Bhai Aur Bhabhi Ka Pyara Rishta

Santa Roz-Roz Office Ki Canteen Ka Khana Kha Kar Bore Ho Chuka Tha,

Aaj Uska Man Ghar Ja Kar Apni Biwi Ke Hath Ka Khana Khane Ko Kar Raha Tha,

Santa Bin Bataye Ghar Aaya To Usne Dekha Ki Biwi Palang Par Nangi Leti Hui Hai, Pasina Nikal Raha Hai Aur Saans Fool Rahi Hai.

Santa Ne Apni Patni Se Pucha: “Kya Hua?

Biwi: “Dil Gabra Raha Hai, Jaldi Se Doctor Ko Bulao

Santa Doctor Ko Bulane Bhaga To Pappu Ne Darwaje Par Santa Ko Roka Aur Bola.

Pappu: “Papa, Chachu Bed Ke Niche Nange Chupe Hai

Santa Wapis Aaya, Bed Ke Niche Dekha Aur Apne Bhai Ko Nikal Kar Gusse Se Bola.

Santa: “Bhosdi Ke, Teri Bhabhi Ko Heart Attack Aaya Hai Aur Tu Nanga Ho Ke Bed Ke Niche Chupa Hai Saale

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Banta Ki Tabiyat Bahaut Kharab Thi. Wo ICU Mein Bed Pe Leta Marne Wala Tha. Usne Santa Ko Apne Paas Bulaya Aur Bola.

  22 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    Hey Meri Kabutari !
    Yaar 2 kaisi hai aur teri wo kaisi chal rahi hai (study) ? Yaar teri yaad bahut aati hai . . .

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Good morning frndz.
    Hahahahaha….
    Bewkuph santa
    Hii… Dosto kaise ho ap sub..??
    PRIYA DI aap kaisi hai, busy hai kya. Idhar aap aa b nhi rhi.. Kya bat hai sub acha to hai na..??

  3. Jay says:

    Hi Friends,
    “If Someone Closes His Door On Your Face,
    Then Make Him Realize That. .










    KUNDI DARWAZE K DONO TARAF HOTI HY ;-)