Birthday Gift Idea, Tum Bhi Ese Hi Karna
Views: 19,833 - Posted on 01 Oct 2011
Ek Lady Ne Apni Friend Se Puchha.
Lady: “Mujhe Husband Ko Birthday Par Kya Gift Dena Chahiya”
2nd Lady: “Raat Ko 12 Bajte Hi Nangi Hoke Taange Khol Ke Kehna… Jajhapanah Tussi Great Ho, Bhosda Qabul Karo“
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……..Mai apni gf ko ye joke forward kar raha hun, Shayad 3rd October ki raat ko 12:00 O’Clock ke baad mujhe bhi ye Khoobsurat Gift mil jaaye…….ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……Agar Aisa ho gaya to Meri Life ka ye sabse Yaadgar Birthday hoga..
heheheh……Admin Yaar tera diya gaya ye idea agar Success ho gaya to Tujhe Usi Restrauant Mein party Dunga Jaha par wo 3 dost gaye thhe aur “Malika Ki Chut, Shilpa Ki Gaand And Katrina Ke Boobs ke Sath Sath Adnan Ke Dono Tatte (Aand) Bhi Tuje Dilaunga …….hehehehe
tu partu rahne de tera kam ban jaye vo hi mere liye party hogi ;)
Ek IDEA – Birthday ki rat ko GF ke age rone lag jayiyo, puche to boliyo ki itni umar ho gayi hai meri 25+ ya jo bhi.. aja tak kabhi kisi ki li nahi… ab agla saal kisne dekha hai kya pata kal ho na ho. ehehehehe
Ese ese senti dialogs boliyo aur hehehe man jaye to mujhe bula liyo fir tujhe main karke dikhaunga HaralPopo hehehehe
hmmmmm…….Sale tujh jaise Kameene dost ko Apni gf ki Surat bhi nahi dikhaunga aur 2 kah raha hai mere ko bula liyo, HarlPopo karke dikhaunga?
hehe to kisne bola ki surat dikhaiyo be hehehehe jo dikhane wali cheeze hai vo dikha diyo :p hehehehe
Abe tera ye idea flop ho jayega aur gf mujhko chorkar koi dusara bf dudhne lagegi, Kyuki wo sochegi ye to ekdam se untrained hai jo Abhi tak kisi bhi Ladki ki Le nahi paya hai :))…..buhuhuhu
abe lodu tujhe kya pata ki ladkiyo ko untrained bande hi pasand aate hai
coz khele khaye unko apne tarike se chaalte hai, aur untrained ko bandi apne tarike se..
hehe ladki ki C leni hai to bholi gay ban ja aur uko bol ki vo hoti kaisi hai asli mein dikha to de.. sirf movies mein dekhi hai.. boliyo kya pata sale movies wale galat dikhate ho
hehehehehe
hahhahahahahhahahahahaha……. sale aisa joke se to ladkiya sharma jayegi
Hello Dear All Friends! Good Day & have a nice weekend!!!!!!
I’m sorry; I couldn’t give any comment in that yesterday.
I’ve share with U some Nice Sentences – Pls. don’t ignore without reading..
Jokes are In Factory :)
~~Jay~~
hmmmm… Koi baat nahi hai, Tujhe Accha Laga Factory me dal liya hai to usme se Pahle se Aur bhi Accha & Mazedar banke he nikalega.
Dear all frnds, Aap log kaise hai ?????
Yaro mai jab Aap logo ko comments likhta hu to mai ye sochne lagta hun kee kiska kiska naam likhu aur Kiska name nahi likhu, aur agar kuch frnds ke hi name likhta hun to Baki ke aur frnds kya sochenge ??? Aur Agar sabhi New aur Old frnds ke name Likhne lagta hun to comment etana Lamba ho jata hai ki Usko Dekhkar Admin Bhai ki Gand hi phat jaati hai…..hehehehe…..
