Bhai Aur Bhabhi Ka Pyara Rishta

Santa Roz-Roz Office Ki Canteen Ka Khana Kha Kar Bore Ho Chuka Tha,

Aaj Uska Man Ghar Ja Kar Apni Biwi Ke Hath Ka Khana Khane Ko Kar Raha Tha,

Santa Bin Bataye Ghar Aaya To Usne Dekha Ki Biwi Palang Par Nangi Leti Hui Hai, Pasina Nikal Raha Hai Aur Saans Fool Rahi Hai.

Santa Ne Apni Patni Se Pucha: “Kya Hua?

Biwi: “Dil Gabra Raha Hai, Jaldi Se Doctor Ko Bulao

Santa Doctor Ko Bulane Bhaga To Pappu Ne Darwaje Par Santa Ko Roka Aur Bola.

Pappu: “Papa, Chachu Bed Ke Niche Nange Chupe Hai

Santa Wapis Aaya, Bed Ke Niche Dekha Aur Apne Bhai Ko Nikal Kar Gusse Se Bola.

Santa: “Bhosdi Ke, Teri Bhabhi Ko Heart Attack Aaya Hai Aur Tu Nanga Ho Ke Bed Ke Niche Chupa Hai Saale

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 16 Feb 2012  22 Comments  52,418

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Kyu Paise Waste Karte Ho Fir
125 Cc Yamaha, 150 Cc Cbz, 200 Cc Honda, 220 Cc Pulsar, 350 Cc Bullet, Kuch Bhi Khareed Lo, Par Picha

Bachho Jyada T.V. Na Dekha Karo
Maa Ne Pappu Ke Jyada T.V. Dekhne Se Ek Din Pareshan Aakar Usko Bola Maa: "Tu Hamesha Tv Kyun Dekhta Rehta Hai ?"

Paaglo Se Bhagwan Bachaye
Ek Doctor Jab Apne Clinic Pahuncha To Usne Waha Do Mareezon Ko Paya, Ek Chatt Se Ulta Lataka Hua Tha, Jabki Ek Aisa A

Ohh To Ye Likhta Hai Doctor
Doctor Paper Mein Aisa Kya Likh Ke Deta Hai, Jo Kewal Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Aata Hai??? Maine Loot Liya

Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?
Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Park Mein Baitha Tha. Ek Budhe Ne Dekha Aur Santa Ko Bola. Budha: "Bete, Kya Ye Hama

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  22 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    Hey Meri Kabutari !
    Yaar 2 kaisi hai aur teri wo kaisi chal rahi hai (study) ? Yaar teri yaad bahut aati hai . . .

  2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Good morning frndz.
    Hahahahaha….
    Bewkuph santa
    Hii… Dosto kaise ho ap sub..??
    PRIYA DI aap kaisi hai, busy hai kya. Idhar aap aa b nhi rhi.. Kya bat hai sub acha to hai na..??

  3. Jay says:

    Hi Friends,
    “If Someone Closes His Door On Your Face,
    Then Make Him Realize That. .
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    KUNDI DARWAZE K DONO TARAF HOTI HY ;-)