Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga

Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.

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Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

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 18 Jan 2012  508 Comments  77,200

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  1. DHIRAJ says:

    KOI BATA SAKTA HAI 740 DAYS BAAD KON SI DAy PADNE WALI HAI aaj k cmnt date se??…mein batata hoon HEARTBEAT DAY..LOL…god plz dont make dat day heartattack or heartfailure day…

  2. DHIRAJ says:

    Mere sare bharat k hot nd sexy ladko aap logo se gujarish hai ki ladkio k peeche ladko ko gali na do na harm pahunchao…sharam thodi bahut ladko mein bhi honi chahiye..ek baat chaddi thoda kam utara karo nd gaddi thoda dhima chalaya karein…ek baat ek acche ladke ko hi acchi ladki milti hai..so thoda josh mein hosh bhi rakho my great indian lovely sexy hotty boys…urs dhiraj ;)..aap sab ki life manglemay ho..luv u all..

  3. DHIRAJ says:

    HEY all nice creation by god my indian boys…keep india dirtfree,violence free,illiteracy free,..respect karna seekho,gali galuch se door raho..yeh real life hero ki khasiyat hai..na ki filmy heroes ki bole toh reel life heroes ki…so real life hero banne ki khoshish karo..same 4 heroins also…so make india villain free thats it.

  4. DHIRAJ says:

    if I loves U den D loves to whom???ans-P…nd R loves to D….that is why in dis site DHIRAJ,PUNIT andROSY loves each other hehe…I+12=U,D+12=P and R+12=D…@rosy nd @punit kya calculation hai..haha..game 12 ka haha.

  5. DHIRAJ says:

    meri jindagi mein ajnabee ka intazaar hai mein kya karu., kambakht ajnabee se mujhe pyaar hai..mera ajnabi jis din mujhe milega uss din uski laat ghuso se uski pitai karunga…btw i hope wo bhi meri aise pitai na kare..haha…i llllvvvveeeuuuu my sale bhen k bhai,maa ki ankh,meri naak…harami m waiting 4 u..haha.

  6. Dhiraj says:

    hey sexy bitch mein tumhari jaroor help karoonga …but abhi tak koi sexy dog nahi aya yanha par…btw india mein to openly sexy dogs mil jatein hain..yanha to shayad hi aapko koi sexy dog milega…but i luv sexy bitch,goats,cows,dogs,swines…btw u r most welcome..lol!!

  7. chodumall says:

    admin bhai is site me muje orkut n facbook se maja ata hai magar maja tab spoil hota hai jab comnt hi gayab kar dete ho,bhai bas ye btado k mere 3 cmnt kyo delet kardiya apne wese mene asa kuch bola v nai tha usme vai bola jo sab bolte hai,pls bhai bta dna . thnku

    1. Admin says:

      Bcoz ye joke purana hi hai. Actually main free time me purane jokes ka hindi version bana raha hu aur jo jokes achhe hai unhe aaj ki date mein kar raha hu taki padd ke yadein taaza ho jaye :(.

      is there any problem brother?

  8. deleted says:

    Dhiraj kaise Ho ???
    Meri to leg Mein pain h…..yehan 3din tak snow fall hua…1 din to hum office nahi gye…..kal gye the , light nahi thi…..gaand lag gyi sardi se… -3 temperature h …..ab fir office jana h …..
    :’(

      1. deleted says:

        @ wanted, I m from Chandigarh …but I work at Badrinath , we r making dam
        for power generation .
        I work for world’s largest power producing company ….
        I was in Chandigarh bcoz of accident for last 6 months,but now on job.

  9. deleted says:

    Yaar admin ek baat bta..
    Tum to India se Ye site oprt karte Ho
    Par mail Mein jokes k saath posted time k baad
    PST kyon likha hota h IST hona chahiye
    Tum check karo …..

  10. *Dhiraj says:

    ohh my god yeh to sabse purana joke hai..jab mujhe pehli baar babaji se gyan prapt hua tha…purane din yaad aa gye biwi ki chhaddhi utarte hahaha…
    @deleted,..mera bhi face thandi mein gadbada jata hai…
    @samir?????????????????????/
    502 cmnts hahaha..including me..hahaha..

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