Birbal Ki Akalmandi
Views: 25,937 - Posted on 26 Nov 2011
Akabar Aur Birbal Ke Kisse Bahut Famous Hai
Hamesha Akbar Birbal Se Kuch Esa Puchta Thha Jo Hatt Ke Ho
Ek Din Akbar Ko Ek Shararat Sooji Aur Birbal Se Bola.
Akbar: “Wada Kar Birbal Teri Biwi Ki Pehli Bar Chut Tu Mujhe Lene Dega”
Birbal: “Wada Hujoor, Par Meri Bhi Ek Sharat Hai”
Akbar: “Bol?”
Birbal: “Shaadi Aapki Behan Se Karoonga“
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Hehehehehe…………
AKBAR ki to what lag gayi hogi… Hehehehehe…
Hii… Dosto (admin pankaj deleted wanted anuj mainak addy jai rashi panchy sakshii divya and dear all friends) kaise ho ap sub. ??
That was 2 good. Bt breakfast bekar hoga.
hahahahahahaha
wonderfull joke, this is called nehle pe dehla.
How are you all friends?
kash akbar kisi anjani ladki ko apni bahan bana leta or phir ….hehehe
hahahaha good joke .
ise kahte hai jaise ko taisa
Admin bro, Akbar ki behan ka naam kya tha??¿
Leelawati
hehehehehehaha akbar ki to le liya birbal ne………nice joke.
hi friends kaise ho aap sab :)
teri bari hai aki
@ Admin bro aaj kal factory me se super maal nikal rahe ho thnx.super duper joke.
Ek Din Parliament
Mein Yeh Behas Chhid
Gayi
Ki Who Is Seinor Lund Ya Choot The Speaker Meera Replied Choot Kyunki Uske Dekhke Lund Khada Ho Jata Hai
Respect For The Senior
yaar waise SHIKAR ko “shoot” karne k liye bhi GUN ko khada hona padta h hehehe
hahahaha
hahaha birbal ke jawab ka jawab nahi ,nice joke
Akbar aur Birbal Par Ek Joke Meri Taraf se.
” Akbar sex ka bada shokin tha, use roz chodne ke liye koina koi ladki chahata tha. uska kabhi bhi mood banta tha toh wo birbal ko bolta ta, Birbal uske liye arrangement karta tha. Par Akbar kabhi bhi bolta tha jaise sabke samane to Birbal use ek suzav Deta hai, jab aapko sab ke samane bolna hai to directly mat boliye, kah dijiye ki mujhe bhook lagi hai khane ka intazam karo. Akbar bolta hai “thik hai” is se kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalenga.
Ek bar Akbar Aur Birbal Ghmne ke liye jungle mai jate hai… Ghumte ghumte Akbar ko sex ki yaad aati hai aur wo birbal ko waha per kahta hai “mujhe bhook lagi hai khane ka intazam karo” to Birbal soch mai padta hai ab kya kare.
Thoda sochne ke baad………… Apne pant kholta hai aur bolta hai “Maharaj aaj khana to nahi hai, Nashta kar lo”.
hi frnds how u i m suuny from italy.