Biwi Ko Saza Dene Ka Ultimate Tarika
Views: 73,062 - Posted on 22 Apr 2011
Santa Banta Se Ek Din Dukhi Mann Se Bola
Santa: “Yaar Meri Ek Problem Hai, Meri Biwi Mere Neeche Ke Baal Khinchti Rahti Hai.”
Banta: “Agar Tu Kahe To Main Tujhe Ek Idea Du, Jisse Woh Tere Baal Kabhi Nahi Khinchegi”
Santa: “Woh Kya? Jaldi Bata Bhai”
Banta: “Jis Din Woh Tere Baal Kheeche.. Us Din Uski 2 Baar Age Se, 2 Baar Peeche Se, 2 Baar Khada Karke Achi Tarah Chudayi Kar.”
Santa: “Oye Tune Ye Saja Meri Biwi Ke Liye Batai Hai Ya Mere Liye?“
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Nice joke sazza dene ki himat to honi chahiye sazza to jitni marji de lo kisi ne kaha hai "Seediyan unke liye bani hain, jinhein chhatt par hai… Aasmaan par ho jinki nazar, unhein to raasta khud banana hai…
Abe he…he…he…
Wo "Kisi ne" nahi, miene kaha hai :P
Hey admin sry 4 let reply my b.f akhiraj thik h admin i m so happy ki tumhe mai hi ni mera b.f b yad h
Hey shalu thanku so much.
@rashi ji mere exam ache hue abi or baki h yar. Tum btao kesi ho
@ravan ji ha ha ha ha ha ha hru?
@hey dabang my love tum mujhe akele chhod k kha chale gye the i missd u jan i love u.
@ sheela yaha main v hu !
ye mana ki aapka tees maa khaan aapke paas hai , bt ye koi baat hai g ki mujhe hee vul jaooo !
Hey ish adult blog me chating chl rai h…oho..
Wah wah maza aa gya lekin apne frndz kahi nhi dikh rhe kaha ho yaaro aa jao maidan mai
Kabadi-kabadi main to maidan me aa giya ab tum b maidan me aa jao banjara ha ha ha
Hay
heartbeat kaise ho
I m f9 banjara bro u say hw r u dear
Ye cobra kaha h kya isko sapero ne fir pakad liya
hi frnds or sunao sab thik thak to hai na
»Hello«
Mien thik nai hoon :P
Kyunki Divya naam ki ladki mujhe apna no. nai de rahi «««
Phsy¢o yaar tu divya pe line mat maar yaar, tu uske bhai jaisa hai. he…..he….he….he… Just Joking ^_^
@ metrix bhai divya ke liye aisa mt bolo yyar !
Thik hai lakin tu bhi to uske bade bhai jaisa hai
@ bachee gandi gandi baat nahi krte , avi aapke sirf padhne ke din hai !
Abe physco naam badal ke comment mat de yaar :P
Aur he…he..he…naam badla bhi to kaisa badla "@bhav" :P
@ metrix bhai ye koi aur hai !
@main nahi hu ! trust mee yaar !!!
admin bhai se v puch skte ho aap !
haan ye koi aur hi hai
@ g jarur sb theek hee honge !
aap kaise ho divya g !
Hlo divya kaha thi itne din aila pehle se thodi moti lagti ho ha ha ha
Sb thik h tum sunao
kya aap mujhe ye bta skte ho ki msg group kaise start krte hai .plz rply
Diya dekho na bada bhai kya bol raha hai ki tu diya pe line mat mar……
nice jokes
hahahahaha Banta ko kya maloom ki uski BV usiliye to uski baal khichati hai……
@ ya saja to santa ke liye hee hai !
bt santa tu fikr ma kr yaar sazzaa me hee to mazaaa hai na !
@ hi heartbeat g kaise ho aap , kya ho raha hai ?
@ divya aapne dekha na savita g hm dono ko jhuki huee najar se dehk rahe hai !
ab bata v do dost aap krte kya ho ?
@ cobra bhai kuch santa ko alag sa idea do na pilllzz !
nhi bataungi nhi bataungi nhi bataungi or nhi bataungi
Divya tum aisa karo mere kan me bta do usko nahi btana to na btao
@ kyu, kyu, kyu, kyu aur kyu ????????
@ dekh rahe hai na heartbeat bhai hank krne ke chakkar me pade huye hai !
Hlo rajeev bhai kya haal chal hai main to theek thaak hu tum apna btao
@ bhai main kafi kaam ke baad v tym nikal lee leta hu , aur bilkul hee theek thak hu !
@ bhai kaan to bache rah gaye !
Hey all frnds gud am….
yaro tum sab kaha hoooooooooo koi dikhayi nahi de raha hai ???????
