Birbal Ki Akalmandi

Akabar Aur Birbal Ke Kisse Bahut Famous Hai

Hamesha Akbar Birbal Se Kuch Esa Puchta Thha Jo Hatt Ke Ho

Ek Din Akbar Ko Ek Shararat Sooji Aur Birbal Se Bola.

Akbar: “Wada Kar Birbal Teri Biwi Ki Pehli Bar Chut Tu Mujhe Lene Dega

Birbal: “Wada Hujoor, Par Meri Bhi Ek Sharat Hai

Akbar: “Bol?

Birbal: “Shaadi Aapki Behan Se Karoonga

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Akbar- Wada Kr Birbal Teri Biwi Ki Pehli Bar Ch..t Tu Muje Lene Dega. Birbl- Wada Hujur, Pr Meri B 1 Shart H, Main Shadi Apki Behan Se Krunga

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  17 Comments

  1. Nilesh{{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hehehehehe…………
    AKBAR ki to what lag gayi hogi… Hehehehehe…
    Hii… Dosto (admin pankaj deleted wanted anuj mainak addy jai rashi panchy sakshii divya and dear all friends) kaise ho ap sub. ??

  2. deleted says:

    Ek Din Parliament

    Mein Yeh Behas Chhid

    Gayi

    Ki Who Is Seinor Lund Ya Choot The Speaker Meera Replied Choot Kyunki Uske Dekhke Lund Khada Ho Jata Hai

    Respect For The Senior

  3. Pappu says:

    Akbar aur Birbal Par Ek Joke Meri Taraf se.

    ” Akbar sex ka bada shokin tha, use roz chodne ke liye koina koi ladki chahata tha. uska kabhi bhi mood banta tha toh wo birbal ko bolta ta, Birbal uske liye arrangement karta tha. Par Akbar kabhi bhi bolta tha jaise sabke samane to Birbal use ek suzav Deta hai, jab aapko sab ke samane bolna hai to directly mat boliye, kah dijiye ki mujhe bhook lagi hai khane ka intazam karo. Akbar bolta hai “thik hai” is se kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalenga.
    Ek bar Akbar Aur Birbal Ghmne ke liye jungle mai jate hai… Ghumte ghumte Akbar ko sex ki yaad aati hai aur wo birbal ko waha per kahta hai “mujhe bhook lagi hai khane ka intazam karo” to Birbal soch mai padta hai ab kya kare.

    Thoda sochne ke baad………… Apne pant kholta hai aur bolta hai “Maharaj aaj khana to nahi hai, Nashta kar lo”.