Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga

Views: 37,142 - Posted on 18 Jan 2012

Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.

Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?

Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

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Hindi Version

संता अपने दोस्त से: “आज घर जाते ही बीवी की चड्डी उतारूंगा.”

दोस्त: “आज बड़े मूड में लगते हो?”

सरदार: “घंटा भेन्चोद, बहुत टाईटnnbsp; है यार, सुबह गलती से बीवी की पहन ली थी.”

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508 Responses to "Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga"

  1. DHIRAJ says:

    KOI BATA SAKTA HAI 740 DAYS BAAD KON SI DAy PADNE WALI HAI aaj k cmnt date se??…mein batata hoon HEARTBEAT DAY..LOL…god plz dont make dat day heartattack or heartfailure day…

  2. DHIRAJ says:

    Mere sare bharat k hot nd sexy ladko aap logo se gujarish hai ki ladkio k peeche ladko ko gali na do na harm pahunchao…sharam thodi bahut ladko mein bhi honi chahiye..ek baat chaddi thoda kam utara karo nd gaddi thoda dhima chalaya karein…ek baat ek acche ladke ko hi acchi ladki milti hai..so thoda josh mein hosh bhi rakho my great indian lovely sexy hotty boys…urs dhiraj ;)..aap sab ki life manglemay ho..luv u all..

  3. DHIRAJ says:

    HEY all nice creation by god my indian boys…keep india dirtfree,violence free,illiteracy free,..respect karna seekho,gali galuch se door raho..yeh real life hero ki khasiyat hai..na ki filmy heroes ki bole toh reel life heroes ki…so real life hero banne ki khoshish karo..same 4 heroins also…so make india villain free thats it.

  4. DHIRAJ says:

    if I loves U den D loves to whom???ans-P…nd R loves to D….that is why in dis site DHIRAJ,PUNIT andROSY loves each other hehe…I+12=U,D+12=P and R+12=D…@rosy nd @punit kya calculation hai..haha..game 12 ka haha.

  5. Rosy says:

    @dhiraj, r+12=d?? No..

  6. DHIRAJ says:

    @rosy,it jst calculation…its ur choice ki u kon sa letter pasand karo..A-Z..nd usi tarah mein bhi nd punit bhi..bye..I+12=U..haha.

  7. Punit mumbai says:

    @dhiru, filhal kisi k 7 nahi. I m waiting her reply

  8. DHIRAJ says:

    meri jindagi mein ajnabee ka intazaar hai mein kya karu., kambakht ajnabee se mujhe pyaar hai..mera ajnabi jis din mujhe milega uss din uski laat ghuso se uski pitai karunga…btw i hope wo bhi meri aise pitai na kare..haha…i llllvvvveeeuuuu my sale bhen k bhai,maa ki ankh,meri naak…harami m waiting 4 u..haha.

  9. DHIRAJ says:

    QSTN-if a mr. using a miss what hezz doin??ANSW-missuse haha…so missuse thoda kam karo..haha.

  10. DHIRAJ says:

    @rosy,..tum aage se acchi lagti ho…peeche se nahi…peeche se tum syro ho nd aage se rosy..hahaha!.

  11. DHIRAJ says:

    "yeh! facebook pe meri photo aa gayi..acchi nahi..horizontal ho gayi…update karunga..pehle face hide karta tha…ab to chehra to badnaam ho gaya.;)…

  12. DHIRAJ says:

    """"""munna badnaam ho gaya facebook pe"""""""":).

  13. sexy bitch says:

    hey evry1…m new 2 dis page…jst wanna hv sum fun n pleasure…cn u guys help me??

  14. Dhiraj says:

    hey sexy bitch mein tumhari jaroor help karoonga …but abhi tak koi sexy dog nahi aya yanha par…btw india mein to openly sexy dogs mil jatein hain..yanha to shayad hi aapko koi sexy dog milega…but i luv sexy bitch,goats,cows,dogs,swines…btw u r most welcome..lol!!

  15. babu says:

    aacha tha………………..

  16. chodumall says:

    admin bhai is site me muje orkut n facbook se maja ata hai magar maja tab spoil hota hai jab comnt hi gayab kar dete ho,bhai bas ye btado k mere 3 cmnt kyo delet kardiya apne wese mene asa kuch bola v nai tha usme vai bola jo sab bolte hai,pls bhai bta dna . thnku

  17. chodumall says:

    rosy grls ki chadi tight kyo hoti hai yar

  18. chodumall says:

    ADMIN bhai mene ek joke send kia hai uski heading nasamajh bache hai kya wo apko mil gaya kya bta dena, or ye v bta dena ki ye kab tak post hoga.

  19. Rosy says:

    @chodumall, grls fittng kapde pehenti h…boys k jaise
    nai.. Dhila dhala

    • Dr.kumar says:

      ha wo is liye ki tu ladki ya ko ladko k upar bijli jo girni hoti h

      Ha ha ha …………hhhhhhhhh………

    • shashank says:

      girls ki chaddi me kuch hota kaha hai jo bhi hota hai boys ki chaddi me hota hai, or rahi deele ki baat to saman ko azadi bhi to chahiye

  20. sanjeev says:

    hi rosy, hw r u? hello

  21. sanjeev says:

    hello admin ji, aapke jock bhut ache lagte hai yar…

  22. lucky cm says:

    rosy hol me to vo fit hi ata hai

  23. Dadam says:

    Hello!!!!!!!!!!

  24. deleted says:

    Admin Ye cmts ko kya Ho gya ….:-0
    2010se dekha raha h ……

  25. deleted says:

    484 response dekha raha h ….is joke k….2010…se. ??????

    • Admin says:

      Bcoz ye joke purana hi hai. Actually main free time me purane jokes ka hindi version bana raha hu aur jo jokes achhe hai unhe aaj ki date mein kar raha hu taki padd ke yadein taaza ho jaye :(.

      is there any problem brother?

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