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Preeto: “Suno Ji, Aaj Phir Billi Doodh Pee Gayi

Santa: “Maine Tujhe Kitni Baar Kaha Hai Ki Apne Blouse Ke Button Band Karke Soya Kar

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Preeto: Suno Ji, Aaj Fir Billi Dudh Pi Gayi. Santa: Mene Tuje Kitni Bar Kaha Hai Ki Apne Blouse K Button Band Karke Soya Kar

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  88 Comments

    1. Rajesh(p.o) says:

      Icecream khane kab aau priya ji. Aap itni hot ho ki friz me bhi doodh fat jata hoga. Kyu hai ki nahi priya ji.

    2. Kunnu says:

      lekin Priya apna Doodh friz main rakhne ki zaroorat nahin, kyonki hame fresh milk hi accha lagta, we will get it our self….

    3. deepgav says:

      Icecream khane kab aau priya ji. Aap itni hot ho ki friz me bhi doodh fat jata hoga. Kyu hai ki nahi priya ji.

    1. Rajesh(p.o) says:

      Priya apne doodh k nipple me acid laga k rakha karo. Koi pine se to kya chhune se bhi darega. Samjhi dear. Gd nt!

    2. sarvesh says:

      ya, pria jee, iska bhii solnn haii…..aap piercngg kara lijieee..jooo chuvee,hootonn meee.it will prsrv urr milkk….is it fne ansrr iff nott.thnn i havee another too.

    3. Bady100 says:

      Priya tum daro mat tumhara ugla sirf tumhari chuchi chusta rahega q k dudh to bachhe hone k baad hi ata hai.

    4. amrish saxena says:

      iska ti koi jawab nahi hai.kyunki boy friend ager mere jaisa huya to doodh to kya choot bhi nahi bacha sakti.

  1. kapil dev the cute b says:

    ABE SANTA BEWKUF KAHI K,doodh blouse se billi nhi me pi gaya tha,ghar par bw ko akele chhodega to mere jese kisi cute boy ko hi to doodh pilayegi

  2. kapil dev the cute b says:

    CHOCOBABO,DIVYA,DIPTI,SHABNAM,PIA,AHAANA,NEHA,sab ko meri or se DIWALI ki advance badhai……is diwali pe apne aap ko bacha ke rakhna,kyu ki mere jesi koi chingari,aap jesi fuljhadiyo ya kahu aap jese patakho pe aag laga sakti hai,dost hone k nate sawdhan karna mera farz tha,aage aap logo ki marzi……..happy diwali

    1. divya says:

      kapil dev the cute boy happy diwali or aap humari fikar mat karo aap aapni socho kahi mujh jaisi setaan ladki ne aapke peeche bumb laga diya to hamare frnd uff kapil dev the cute boy ka kya hoga.

      1. amrish saxena says:

        divya tum kapil ke pichhe bomb lagayogi aur kapil ne aapke aage anar laga diya to tum kya karogi..

  3. acky says:

    Aaliya you are so naughty yaar, I like naughty girls. I have a frd like you she always ready to talk nauhgty (like how to touch breast and all). you always reminded me of her……….

  4. DHIRAJ says:

    @harshad n kapil….r u both gone fool…kya ladke log holi manayenge…how selfish wishers…so disgusting…yaar hum logo k pass chut n boob nahi iska matlab ki…..u r not still right choice 4 good n intel girl…happy holi! 4 all u boys…u r nt heartbeater u r heartbreakers.:-.

  5. DHIRAJ says:

    bewakoofo woh billi hai to lesbian hogi woh billa tha..santa tu bhi chaddi pehen k sona kyonki agli bar billi ya gaybilla aya to tu gaya.

  6. shabnam says:

    Billi ko doodh pilane se achcha hai ki apne boy friend ko pila do kyonki use doodh pilane ke baad hi to raat me uska dahi milega. Kyun sahi kaha na admin.

    1. Bady100 says:

      Shabnam sach batana, tumhari boobs dary kitne litar ki hai aur usmese tumhara boyfriend roj kitna pita hai.

      Jaldi bolo.

    2. amrish saxena says:

      bilkul sahi bat hai shabnam tujhe to sab maloom hai ki doodh pilane ke bad hi dahi milta haiye bat apni sab doston ko bhi bata dena yani(girlfriend).

  7. rajani says:

    Isiliye kahti hun ki jab tak virgin ho, packet ka doodh mangaya karo jis se billi ko tumhara bartan khali mile, aur use doodh peene ka chaska na lage. kyon Aaliya baby sahi kaha na?

  8. DHIRAJ says:

    ..isliye mein sochta hoon indian ladke n ladkia itne slim vlim kyon hotein….yaaro kabhi to cow ka doodh peelo…admin ko pura ghar mein aurat suck kar leti hai aur bahar gays n girls n same 4 aurat also in absence of hubby..mein to bahar ek takthe par slogan likhwaonga…"doodh piyo cow ka aur baccho ko kuposhan se bachao".

