Bhai Logo Ke Liye Jaroori Soochna

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Ajakal Ke Time Mein Ladkiya Bewafa Kyu Hoti Hai, Aur Biwiya Apne Mard Ko Chhod Kar Dusre Mardo Ke Piche Kyu Bhagti Hai.

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Yaad Rakhein Ke Lund Jaandar To Mard Shaandar,

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Comments to "Bhai Logo Ke Liye Jaroori Soochna"

49 Responses to "Bhai Logo Ke Liye Jaroori Soochna"

  1. shri.muthmar.ji says:

    Admin kahin ye joke tune mujpar to nai bnaya. Agar bnaya ha to hehe meri abhi marig nai hui. Aur faltu me muje mat fasaao

  2. pankaj says:

    hahaha ye suchna to baba ne muthmaar ji ke liye jaari ki hai ………hehehehe

    muthmaar ji dhyaan rakho……….

  3. pankaj patel says:

    muth marne walo savdhan varna…? ? ?

    Frnds good morning

  4. Samir says:

    ——PREM PATRA 4 PANCHHY——

    priye PANCHHY
    kya hal h,m yehan mst hu,aur tum v thik hi hogi
    apna tilu ,,pilu,,tujhe bahut mis krta h,aur aj kl mansi ko mumy mumy kahne lga h,yar tu tensan na le,
    aur han main bahut jldi tujhe ravan k yehan se le jaounga,m way 2 heart join kr liya hu, aur RAVAN s dosti v kr li h,kl ravan ko chat pr bahut galiyan di,,SALE n ye bol k chat bnd kr diya k net slow h,
    so m tujhe TATA FOTAN ka net aur laptop tohre chhotke dewar N,KHAN,,k hath vej rha hu,aur sath m tere nikhar k liye,FAIR LOVLY,aur
    tere gulab k pankhuri jaise hont k liye ELLI ka lipistik vej rha hu
    panchhy ab hm tum nyt m khub chating chating khelenge,
    janti ho apna tilu pilu,tohre lafua aasik JAY ko mama mama kh k chidhata rhta h,aur sath hi tilu shila ki beti pr line marta h,pilu muni k chakkar m badnam ho gya h,ab tu hi aa ke ishe samjhayyo,
    aur han maine admin s dosti kr li h,lanka m kya ho rha h,wo sari jankari mujhe de deta h
    aur panchhy ye mansi mujh p line marti h,kl is n tilu pilu k samne mujhe kis kr li,,ab m kya karun,
    tuhi aa k ishe samjhayyo,bat n mane to bal noch noch k mariyo,
    chl rkhta hu,
    byeee,kuchi muchi
    muaah,muaah
    love u
    ur SAMIR

    *
    ¡(rose)

    JPR

    • Mansi Tiwari says:

      Samir ji aapne panchhi ji se jhuth kyun bola ki mai aapape line marti hun,balki sachchai to ye hai ki aap humse kiss mang rahe the,maine mana kar diya…….@Panchhi bahan aapke lal pile bade aashique mijaj hain sambhal ke rakhiye inko ladki ke chakkar me ye tilu aur pilu ka khyal nahi rakhte…..

      • N.khan says:

        mansi ji tilu vs pilu ki baat apas mai
        Tilu:pilu main to mansi ke sath rahunga
        Pilu:kyu main to panchhi ke sath rahunga.pilu tu mansi ke sath kyu rahega
        Pilu:kyunki papa(samir)ko panchhi ne d.v'ce de diya h.
        Tilu:to papa(samir)ne mansi se shaadi(marr''ge)kar li h kya
        Pilu:abe chup kar sale apna dhyan tera baap rakega kya jo din bhar comment karta rahta h rakna to mansi ko he h apan 2no ko.huhahahahuhahaha

      • panchhi says:

        oye mere bacho k bare me ye tm kya bol rhe ho ?

    • vinay says:

      yar samir cmnt to tm bahut acha karte ho i think tm writer ya poet ho. Aur punchy ki bakri sanket pe jo poetry tm likhne wale the wo puri hui ya nhi. Aur ho gyi ho to baki dosto ko b sunao.

    • Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Ab Samajh Me Aaya.. Tere Paas Time Ki Shortage Kyun Ho Rahi Hai? Mossamy Ka Juice Pee Ke Kavita Likhi Ja Rahi Hai.. hmmmmmmm. Aur Wo Thele Wala Abhi Tak Mujhe Mossamy Ke Paise Ke Liye Preshan Kar Raha Hai.. He Samir Sun Na Yaar.. Wo Kya Hai Na..Tilu Pilu Ka Ek Din Ka Pocket Kharch Mujhe De De Yaar.. He He He.

    • panchhi says:

      PATRA KA JAVAB priya samir jan kr khushi hui k tm thik ho aur me b maje se hu ….aur me v apne tilu pilu ko bahot miss kr rai hu un dono ko v devar ji k sath bhej dena …muje pta lga h k tm mere bacho ka khayal nhi rakhte ho is vjh se vo bahot saitaniya krne lge h aur mansi ji ko mumy kehte me ye bardast nhi kr skti isliye tm use yaha bhej do …aur mansi ko bolo bacho k samne aesi gandi harkate na kiya kare …aur hmne suna h tm vinay ji pr kavita likh rhe to jaldi se sunao gm sb besabri se intejar kr rhe h….laptop aur baki chije bhejne k liye sukriy… -panchhi

      • vinay says:

        punchy ji mai nhi janta tha k apko apni bakri se itna lagav hai k aap uske bare me kuch ache shabd sunte hi ek sundar kavita likhne ka adesh apne pati(samir) ko de dengi. Ab to mai dono poetry ek saath paduga.

