Bhalu Ka Shikaar Kaisi Kare?

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Ek Baar Ek Shikari Bhalu Ka Shikar Karne Ki Sochta Hai.

Apni Banduk Aur Baki Saman Ko Leke Jungle Pahunch Jata Hai.

Kafi Der Batkane Ke Bad Use Ek Bhalu Nazar Ata Hai,

Par Kambakth Bhaalu Bahut Chalak Hota Hai Wo Ek Taraf Jhaadiya Hila Ke Dusri Taraf Chala Jaata Hai,

Jab Shikari Un Jhaadiyo Mein Shoot Karne Waala Hota Hai Wo Bhaalu Piche Se Aata Hai Uski Gaand Maar Ke Chala Jaata Hai,

Shikari Rota Pitta Ghar Aata Hai, Par Agle Din Fir Uska Shikar Karne Pahunch Jata Hai.

Agle Din Bhi Bhaalu Phir Se Jhaadiya Hila Ke Dusri Taraf Chala Jaata Hai,

Jab Tak Shikari Un Jhaadiyo Mein Shoot Karne Waala Hota Hai Bhaalu Fir Piche Se Aata Hai Uski Gaand Maar Ke Chala Jaata Hai,

Ultimately Wo Sochta Hai Kal Main Top Launga Or Jungle Mein Aag Laga Dunga,

Next Day Wo Top Lata Hai, Jungle Mein Aag Lag Jaati Hai Aur Shikari Apni Pent Khol Ke Niche Baith Jaata Hai,

Bhaalu Aata Hai Or Kheech Ke Uski Gaand Pe Laath Maarta Hai, Aur Kehta Hai,

Bhalu: “Bhosdike Yahaan Jungle Mein Aag Lagi Hai Or Tujhe Gaand Marwane Ki Padi Hai?

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Hindi Version

एक बार एक शिकारी भालू का शिकार करने की सोचता है.

अपनी बन्दुक और बाकि सामान को लेके जंगल पहुँच जाता है.

काफी देर भटकने के बाद उसे एक भालू नज़र आता है,

पर भालू बहुत ही चालक होता है वो एक तरफ झाडिया हिला के दूसरी तरफ चला जाता है,

जब शिकारी उन झाड़ियो में शूट करने वाला होता है वो भालू पीछे से आता है और उसकी गांड मार के चला जाता है,

शिकारी रोता पिटता घर आता है, पर अगले दिन फिर उसका शिकार करने पहुँच जाता है.

अगले दिन भी भालू फिर से झाडिया हिला के दूसरी तरफ चला जाता है,

जब तक शिकारी उन झाड़ियो में शूट करने वाला होता है भालू फिर पीछे से आता है उसकी गांड मार के चला जाता है,

तंग आकर शिकारी सोचता है कल मैं तोप लाऊंगा और जंगल में आग लगा दूंगा,

अगले दिन वो तोप लाता है, जंगल में आग लग जाती है और शिकारी अपनी पेंट खोल के निचे बैठ जाता है,

भालू आता है और खीच के उसकी गांड पे लात मारता है, और कहता है,

भालू: "भोंसडीके यहाँ जंगल में आग लगी है और तुझे गांड मरवाने की पड़ी है?"

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46 Responses to "Bhalu Ka Shikaar Kaisi Kare?"

  1. Shubham says:

    Thik tha joke

  2. Wanted says:

    smjh nhi aaya
    aakhir wo apni pant kholkr niche q bethta hai :-O

  3. Shubham says:

    Is site pe songs bhi upload ho jae to aur maza a jae!

  4. Priya says:

    haha…funny
    Happy Republic day frndzz & good morning :))

  5. King says:

    Hi admin,
    i want to send you some nonveg jokes..
    So, u can post it,
    where do i send it??

  6. Jay says:

    Hehehehe…Abhi tak tu samajh nahi paya. Wo BHALU nahi mai thha:P
    Sala chala thha shikari ban ne.

  7. HAPPY REPUBLICE DAY
    Hahahahaha……
    Good morning frnds..
    Hii.. PRIYA JI Kaisi Ho Ap..?
    Ap ko b happy republice day..

  8. Wanted says:

    waise jke me shikari ki jagah JAY ka name likh dete to jyada maza aata :p

  9. deleted says:

    Shikari to admin that jay bhai ……
    Hehehe

    • Admin says:

      Par G teri thhi ;) jo main marne ke bad leke aya tha ese moke pe kaam mein lane ke liye

      • Jay says:

        hehehehe… Aakhiri din ka to mai nahi bata sakta ki kiski G thhi, baki ke 1st, 2nd aur 3rd din to ADMIN teri hi G thhi : P

      • Admin says:

        jo marji kah le par sach yehi rahega ki G teri thi… aur teri G ka keeda shant karne ke liye tere pe agla joke jaldi hi pesh hai ;)

      • Jay says:

        Oye bhosadi ke 2m G hi Q marwata hai jab chillana rahta hai ?
        Sale tera v haal chinal ladkiyo jaisa he hai. Karam khud karti hai aur Dosh (Blem) dusari ladkiyo par lagati phirti hai :)
        Teri marji 2 chahe jitana v chilla ley, joke post kar ya phir Loudspeekar laga kar chilla mai teri “G” Ko bakhasane wala nahi hun. . .tc.

      • Admin says:

        teri gand mein itna dum nahi ki tu meri G ko kuch b kar sake….. Meow

  10. Lalitmangla says:

    Admin tune fir coment paas nahi kiye

  11. Lalitmangla says:

    Yaar maine kya bakwas ki hai chal chod is baat ko yaar ye bata in jokes ko kya direct kisi phone per dala ja sakta hai

  12. Lalitmangla says:

    Acchha jo maine tukbandi bheji thi uska kya hua or coment paas hone main kitna time lagta hai

  13. Aakash says:

    hahaha nice

  14. Aakash says:

    College k peeche nadi me Principle
    Doob Rha Tha.
    Pappu ne Dekha Or zorr zorr Se
    Chillaate Hue bhaaga
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    kal chhutti hai
    kal chhutti hai

  15. Aakash says:

    “HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY” To All

  16. panchhi says:

    hahaha gud joke
    Happy republic day ol frnds

  17. Samir says:

    Happy republic day

    ,PYARE MOHAN,JAY,DELETED,KHAN ,BENAM,PRIYA,ROZY,KAMINEY,DHIRAJ,AJUBA,PRINCI,RAKHI,SAPNA,PRINCE, N other frends

    priya m f9,aur aj kl ap bahut phudak rhi hain bat kya h,kabhi phudak kr mastanpur jati hain aur kabhi phudak phudak kr nonvegpur ki galiyon m ghumti hain ,hansti muskurati hain aur thori se sarmati hain,acha lgta h,
    apki life v isi trh khusgwar bni rhe,
    ,,
    benam -gubbare ko phulane ka dhanda manda pr gya h yar bcoz aj kl jitni v girl nonvegpur ati h sbhi k gubbare already bade hain
    tere njr m koi hai to bol mai ousse fee v nhi lunga yar

    JPR

  18. Honey singh says:

    Yes this the adult joke

  19. Ramo says:

    Joke chotta tha

  20. Mausam says:

    hahahah mast joke

  21. ansar says:

    wow kya mast joke hai hehehehehehehehehehhehehehheeeeeeeeeeee

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