबह पड़ोस वाले शर्मा जी गुज़र गए है उनके घर अफ़सोस के लिए गयी है"
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oky joke…not gud…joke k end ka idea pahle hi lag jata h….so…utna maza nh aya…but fir b bahot acchi koshish…
hahahahahahahaha very gud joke….
Hii.. Frndz kaise hai ap sub.?
Hello, Mr. India ji…aj kl kaha gayab rahte ho dear…
Are kahan gayab rahte ho
hmmm bhai khi gayab nhi the bs thoda aise hi….
Ap khiye kaise hai dipak ji.?
Aur mangala ji ap to puri tarah se yha chhaa gye hai.. Hehehehe
Kahan yaar bas time pass karte hain
hmm gud 1 :)
Nice hai ji hello dosto
Tumne mere 1 bhi coment ka jawab nahi diya
Good joke but modify kiya hai
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Dear DEEPAK
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LALIT
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mausam
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R O H I T
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PRIYA ND TAMMANA
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AND so so many missing friends!!
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Hi Dhiraj miss u 2….
hmm :? :lol: hahaha!!!
Dear Dhiraj (Right person who never say wrong word to anyone), thanx for remembering me. how r u? m fine.
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Aby kahan ho yaar
haha nice joak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How can i baby? haan but ab wo word nahi milte jinse tumhe kuchh kah sakun.. ! you may think nice excuse but realty is this.. take care.
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@prince,..mujhe kucch samjh nhi aya!!…by the way just keep me in ur mind 99 percent and 1 percent in your heart thats all what i want!..n nothing more!! tc!!
aaj mere saath aisa kucch hua…jo kisi ajube se km nhi tha..mano koi film ki kahani ho..hahaha!!..mujhe lagta hai shyad hi duniya mein yeh kisi aur k saath hua ho!!
amazing coincidence!!!
@hello rohit!! THE hottest guy!!..by the way tumhara naam bhi hot hai!! tc!!
tc!! friends!!…. ladkio se door rhna… acchi ladki tumhare pass nhi aaengi…aur behad acchi ladki…tumhe pass kr dengi!! .. isliye thoda cool bhi rha kro… sex aadmin ko voilent bhi bana deta hai….!! tc!!
Thik thaak sa joke h.
good joke :)
Hi Priya ji kaisi ho?
Kabhi hume b yaad kar liya karo.
hii Ravi Tyagi how r u ?
Kya tum singh ho
noo
LOG MOHBBAT KO KHUDA KEHTE HAIN,
PAR KOI ISE KARE TO USSE ILJAAM DETE HAIN,
AUR HUMNE SUNA HAI PATTHAR DIL ROTE NAHI,
PHIR PAHAADO SE JHARNE KYUN GIRA KARTE HAIN…
Bahut badhiya
Thanks.. Bro
Rashii ji where r u?
6th class ka ladka 10th class ki ladki Se-
Boy- I love u sexy girl..
Girl- Abe pagal hai kya?
Boy- haan tumhare pyar me pagal hoon..
Girl- Bhosdi ke jaldi se yahan se bhag nhi to tere Ghar par Bolungi..
Boy- Plz DIDI maan jao na… :-)
Gud joke
Priya ji i m fine & reply ke liye bahut bahut shukriya.
:-)
ok..
Humne jab bhi khushi mehsoos ki,
Har kadam par aapki kami mehsoos ki,
Door rehkar bhi aapki chahat kam na hui,
Ye baat humne apne dil se mehsoos ki.
gud evng @dhiraj ji..!
and @deleted jee wo aapki hi shayri thi mujhe kahi aapke naam se mili thi..! ;-)
Dosto kahan ghuse ho jaldi site pe aao.
Shaam ho gayi mamu
Jis ko bhi Dekha Usay ROTAY hue Dekha
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“FARAZ”
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Yeh Mohabbat Toh Mujhy Kisi ” TISSUE COMPANY ” Ki Saazish Lagti Hai….
Kisi ko kre ya na kre ye mohabbat hame brbaad krke chhodegi.
Kitna mushkil hai apne aapko bdl lena.
Dil se kisi ko nikal fenkna.
Nigahen pher lena.