Dosto Mere Dil-O- Dimag me sabhi New n 1 Old frnds ki Name list scan hai. Esliye dosto jab mai Dear All Frnds, karke comments likhta hun to mera comment sabhi friends ke liye hota hai………
Bhonsdi ke kisi aur ka naam likh chahe na likh par mera zarur hona chahiye
Dear All Friends & Admin hehehehe ese karke
Chal Bhai koi baat nahi tu kahta hai to tere ko aise hi kiya karunga:)
Haa Aur kisi dost ko koi complain hai to wo bhi bole uska bhi Name likh kar kiya karunga.
what n idea sir ji
yaaar admin and rex please yaar mere ko join karo yaaar apne group main
@jay.. this is my last comment 4 u…
kam se kam mera naam to likh diya hota meine tum dilo jaan se chaha aur tum bhi dhoke baak nikle…ab kabi baat mat karna mujhs ..site chodunga to nahi….tum se door rahkar bhi kaafi miss kiya hai tumhein…maine tumhare dil k saath kabhi majak nahi kiya..kahne k liye bahut kucch tha tumse..par tumne sab kucch khatm kar diya….ab sochta hoon kiske liye site pe aao..par yaad rakhna aisa dost phir sapno mein bhi nahi milega….mujhe koi problem nahi tumhari gf se but tumne mera naam na likhkar kar bahut badi galti ki….ab bhool jao mujhe….
@rashii di,kinshuk,admin,wanted,..aplogo se milne ayaa karunga…ab mein pehle ki tarah akela ho chuka hoon…
jay goodbye forever tumhara ek saal ka safar mere saath accha raha…kaash tum mujhe iss layak bhi chhodte ki tumhara birthday wish karta ..but karunga….please kisi k saat espcially kisi k dil k saath aisa majak mat kiya karo…saaf-2 kah do bhool jaoon bhool jaunga..lekin bahut mushkil hoga mere liye..
@admin dekh liya ladkia hi nahi ladke bhi dhokebaaj hote hain….mujhe ek darpok dost nahi ek bahadur dost chahiye kinshuk ki tarah ….jay tum aise insaan lagte ho jo apni priyatama k liye apne dosto pariwar sabkuchh chood sakta hai….tumne mere saath achha majak kiya kam se kam meri dosti k saath to aisa naa karte….mere liye bhi bhagwan ne kucch accha dost soch k rakha hoga…jiska mujhe ab tak intejaar hai…teen chaar din kya naa ayee ki suraj pachim se hi ugne lag jata hai,murga unda dene lagta hai,,kauve koyal ki awaaz nikalte hain…….
@JAY………please ab kabhi mujhse baat karne ki koshish mat karna…goodbye badboy…playboy!1!!!!!!
@jay..good byeeeee kaminey lucche lafange,,bewade,,awaare,kuve,lomdi,kabootar,bhendiye,adimanav…..ab kabi mujhe yaad mat karna mein akele main hi bheend hoon smjhe……lomdi…goodbye!!!!!!!!!
@ Dhiraj,
Abe Oye Khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue Langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke Chilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Sade huye Badam,
Circus ke retired Bandar,
Plzz. Aisa kisi Dost ke sath phir dubara mat karna,
Bad Feel hota hai! Aur Dil me Dard bhi hota hai !
Maine to Bardasht kar liya wo Shayad mere Jaisa na ho……tc.
………….@jay…………
main tumhe aaj ek email karunga agar uska jawaab ek week main nahin atta hai to….dhiraj tumhare saath saath iss site k friends ko hame sh a k liye alwida kah dega…samjh raheho!!! main serious hoon!!!!!
ab e oye to tu idhar aake ehsan kar raha hai kya hum par, nahi ana to ek week kahe ko aaj se ana band kar..
Idhar na koi kisi pe ehsan karne aata hai na khud pe ehsan karwane, so ye damki deni thhi to mail mein deta idhar nahi
aj ke bad esi harkat ki to tu bad mein jayega pahle mein tujhe bagaunga idhar se
Dosti karni hai to pahle uske mayne sikh ke aa
Admin Bhai plz…Gussa mat kar. Mujhe Maloom hai wo Aise hi Mazak kar raha hai. Yaar tu to acchi tarah se janta hai meri aur uski dosti kaisi hai?
Mai Aur Kuch Jyada nahi Kahunga tum to khud samjhdar ho Samajh gaye hoge meri baat ko.