  9. Deepti Tiwari says:

    Kapil, Harshad aur site ke sabhi dosto (boys & Girls) aap sabhi ko DIWALI KI HARDIK SHUBHKAMNAYEN. MERI PRARTHNA HAI KI MAA LAKSHMI AAP SABKE JIWAN ME DHAN KI VARSHA KAREIN AUR SHREE GANESHA JI AAPKE SABHI KARY SAFAL KAREIN.

  10. Pratap Singh says:

    DHAN 13rs ME DHANWAN HO,RUP 14s ME RUPWAN HO,DIWALI APKA JEEWAN JAGMAGAYE,PADWA OR BHAI2j PAR RISTON ME MITHAS AYE….HAPPY DHANTERAS & ADVANCE ME DEEPAWALI KI AP SAB KO DIL KI GAHRAIYON SE SHUBHKAMNAYE..ME ISHWAR SE PRE KARUNGA KE AP SAB KO IS DEEPAWALI WO SARI KHUSHIYAN MILE JO AP CHAHTE HO….OR ME ISHWAR SE DUA MAGUNGA KE SHABNAM KA GUSSA SHANT RAHE……ADMIN APKE GHAR LAXMI AYE KYUNKI AP SABKA ITNA DHYAN RAKHTE HO ISHWAR APKO HAR TARAH SE SAFAL KARE……. HAPPY DEEWALI….LAXMI PA SAB PAR KRIPA KARE.

  11. balaji says:

    Dosto agar priya ko doodh aata hai to jarur wo shadishuda hogi aur uske pati ne uska doodh to kya c**t ka bhe bhosda bana diya hoga ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  12. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    hiii ragesh..

    Nd HARSHAD…….,,HAPPY DEEWALI TO YU TOOO DEAR….

    AND Mr.ACKY.,,,

    Main itni bhi giri hui nhi hu ki apni baare me nude cmmnts post krun…..main kbhi tmko tmhari frnd ki yaad nhi dilla skti coz m nt dat mch frank to n e 1………

  13. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    mujhe set krne k liye phle impress krna padhta hai RASHID Dear……jaan ya dill baad me lungi…..

    1. admin says:

      Aliyaa batao na aapko impress kaisi karu… Mere passs vese philips ki press hai hehe bade ache kapde press karti hai

  14. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    admin..,,

    tumne aaj phir mujhpe dirct cmmnt kiya naa.???

    aur mai press se pattungi kyaa..???

    itna cheap nhi hu main honey…

    ANd PIYUSH..,,

    Main chahe tumlogo jitni aged nhi hoon….but mera dimaag mast chalta hai…dairy milk deke pataoge..???

    itna low standard nhi hai mera dear……

    and TIA thnxxx dear..,,helping me…

    1. admin says:

      Aaliya bachha mujhe nahi pata tha ki tumko mene comment hi nahi karne Ye kaha tha tumne..

      Mujhe laga ki u said ki mujhe koi ganda comment direct mat karna

      Its ok baby Will Never do that again, Sorry

      1. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

        Acky.,,better u dnt evn feel like dat…..mai tumko apna frnd maanti hu….aur yaha par mai jinko bhi apna frnd maanti hu..,,unse apne upar gande cmmnts ki umeed nhi rakhti……..

  15. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    @Aaliya,sorry baby maine tumhare saamne cheap chocolete

    ka naam le liya…To meri pyari si,cute si,chocolety friend ko kya chahiye..??

    Aur tum choti ho to kya hua…chote ki saiyatiniya hi to hume pyari lagti hai.

  16. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    hey admin.,,

    soooo sorry dear……maine apko cmmnt krne se kbhi nhi rokka hai….mai toh bass role maar rhi thi…..srry baba..!!!!!u cn cmmnt on me…..tabhi toh mai bhi aapke upar cmmnt kr paoungi na..????

    chalo ab jaldi se mere is cmmnt pe apna cmmnt post kro….m waiting yaar…..

    mai aapko bhi apna frnd maanti hu yaar…….toh cmmnt kyun nhi kr skte hum ek-dusre par..???

    hum hai toh na frndzzz…?????

    plzz m sorry aur ab khul k cmmnt krna….plzz……

  17. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    PIYUSH..,,,

    mujhe bass tum jaise pyaare frndzz ka saath chahye….nthng else……cozz apni lyf toh tumhi logo se banti hai YAARO………

  18. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    Ahhhh..,,thnkgod ki aapne mere us baat ko seriously nhi liya…….ab v cn cmmnt on ech-oder bt nt nude cmmnts….wishng u a vry happy deewali……tke-kre..