Hairan hun me ye dekhkar log kitni aasani se ye sb kr lete hain.
Great alok bro.
Gd Evng Dosto, Relationship never die its Natural Death. It always murdered by_ IGO, ATTITUDE, N IGNORANCE…..
<3
♥…Ajeeb Zulam Huye Hain Duniya Me Mohabbat
Par
jinhe Mili Unhe Kadar Nahi
Jinhe Kadar Thi Unhe Mili Na……..♥
True yaar
Kabhi Kehta Tha Mujhe Ke Koi Duaa Hoon Main
Aaj Wo Keh Gya Mujhko Ki Bewafa Hoon Main..
Wo Jee Na Paata Tha Lamha Kabhi Bagair Mere
Aaj Kehne Laga Mujhko Ki Ek Sazaa Hoon Main..
Yahi Dastoor Hai Aur Aisa Hi Hota Aaya
Lagi Maashuq Ke Mehndi Aur Aashiq Rota Aaya..
Magar Riwaaz Bhi Ye Ulta Kar Diya Maine
Bina Chaahat Kisi Ki Maang Bhar Diya Maine..
Kiya Hai Jo Bhi Ispe Khud Se Hi Khafa Hoon Main
Aaj Wo Keh Gya Mujhko Ki Bewafa Hoon Main..
Jhakaas… Shayri
kya,.
Kahun Ke Kiya Ho Tum..???
♥
Mere Liye Meri Duniya Ho Tum
Chu Ke Jo Guzre Wo Hawa Ho Tum
♥
Maine Jo Maangi Wo Dua Ho Tum,
Kiya Maine Mehsos Wo Ehsaas Ho Tum
♥
Meri Nazar Ki Talash Ho Tum
Meri Zindagi Ka Qarar Ho Tum
♥
Maine Jo Chaha Wo Pyar Ho Tum
Mere Intezaar Ki Raahat Ho Tum
♥
Mere Dil Ki Chahat Ho Tum
Tum Ho To Duniya Hai Meri
♥
Kaise Kahun Ke Sirf Pyar Nahi
Meri JAAN Ho Tum….
Jabardast..
kon hai woh kismatwala…jo mera humsafar banega
kon hai woh kismatwala…jo mere saath 7 phere lega
kon hai woh kismatwala…jo mere saath meri dil ki dhadkan banega
kon hai woh kismatwala…jise mein apni pyaar ki dori bandhunga
kon hai woh kismatwala…jiski kismat pe mera pyaar likha hoga
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good evenight nitesh… aby thoda shyad dipressed chal raha hai…!! iss qadar naa chaho kisi ko..ki uske jaane k baad tum toot kr bikhar jaao….yeh jay ne mere liye 2 saal pehle likha tha..aur yeh chiz sabke liye bhi hai…even married one!! ….bus usse pyaar krte raho…tum kbhi toot nhi paoge!! .. loves hides but never dies!!! distance is there between lovers but no distance between love…keep loving..and be happy!!
good jokes mja aa gya
” I dont want a boyfriend….
” i dont want a husband…..
” i want a human ..who will be my life and i will be his breath”
:)
” pyaar mujhe iss qadar krna…ki koi mujhe tumse chura naa le”
” pyaar mujhe iss qadar krna…ki har zindagi..mein tum meri zindagi ban jao”
“mujhse kbi naa khna..mein tumse bahut pyaar krta hoon”
“bus meri aankhon ko dekhna..aur pyaar se mere maathe ko chum lena”
********** <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3***********
Mastt…
Nice lines
:mrgreen: *************G :oops: :oops: D :idea: N :!: G H T************* :mrgreen:
Teacher: tum kal school kyu nhi aye the.
Pappu : mai beemaar tha :(
Teacher: sach bol do, mai tumhe kuch nhi kahungi.
Pappu :bed pe let k TV me cricket match dekh rha tha :)
Teacher slaps him . . .
Pappu ( rote huye ):
kyu sach ka sabak sikhaye ,jab sach sun b na paye
sach koi bole to tu, niyam kanun btaye
tera darr, tera pyaar, teri maar tu hi rakh
“rakh saali” :P :P :P
Nitesh bro gud joke maza aa gaya.
