Bike Pucnture Hone Pe Kabhi Aisa Na Karna
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Ek Aadmi Ki Bike Puncture Ho Gayi Kisi Tarha Vo Usko Lekar Pass Ke Ek Service Station Mein Pahuncha
Vaha Jake Pucture Lagane Wale Ladke Se Bola.
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hehehehehehe…..
Nice jokes hehehehehe…
Hii frds…
@thanx a lot..divya,,tc
hahahahhaahahaha admin teri kasam kya mast tadka lagaya hai be, maja aa gya sunkar
sunkar maza aya ya padkar…..;D
Oye admin mujhe 1 baat bata yaar. Jab bike ya cycle ki tip me jyada puncture ho jate h to tip change kar lete h. Par jab bechare Santa ki g*** fategi to kaha pe change karwaega?
usi se puch na :)
hahahahahahahahahaha………….Samir 2 V jaake Apni Gand par Pucnture Lagawa ley..
hehehe…… Es baar Rajasthaniyo se jo Phadwa kar Aaya hai:)
Humse nahi marwata hai tujhe Ghum-Ghum kar Gand Marwane ka Chaska Lag gaya hai. Chal Ab hum bhi Teri Ghuma-Ghuma kar hi marenge:P
Hmm bechara ladka…..
Admin ji namaskaar kaise ho ap?
Jay dear bta b dijiye apki DEAR hain koun?
Dhiraj ji ap ghuma kyu rahe ho baat ko, saaf saaf boliye ap kehna kya chahte ho?
Pankaj ji itna gussa kisliye?
Heartbeat ji, wanted ji kithe rehnde ho tusi?
Matrix ji aj kis k sath pange liye aapne?
Kinshuk ji hum b jay dear ki baat se sehmat hain
all frnds tc
hmm aapne shayd uska commnt nahi pada…rashi ji…agr aap logo ka lihaz na hota to pata nahi kya kya likh marta m…bas badi mushkil se zzbato ko tameez ke dayre me rakha hai….:(
Pankaj ji humne read nhi kiya unka cmt
Aaj addy ke sath pange hue. hehe :P
@pankaj uska cmt kis joke me hai?
Hye barbi doll apne dil me jhank ke to dekh wahi pe ek koune me to tumne muje bhaitha rakha hai
Hey dosto aj humne mehendi lagwayi
:O
Ab yeh koun si smile hain?
mujhe sms kar ke dekh lo pata lag jayega ki kya banta hai :(
Rashii dear kis Khushi me ????
Jay dear Humari frnd lgawa rahi thi toh humne b lgwa li hatho me
aaila..mehndi…matlb aapki shaadi pakki ho gayi….:(, ab bechare admin aur wanted ka dil finally toot hi gaya….lekin kuch bhi ho..aap yaha aana mat chorna shadi ke baad bhi…;)
:( bhuhuhuhuh abhi to mene kuch dekha bhi nahi thha :(
Pankaj ji shadi nhi kar rahe hain hum, wo to humari frnd lgwa rahi thi tb humne bhi lagwa li hehe ap b na kuch bhi soch lete ho
abe hehehehehe to kyaa hua dekhne ke liye neha hai na pados me…;)
uska dekh rakha hai sab bada bada hai :(
O shit hatho me lga rakhi hai mehndi main to samjha tha ke tum budhi ho gayi ho aur tumne apne sir ke balo me mehndi lga rakhi hai hahahahahahaha just joking yaar
not bad
but not good
@di, leave dat matter..
Ok dhiraj ji
Admin ji ap rote huae kitne qute lgte ho hehe
Admin ji ap apna num to dijiye pehle
Bhuhuhuhuhuh :(
Rashii lagta hai tum free ho ab lag raha hai k pehle wali rashii site pe aayi hai aur tumhara b.ed ka result aaya ke nahi
Admin – mere pyare baba aaj fir teri jarurat pad gyi……yar mere sath ek ajeeb hadsha ho gya hai, mene fb me ek beautiful ladki ko pataya hu, actually mujhe ise patane me jyada mehnat nhi karni padi bs me uske status pr cmt deta tha aur mujhe cmt bt ek uska pagal ashiq use lagta tha humlogo k bich kuch chal rha h……bs wo pagal ladka mujhe dhamkane laga to us ladki ko bura lagne laga wo ladki mujhse sry sry bolti rahi….mene use duffer ka fayda uthaya aur ekdum bhola ban gya wo ladki mujhe apna no. de di aur mujhse pat v gyi hai bt wo mujhe ekdum ek namard samjhti hai namard means kuch galat mat samjhna matlab ek darpok insan, aur me ab chahkar v use apni asliyat nhi bata sakta aur na hi pta chalne de sakta hu,use nhi kho sakta
bt ab prob ye h ki ushe wo ladka dhamki par dhamki n galiya de rha hai aur mujhe v dhamka rha hai, wo ladki mujko usse ladne k liye uksa rhi h bt me darpok banne ka acting kr rha hu,
ab tu hi bta admin bro me ush kamine ko kaise sabak sikhau,matlab saanp v mare aur lathi v na tute, kuch aisa idea de jisse me us madarchod ki behan chod du
simple saamp ko jutte se maar de :)
hahahahahahahahaha…………..Kar di na Sardaro Wali baat:)
Good Morning !!!!!!!!!
