Santa Banta Se Bola : “Yaar Kal Main Apni Biwi Di Yaad Bhulaan Layi Sharaab Di Bottle Da Sahaara Litta.”

Banta: “Achha Fir?”

Santa: “Bhen Chod Mera Lunn Bottle De Wich Hi Faass Gaya.”

Patni Ke Khana Na Banane Se Jo Log Pareshan Hai, Vo Ye Joke Pade - Is Pati Ke Sath To Aapse Bhi Bura Hota Hai.

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