An engineer Failed In exam !
He Said 2 His Tchr: I’ll ask U a Question,
If u don’t answer, u’ll have 2 give me ‘A’ Grade.
Teacher : OK
Engineer : Whats Legal But Not Logical,
Logical But Not Legal &
Neither Logical Nor Legal…?
Teacher Couldn’t Answer, He Gave Him ‘A’ Grade . . .
Later the Engineerr Answered:
Sir, U R 63 Yrs Old & Ur Wife Is 30, Datz Legal But Not Logical.
Ur Wife Has a 25 Yrs Old Boyfriend, Its Logical But Not Legal.
Now U Have Given Ur Wife’s Lover A Grade !!!
That’s Neither Logical Nor Legal :P :P :P
Good Night Dosto, take care
Bye….
Deepika must be feeling like a shit..
Left Yuvraj,
Ranbir and
Siddharth Mallya..
Super comeback by Yuvi,
Barfi is a hit and
FDI in aviation..!
@thankxxx ravi bhai..!
INDIAN WIFE
Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho…
Husband: Pulao bana lo
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
Husband: To sabji roti bana lo
Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge
Husband: To chhole puri bana lo
Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai
Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo
Wife: Aaj mangalvaar hai
Husband: Paraanthe?
Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai???
Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain change ho jaayega
Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye
Husband: Kadhi chawal?
Wife: Dahi nahi hai
Husband: Idly sambar?
Wife: Usme time lagega. Pehle bolna chahiye tha na..!!
Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lageg
Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta
Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi?
Wife: Wohi jo aap kaho :-P :-P
Aaj fir school jaane ko dil karta hai……
subah-subah jaldi uth, nahane ko dil karta hai,
school dress pahan kr tie lagane ko dil karta hai,
Aaj firr…
Line me lagkar prayer karne ko dil karta hai,
Ek dusre ko dhakka de aage badhne ko dil karta hai,
Aaj firr…
Class ke khali period me kagaj ke
aeroplane udane ko dil karta hai,
Lunch time me ek dusre ka tifin
kahne ko dil karta hai,
Aaj firr…
Class me mam ke questions
puchne par chupchap khade hone ka dil karta hai,
Home work na karne aur
dher sare bahane banana ka dil karta hai,
Aaj firr…
Social science ke period me sone ka dil karta hai,
Chutti ke intezar me bell bajne ka dil karta hai,
Aaj firr…
Un dosto ke sath baate karne aur
ladne jhagdne ka dil karta hai,
Sab kuch bhul jaankar mast hone ka dil karta hai,
Aaj fir school jaane ka dil karta hai……
I miss my school days:’( :(
Yaar nitesh kafi talented bnde ho. Jokes shayri sb saath 7.
Ek ladki police station gayi aur officer se boli :
Ek admi ne uske sath rape kar diya hai :(
Officer :-
jab woh tumhare sath rape kar raha tha to
tumne usey roka kyon nahi ?
Ladki :- kaise rokti inspector sahab,
maine apne hatho mein mehandi lagayi hui thi !
Officer kuch der sochne ke baad :
> > > agli baar mehandi kab lagaogi < < < :D :P
Very nice joke:-)
Yaar tumne to Bchpan ki yaad dila di, mere aankho me aansu aa gaye
Ek waqt ki ye bat he, suno dost kuch aisa hua,
Woh mujko mili ek roj mai usko mila
Aankhe mili…Dil mile..Izhar hua..
Iqrar hua..Khub pyar hua..
Woh chahne lagi mai chahne laga,
is zamane ki wajah se fir kuch aisa hua,
Woh chod gai muje,
Mai bikhar k tut gaya..
Fir arse bad kuch aise mile ek din,
Woh tanha thi..Mai akela tha..
Bas hum do the aur koi na tha,
Woh mujse lipat kar khub rone lagi..
Bepanah muje chumne lagi..
Mai tanha bebas raha..
Na pyar..
Na izhar raha,
Bas farq sirf itna sa raha..
