Billi Phir Doodh Pee Gayi

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Comments to "Billi Phir Doodh Pee Gayi"

88 Responses to "Billi Phir Doodh Pee Gayi"

  1. PRIYA says:

    Main toh apna doodh friz main rakh kar soti hoon

  2. PRIYA says:

    Main billi se toh apna doodh bacha loongi par apne boyfrnds se kaise bachau
    koi jawaab batao

  3. kapil dev the cute b says:

    ABE SANTA BEWKUF KAHI K,doodh blouse se billi nhi me pi gaya tha,ghar par bw ko akele chhodega to mere jese kisi cute boy ko hi to doodh pilayegi

  4. kapil dev the cute b says:

    CHOCOBABO,DIVYA,DIPTI,SHABNAM,PIA,AHAANA,NEHA,sab ko meri or se DIWALI ki advance badhai……is diwali pe apne aap ko bacha ke rakhna,kyu ki mere jesi koi chingari,aap jesi fuljhadiyo ya kahu aap jese patakho pe aag laga sakti hai,dost hone k nate sawdhan karna mera farz tha,aage aap logo ki marzi……..happy diwali

  5. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    chetawani k liye dhanyawaad Kapil cutu………!!!!!

  6. Harshad says:

    CHOCOBABO,DIVYA,DIPTI,SHABNAM,PIA,AHAANA,NEHA, aap sab ko meri or se DIWALI ki advance badhai.

  7. Harshad says:

    CHOCOBABO tum humare boys ki ye chetawani mat samajana.

  8. acky says:

    Aaliya you are so naughty yaar, I like naughty girls. I have a frd like you she always ready to talk nauhgty (like how to touch breast and all). you always reminded me of her……….

  9. DHIRAJ says:

    @harshad n kapil….r u both gone fool…kya ladke log holi manayenge…how selfish wishers…so disgusting…yaar hum logo k pass chut n boob nahi iska matlab ki…..u r not still right choice 4 good n intel girl…happy holi! 4 all u boys…u r nt heartbeater u r heartbreakers.:-.

  10. Romeo says:

    Priyanka bra khol k betho mai aa raha hu.

  11. Vickyssss says:

    pia tu apna dudh billi se kaise bachati ho..

  12. Sameer says:

    Kamal ka joke hai. Mera to hansi hi nahi ruk raha hai.

  13. Rajkumar deswal says:

    madam ji dhud kam piya karo jisse billi apka dhud na piye

  14. Anuj says:

    Bewkof santa Doodh Banta Pee Jata hai

  15. kapil dev as a shari says:

    Most welcome my dear CHOCO

  16. DHIRAJ says:

    bewakoofo woh billi hai to lesbian hogi woh billa tha..santa tu bhi chaddi pehen k sona kyonki agli bar billi ya gaybilla aya to tu gaya.

  17. Dr alam says:

    Hi happy diwali to all my frnd

  18. dev says:

    bahut purana joke hai yad dila diya.

  19. shabnam says:

    Billi ko doodh pilane se achcha hai ki apne boy friend ko pila do kyonki use doodh pilane ke baad hi to raat me uska dahi milega. Kyun sahi kaha na admin.

  20. rajani says:

    Isiliye kahti hun ki jab tak virgin ho, packet ka doodh mangaya karo jis se billi ko tumhara bartan khali mile, aur use doodh peene ka chaska na lage. kyon Aaliya baby sahi kaha na?

  21. rajani says:

    Suna hai Imran hashmi sab kuch pee leta hai, pata nahi use doodh achcha kagta hai ya nahi.

  22. Rony says:

    billi badi kismat wali hai yaar

  23. minisha says:

    purana joke hai

  24. DHIRAJ says:

    ..isliye mein sochta hoon indian ladke n ladkia itne slim vlim kyon hotein….yaaro kabhi to cow ka doodh peelo…admin ko pura ghar mein aurat suck kar leti hai aur bahar gays n girls n same 4 aurat also in absence of hubby..mein to bahar ek takthe par slogan likhwaonga…"doodh piyo cow ka aur baccho ko kuposhan se bachao".

  25. jai says:

    doodh to hota hi hai peene ke liye. Happy diwali to all in advance.

  26. DAKSH says:

    bilkul sahi kaha meri shabbo rani…
    to fir kb aa rhi ho mujhe apna doodh pilane.?

  27. DAKSH says:

    maine priya ka doodh p liya…
    mza aa gya yar.
    aj rat mai use dahi dene wala hu.

  28. Rashid says:

    @Aaliya,

    Dil logi ki jaan logi

    Meri jan set hone me kitna time logi.

  29. pia o pia says:

    Nice joke, Billi kismat wali hai.