ladki ne raj ko pataya hai hmmm
sabse achaa tarika ye hai ki tu use bol de ki tu ladki tha pehle pr ab kuch hi dino me sex change krwa ke jab mard ban jaega tab usko sabk sikhayega.(isse tu jhut bolne se bhi bach jaega aur hehe samp bhi mar jaega aur laora oh sorry lathi bhi nhi tootegi) hahahaha :P
Achi salaah di matrix ji aapne hehehe
hehe rashi thanx :P
Raj bhai just imagin tum us ladki ki fb id ya phir uska phone number muje do main us ladki ko busy rakhun ga aur tum udhar us ladke se dishum-2 karna
meri help karo yaro me bahut bura fasa hu, wo ladka mujhe aur use ladki ko lagatar dhamkaye ja rha hai,aur wo ladki v mujhe gali de rhi keh rhi itna bada namard mene aaj tak nhi dekha buhuhuhuhhuhu :”(
Ladki ko mera address dede, bol ki mere se bafa ek aur namard hai vo ye raha, hehehehe
tumlog sab meri bat majak me kyu tal rhe ho sach me bahut prob me hu…
admin -tumhare pr hi umeed hai, majak mat karo pls help me kuch to idea do
dekh jo mera suggestion hai vo tujhe raas nahi aayega fir bhi bata deta hun.
Koi bhi kam karne se pahle uska negetive socho aur dimag mein bithao in ur case soch ki ladki tere hath se chali jayegi. ab tens free ho ke us ladke ki maa chod tasaali baksh se..esi chod ki kisi aur ne na chodi ho.
aur jab ladki puche to usko bolna, main namard tab tak hu jab tak mere zameer pe chot nahi lagti ya fir tab tak jab tak koi aur apna mardana pan na dikhaye.
Mene socha ki naujawan khun hai garam khun hai, isliye pahle socha ki apne aap uchal kood karke chupp ho jayega.. par jab pani meri naak tak aa gaya thha to main wait nahi kar sakta thha ki mere sir ke uper se nikle aur main doob ke mar jau.
So mene socha ki usko hi pani pani kar du.. aur ab tum par hai. ki tum us ladke ke sath rah sakti ho ya nahi jo galat aur najayz cheez pe ye kare.. ya unke sath rahna chaho jo beshak mard hone ka natak kare aur ho namard.. kisi ka bhi julm bardasth kar sake.
Special Note: Heheheh agar ye iadea kam kar gaya to ladki ke sath pahli bari meri ;)
waah kya idea dia hai isko to copy paste kr ke rakhna hoga. aur hehe ye idea kaam kr gaya to dusri baari meri. hehe
hmm to kab tak acting karega bhai..ab yaa to acting bhool ja yaa ladki ko….
Raj G aar ya paar karo ya to peet ke aao ya usse pit kar ao mere hisaab se to ye hi thik hai
dhinka chika dhinka chika dhinka chika re….hehehe, itni khushi itni khushi kbi nhi huyi
Admin & All Frnds – Luv u all, tumlogo ne bilkul sahi suggestion diya..Admin,Divya,pankaj,panchhi aur jo v diya ho uske liye tahe dil se thanx a lot…n matrix sale me teri to gand mar dunga fir v koi bat nhi har frnds jaruri hota hai hehe
yar tumlogo k wajah se mene v himmat kr li chahe aar ya paar, us madarchod ki aaj mene itni maa behan ki sale sapna me v use galiya hi sunai dega, wo mera ye roop dekhkr pura shocked ho gya h hehe may b coma me v chala gya ho..aur meri gf par iska positive reaction huwa, wo to bahut khush hai aur aaj usne mujhe purpose v kr diya, keh rhi thi tum mujhse itna pyar karte ho ki chuha se sher ban gye….i respect ur luv hehe admin bro thanx yar
bhonsdi ke gand mara le… tab tak amrwata rah jab tak ki uski koi saheli se meri setting nahi karata
Hahahaha bechara
@rashi,,
mehandi laga ke rakhna doli saja ke rakhna,
lene tuje o gori aayenge….
@alka…..kya karti hain aap….
Lajabab aur dhansu joke thok diya admin bro thnx
hehehehehe
@:o :o ye pankaj me ma durga aur ma kali ka roop kese aa gya ;p em jst joking gussa mat hona :’( pilijj :P :D
@rashii congrats dear
hmm panchhi m dosto pe gussa nahi hota…bus wo ladki apni limit cross kar gayi..
abe bhai ab thanda ho ja , waise tune usko jawab super diya , ab wo tuje yad rakhegi , hehehe
or kabhi b finayil dekhegi to use to jarur yad ayega, hehe
hahahahahaha ye sab tum logo ka pyaar hai..
gudnit
Hi Dhiraj, Good Morning !!!!!!!!
Aaj Raat ko tumne mere liye ek bhi comment nahi diya, Kya baat hai yaar tu Kal se hi udash kyu hai ? Mai ekdam Mast hun tu meri tens mat ley. Apna khyal rakh……
good joe
hahahaha achchha joke lagaa ,