Wo “MITTI KE UPAR” Roti rahi,
aur mai “MITTI KE ANDAR” Sota raha. :’(
wo mitti par roti rahi …..
mein mitti k andar sota raha…….
touching lines
Ma kasam Nitesh Bhai Dil Ko Chhu Gayi ye line, Mujhe ye zindagi bhar yaad rahega. Well dn yaar
admin call nahi aayi…….kal to mein train se delhi se chandigarh jaunga……..aaj bahut thak gya nehru place mein shopping ki 2 hrs…….
rula diya samosay bhai……bahut khoob…
@bhai abhi to xam 2 din baad haiabhi kyu..? roye..! :-P :-P :-P
mere koi paper nahi h…….tu apni chinta kar……
mein to poem padd kar roya…..purani yaadein aa gyi…..thi….
pata hai @deleted jee harek bande kaa din aata hai…! mera bhi aayega..! :-(
to all my frnds……
Log rup dekhte hai hum dil dekhte hai,
Log sapna dekhte hai hum haqiqat dekhte hai….
Log duniya me dost dekhte hai.
Aur hum doston me duniya dekhte hai…….
Read and try to understand the deeper meaning of them.
1. Prayer is not a “spare wheel” that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a “steering wheel” that directs the right path throughout life.
2. Why is a car’s windshield so large &the rear view mirror so small?… Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, look ahead and move on.
3. Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes a few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.
4. All things in life are temporary. If they are going well, enjoy them, they will not last forever. If they are going wrong, don’t worry, they can’t last long either.
5. Old friends are gold! New friends are diamond! If you get a diamond, don’t forget the gold! To hold a diamond, you always need a base of gold!
6. Often when we lose hope and thinkthis is the end, God smiles from aboveand says, “Relax, sweetheart; it’s just a bend, not the end!”
7. When God solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when God doesn’t solve your problems, He has faith in YOUR abilities.
8. A blind person asked God: “Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?” He replied: “Yes, losing your vision!”
9. When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.
10. Worrying does not take away tomorrow’s troubles; it takes away today’s PEACE..
1st 5th 7th &9th dil ko chue gaye, bahut badia, keep it up
Nitesh bro aapko manna padega, aap sab k guru ho.
thik tha,abi 2 din phle b aisa he post hua tha.god bless… Wala
@alok bhai & @ravi bahi thanxx a ton….! and alok bhai talented to yaha sabhi bande ho… included u..!
Alfaaz…e…muhabaat kya..? bayaa…? karu..? main apni dil…e…nadaann kii…..!
Abb to jubaaa bhi unki ho chuki hai jinhone kabhi dil me ekk chhota sa kona maanga tha…! ♥ ♥
Bade Masoom Jazbon Se . .
Wo Apne Shokh Haathon par . .
Wafa ki Surkh Mehndi Se . .
Usi ka Naam Likhti Hai . .
Jisse wo Pyaar karti Hai . .
Magr wo Na Smajh Larki . .Abi Tak Ye Nhi
Samjhi . .
Ke . .
Sapne Toot Jaayain To . .Bohat Barbaad karte Hain . .
Ye ujlay Rang Haathon Par . .
Kabhi Thehra Nahi karte . .Mohabbat To Haqeeqat Hai . .
Koi Sapna Nahi
Hota . .
Kisi ka Naam Likhne Se . .Koi Apna Nhi HoTa.
Sath Tumhara Dena Hai…
Aur Saath Tumhara Pana Hai…
Pathron Ke is Shehar Mae…
ikk Kaanch Ka Ghar Bnana Hai…
Aasmano pe Jo Rishta bana…
Use Duniya Me Nibhana Hai…
ikk Nam Tmhara Likhna Hai…
ikk Naam Hame Ban Jana Hai…
Kuch Batain Tum Se Karni Hain…
Kuch Dil Ka Haal Sunana Hai….
Chupke Se Jo Mangi Hain…
Unn Duaon Me Tum Ko Pana Hai…
Tum Ruth Ke mjhse mat Jao…
Mjhe Saath Tumhara Pana Hai…
Tum Laut ke Wapis aa jao…
Mujhe “zindagi” Tumhe Banana Hai..!
Gm friends
Nitesh sari kami 1 hi din main puri kar di
Akhir bachche apne asli baap ka pata chal hi gaya