Bhai plzzzzzzz…….
admin bro jst chill chill kyu uspar gussa kar rha hai jane de galti ho gyi ab shant ho ja shant
Dhiraj yaar tujhe ho kya gaya ??
Yaar mai site par aakar comments Likhu aur tumhare name se comment na Likhu, ye kaise ho sakta hai ?????
Aaj hi tum eske agle joke me check kar le tere name se comment hai ki nahi ?? Phir Mujhse Shikayat karna…….
Yaar tumne ye sab kaise likh diya ki “JAY” Mujhse Baat mat karna ????????????? Kya humari dosti ki Buniyaad etani kamjor hai jo bina Aandhi Toofan ke Hilne lagi.
Theek hai yaar agar mere baat karne se tumko takleef hogi to mai tumko ye takleef kabhi nahi dunga. Kyuki Mai nahi chata ki mere se tumko kabhi bhi Kisi bhi tarah ki takleef ho…..
Dosto !!!
Kuch apni Manzilo ke nishan you hi khotey gaye,
Ki safar lamba hota gaya aur logo ko hum khotey gaye.
Humne Aaj hi dekh liya hai dosti ka haal apne,
Wo hum par sak kartey gaye aur hum badnam hotey gaye.
@ Rashii dear, Admin bhai n dear all frnds,
Dhiraj ko yeh shikwa hai k hum usey yad karte hi nahi, Ab Aap log hi usey samjaye k hum yaad kaise kare jab hum usey bhulate hi nahi…
Koi mujhe us lady no.2 ka phno dedo. Mai usse kahunga ke meri gf ko v yehi salah de. hehe…. Isi mahine me mera b’day jo hai. Av tak k hi nhi mila C or G mil jaye to samjhunga jaise meri lottery lag gayee.hehe
abe admin yeh mera dosti karne ka style hai…tu itna senti kyon ho jata hai…yaar samjha kar baat yeh naa kabi kabi itni baarish hoti hai to lagta ki baad aa jayegi but aisa nahi hota baad mein dhoop khilti hai aur jameen phir se sundar ban jaati hai…..tujhe pata hoga maine kai baar site chodne ki baat kahi but ho nahi saka kyonki iss site ne mujhe jakad rakha hai…hehe…tension na le aisa waisa kucch nahi hone wala..insaan 24 ghante tak naaraj thodde hi ho sakta hai…haan dosti k mayne se related tere pass koi kitab hai to bata…tu mujhe pasand karta hai aur jay ko main pasand karta hoon isliye yeh naarajgi bhi aati hai..darr mat tujhe facebook pe dudhna hai chera to dekh hi liya hai tera…sabse badi sacchai yeh hai ki jis tarah pati patni mein takrar hote hain uss tarah dosti mein bhi iss chiz ki jagah hai..hehe..ab dekh mera mood theek hai…jay mera koi ghulam nahi hai woh uski marji…..song suna hai kasoor film ka ‘ ‘dil mera tod diya usne bura kyon manu usko haq hai ki mujhe pyaar kare yaa na kare……’.’..tu bhi mujhe chahata hai i know..hehe! right..
@jay..mujhe pata tha itni aasani se humdono ka juda hona..asaan nahi..kyonki admin ko hum dono ki dosti k mayne pata nahi..hehehe!!
jay kavita acchi thi but yeh PEARL ko pata chalega to kya hoga socha hai..hehe
sunday ko cricket match hai sab ko phone karke yaa email bhej k bula lena..hehe.
JAY-WICKET KEEPER
DHIRAJ-BOWLER
RASHII DI-BATSMAN
KINSHUK-UMPIRE
ADMIN-SECOND UMPIRE
WANTED-THIRD UMPIRE
aur baki jo bhi aaega sirf fielding karega..hahaha…
nhi dhiraj wrong selection tu batsman ban aur tab jay wicket keeping thik se karega sath tu chance marte rahiyo hahahahahaha
Admin bro. mere kuch comments abhi tak approved nahi kiya hai Aapne……. kyuki wo abhi bhi awaiting moderation me hi hai.
god yaar