Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga

Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.

Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?

Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

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 27 May 2014  508 Comments  82,155

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Its Performance, Not Position That Counts
A Pandit Dies & Is Waiting In Line At Heavens Gate. Ahead Of Him Is A Guy, Fashionably Dressed, In Dark Sun Glass

Madam Shayad Pogo Dekhti Thi
Teacher Ne Class Mein Ek Student Se Puchha Teacher: "Tumhare Dad Kya Karte Hai?" Student: "Mam Hum 14 Bhai-Bahan H

Nakal Marna Galat Baat Hai
Ek Baar Exam Mein Question Aaya Hips Par Essay Likho? To Santa Apni Pent Khol Kar Hips Dekh Raha Tha. Tabhi Ek Bac

Pagal Bhi Pareshan Hai
Doctor Ne Ek Pagal Ko Latakte Hue Dekha Aur Pucha. Doctor: "Tum Chat Se Kyun Latak Rahe Ho?" Pagal: "Mein Ek Bulb

Zindagi Ki Sabse Badi Jaroorat?
Class Mein Food Engineering Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha, Professor Ne 1 Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake Aur Dusre Taraf Chuh

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Beautiful Super Mario Wedding Cake This Is A Drawing Done In Pencil, Not A Photo. Business Card for Cosmetic Surgeon I Am Enjoying The Ride Happy Birthday My Sweet Heart I Can Do Anything For You My Love Dil Cheer Ke Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga Sexy Megan Fox Face Closeup Not Photoshopped, This Is Nature’s Art Awesome Egg Garden Creativity

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  1. DHIRAJ says:

    KOI BATA SAKTA HAI 740 DAYS BAAD KON SI DAy PADNE WALI HAI aaj k cmnt date se??…mein batata hoon HEARTBEAT DAY..LOL…god plz dont make dat day heartattack or heartfailure day…

  2. DHIRAJ says:

    Mere sare bharat k hot nd sexy ladko aap logo se gujarish hai ki ladkio k peeche ladko ko gali na do na harm pahunchao…sharam thodi bahut ladko mein bhi honi chahiye..ek baat chaddi thoda kam utara karo nd gaddi thoda dhima chalaya karein…ek baat ek acche ladke ko hi acchi ladki milti hai..so thoda josh mein hosh bhi rakho my great indian lovely sexy hotty boys…urs dhiraj ;)..aap sab ki life manglemay ho..luv u all..

  3. DHIRAJ says:

    HEY all nice creation by god my indian boys…keep india dirtfree,violence free,illiteracy free,..respect karna seekho,gali galuch se door raho..yeh real life hero ki khasiyat hai..na ki filmy heroes ki bole toh reel life heroes ki…so real life hero banne ki khoshish karo..same 4 heroins also…so make india villain free thats it.

  4. DHIRAJ says:

    if I loves U den D loves to whom???ans-P…nd R loves to D….that is why in dis site DHIRAJ,PUNIT andROSY loves each other hehe…I+12=U,D+12=P and R+12=D…@rosy nd @punit kya calculation hai..haha..game 12 ka haha.

  5. DHIRAJ says:

    @rosy,it jst calculation…its ur choice ki u kon sa letter pasand karo..A-Z..nd usi tarah mein bhi nd punit bhi..bye..I+12=U..haha.

  6. DHIRAJ says:

    meri jindagi mein ajnabee ka intazaar hai mein kya karu., kambakht ajnabee se mujhe pyaar hai..mera ajnabi jis din mujhe milega uss din uski laat ghuso se uski pitai karunga…btw i hope wo bhi meri aise pitai na kare..haha…i llllvvvveeeuuuu my sale bhen k bhai,maa ki ankh,meri naak…harami m waiting 4 u..haha.

  7. DHIRAJ says:

    "yeh! facebook pe meri photo aa gayi..acchi nahi..horizontal ho gayi…update karunga..pehle face hide karta tha…ab to chehra to badnaam ho gaya.;)…

  8. Dhiraj says:

    hey sexy bitch mein tumhari jaroor help karoonga …but abhi tak koi sexy dog nahi aya yanha par…btw india mein to openly sexy dogs mil jatein hain..yanha to shayad hi aapko koi sexy dog milega…but i luv sexy bitch,goats,cows,dogs,swines…btw u r most welcome..lol!!

  9. chodumall says:

    admin bhai is site me muje orkut n facbook se maja ata hai magar maja tab spoil hota hai jab comnt hi gayab kar dete ho,bhai bas ye btado k mere 3 cmnt kyo delet kardiya apne wese mene asa kuch bola v nai tha usme vai bola jo sab bolte hai,pls bhai bta dna . thnku

  10. chodumall says:

    ADMIN bhai mene ek joke send kia hai uski heading nasamajh bache hai kya wo apko mil gaya kya bta dena, or ye v bta dena ki ye kab tak post hoga.

    1. Dr.kumar says:

      ha wo is liye ki tu ladki ya ko ladko k upar bijli jo girni hoti h

      Ha ha ha …………hhhhhhhhh………

    2. shashank says:

      girls ki chaddi me kuch hota kaha hai jo bhi hota hai boys ki chaddi me hota hai, or rahi deele ki baat to saman ko azadi bhi to chahiye

    1. Admin says:

      Bcoz ye joke purana hi hai. Actually main free time me purane jokes ka hindi version bana raha hu aur jo jokes achhe hai unhe aaj ki date mein kar raha hu taki padd ke yadein taaza ho jaye :(.

      is there any problem brother?

  11. deleted says:

    Dhiraj kaise Ho ???
    Meri to leg Mein pain h…..yehan 3din tak snow fall hua…1 din to hum office nahi gye…..kal gye the , light nahi thi…..gaand lag gyi sardi se… -3 temperature h …..ab fir office jana h …..
    :’(

      1. deleted says:

        @ wanted, I m from Chandigarh …but I work at Badrinath , we r making dam
        for power generation .
        I work for world’s largest power producing company ….
        I was in Chandigarh bcoz of accident for last 6 months,but now on job.

  12. deleted says:

    Yaar admin ek baat bta..
    Tum to India se Ye site oprt karte Ho
    Par mail Mein jokes k saath posted time k baad
    PST kyon likha hota h IST hona chahiye
    Tum check karo …..

  13. *Dhiraj says:

    ohh my god yeh to sabse purana joke hai..jab mujhe pehli baar babaji se gyan prapt hua tha…purane din yaad aa gye biwi ki chhaddhi utarte hahaha…
    @deleted,..mera bhi face thandi mein gadbada jata hai…
    @samir?????????????????????/
    502 cmnts hahaha..including me..hahaha..

  14. nidhi says:

    choti chaddi mai to lund tight rehta h
    per vo aadmi dhile or kamzor lund wala hoga

    Warning: nidhi agar sj k bad ese bkwas commentd kiye to block kar dunga

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