        Gn

  5. pankaj says:

    maansi ye tumne kyaa kiya……??? samir ke saath. tumne mera dil tod diya……. ab m sucide karne ja raha hu….bear ke samnder me buhuhuhu…….

  6. bheemrajjat says:

    hehehe

    • Raj Bindaas says:

      bheemrajjat abe bhosdi k suwar ka gu, gande nale ka keeda, lund k baal, sada huwa achar, muthmar k ho gaya beemar, apni harkato se lachar tu ab gali khano ko rahiyo taiyar…………

  7. annu says:

    bil…..kul such kaha
    barna bahi hoga ki

    "chodan chodan sab kare
    chod sake na koi,

    jab chodan ki baari aai lund khara na hoe"

    kyo…….. such kaha na mansi tiwari ji………

  8. Dhiraj(Evening BlueR says:

    @jay, please do reply on previous cmnt..bye….tc.

  9. Jaat the great says:

    Jab vo andar jayega toh Dard hoga pehli baar aisa hi hota hai par tum aawaaz mat karna warna sabko pata chal jayega ki TUM???????????????????????????????????????

    injection se bahut darte ho.

  10. Anuj says:

    Jai Ho Baba Sexidas Ki

  11. vinay says:

    bhai agr koi ladki ch**ne ko mil jaye to kaun lodu hoga jo mutth marega

  12. Dhiraj(Evening BlueR says:

    **..far above in that sky,..is a small star of mine,..star where life exists,..that star shines brighter than light,…it is the star of fascination for me,..it is the star of my fantasy,..it is the star of my dreams,..its the star that belongs to me.,..a star that is all alone.,..a star that full of love,..a star where i have to reach,..its the star of ultimate truth,..it is star of love and peace,…it is star where my soul lives,..its the one to call me,..its the one to attract me,..it is the one i have to reach with……………..You..**

  13. Mansi Tiwari says:

    No coment######## Admin ji aap jhuth bolte hai ki aapki shadi nahi hui hai.aap mujh pakka khiladi lagte hain…..

    • Admin says:

      Mansi ji pahli baat mujhe juth bolne ki koi jarurat nahi hai..

      2nd mein kisi ke sath koi khel nahi khelta Shailinder Verma Ji

      3rd Aur na maine apne aapko kunwara sabit kar ke idhar ki ladkiya fasani hai, aur ye bat vo ladkiya achi tarha se janti hai jinhone mere se baat ki hai ki main kaisa hun

      4th aap yaha jo maja lena chahte hai le, marji kare jiska marji chutiya khinche, par mere ko comment na kar dena aap aaj ke baad…

      • Anuj says:

        @ Admin hehehe kya jawab diye ho Manas Tiwari ko. Very gud

      • pankaj says:

        abe admin firr canfusion…..he ye shilendr verma kon hai……???

        tu 1 baar ise no. dede na……pata chal jayega..sab…..yaaar iski baate to badi pyaari hai…agr ye ladka bhi hai to bhi bada chikna hi hoga….tu tension kyu leta hai…apun dono ko gufa se to matlab hai……1 baar milne de ise firr pata chalega

        ki kon kiska chutiya khench raha hai….hehe

    • Raj Bindaas says:

      hmm…Mansi G aap itna confident se keh rhi hai mujhe to lagta hai admin ka aap le chuki hai tabhi itna confident se bol rhi hai na hai na , ye baat mujhe kaise pta chali, hmmm mujhse kuch nhi chhipta hai hehe

    • N.khan says:

      mansi tiwari apka raaz haule haule(dhire dhire)khool raha h.huhahahaha

  14. bheemrajjat says:

    Annu How are you

  15. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Ye Message Maine Ek Website Se Copy Paste Kiya Hai..

    Really.. Padhne Ke Baad.. Mai To Sann Rah Gaya.. Aap Bhi Padho Aur Batao…

    n A Boys Life…

    -You Meet A Girl.

    -She's Exactly What You Wanted.

    -You Make Her Your World.

    -She Breaks Your Heart In Half.

    …-She Acts Like She Wants You Back.

    -She Makes You Think You Are Worthless.

    -You Try So Hard To Get Her Back.

    -But, No Matter What, She Will Be Apart Of Your Heart. Forever.

    –♥–

    In A Girls Life…

    -You Find An Easy Target.

    -You Say Everything He Wants To Hear.

    -You Have His Wrapped Around Your Finger.

    -Then You Change Your Mind.

    -You Send HIM Mixed Signals.

    -You Make HIM Feel Not Good Enough.

    -You Ignore HIM.

    -&& Then You Sit Back And Watch Her Fall Apart Until You Find Your Next Victim.

  16. Dhiraj(Evening BlueR says:

    @rajbindass,…tum bheemrajjt k picche is kadar pade hue ho..jaise tumhare ganne k khet mein koi hathi ghuss aya ho..ha ha!!

  17. Pooja says:

    He i'm new in this site.mujhse dosti karoge?

  18. being human says:

    Admin tumhara naam bohot suna hai kabhi site par tumhari ek pic bhi publish kardalo…:))

    kya bolte ho logo ???

  19. kuwarahu says:

    hmmmmmmmmm its veey good plaform for entertain our busy life..

    but ye mujhe samjh me nhi ata hai ki ladki ka id sahi hai ya wrong

  20. raka says:

    lund jaandar to mard shaandar…muth marna chhodo, choot ko chodo..

    hi friends, wish you all a happy and tension free sex life !!