Jay bhai piche palt k dekho main to tumhare piche khadha hu
Kya Andhe ho gaye ho ladki ko dekho ge to tume ham kaise dekhai denge
Waise mujhe esa lagta hai ki swarg(paradise) se achaa narg(Hell) hota hai :P
Waise……. ye Dhiraj ladka hai ya ladki?¿
Don't Mind ! Cobra yaar mien thik hoo, tu kaisa hai? Aur abi tak tujhe koi naagin mili ya nahi :P
®ashi ji aap kaisi hai.
Phys¢o tune kis college se psyco. ka course kiya hai :P
Mausam ko koi pareshaan nai karo kyunki wo mere movie ke liye lyrics likh raha hai :P
Sheela ji aapka bahut naam* suna tha. Par kabhi baat nai hui. Ab to baat kijiye ! Note: *naam=Gaana :P
Heartbeat kaisa hai nazar nai aa raha
beta Matrix gaane to lagbhag poore likhe jaa chuke hain magar jab tak payment ka cheque nahi aajaata aur wo cash nhi ho jaataa tab tak tujhe wo gaane nhi dunga,
ab jaldee se payment bhej.
aur suna Artists select ho gaye ki nhi.hehehe
@ T M U bhagalpur bihar se bechlor nd B H U se mastr ki !
Yaar matrix heartbeat to sab k dil me hota hai apne heart ki beat suno to muje hi paoge yara dyan se suno aur dyan se aur dyan se dhak-dhak dhak-dhak sunai di agar sunai di to samj lo k tumne muje dekh liya
good…saala kaisa dost hai wo? ek to itni tention upar se aise ideas.
hahahahaaha
saala banta ne badaa hi khatarnaak idea diya he santaa ko.waise agar usne aisa kar diya na to samjho ki santa ki bv kabhi uske baal nhi kheenchegi.
hahahahaa mast joke he.
@ mousm bhai kaise ho ?
@ bhai mere samjh se santa ko apni baal hee hata leni chahiye, aap hee bataoo agr uski bibi din vr me 10 tym uska baal khichee to santa ka jaan hee chala jayega , banta ka diye idea se !
Psychology bhai santa apne Sikh dharam ke anusaar baal nhi katwa saktaa.
nahi to banta itnaa bevkoof bhi nhi hoga, agar santa ki jagah aap hote to banta aapko baal katwaane ka hi idea hi deta.hahahahahha
Namaste admin ji ,savita ji,veeru ji kaise ho aap sab?sorry kuch mansik tanav ke wajah se comment nahin kar paya .lekin ab kuch theek hai.i am back.
Bhai Mohan Pyare… agar mansik tanaav thha to yaar idhar aate na hehe humari to koshish hi yahi hai ki aadmi kuch pal mansik tanav se chutkara paa sake
Maine ek aise admi ko janta hun jisne apni biwi ka number apne cell mai tanav k naam se save kiya hua h
bhai tumhare karan hindi me dhyan jata hai line me raha karo kya tanav hai hame bhi bata sakte ho agar batane layak ho to..
tumhe yaad kiya dost…
bahut bahut danyawad cobra ji
Waise ek idea 'shaving' bhi ho skta tha..
Bt i thnk santa ko sir aur daadi k sath2 wahan k baal shave krna ban h…! !
hahahahaha nice jok…….badia hai admin bhai ese agar esen dost hon to dushmano ki to jaruurrat he nahi hai………………
yaar santa to bhi na, agr koi prblm hai to dosto ko hi puchhte hai………………..chahe vo biwi ki ho yaan kisi or ki………..so enjoy every time……………
good joke.
sorry guys today no hello no haalchaal sirf Joke
A Girl Asks Her Lover,
Will You Love Me Like This After Marriage Also?
Boy:
Yes, Only If Your Husband
Does Not Have Any Problem.
savita u r the comody person one more joke please
ohhh
r u maried…or not
Asal me baat ye hai k banta ka santa ki biwi k sath love you tha isi liya santa ki biwi aur banta ne j idea nikala k santa ko kaise mout k ghat utar kar rang ralia mani jaye
Bakwaas, senseless joke. Koi sanhi joke do.
santa ko ye saja lagti hai……mujhe bula deta mai hi uski bv ko saja de deta…kyo admin jee….
hi frnz………………………… 5 larky Ek Lrki ko zabrdasti KisS karhe the
larki chilla chilla k keh rhi thi
Kutto
Kmino
Besharmo
Beghairto
Hraam zado
Laro mat
Sab ki bari aye g.
@ hi pia aap kaha ho ? @ aapki bhasa to pihu _ pihu jaisi hogee !
mera awaj phiu phiu nahi mere popat ka awaj phiu phiu hai
Hello friends.
Hi riyaz
Oil main lata hu biwi tum lake aao
Abe harsh he..he..ye sahi keh raha hai. Ye oil lata hai, aur tu iski biwi le ke aa :P
bechari bivi mar na jay itni chudai se:-D
HI every body
Admin bhai aap joke bade sweet post krte hai
he bhagwan eisi saja..humko bhi mile
eisi saja humko bhi mile lekin mal mast wala hona chahiya. to age piche upar niche se alag alag step se chod denge.