Biwi Ko Khush Rakhne Ke 3 Tarike
Views: 47,695 - Posted on 04 Apr 2011
1st – Roz Uski Leni Chahiye, Khabar
2nd – Roz Uske Tasalli Se Dabane Chahiye, Pair
3rd – Roz Apna Khol Ke Uske Hath Mein Rakh Dena Chahiye, Purse
Tum Log Kya Soch Rahe Thhe, Vese Jo Soch Rahe Thhe Vo Bhi Karoge To Biwi Khush Hi Rahegi
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Aur agar biwi kahin kaam(naukri) karti ho to,
Tab to use ji bhar ke chodna chahiye, KAAM KARNE KI JAGAH PAR…….
Waise is baar bhi aap agar kuch aur soch rahe the tab bhi biwi khus rahegi :P he…he…he….
Waise yahi ("Chodna",means left) ek aisa word hai jise likhne mien mujhe pareshaani hoti hai, ye soch ke ki agar iska dusra meaning kisi ne socha to!
abe to hehe chodna nahi Chhodna likha kar na
Matrix – 1st time tumhara comt acha laga……….. nice cmt yaar
Aur bhatakti aatma(Adust) mujhe ek sawaal puchna tha tujhse ki, tu to mar chuka hai to yahaan comment kaise deta hai yaar!
Mujhe lagta hai ki marte waqt bhi tu compter se comment likh raha hoga ya shayad mobile se aur tabhi koi bhagta hua piche se aaya aur teri gaand mien danda de diya. ha….ha….ha…
Danda ghuste saath hi tut gaya aur tu marr gaya. ha….ha….ha… tu jab chair se gira to computer bhi gir gaya. ab tu computer ki aatma ke sath ghumta hai aur comment deta hai. ha…ha…ha….
Ab tu yahi soch raha hoga ki teri gaand mien danda kis kamine ne diya. To sun mien batata hoon, teri ga*d mien danda usi maali ne diya tha jiske bagiche(garden) mien tune bachpan(chidhood) mien bina puche aam tod liye the. Aur wo koi aur nahi apne cute boy Kapil tha. ha….ha….ha…
dear Matrixji in ur comment mai samajh nahi pati hun ki one way u says v.cute msg n gv matriculation of one word bt same time in otherway ur comment get down very poorly so my dear mai chahati hun ki itne pyar se doston se baat na karo coz u r special so use thoes words which suit 2 ur higher personality.n how r u?
Matrix – tune bahut wait karwaya yaar me teri cmt ka beshabri se wait kar raha tha, tu to chha gaya be soch me tera cmt ka wait kar raha hu, dekh matrix mujhe tu bhatakti aatma nahi mirror samajh, tu mujhpar hasega to me v tujhpar hasunga, mujhe dekhkar udas hoga to me v udas ho jaunga, mujhe gali dega to me v gali dunga bt ek kaam nahi karunga jo tu kar sakta hai wo ye ki tu agar is site ko chhodkar jayega to me tumhe jane k liye nahi bolunga infact jarur rokunga, pehle v rok chuka hu …………he he he wo isliye becoz tere jaise namune (Sample) sadiyo baad nasib hote hai hahahaha, aankhen taras gayi thi yaar kitne dino baad aisa smart banda mila hai,
Aur ek baat ye kya tu manghadant kahaniya bana raha hai be, bhatakti aatma ka muh mat kholya matrix tere me kitne animation hai ye baat bachcha bachcha janta hai par wo animation kisne dale aur kitne dale wo sirf mujhe pata hai, mujhe teri izzat ki fikra hai warna abtak apna muh khol diya hota samjha, ha ha ha ha hahahahahahhahahaha
Are bhai sun mien teri us mirror waali thery ka wo ek limitation bhi hata dena chahata hoon. Waise he…he…he… ek baat hai. ki tu jab kisi ko jawaab deta hai, to saale usko side se smart,mahaan bhi kehta hai taki wo tujhe kuch na bole. Wakai yaar tu bahut smart hai. ha….ha…ha…..
Note:
Abbreviations used:
Smart = Kamina
abe matrix tu Great hai yaar, abe ruk mujhe pura likhna padega warna fir se tu ulta naa samjh le,.. tu bewkufo me great hai yaar, tera plan kahin mujhe hasakar marne ka to nhi hai,………………tune mere cmt ko compliment samajh liya, isme galti meri hai me janta hu tumhe utna baat ghuma k samjhne ki shakti nhi hai fir v khair me apne cmt ka matlab tujhe samjha deta hu, me tumhe is site se jane par isliye rokunga ki tere jaise namune sadiyo baad paida hote hai i meant 2 say namuna = "joker" gadha, aur v iske bahut sare example hai bt ummid hai tu samajh jayega, aur haa tune mujhe thik pehchana bilkul kamina hu me kyonki kamina banne k liye v smartness jaruri hoti hai jo tere paas nhi hai, admin se puch le ki kamina banne k liye kitna smartness jaruri hota hai use iska acha experience hai he he he
aur rahi baat kisi k cmt se darne ki to he he he log mere cmt se dara karte hai,me nhi, tere type k bewkufo ko to me cmt dene k liye specially invite karta hu warna mujhe kya padi thi jo me kapil ya savita ki taraf se me tujhe cmt karta
Enough now, ab koi b comment tum dono ki taraf se is toipc pe aprove nahi hoga
Kya admin yaar mera wo ek isko jo reply kiya tha comment to approve kar dete uske baad keh dete ki aur aaprove nahi hoga!
Dobara se karde bina kisi gali ya gande words ke… post kr dunga
Kya khöob kaha
hahahaha kitne uchch koti ke vichaar hain yaar,
jo bhi aisa karega jeevan dhanya ho jaayega uski bv ka
,roz khabar lega,roz pair dabayega,khol ke purs hath me rakh dega.fir to koi tension hi nhi rahegi ghar me hehehehe
hahahahhaa bhai bahut badhiyaa
biwi ko to nahi haa tumko jarur tension ho jayegi..
Prince bro yaar bv ko khush rakhna he to tumko(husband) ko tension me rahna jaruri he
hahaha
Ha Ha Ha Ha…kya yaar… ye khabar – pair – purse se koi bhi biwi na hone ki khush wush…woh jo last me kaha hai na ? wahi main cheez hai… ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha…..ha…..ha….
Thik kaha Funky bhai agar upar waali chiz Karenge to biwi to khush rahegi par he….he…he… kisi aur ke saath :P
Hmmm hmmm agar ladkiya unke husband ke pair daba skti he to husband kyu ni !! @oye hoye viru ji yar aetle su kala akshare ave ane bhura akshare jay?yar am to paper sara gya bs aje jara paper ajib type htu man thatu htu paper no ducho vadi ne medam na modha ma nakhi dau…nd thanx @oye adust muje 2 ande ni ayenge samjha…. agr tu aesi h hrkate karega to tuje ek din ande ki lari leke jarur niklna padega….jor jor se chillana ande le lo …andeee… humhhh
Raavaannn janu wer r u?yar exame meri chal rai h or gayab tu ho gya he!!wese gayb kaha ho gya yar tu ladki dekhne gaye ho kya??hehehe
Aaila viru and pan6i gujrat se? Wow or kon kon user gujrat se he ya gujrati aati he?