  30. Deepti Tiwari says:

    Kapil, Harshad aur site ke sabhi dosto (boys & Girls) aap sabhi ko DIWALI KI HARDIK SHUBHKAMNAYEN. MERI PRARTHNA HAI KI MAA LAKSHMI AAP SABKE JIWAN ME DHAN KI VARSHA KAREIN AUR SHREE GANESHA JI AAPKE SABHI KARY SAFAL KAREIN.

  31. Pratap Singh says:

    DHAN 13rs ME DHANWAN HO,RUP 14s ME RUPWAN HO,DIWALI APKA JEEWAN JAGMAGAYE,PADWA OR BHAI2j PAR RISTON ME MITHAS AYE….HAPPY DHANTERAS & ADVANCE ME DEEPAWALI KI AP SAB KO DIL KI GAHRAIYON SE SHUBHKAMNAYE..ME ISHWAR SE PRE KARUNGA KE AP SAB KO IS DEEPAWALI WO SARI KHUSHIYAN MILE JO AP CHAHTE HO….OR ME ISHWAR SE DUA MAGUNGA KE SHABNAM KA GUSSA SHANT RAHE……ADMIN APKE GHAR LAXMI AYE KYUNKI AP SABKA ITNA DHYAN RAKHTE HO ISHWAR APKO HAR TARAH SE SAFAL KARE……. HAPPY DEEWALI….LAXMI PA SAB PAR KRIPA KARE.

  32. balaji says:

    Dosto agar priya ko doodh aata hai to jarur wo shadishuda hogi aur uske pati ne uska doodh to kya c**t ka bhe bhosda bana diya hoga ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  33. kapil dev the cute b says:

    DIpti dear thanx

  34. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    hiii ragesh..

    Nd HARSHAD…….,,HAPPY DEEWALI TO YU TOOO DEAR….

    AND Mr.ACKY.,,,

    Main itni bhi giri hui nhi hu ki apni baare me nude cmmnts post krun…..main kbhi tmko tmhari frnd ki yaad nhi dilla skti coz m nt dat mch frank to n e 1………

  35. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    mujhe set krne k liye phle impress krna padhta hai RASHID Dear……jaan ya dill baad me lungi…..

  36. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    admin..,,

    tumne aaj phir mujhpe dirct cmmnt kiya naa.???

    aur mai press se pattungi kyaa..???

    itna cheap nhi hu main honey…

    ANd PIYUSH..,,

    Main chahe tumlogo jitni aged nhi hoon….but mera dimaag mast chalta hai…dairy milk deke pataoge..???

    itna low standard nhi hai mera dear……

    and TIA thnxxx dear..,,helping me…

    • admin says:

      Aaliya bachha mujhe nahi pata tha ki tumko mene comment hi nahi karne Ye kaha tha tumne..

      Mujhe laga ki u said ki mujhe koi ganda comment direct mat karna

      Its ok baby Will Never do that again, Sorry

    • acky says:

      aaliya u got me wrong dear i didnt mean that u should do the same. I just felt like that………

      • Aaliya chocoBebo says:

        Acky.,,better u dnt evn feel like dat…..mai tumko apna frnd maanti hu….aur yaha par mai jinko bhi apna frnd maanti hu..,,unse apne upar gande cmmnts ki umeed nhi rakhti……..

  37. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Aaliya,sorry baby maine tumhare saamne cheap chocolete

    ka naam le liya…To meri pyari si,cute si,chocolety friend ko kya chahiye..??

    Aur tum choti ho to kya hua…chote ki saiyatiniya hi to hume pyari lagti hai.

  38. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    hey admin.,,

    soooo sorry dear……maine apko cmmnt krne se kbhi nhi rokka hai….mai toh bass role maar rhi thi…..srry baba..!!!!!u cn cmmnt on me…..tabhi toh mai bhi aapke upar cmmnt kr paoungi na..????

    chalo ab jaldi se mere is cmmnt pe apna cmmnt post kro….m waiting yaar…..

    mai aapko bhi apna frnd maanti hu yaar…….toh cmmnt kyun nhi kr skte hum ek-dusre par..???

    hum hai toh na frndzzz…?????

    plzz m sorry aur ab khul k cmmnt krna….plzz……

  39. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    PIYUSH..,,,

    mujhe bass tum jaise pyaare frndzz ka saath chahye….nthng else……cozz apni lyf toh tumhi logo se banti hai YAARO………

  40. Rashid says:

    koi meri jawani ka maza lena nahi chahega

  41. lalit's says:

    happy dipawali 2 u all

  42. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    Ahhhh..,,thnkgod ki aapne mere us baat ko seriously nhi liya…….ab v cn cmmnt on ech-oder bt nt nude cmmnts….wishng u a vry happy deewali……tke-kre..

  43. Bobby says:

    Happy dipawali to all friends

  44. Adi says:

    Nice joke so funny

  45. Nitesh saini says:

    Priya tera dudh to m peuga

  46. richa says:

    dudh to banta pi liya hoga or wo boli hogi billi piya. mein to dudh ko chupa nahi pati hu .